Food...

I was jus chatting with a fren:

The most difficult decision to make during a trip is: Where to eat?? maciam choosing life partner...

What if you only have enough money to eat at one place at one time?

You walk on the street to find some nice place to eat...

u see hawker centre.. cheap n good food, but erm, too simple..can eat anytime wad..

u see restaurants, dono nice or not.. dono worth it onot..

u see fine dinings...dono enuf money or not..have to wear nicer la, have to have good table manners la..so mahuan.. lots of requirements..

So many..which 1 to go in?

Some ppl too hungry, just go in the first place that they see n eat n be happy..

Some ppl hungry also must make sure find something nice to eat..

Some ppl not hungry, n alot of time, just walk on the street, trying samples n all, see which 1 nicest to eat..

What if you walk n saw 1 that u like..the sample taste good, but kedai tak buka..

then alot of ppl waiting outside wor..does it mean good food?

but u dono when the kedai gona open wor..n not sure if its ever gona open or not also..

so u walk around sumore lo..now getting more n more hungry.. keep thinking the kedai that not open, all the other restaurant u also wun pay attention to..cos u stil din try the first shop.. u keep going back, but stil not open.. mayb it opened n closed liao, u also dono..

N sample good n look good from outside doesn't mean inside also nice.. mayb see price actualy very expensive lei.. n even if environment nice, food nice, doesnt mean tomoro not gona get diarrhoea..

Customers don't normally get to see what is going on in the kitchen..

Some ppl so particular, must eat good food, if not rather mati kelaparan..

What if u walk n walk n walk then ehh, too late liao..all the kedai close one by one.. u wana go in also tak sempat?

or if u simply go in 1, end up dont like, but no more money liao?

Some ppl lagi jialat..go in liao, eat sample, sit down n pretend like wana eat there, end up lari..

Some ppl lagi stupid, eat liao tomoro lausai, the next day still feel like eating the same food..

Some lausai till scared, dowan to eat again..

haih.. farny la..

Kirk - Cal - Dy

Sori..no time 2 update..too bz enjoying edinburgh for weekend..trying to do so many things in jus 2 short days...badminton, squash, running, eat, eat, sleep, watch drama, shopping, argh..if only 2 days got 48 hours..

Haih, sunday night again..
gona go back tomoro morning oni realise din do homework (blog) yet..

Come back oni, ppl see me sure ask the same old question:

"How's Kirkcaldy??"

"Hmm..lidat lo.."

Reach nia, spend whole day trying 2 get accomodation, cos the accom office ppl din pick up fone..
My group mate call nia, terus dapat..haih..sure they think i weirdo, dono how 2 call..

Cut the story short:

My room
Huhuhu..of all number...y 13??? although i science based, but then superstitious Tabib blood still fow in me 1 lei..

Even hospital ward also no room 13..how come house got 1???

Inside..macam haunted...

Haha..no la..after on light:

actually is i use flash not on light..hehe

Beside got nice study table, sink n almari baju. So, not too bad la..actually quite a nice room..
But the wall n floor all very thin, so next door fella korek hidung also i can hear ...

Group mates all very nice.. we got cooking rotation, shopping together, gossip together also..so 20% less weirdo la.. but once a weirdo, always a weirdo..

Hospital..hmm..quite nice also..peaceful..we had 1 consultant each..mine at first macam sejuk sejuk 2 me.. dats y got depression 2 hari..haha, but afterdat she getting nicer, so ok la..

+

Get to watch deliveries, which female not happy 1..haha..

"Watch 1, do 1"

so hopefully can get to do the next delivery!!..yeaiii..

Conclusion: Not easy 2 become mother oo... guys out there, dont simply make ppl pregnant, girls, careful abit aa..

Hope: Pls dont fail exam...

thats it for this week.. to be continued next week...

I have a blog

Haih, what I can say is what a waste...

I have been through what she's been through to be a JPA scholar..Imagine striving so hard in SPM, working even harder in college to get a place overseas to do medicine, and now just a simple bus crash...and of all the 48 ppl in the bus, why her? If it would have been a drunkard, or an old man or a drug addict, would we be less sorry? I don't know..

Is it plain unluckiness???

Or is there a way to stop this from happening?

Pls visit http://buscrashnomore.blogspot.com/ to give support. All we could do is sign the petition...

In memory of Lim Nian Ning and all the other victims of the crash

1987 - 2008

***************************

Please post this on your blog now to help:

Chung Lern and Nian Ning’s families would like all families and friends of the victims, dead or alive, in the Slim River Bus Crash to come forward and join them in taking action against the bus company. Stand up to seek justice for these three innocent individuals, who were all so young and full of life.

If you have a blog, please call out to ANYONE who

knows someone who survived or did not survive

the crash to come forward to join the Lee family.

Make a huge difference, make a huge fuss.

For now, you may contact Lee Chung Lern at chunglern@gmail.com or preferably on his handphone at 012-6670368.

Yes, I have a blog, therefore i play my part..

Try reading her friend's blog and you'll feel their loss too...(jolene, jason)

I Want a Fat Babe

In conjunction with my previous post..my favourite:

Top 10 Secret to Dieting

Since the so-called future HSBC owner mentioned about my blog in his watablog, I have to live up to his expectation...More Posts on DIETING!!!

Ultimately, alot of people will be looking for secrets to diet on internet. So my title will bring me afew more clicks to my blog!!! (taktik keji)..

Don't be surprised by the amount of female going on sliming program (ranging from 9-90)...aunty aunty without teeth also say they on diet..Pro Ana, Pro Mia seems to be the latest trend...not to forget males as well...

Our famous fatty is currently celebrating his 5th year aniversary of SPP (six pack program, expiry date unknown)..His baby...

if was born at dat time, now also 5 years old already..

So...What is the secret to dieting???

1) Don't take pills...Rather be fat and alive than skinny but DEAD!!!...Eventually every1 will be skinny after they die, so wait for your time to come...

Remember her?

The singapore actress that suffer liver damage due to diet pills...n SHE is not even FAT!!!
She's lucky that she has some1 who loves her to donate her liver...what about many others who died?? in china, japan, all sorts of cases...

So..wadever 'miracle' pills la, fat absorber la, better don play play...do it the natural and healthy way..

Brazillian model, Ana Carolina Reston, died of anorexia..she was only 88 pds (not price, weight) ...wad else she wana lose? Bones? Cartilages? Tendons? Ligaments? (just because I am doing locomotor module, show off abit)

Bak kata pepatah: "Harimau mati tinggalkan belang, manusia belum mati pun hanya tinggal tulang"

2) No diet PILLS.... (just as reminder..haha)

3) The simple rule of thumb, control food intake. Don't eat unnecessarily... see what you are eating, count the calories...

4) THe amount of food intake matters, but most important is wad type of food it is...you can eat 2kg of celeries, no problem, in substitute with 3 squares of chocolate...so choose...filling food or desire food..

5) Exercise exercise exercise...basically dun be lazy...food control without exercise will just cause u to lose ur fats at the wrong place...

6) What about all the diet programs? The famous 3 DAY DIET target to lose 5kg? or 7 DAY CABBAGE SOUP DIET aiming to lose 5-8 kg? J-lo diet? the maple syrup diet? wad else?? Posh's diet? I believe this all sounds familiar... n many of us have tried them too...to be honest, i also try afew of them, but..

KILLING 1 lar... 1 day onli fruits, 1 day onli vege, 1 day fruits n vege...I better botakkan my head become sami...at least some sami can eat eggs...

You need alot of determination to follow them all, and once u start to eat back, u'll start gaining all back...so if you are really determined and manage to stay off food etc....y not do it the healthier way??balanced diet...

(i don't deny that some ppl really follow and it works for them..but i think with their determination, even if they follow any other diet program would work for them too...)
I don't believe in whatever chemical reaction that they claim would burn fat faster...

7) Don't super lessen your calorie intake till less than 500 cal a day...even ppl in bosnia eat more than that i think...how long can u stand?? Slow n steady wins the race...aim for 1200 aday...aim for long term...might take you longer to lose, but crash diet is not the solution either...

8) The basic physics + chemistry rule...U'll lose weight if:

energy intake < energy used

3500 cal = 1 kg

So as if u reduce ur calories by 500 a day, u'll lose 1 kg in a week?? serious ka? 1kg of what? water? muscle? or fat??

9) Its best not to skip meals..unless u don't wana eat at all the whole day...once u skip meal, u'll be eating like hungry ghost the next meal...n at dat time, ur body will absorb absorb absorb, just like throwing money at beggars...

Eat 6 small meals aday..maintain balanced diet, drink 2L of water aday...Snack is good, but snack on healthy food...

10) Please, enjoy your food when u eat...u'll be satisfied longer...don't go wash your food in warm water b4 eat like wad jolin SAI do... better dont eat...haiz..so amazing what ideas ppl can come up with to keep fit...

WAKAKAKAKAKA...thanks for reading..U all really believe this will work? If yes, I would be like this...

and wun mind doing this...


But anyway, i sincerely believe it will work if you follow it dengan penuh semangat n motivasi...

n

U don't love food as much as I do...and other year of OX friends (helen, acs, eric, eve)

Glossary:
Sami = Monks
ana = anorexia
mia = bulimia

Do you have anorexia???

Why is it that you get fat easier here in uk? When I go back to Malaysia, it seems easier for me to lose weight without even realising it!!...
Reasons?::
1) could be the weather...here so cold, feel like eating all the time
2) peer pressure : in malaysia everywhere u go also see chun thin chix..here alot balut-balut n not super thin 1...so even I feel thin here..haha
3) different type of food kua...(Char Koay Tiau or wantan mee in malaysia have less calories than fish n chips n burger??)
4) At home got more activities to do la...not so sienn...here boring nak mati...wad else 2 do??eat la..
5) tak faham..tak faham...

Hmm..I am now so-called on diet..but but but...i wun wana b like this:



like the song...n for once i think the fatter 1 look prettier..haha...

Danger Signals

The following is a list of warning flags for anorexia. If you've noticed several of these symptoms in yourself or a friend, get help immediately.

1. Losing a significant amount of weight


2. Continuing to diet (even when already thin)


3. Feeling fat (even after losing weight)


4. Having an abnormal fear of gaining weight


5. Losing monthly menstrual period for three or more consecutive months


6. Having a preoccupation with food and obsessively counting calories


7. Preferring to eat in isolation


8. Exercising compulsively


9. Abusing laxatives or other over-the-counter diuretics


10. Denying that you're hungry


11. Always having an excuse as to why you're not eating (for example, "I just ate" or "I'm feeling ill")


12. Becoming "disgusted" with former favorite foods


13. Obsessing about food labels


14. Drastically reducing or completely eliminating fat intake


15. Not believing others when they tell you you're thin


16. Detesting all or specific parts of your body


17. Denying that a problem exists

Hmm..I wonder how many of this signs I fulfill...1) to 3) is ofcourse impossible for me la..haha..I am not even losing weight... This is what I call verbal dieting...(say nia, hand still putting things into the mouth)

I admit some of the 17 signs sounds familiar to me..hmm...

JPA allowance...

"Aku yang masih...ditaman ini..menunggu duit JPA..."

Y every1 get I din get 1...my bank account critical already...huhuhu..

8888

Oh noo...just because I went to Nottingham Games for 2 days, i missed the 8888th click of my blog..I have been waiting for few months now for it to reach that number. As a typical chinese, i believe that 8 (in chinese has the same pronunciation as prosperity) will bring me prosperity...with 4x 8, lagi full of $$$...

Haih, now don't know have to wait for how many more years to reach 88888...at the rate I am going, after 1 year oni get 8888, need another 10 years oni get to see 88888...By that time i would have graduated, time to make money..hm..good planning..

Whoever that remember seeing 8888 that day, please step forward to collect your mysterious price...hehe..

Progress

10 Simple steps of Installing your own Desktop!!!

1) Open Chassis
2) Pasang Power supply
3) Pasang DVD drive
4) Set up motherboard (including ram, cpu)
5) Pasang motherboard
6) Pasang all wire
7) masukkan graphics card
8) close n sambung power cable
9) Pasang all peripherals..n on!!!

Wow sounds simple rite..hm..lets do it..

after 2 hours...

Hm..baru habis pasang power supply..n trying to open the DVD drive slot from the front..kenot find skru, korek oso kenot come out...
afterthat, my savior computer geek friend again come n help me...settle after that..

after 4 hours...

hard disk settle, processor n ram n heatsink oso settle..

after 6 hours..
cracking head with all the wiring...waa..all the wires macam famili ular..kenot differenciate which is which..then have to see they male or female (+/-)...crack crack...at this moment, one of my friend came over, trying to help me..but end up cabuting the wire dat i oredi pasang..haha..
hehe..another savior Mr pendek help me on the fone..

after 8 hours...
SETTLED...

for my saviors..thanks for your help..hoho..now wana go berintimasi with my new wife first..haha..but she now don have wireless yet..haih..kenot connect..
now installing windows and other stuffs...

Idea to blog??

I woke up today with the mission to search for the idea to blog. Abit unlucky yesterday. But everyday blog bout my unluckiness, boring oso...Wana create some happy aura in my blog la..
Then I got the idea to blog about the idea to blog...

Where do ppl get their idea to blog from?

Tahap 1 - least effort (target reader: close friends)
Miss Sentimental: She will blog bout her feeling n emotion at that time. Wadever she thinks, wad she experience, n most of the time bernada jiwang..(e.g: why do they treat me this way, why no one cares to talk to me??Why does the sun rises from the east? Why is my dad a male? Why? Why?Why?) Whenever u read their blog, can feel dark cloud folo u around and kids throwing stones at u...

Tahap 2 - requires abit more effort (target reader : from friends to long lost friends)
Miss Happy go lucky: She blog about her happy times, good things that happen, party, events...when theres ntg happening, she ketandusan idea..that is when she'll start commenting on articles, jokes or anything funny she read online...Dis type of blog macam light n easy..simple n happy 2 read..

Tahap 3 - can bcum trip advisor
Mr Marco Polo: This fella will have more of a photo blog... He often goes out with just a camera, in search of the true idea to blog. He'll write about his journey to the west, snap snap snap...what he see is wad u'll get...food, hotel room, toilet, etc..ofcourse he'll leave out some blackout period..hm..wad he see shal remain a mystery..or his hands r too occupied 2 hold camera...

Tahap 4 - lawak blog ( target for any1 dat likes jokes)
Mr Joker: He Jokes bout anything..everything can be funny. sad oso can bcum funny, die oso he tok till alive back..pictures can be funny, articles can be funny, jokes oso he'll say till super funny..

Tahap 5 - ultimatum
Mr Blogger: This fella higher level 1..can blog something out of nothing, somewhere out of nowhere, someone out of noone..This fella doens't need anything to happen to blog, noneed pictures, dun need to go out insearch of idea, dun need to read others blog, noneed to scan tru the internet to get idea. This is the mastermind...nobody knows wad he blog is tru onot, but ppl just read..haha..cos its funny...

Tahap 1-5 is blog for commoner...not forgetting the political blogs..not light n not easy..

Neutral: Blog with an interest and talent: recipe blog, technology blog, gamers blog...
this kind of blog is by those that are good at something n decide to write about it..targeted for ppl with same interest...

Which 1 is my blog??

Ketandusan Idea

Waa..dis few days reeli no idea to blog at all..

go out oso lazy to take picture...
take picture oredi oso lazy to transfer..
transfer oredi oso lazy to upload..
upload oredi oso lazy to blog... (anafora or epifora forget liao)
so kesimpulannya...blog no update!!..

Isit because I am too old to come out with interesting ideas???

Isit because I realise that life is too short to waste on blogging???

Or bcos i realise blogger mostly fat 1 like this and my brain auto-shut bcos I am not??

To overcome this syndrome kemalasan berblogasi, one of my fren came up with the idea of combine blog..hoho...macam power ranger or captain planet...(with our powers combineddd..captainnnn...planettt)
all will have different role..some lawak, some sentimental..BUT...

What Role Shud I Play??? I realise i not gud in anything dei..

...lawak tak cukup lawak..
...recipe tak cukup sedap...
...sentimental..(haha) kenot lah wei...

so I shall make a poll to find my true self...my weakness and strengths..

Persoalan: Why people read my blog??

A) Picture Nice?
B) Lawak?
C) Recipe?
D) Exciting?
E) Nothing better to do?
F) Interested in me??hehe...

Method of voting: post in comment, chatbox, sms, msn, post laju, merpati terbang...pls dont ship, it might take too long..

closing date: 10 days from now..
thanks for your support..

How to be happy..

OK..ehmm..wana try blog sum not lawak bodoh blog...
I found this sort of list of things to do 2 be happy...

http://www.rogerdarlington.me.uk/Happy.html

I then start to think think..what are the things that can really make me happy?
as i read tru the list, i find some of it true, but most of it abit untrue oso..maybe to me la..no doubt the suggestions are things that can make some of us happy...

- laugh alot, smile alot

its good to smile and laugh, but there must be a reason..bo dai bo ji laugh ppl think u siao 1... if you laugh n smile too much, people might not take you seriously oso...
u laugh when u r happy, but to be happy u laugh alot?? apa ni..

laugh, smile -------> happy-------->laugh, smile (vicious cycle)

- give lots of compliment
please give compliment yang berpatutan...if some1 is clearly not pretty, dun go try n convince her that she is pretty...people shud noe the truth about themselve so that they can improve themselves..you wun wana go make some1 feel so good about themself but in the end its not true..

-Give small gifts to your friends. To give is even more pleasurable than to receive.

Sure ka??who dun like to receive present? sila angkat tangan...giving i dun deny can sometimes give you pleasure...i oso feel happyby giving small surprise gifts 2 frens jus 2 see their happy face.. but it is even happier when some frens give me surprise gifts..hehe..(hint hint)

-Wear the most expensive after-shave (usually men!) or perfume (usually women!!) you can afford. It will make you feel good.
Siao...sabun can dy la..not all ppl can take perfume wad.could be other's poison...

-Stay close to nature
haha..tried..plant mini ikea bamboo and ternak seamonkey...end up, bamboo mati, sea monkey from 30 bcum 1...happy?? not reeli....but if nature trips then different la..ehe

-Treat yourself often to something 'cheap and cheerful'
Hmm..dis 1 quite true la..have to sometimes pamper urself n buy stg for urself 2 be happy...

-Take lots of photos
agree..agree...best if can write a blog...haha..like dis 1..

- keep a diary
better pray it is not read by others till u die...for those who have the habit of reading other's diary, pleasee...pleaaseee..dont...

-still got alot of bodoh 1 dat i lazy 2 quote...

-"However, if you follow all these suggestions and you're still not happy, you're either an android or an alien. In the former case, see an electronics engineer. In the latter case, go home to your own planet."

apani..what u think can make u happy doesn't mean it'll make others happy ei..what every1 look for is different...

things that can make me happy:

-MONEY...$$$
- buying gadgets..hoho...
- when i am right...
- doing some stupid thing that other ppl dun do...kepuasan...
- getting compliment that i myself think is correct..
- realising that some fela that i alwiz tot is better than me but is actually not..hoho...
- when i'm in control
- when i'm appreciated
- when everything i did is worth is...
- when i find ppl that have the same interest as me...(quite hard 2 find dei..)
- when i realise my friends care..

alot of ppl keep asking me how come i can be happy everyday n looks as if i have no worries at all??

- first u must WANT to be happy...some ppl prefers to be miserable..n kept blaming the world...the rest of the world dun owe u...(e.g, if a friend brings u to a party, she is not responsible for taking care of u the whole night jus because u duno any1 else...) u'll feel better if u can accept that..

- live life as it comes...life planning is good, but planning is not worrying..dun go worry about things that cant change or things that has not happen or cry about some results that are not out yet...

- care but don't care too much...be part of something...most important keep in touch with ur friends..some ppl have the thinking (cieh, they oso dun keep in touch with me lo...) every1 lidat no1 will keep in touch dy..dun underestimate how friends can make u happy...

- be positive..think of what is the worst that can happen...so what if it happens..20 years later it'll just be a joke 2 u...

- find new interests u and find what u actually like to do...n do...

- although i kutuk jus now, but laugh n smile n play more can make me happy..haha..although sometimes ppl get irritated, but...sorry..haha..

- another method is to be saturated with problems..after u go tru alot of problems, not much things can make u unhappy liao..haha...i now higher level oredi...

there are certain things that alwiz fluctutate...such as relationship...can b super happy n super sad..(standard deviation very high 1).. dis 1 kenot advise liao..i oso kekantoian 1...

or relationship with frens n ppl around..dat 1 i kenot control n kenot guarantee happy 1..hehe..jus need 2 choose ur friend correctly or at least let the correct friend choose you.

WHAT i DUn LIKE:
- to be ignored
- to feel stupid
- to feel intimidated
- to not be in control
- to be lack of confidence

Sori if blog memboringkan..first try, sempena Hari Raya...maaf zahir dan batin

Recycle recycle recycle

All this while, I find it unnecessary to buy envelope when I go shopping...how many times do we need envelope in a year? It all come in packs, sure kenot finish 1..But when I need it, aiyo.."takda"...nx time buy la..
but everytime sure go buy other stuff, where got ppl go buy envelope when u dun need it??

WAD TO DO??

most of the time, I'll make my own envelope..senang..jus to cover the letter nia wad..I memang so free 1, jus take A4 paper, lipat lipat n tampal 1 envelope cum out oredi..noneed waste money go buy..Plus you can PERSONALISE folo your own size..haha

Yesterday I jus sold a jacket on ebay..normally the stuff that i sell i buy the envelope la, cos need the kalis peluru kalis air kalis koyak 1..but aih..75p 1 envelope..cis betul..

My STUNNING FOXHOLE JACKET size 8 Is FINALLY SOLD!!!
(haha, kena perli bcos of that name i put on ebay)

2day i sold another thing..1 headphone that I got free from a website..haha..cheap cheap oni...takkan wana go buy 75p envelope...

WHAT TO DO???

(look around the room..)
tada..

Correct Size liao..

Kasi tutup with paper, decorate abit, put boarder,theh..can oredi...

Stick 1 2nd class stamp at the corner..look perfectly alright..

SInce our government spend so much money wana encourage citizen 2 recycle stuff...I bcum a rakyat yang peka, fulfill their mission la..

GREEN IS RECYCLE...


*** N must not forget the "Thank You Mr Postman" so that if your postage not enough, postman still kasi belas kasihan...

POLL CLOSED

The poll is now closed as the judges decision has been made.

The decision is::::::

dadadadang..

You will get to see Monster in Malaysia on the 20th of August 2007. Do not miss the once in a life time chance to catch her live in Malacca.

News Completed

DILEMMA

Poll:
SHUD I GO BACK???

Results so far:
yes = 3
no = 2

(current decision = go back)

PERSOALAN: Patutkah Monster Menyerang Malaysia??

At first I already make up my mind dont wana go back...

REASON:
1) Malas
2) Malas
3) MALASSSS..
4) Flight phobia..dun dare step into airport oredi..later peristiwa tahun lepas diingati..
5) Hav to worry flight, have to pack stuff, have to go early, wait wait..take 16 hours by emirates...
6) Save money..susah payah kerja now later spend off on flights..
7) stay here can earn even more..wakaka..

Then now i see go back oso macam bes...Dat time i was saying see la, if sudenly gimme see get cheap flight then i balik la..

REASON:
1) REALLY gimme see get cheap flight..although not as cheap as 400 last year, but dis 1 is august ma, peak season..

Emirates 450 pds return...plus e voucher discount 20 pounds..430 nia..mana mau cari...longkang??

Time: oso okok..last time i see 1 is 24 hours baru sampai malaysia, dats y malas..dis 1 reasonable 16 hours, 1 stop..

2) Can go back see papa, see mama, see jie jie, see koko and kawan kawan sekalian..

3) Can go back beli formal baju for clinical..

4) Go back makan makanan super balaka...

5) If dun go back now nx yr go back oso 1 month nia..plus summer wana go austria for euro 2008..Christmas pula super mahal...easter balik here exam...no chance balik oredi...unless anak derhaka, 4th year chinese new year go back bai nin..

PRO BALIK : 5
ANTI BALIK: 7

anti more than pro...master of all reason: MALASSSSS...

Kawan-kawan sekalian, jiran-jiran, saudara saudari, sila tolong adik yang tak berpengalaman..

Poll:
SHUD I GO BACK???

HMM..n pls answer fast ar..the ticket ending dis friday...
can answer through sms, or call 07894992989, post on msg board or comments oso can..all votes will b taken into account fairly..old young ugly pretty all can give (cos tru ur vot kenot see face 1 wad..)

Apa DAH JADI???

Yesterday:
Face red and itchy plus abit swollen..

Today:
Mata bengkak with the visiblility of my eye ball reduce from 50 % to 23.5%

APA DAH JADI???
still have abit of itchyness on my legs..

I shall make this entry short, cos can only see half of the screen..

MONSTER STUDY

YOU..yes..you..since already visited the blog, COME COME..Try the test...a lot of bonus questions..


Create your own Friend Test here
p/s: the highest scorer will get a secret gift from me...hehe..so try your luck...who knows..

HOw OLd Do I LOOK???

WHat are the things that need a proof of age?

Situation 1

First Month in Edinburgh..Lining outside a club to go in..and ofcourse, u wana be as light as possible when go clubbing..takkan wana bring passport..after lining up for half an hour,

MR bla: Do you have any identification on you pls?

Me: nah! (show student card)

MR bla bla: Do you have anything with your age on?

Me: BOlah..aiyo..takkan wana bring passport..siao..I oredi lost passport once, scared oo..
I alredy 20 lei..abo how 2 masuk uni

MR bla bla bla: No, but you certainly don't look your age, and you could be entering uni at 17..

Me: cimakan la u..I am short doesn't mean I am young la..

(end up have to go back and get my isic card with date of birth on it)

SITUATION 2

In tesco...

This notice:

" If you are lucky enough to look under 21, we might ask for your proof of age when buying alcohol"

is on every angle of tesco wall.

That time I am only 20 la..so i tot just try and buy la..

Miss pandai: (look at me carefully) proof of age pls.

kantoi...dun have..cos i memang not 21 ma..

My 18 year old fren on the other lane who is also buying alcohol managed to get tru...cis..
How can I look younger than her???

SITUATION 3

In Lidyl:

Don't have that same notice in tesco, but i just assume the age limit is 21 lo..

Lady: May i ask how old r u, Miss?

Me: oh, I'm 21 (trying to look as matured as possible)

Lady: You certainly don't look your age. Do you have anything to proof you are 18?

Me: 18?

Lady: Ya, you have to be 18 to buy alcohol (HUKUM LIDYL)

Me: CIS...I DON'T LOOK 18??? proudly i take out my ID..dat time i 20 ma..so if age limit 21, i diam diam cabut oredi..

HUHUHU...I am looking younger and younger..

SITUATION 4

LAST WEEK!!! I am going to be 22 this year..just to announce..

Latar tempat: Marks and Spencer

As usual, If anytime I pass by M&S, I will go in just to buy the 99p crabstick, which is juicier n sweeter + cheaper than tesco crabstick..

M&S crabstick has became the whole Teviot Place's favourite ever since it was introduced by NICK CHAN, the stupid hongkie..Even matthew knows where to get it..

Right after i paid for the crabstick, the fatty decided to add another item to my shopping basket...

DA DA DA DANG!!!

An OUTSTANDING VALUE 3 for 2 never needs sharpening, soft touch handle for control and comfort and dishwasher safe M&S COOK's KNIFE..
nothing special rite, so i jus took it n pay lo..manatau...the sentence that I fear most came along...

MISS M&S: Can I see any proof of age please?

Me: WAD???
(turn to look at the back of the knife)


although not very clear, but still can read..

"UK LEGISLATION - not for sale to person under 16 years of age (proof of age may be required)"

HOI HOI HOI!!!NOW i don't even look 16???

THAT IS 6 years of difference wei..I was form 4 when I am 16, ok..ages ago..still wearing the blue school pinafore lei.. oredi finish SPM, masuk form 6, go KMB, finish IB, CLIMBED mount Kinabalu, COME UK FOR 1 year, eat and shit more than a thousand times oredi...and STILL 16???Age counts backwards ka??new aging system..

cis..speechless..mayb i'll look 14 next year..then I'll b FOREVER YOUNG!!!...not a bad thing..

HARI ini DALAM SEjaRAH

This is the first day in more than a year that I wake up at 7.00am..7.00AM!!! never in the MONSTER history, unless i din sleep the whole night.

Haih, seven early eight early (chi zao ba zao) have to take bus to the royal infirmary to meet my Director of Studies to get a letter of recomendation for an application of grant for.....bla bla..(a form which took me loads n loads of trouble 2 fill in and the closing date was yesterday)..

kesimpulannya have to go out early to met a doctor that I din noe how he looks like. Tall? Short? fat? thin? got mole? mata juling?

Smart of me, asked one of my favourite senior yesterday how he looked like.

Senior: hm..he is quite tall, white hair, abit big

me: fat?

senior: not fat but got abit muscle 1..

me: hmm...sort of got the picture of him in my mind
(must be something like Bill Clinton)

Reach the hospital at 7.50- batang hidung pun takda..DImana dia??

He said he is attending a meeting..hmm..so ppl shud b coming in soon..
so i waited at the patient waiting area..one by one, the doctors come in. I wanted to ask them, but...
All the doctors sort of have the same characteristics:::
1) Muka garang
2) no smile
3) walk in like wind, go out like wind. (chui fong yi lei, chui fong yi hui) Dun even have time to walk to them, they oredi gone from sight...

So many ppl walk in oredi..how come din see Bill Clinton 1??
at last, one of the friendly nurse came in and asked me: R U ALRIGHT THERE?
(typical question)

she then pointed me to the meeting room , but the meeting has already started...haih..so i waited ourside like orang bodoh la..for 1 hour..
Smarter of me, i ask the nurse to point to me which 1 is Dr Croft.

The description given by senior is so accurate, except:::
---he is 3/4 bald, so cant reeli see if he has white hair..
---he is wearing a coat, so cant see his muscles..
---the mist important point missed out: he is the only one in the room with beard..
hmm...plus my eyes are half closed, so cant reeli see his height..

but luckily, managed to get his signature but comes in a package with a small lecture: " u musn't do this again to an old man.." cos i sort of get him to write it last minute..

anyway, SETTLED!!!...happy..go back sleepppp...

on da way back, as usual, i was sleeping on the bus. as i was halfway dreaming, one crazy apek hit me on the head with newspaper..feel like punching him lo..early early smash ppl's head..siao..
but then i turn n look, he looks like the ketua kumpulan kaki buli with tatoo tatoo on the hand 1..i straight away smile n just turn around..

what a day..n it is just 9 am..

since i have no picture to put up, i shall put sum pics on manchester tripppp


Gathering of KMBiansss

aiyoyo..tua pui hug me till kenot breatheee..

for prosperity..chai sen tau..

Lastly, me n les partner eating eggtart..

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