Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Christmas. Show all posts

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Jim Carrey Sings White Christmas

Jim Carrey sings White Christmas on the Jay Leno show.

Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Christmas Sweaters???

Here is a post from the archives, I posted this a few years ago and it still cracks me up.

Because I grew up in Louisiana, I never really understood the whole Christmas Sweater thing. I now live in San Diego, CA so I still don't own any Christmas Sweaters, but now I get it, it is about comedy.

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Christmas Sweater Fest 07
Originally uploaded by jim_darling



Ugly Christmas Sweaters
the christmas sweaters never get old
Originally uploaded by barrio dude



Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ruby tries on her Christmas sweater
Originally uploaded by chunks



Ugly Christmas Sweaters
THE Worst Christmas Photo Ever
Originally uploaded by Zac Fisher


Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Nick's Christmas Sweater
Originally uploaded by Apocaplops

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

The Youngsters "Christmas in Jail"

I love this funny Christmas song.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas

Dr. Elmo's Twisted Christmas

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Track Listing
1. Grandma Got Ran Over by a Reindeer 3:32
2. Grandma's Spending Christmas with the Superstars 3:05
3. Christmas Won't be the Same Without Johnny 2:32
4. Grandma's Killer Fruitcake 2:31
5. Santa Ain't Comin' 3:54
6. Christmas Millionaire 2:44
7. Grandpa's Gonna Sue the Pants off of Santa 3:19
8. Junk Bond Christmas Blues 3:12
9. Send Me a Wife for Christmas 3:05
10. Here's to the Lonely 3:43
11. Don't Make Me Play that Grandma Song Again 2:42

Dr. Elmo @Amazon.com

Sunday, November 29, 2009

Bob and Doug McKenzie: Great White North

Great White North

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Mp3 Track Listing

1. This Is Our Album, Eh? Bob McKenzie 3:44
2. The Beerhunter Bob McKenzie 2:25
3. School Announcements Bob McKenzie 1:54
4. The Miracle Of Music Bob McKenzie 0:44
5. Peter's Donuts Bob McKenzie 3:04
6. Gimme A Smoke Bob McKenzie 2:03
7. Take Off Bob & Doug McKenzie 4:46
8. Coffee Sandwich Bob McKenzie 2:28
9. Welcome To Side Two Bob McKenzie 0:58
10. Doug's Mouth Bob McKenzie 3:35
11. Elron McKenzie Doug McKenzie 2:31
12. Black Holes Bob McKenzie 2:11 $0.99
13. You Are Our Guest (See Page 2 Of Daily Hoser) Bob McKenzie 2:17
14. Ernie's Mom Bob McKenzie 1:55
15. The Twelve Days Of Christmas Bob & Doug McKenzie 4:45
16. Ralph The Dog Bob McKenzie 3:16
17. O.K., This Is The End, Eh? Bob McKenzie 2:03
18. Honest Bob McKenzie 0:31

Saturday, November 28, 2009

Bob Rivers and Twisted Radio: Twisted Christmas

Bob Rivers & Twisted Radio - Twisted Christmas Boxed Set

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Mp3 Track Listing
1. Take Baseball And Shove It (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:49
2. G'Bye Ding A Ling (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:55
3. White Ford Bronco (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:57
4. You've Got A Brand New Pair Of Figure Skates (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:53
5. PLO & Israeli's (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:06 $0.99
6. Grampa Loved The Rolling Stones (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:01
7. Cane 'Em Good (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:50
8. Michael Jordan Ain't Bo (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:17
9. Whitewater (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:37
10. D.W.I. Colorado (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:53
11. The Nafta Anthem (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:19
12. A BIg Ton O' Moola (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:06
13. There's Another Santa Claus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:01
14. Walkin' 'Round In Women's Underwear (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:55
15. I Am Santa Claus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:22
16. Manger 6 (LP Version) Bob Rivers 0:44
17. O Little Town Of Bethlehem (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:09
18. I Came Upon A Roadkill Deer (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:01
19. Teddy The Red-Nosed Senator (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:25
20. Grahbe Yahbalz (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:08
21. A Letter To Santa (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:41
22. Jingle Hells Bells (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:38
23. The Kids (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:18
24. The Magical Kingdon Of Claus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 5:53
25. The "What's It To Ya" Chorus (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:37
26. Didn't I Get This Last Year (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:22
27. The Under Tree World Of Jacques Cousteau (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:02
28. O Christmas Tree (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:33
29. The Twelve Pains Of Christmas (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:41
30. The Chimney Song (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:11
31. We Wish You Weren't Living With Us (LP Version) Bob Rivers 0:49
32. Wreck The Malls (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:04
33. A Visit From St. Nicholson (LP Version) Bob Rivers 4:32
34. O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:26
35. I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out On Parole) (LP Version) Bob Rivers 3:08
36. The Restroom Door Said, "Gentleman" (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:36
37. Foreigners (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:08
38. Joy To The World (LP Version) Bob Rivers 1:23
39. A Message From The King (LP Version) Bob Rivers 2:18

Bob Rivers @Amazon.com

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Dr. Elmo's Redneck Christmas

Dr. Elmo's Redneck Christmas

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Track Listing
1. Twelve Redneck Days of Christmas 4:04
2. What's a Redneck Christmas to You? 1:24
3. Deck the Halls With Chips and Beernuts 1:52
4. Double Wide, Chicken Fried Yuletide 2:35
5. Christmas Ain't Been the Same Without You Dale Earnhardt 2:29
6. Redneck St. Nick 2:33

Dr. Elmo @Amazon.com

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Christmas Comedy - Crazy Christmas Carols

Christmas Comedy 1 - Crazy Christmas Carols
Christmas Comedy 1
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Track Listings
1. Song: Beware All Ye Faithful
2. A Barnyard Christmas
3. Song: Silent Fart
4. Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
5. Song: My Relatives Are Comin'
6. 1-900-Santa
7. Song: No Rest for Married Gentlemen
8. What Christmas Trees Are Thinking
9. A Non-Denominational Christmas
10. Song: This Present Is Just Crap
11. Song: Tired of the Hanukkah Song
12. Radio Shopping Club: Faux Presents
13. Salad Slicer
14. Song: People Exchange
15. Christmas Horror Shows: Some Assembly Required
16. It's a Wonderful Death
17. Cowboy Dick's Christmas Hit List
18. Auntie Irma's Christmas Gift Emporium
19. Song: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Again
20. Dennis Millers Christmas Message
21. A James Brown Christmas
22. Song: Nasty the Snowman
23. How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah
24. Song: Wrap It
25. Your Christmas Worry
26. Santa's Helper Institute
27. Radio Shopping Club: Dead Batteries
28. Song: Hark the Harelipped Angels Sing
29. Song: Return to Santa
30. A Tom Brokejaw Holiday News Brief
31. Mud
32. Disaster Card
33. Receipt Maker
34. Song: Christmas Music's Driving Me Nuts
35. Low Elf Esteem
36. Song: Midnight Sleeper
37. Song: A New Year's Carol
38. The Holiday Sound of Hangovers

According to one reviewer
After listening to this album a couple times, it's still a pretty good collection of parodies. Most of the short skits mixed in are also funny even if they do interrupt the music. Most of the songs would be safe around kids, but a few tracks might need to be removed due to sexual content.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Dr. Elmo: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer



Notes from YouTube:
Dr. Elmo made this in his living room in 1983. It played on MTV for 18+ years. Written by Randy Brooks and performed by Dr. Elmo.


Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

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Dr. Elmo @Amazon.com

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas

Dr. Seuss' How The Grinch Stole Christmas & Horton Hears A Who!

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Mp3 Track Listing
1. Opening (How The Grinch....) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1:29
2. Trim Up The Tree Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 0:45
3. Tomorrow Is Christmas, It's Practically Here Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 4:11
4. Welcome Christmas Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 0:46
5. I Must Stop Christmas Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 0:59 $0.99
6. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 5:15
7. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Reprise) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 5:15
8. A Quarter Of Dawn Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1:43 $0.99
9. Welcome Christmas Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 2:52
10. Finale (How The Grinch....) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 3:06
11. Opening (How The Grinch....) (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 1:29
12. Trim Up The Tree (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 0:47
13. Welcome Christmas (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 2:06
14. You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 3:32
15. Opening (Horton Hears...) Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 5:57
16. Mrs. Toucanella Told Me Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 2:53
17. Old Doc Hoovey Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 2:01
18. Wickersham Brothers Song Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 2:14
19. Who-Ville Aloft Dr. Seuss - How The Grinch Stole Christmas 3:22
20. Doctor Hoovey, You Were Right Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 1:33
21. Horton The Elephant's Going To Be Caged Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 5:22
22. Be Kind To Your Small Person Friends Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 1:17
23. Finale (Horton Hears...) Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 0:48 $0.99
24. Old Doc Hoovey (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 1:23
25. Wickersham Brothers Song (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 2:06
26. We Are Here (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 1:22
27. Be Kind To Your Small Person Friends (Isolated Music Track) Dr. Seuss - Horton Hears A Who 1:32

Friday, December 19, 2008

More Twisted Christmas - Bob Rivers

More Twisted Christmas
More Twisted Christmas - Bob Rivers
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Track Listing
1. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
2. Toy Sack
3. Police Stop My Car
4. Sled Zeppelin
5. Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
6. Parking Spaces
7. There's A Santa Who Looks A Lot Like Elvis
8. Jesus's Birthday
9. All You Need Is Elves
10. Buttcracker Suite
11. Hey You! Get Off My House!
12. Holidaze (S'cuze Me, I Got Gifts To Buy)
13. Rummy Rocker Boy

According to Martin Keller
Bob Rivers is in top form here plying his satire-ridden stocking-stuffer trade, serving up note-per-note knockoffs of everyone from Led Zeppelin and the B52s to Jimi Hendrix, the Beatles, and Tchaikovsky, among others. No lazy satirists, Rivers and company deliver not only grand musical copies but clever and witty lyrics that slum on the gutter side only occasionally ("Buttcracker Suite" being the biggest offender). The rest of the time it's good-natured stuff even ol' Scrooge could like. "It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year" apes Johnny Mathis, "Sled Zeppelin" nails the Plant-Page matrix, and the Beatles' rips, "Jesus' Birthday" and "All You Need Is Elves," also highlight the 13 tracks. But the most inspired cuts are a big-band swing version of the Rolling Stones' "Get off My Cloud" (here retitled "Hey You! Get Off My House") and Hendrix's "Purple Haze," knowingly recast as "Holidaze (Scuze Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)." If that one doesn't grab yer funny bone, it may be time for that humor-marrow transplant.

Thursday, December 18, 2008

Kay Martin and her Body Guards - I know what he wants for Christmas

Kay Martin and her body guards - I know what he wants for Christmas


You can read all about this funny Christmas Album at The Christmas Yule Blog.

TRACK Listing:

1.) Hang Your Balls On The Xmas Tree

2.) I Want A Casting Couch For Christmas

3.) Come On Santa, Let's Have A Ball

4.) The Night Before Christmas Binge

5.) Santa's Doing The Horizontal Twist

6.) Santa's Going To Be Late Tonight

7.) The Girls Were All Happy

8.) I Know What You Want For Christmas

9.) A Funtastic Panorama Of On-Stage Humor

Kay Martin @Amazon.com

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Because I grew up in Louisiana, I never really understood the whole Christmas Sweater thing. I now live in San Diego, CA so I still don't own any Christmas Sweaters, but now I get it, it is about comedy.

Ugly Christmas Sweaters

Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Christmas Sweater Fest 07
Originally uploaded by jim_darling



Ugly Christmas Sweaters
the christmas sweaters never get old
Originally uploaded by barrio dude



Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Ruby tries on her Christmas sweater
Originally uploaded by chunks



Ugly Christmas Sweaters
THE Worst Christmas Photo Ever
Originally uploaded by Zac Fisher


Ugly Christmas Sweaters
Nick's Christmas Sweater
Originally uploaded by Apocaplops

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD

Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD
Dr. Demento Presents: Greatest Christmas Novelty CD
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Track Listings
1. The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late) - Dr. Demento, Bagdasarian, Ross
2. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth - Dr. Demento, Gardner, Donald Yet
3. Jingle Bells - Dr. Demento, Pierpont, J.S.
4. Twelve Gifts of Christmas, The - Allan Sherman
5. I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas - Dr. Demento,
6. Nuttin' for Christmas - Dr. Demento, Bennett
7. A Christmas Carol - Dr. Demento, Lehrer, Tom
8. Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer - Dr. Demento, Brooks, Randy
9. I Yust Go Nuts at Christmas - Dr. Demento, Stewart
10. Twelve Days of Christmas, The - Bob and Doug McKenzie
11. Green Chri$Tma$ - Dr. Demento, Freberg, Stan
12. I'm a Christmas Tree - Dr. Demento, Fischer, Wild Man
13. I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus - Dr. Demento,
14. Santa Claus and His Old Lady - Dr. Demento, Cheech & Chong
15. Christmas at Ground Zero - Dr. Demento, Yankovic, Weird Al
16. Christmas Dragnet - Dr. Demento, Butler

According to David Sprague
The title might be immodest, but it's accurate. Just about every holiday song parody and comedy sketch you can imagine is jimmied onto this hilarious, sprawling collection. While you'll find a smattering of well-known Christmas wackiness (including "Grandma Got Run over by a Reindeer" and the Singing Dogs' "Jingle Bells"), the Doctor's specialty is unearthing the obscure, such as Wild Man Fischer's weirder-than-weird "I Am a Christmas Tree." You'll never listen to "The 12 Days of Christmas" quite the same way after hearing the spins put on the tale by both Allan Sherman and Bob and Doug McKenzie, and you're likely to check your Christmas cookie for "special ingredients" after hearing Cheech & Chong's "Santa Claus and His Old Lady."

Monday, December 15, 2008

Yule Log Videos

So there I was searching YouTube for a traditional Yule Log video to share with you all, and I found it too. Because there's nothing like a crackling fire to warm you inside and out during the holiday season.



You know it is the season of giving and what would be better then to give my readers (all three of you) a video to warm yourselves by as you read comedy blogs and prepare for that visit from St. Nick.

To my surprise I came across a couple more Yule Log videos that also made me laugh. I guess being a married man, I have to laugh at these right? The below videos are included in this post for comedy purposes only. OK, that is my story and I am sticking to it.

Yule Log Hotties: Lollipops and Miss Clause


Yule Log Hotties: Woman in Red

Christmas Comedy - Crazy Christmas Carols

Christmas Comedy 1 - Crazy Christmas Carols
Christmas Comedy 1
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Track Listings
1. Song: Beware All Ye Faithful
2. A Barnyard Christmas
3. Song: Silent Fart
4. Rudolph the Brown-Nosed Reindeer
5. Song: My Relatives Are Comin'
6. 1-900-Santa
7. Song: No Rest for Married Gentlemen
8. What Christmas Trees Are Thinking
9. A Non-Denominational Christmas
10. Song: This Present Is Just Crap
11. Song: Tired of the Hanukkah Song
12. Radio Shopping Club: Faux Presents
13. Salad Slicer
14. Song: People Exchange
15. Christmas Horror Shows: Some Assembly Required
16. It's a Wonderful Death
17. Cowboy Dick's Christmas Hit List
18. Auntie Irma's Christmas Gift Emporium
19. Song: Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer Again
20. Dennis Millers Christmas Message
21. A James Brown Christmas
22. Song: Nasty the Snowman
23. How the Grinch Stole Hanukkah
24. Song: Wrap It
25. Your Christmas Worry
26. Santa's Helper Institute
27. Radio Shopping Club: Dead Batteries
28. Song: Hark the Harelipped Angels Sing
29. Song: Return to Santa
30. A Tom Brokejaw Holiday News Brief
31. Mud
32. Disaster Card
33. Receipt Maker
34. Song: Christmas Music's Driving Me Nuts
35. Low Elf Esteem
36. Song: Midnight Sleeper
37. Song: A New Year's Carol
38. The Holiday Sound of Hangovers

According to one reviewer
After listening to this album a couple times, it's still a pretty good collection of parodies. Most of the short skits mixed in are also funny even if they do interrupt the music. Most of the songs would be safe around kids, but a few tracks might need to be removed due to sexual content.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Jeff Dunham's - Very Special Christmas Special

Very Special Christmas Special
Very Special Christmas Special (2008)
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Jeff Dunham and his cast of characters join to make Christmas very special -- and hilarious -- like only they know how. All new show also includes bonus material with numerous DVD extras. Share this must-have event with the entire family for Christmas and all year long!

DVD is loaded with additional footage and extras not seen on television including Holiday Tips, Outtakes, Ask Santa-Walter, and Behind The Scenes.