The Transfiguration of St. Nittnatheus

Well, in the end, I think she went pretty well.

Remember how Nitty Kitty seemed determined to make her last days a sort of middle finger to "death with dignity"? Yeah, well, that was a thing, for a while.

But we took her to the vet, got her some medicine to help with the nausea and constipation, we made her get out of her litterbox and sleep on the nest of soft towels and a rice bag, combed the litter out of her fur, and otherwise tried to make her comfortable and happy.

She continued her round of alternating sleep with frantic begging for food, and climbing into unoccupied laps, and seemed to recover, a bit. She was still desperately stiff and creaky - the cat was about ninety-eight in people years, for Heaven's sake - but she got around as well as she ever had.

The weather let up a little, so she could enjoy her outside-time, something she very much loved. But, slowly, every day, she got a bit slower and weaker.

Last Friday was my company's "winter holiday" thing. Mojo and I went and had a very good evening, but we returned to find a distraught daughter and a very, very weak Nitty on our bed where the Girl had lifted her, having found her curled, nearly motionless, on a pile of laundry in the bathroom. Once on the bed the Nit was too weak to get up, and she had pissed herself and our bedlinens.

My Bride changed the sheets while I made up a soft towel-bed for Nitty, intending to move her out to the living room to the couch where she had been sleeping. I gently moved her, frail and as light as a memory, just fur over sharp bones, onto the towel, carried her out, and put her down.

And the Nit, true to her crotchety self, immediately go up, struggled up onto the television stand and laid down, ignoring my attempts to herd her onto the towel.

Even that wasn't right, because she flopped down to the floor, tottered over to my wife's sewing table, squatted down and pissed on a bolt of fabric that the Bride had left on the floor, and then shuffled under the table and laid down to die.

The whisper-thin remnant of her lasted through the night. Unmoving, barely breathing. I got up several times; she was still barely living at four, but, as so many others do, she fled before the light.

By Saturday dawn she was cold.

The Girl was inconsolable, wet-eyed and grieving all through the day. We went to the local stone seller and bought a flat marker and a little cup-shaped headstone. I dug a shallow grave in the sunny spot near the front fence that Nitty had always slept in when she was outside and the weather was fine enough, and we petted her goodbye, folded her in her cloth shroud, and laid her down. I gently put the cold spring soil back over her, and then her stone one top. We spend a few moments there, and then I had to go about my business.

I returned to find this:

Between them my Bride and the Girl had created this little shrine, complete with saints and flowers and offerings. I simply warned them that if the miracles occurred that they would have to figure out what to do with the pilgrims.

You were a funny little soul. Whether you were Cypress - the name they gave you at the shelter - or Francesca, the ridiculous name my Bride hung on you but that we never used - or Fat Nitty, from your early days as a glutton of all things cat-food - or just Nitty; morning crier, lap-cat, patient companion, quiet, gentle, and affectionate...you were a good cat. You died as well as anyone can; full of years, peaceful, surrounded by your home and those people who loved you.

You were not just a good cat, you were good company, dammit, and I'll miss you.

Death, be not proud

It was almost six years ago when we last had to take leave of one of the cats that have the run of this place, and I still have a small empty place in my heart where little Miss Lily used to be.

Now the time we will have to pet Nitty Kitty farewell is fast approaching.

She has been getting thinner and weaker all this past year - she's well over 15 years old, which is something like 140 in cat-years - but was doing as well as an ancient cat could be expected to until this past weekend. We had a nasty, rainy couple of nights and the Nit, who loves to stay outdoors in the vilest weather, was outside, as usual. She came in looking like pure hell; filthy, wet, covered in her own wastes.

We cleaned her up, but she insisted in returning to the rain. Finally the weather turned frigid and we brought her inside for her own safety. We made up a little cat bed, filled a litterbox, and plied her with food and medicine.

She didn't improve, growing shakier and more ragged by the day. Finally my Bride and Little Miss took her to the vet and discovered the inevitable. She's dying, ridden with some sort of awful ancient-cat-cancer. All we can really do is decide how long to palliate her dying, how long to ease her with medication and love (and cat food) until she can go on in this life no further.

Nitty, being the iconoclastic cat she is, has decided to thumb her nose at death by being the most obnoxious cat she can be. After complaining vociferously about being kept indoors she proceeded to ignore the soft cozy bed that we made for her and chose to sleep in her litterbox.

Cat...

Then again, I suppose she'd doing what I hope we all can do in the end; flip Death the finger and go to hell in our own unique fashion.

Dammit.

I'll miss you, cat. You were always a goofy critter, but we will be the lesser for the loss of you.

The Cat Yacks At Midnight

So here's a thing; Nitty Kitty (the older of our two cats) is occasionally bulimic; she binges on kibbles then yacks them up. I always hope that this occurs on a hard floor - as she did when she was ill last night - and not a carpet or someone's (Sheadooooon..!) dropped clothing or schoolbooks.

So here's another thing; I've grown so inured to this cat-yacking that the night-sound of the furry pest horking up her chow no longer motivates me to get up and find the vile spew.

I figure what's done is done, and no worse will occur before morning. In the morning I drag my ass out of bed and go clean up the nasty eruption.

Unfortunately for me, our crew of sugar ants was much less lazy. The little bastards were all over the place this morning. Gah.

I'm not sure who to blame at this point, but I'm working on making it either the car or the ants rather than my own sloth.

However you look at it, it's still revolting.

Hey! Get those nuts off that cat!

I have a thing for soccer scarves. And I SO have a thing for this one:

"The Rose City Riveters have teamed up with the Feral Cat Coalition of Oregon and we’re selling a scarf to benefit them."

Hell, I'll wield the little kitty-gelding pliers myself...

...to get my hands on one of these sweet mufflers.

The link here, by the way, is that our big-league soccer field has a bunch of feral kitties living down in the bowels of the stands. I blogged about that back in the spring of last year; if nothing else it made for a great two-stick.

And I would be remiss if I didn't point out that our own Nitty Kitty has lost her organs of generation, just in case you were thinking that I was one of those "no foolin' around for you but it's OK for me..." sorts of people.

Right, Nitty?