Welcome to da partee fur da Auntie Stinkie!!!

Welcome!
Come on in & rest your pawz.
Grab a bucket of nip sprinkled poppy corn & watch da movie.
We haz lots of treetsez & lotsez & lotsez of catsez.

It's not evfurry day a kitty turnz 19
& da Auntie Stinkie iz lookin' forward to seein' all of youze.

HOORAY!! HIP HIP HOORAY!!!

TOE MASSAGES FUR EVFURRY CAT!!!

Your choice of nip tea, niptini, or nip mousiez.
Toilet paper shredding allowed!
Newspaper shredding allowed!
Ceiling walks allowed!
(Bath tub open fur kitty needz.)

Kitten room.
Hairball throwing contest!
Free barfing fevverz.

No worries about clean up.
(What's a momee for????)

Come on in!