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As suggested in our comments, we've developed a drinking game. So...
Have a bottle of your favorite spirits on hand as well as a case of beer. Don't forget the shotglass! You'll need it! For sipping you can use beer or spirits, your choice (Though due to the quick inebriation experienced, we recommend the beer).
Now...go to the Etsy forums - no need to log in, you'll be in no shape
to respond soon enough. (xx = double shot)
| | Take a sip | Do a shot | Chug a beer |
| Response to OP: Email Etsy | x | | |
| Response: Emailing Etsy won’t work | | x | |
| “Sorry that happened to you” | | x | |
| “Great advice” | | x | |
| The shop with said advice has less than 5 sales | | xx | |
| “If you don’t like it leave” | | | x |
| Admin locks down a trainwreck after 10 pages | x | | |
| 20 pages | | x | |
| 30 pages | | | x |
| A post about the hearts or smilies | | | x |
| Thread about being copied | | x | |
| The copied person makes scrabble pendants | | xx | |
| Thread about a reseller that was flagged | | x | |
| The flag was a week ago | | xx | |
| A month ago | | | x |
| “Why haven’t I sold anything?” | | x | |
| Above just opened their shop that week | | xx | |
| They just opened that day | | | x |
| Blatant self-promotion in the wrong forum | | | x |
| “I just made my first sale…now what?!” | Hell, just chug the damn bottle! | ||
