Boy has had goopy eyes since he was born. Some mornings it was bad enough for him to not be able to open his eyes at all. It's fairly common and most kids outgrow it. But at Boy's 15 month appointment, his pediatrician said he wasn't outgrowing it and that it was time to take him to see an ophthalmologist. We took him to Bean's ophthalmologist who, after examining him for like a second, said that Boy did indeed have blocked tear ducts and that he would need a minor procedure done to open them. Basically they take a small golf-tee shaped tool and inflate the end like a balloon, thus opening the tear duct. It's actually something that can be done in the doctor's office, if you are cooperative and not 18 months old.
So we had to take Boy up to Primary Children's Medical Center early one morning in January to have him put under general anesthesia for a 20 minute procedure. I was nervous about how Boy would react to being woken up early and hauled out in the freezing cold. I was more nervous about how Boy would react when he had to fast for the procedure. But neither ended up being an issue at all.
They start the cases at around 7:00 in the morning, youngest patient first. Boy was case number two. This still meant that we had to be to the hospital at a ridiculously early hour. (Plus I had to work the night before and didn't get to bed until maybe 1.) We had no problem getting there and, though it had been snowing off and on all weekend, it took hardly any time at all. Plus getting there so early meant we got an awesome parking spot.
We checked Boy in. He loved alll of the toys they had in the waiting room, but ended up spending most of his time flirting with other people. He's such a charmer. We had to wait the longest in the pre-op exam room. Boy got this awesome pair of hospital jammies. So cute! I wish I could have taken them home with us!
They finally moved us to the pre-op waiting area where the doctors came and debriefed us. Boy had fun playing with more toys. By the way, he's in the middle of a major blankie-attachment phase, in case you couldn't tell...
When it was time to go, we handed a screaming Boy off to the anesthesiologist and we went one way while they went the other. I felt kind of bad for the OR staff, but the anesthesiologist assured me that it was only a matter of seconds before they fell asleep.
Boy did terrifically! No complications at all! He did have a hard time waking up in PACU, but coming out of anesthesia is a really gross feeling so I don't blame him at all. He was pretty mellow the rest of the day, making up for a lot of lost sleep that morning. The best part of all is that the procedure worked almost instantaneously! No more goop!
The story should end there, but while Boy was getting examined for his procedure, the ophthalmologist decided to do a complete eye exam on him since
Bean has problems with her eyes and guess what? *drumroll* Boy is extremely far-sighted as well! I have no idea where our children get their vision problems from. I guess my lifetime bragging about my perfect eye-sight was bound to catch up with me at some point. When we were discussing what to do with Boy, his doctor told us about a nationwide study involving children just Boy's age with just Boy's problem. There have been lengthy debates about whether it is best to correct poor vision early on with glasses or to just let the eyes correct themselves (meaning glasses could be a hindrance.) Since S nor I (nor Boy's doctor) really have a preference, we enrolled Boy in this study which means he gets free eye-care for the next 3 years. I have to admit I breathed a sigh of relief when Boy ended up being placed in the study group that does
not wear glasses. Boy isn't even compliant with wearing socks. Or pants.