Title lyrics from Blue October. It's what I have running through my head today.
It's 6 am and I have been awake since 1:30. Sadly, this is my norm anymore. and I am freaking exhausted.
Sometime after I stopped trying to sleep, I went to cnn.com. I ended up reading this story about how the government and police agencies can track you anywhere anytime if you are carrying a cell phone that is turned on. And not just in real-time, the phone companies are holding records of where you have been- sometimes for years!
Fear not, this is not a new consipiracy blog.... I will come back to that, join me now on an adventure in my work life:
Some things that happen at work, I cannot talk about with people due to privacy issues. But some things I can. In very vague terms, they are falling the fuck apart.
It's making work a whole lot of stressful. So are the families that are holding together with bandaids.
And remember, I can't sleep. Ever.
So I am driving home from work last night, thinking things over and this song comes on the cd player. "Hey, we can hide the bodies on the ride home..."
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hmmmmm... I could solve some problems.
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I quickly sketched out my strategy (Please tell me I am not the only one that does this) of how not to get caught. You know how you do it, it's a thought process that takes half a second to complete. Before you start, you're done. But it involves driving down roads unknown to me at this time that I have never gone down before so I could hide the bodies on the ride home and not have it tracked back to me because I frequent that area.
So, I could hide the bodies on the ride home. BUT CNN WILL CATCH ME!!!
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