Showing posts with label The Devil Inside. Show all posts
Showing posts with label The Devil Inside. Show all posts

Friday, April 24, 2015

Why Found Footage Horror Can Work

Hey guys! Let's go buy a video camera so we can film everything!


Awesome. Make sure to film awkward interactions with your family and friends. After all, anyone who gets a video camera is suddenly overcome with a childish, two-year-old-style desire to play with it 24/7 and film every little fucking thing.

We might run into some bad, scary stuff later, but it's okay. That comes with the territory of owning a video camera these days. When you're running away from whatever Eldritch demon you somehow conjured up with your own tomfoolery, you won't drop the camera at all. You won't miss a goddamn thing. And even if you die during your chase, your camera will be found by magical film-fairies who will edit the footage together in a convincing manner AND slap a "Based on a True Story" title card before it all, as if anticipating a major theatrical release. That makes it super real. So real, you guys.


I laid on the sarcasm pretty thick there, but you get what I mean – those are the worst things about found footage films. I've seen a lot of dumb movies that do this shit. I used to be really dead set against this whole style, and it made me miss out on the most interesting things about movies like Paranormal Activity. Recently I've had a kind of change of heart on these kinds of movies – there are still things wrong with them, yeah, but also plenty of ways to do it right.

I've said in the past that these found footage shaky cam movies are a product of who we are as a people right now, and it's true. We are millennials, as much as I personally hate that term after reading one too many think pieces about how we're all lazy fucks, and one thing we do differently than other generations is recording ourselves.


Whether it's Facebook, Twitter or Tinder, we love using the Internet to show off what we find unique about ourselves or how we're feeling. We put ourselves at center stage at all times. These horror films take that and put a morbid twist on it, putting characters at center stage, filming themselves, even as they're dying or coming face to face with horror. That's fine because everyone is like that deep down – we all sorta view ourselves as the main characters of our own films. I don't think that's specific to just millennials.

The point is, this is a trick that can be done well. There are a lot of films like The Devil Inside, Apartment 143, The Taking of Deborah Logan, the last two V/H/S films and plenty of others that do it wrong – they're just shitty scripts and shitty movies, with little creativity or nuance. The camera gimmick is stretched thin in all of them and there isn't enough quality there otherwise to make a difference.

But every once in a while … you get a really good one. People, I'm talking about The Houses October Built.

Director: Bobby Roe
Starring: Brandy Shaefer, Zack Andrews, Bobby Roe, Mikey Roe, Jeff Larson

I guess it's a good thing found footage has kinda been fading out of style recently in favor of artier flicks like Starry Eyes and It Follows, because now we can distinguish The Houses October Built as the kick ass movie that it is. This is a pretty stripped down story about a bunch of friends going on a road trip to do a bunch of haunted houses. As a self-professed lover of haunted houses myself, I was all over this shit.

It's just a well done movie. The dialogue feels realistic and you get to like the characters, who really just act like regular people you'd see at your job or at a local band's show or whatever else. That takes some talent to do.


The scares come slow and creepy. You really get a sense for the atmosphere at these haunted houses, which I understand were all real places the cast members went and filmed interviews at. It's playful ambiance, and transitions almost seamlessly into the scary bits through little, eerie moments here and there. The pacing is very good in this. When the scary shit does start happening like a landslide, it feels natural and you do actually feel as claustrophobic as these characters, trapped in horrible places.

Since the topic of this article is the found footage, well, the handheld camera perspective actually works for the movie. You get a sense of being right there with these people. The interviews with haunted house cast members are also cool and add a spice to it that a lot of these movies miss – very individual.


I guess some of the scenes on their RV feel a bit silly when they constantly have the camera on, like even at breakfast. Maybe a better idea would be having those parts as a normal movie without the camera, but I guess for that 'realistic' effect, it's not too bad - still better than the ways some movies do it, mostly due to the realism of the dialogue and how much you end up liking these people.

That's really a minor thing though, and overall there are comparatively few moments that feel really forced or silly with the camera – certainly no Paranormal Activity moments where they grab the fucking camera before going to see if someone needs help. And there are actually a few times later on when they do turn the camera off when they're asked to for secret haunted house business. That's really something more of these movies should try – it leaves the imagination wanting more and it's actually realistic. Most of the time, people in real life aren't gonna want you filming everything.

The really scary moments at the end feel extra seedy, dank and creepy as fuck with the low-res camera lens and the realistic audio, so points for that.

People will have mixed reactions to this, and if you don't like American haunted houses and that kind of shit, you might not get it. But I think it's one of the better movies of its style out there. It's on Netflix, so you can go watch it right now. You know, unless you don't have Netflix or something like that. In that case, I guess you're fucked. Sorry.

Found footage horror isn't dying out yet, and I actually think they're getting better now than they were in the mid-to-late 2000s. This one is my favorite I've seen recently, but other ones like Grave Encounters and The Den, despite having problems, are certainly worth a cursory view if nothing else. So don't write off the style yet even if you hated all of these movies I've mentioned. It might come out with something that interests you eventually; you never know.

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Thursday, January 24, 2013

The Worst Movies of 2012

Okay, so this is going to be the two-part '2012 in Review' for movies...I'm going to start with what I didn't like. Surprised? More accurately, what I'll be starting with is the 'disappointments' section - i.e. not the worst movies I saw all year or even necessarily terrible, but simply the ones that built up the most hype and weren't nearly as good as I wanted them to be. Oh, how cruel the cinema gods can be. Here they are, in no real order:


DISAPPOINTMENTS


The Dark Knight Rises


This is something I’ve been waiting to see for like, four years since the excellent The Dark Knight blew open the gates back in 2008. Christopher Nolan has been getting bigger and bigger over the years, and I really think it’s gotten to his head with The Dark Knight Rises – while previous films of his were accessible while still providing thought provoking themes and intelligent writing, The Dark Knight Rises finally sees Nolan crumbling under the weight of his own ego with a lot of style but very little substance. There is just so much going on in this movie that it’s impossible at first to catch any kind of meaning or coherent themes, but about halfway through you realize that there really isn’t anything worthwhile. The themes in this are rehashed and not very well thought out, and the movie just doesn’t have the same kind of intelligent writing as the previous two. The action is sometimes pretty decent, and there are some very good scenes here and there, but overall the plot is ludicrous and the film overall is generic and shallow, far beneath the best that Nolan can give us.

Prometheus


Another one that got a lot of hype. I was skeptical because, well, Ridley Scott made Hannibal a few years back and that is one of my least favorite films of all time. And likewise, I wasn’t exactly disappointed with this, because Prometheus overall isn’t that good. But it starts out with a lot of promise, and has some fascinating concepts set up – however, the film does not DO anything with these concepts. Halfway through the film, any pretense of intelligence is dropped in favor of pretty standard sci fi action cliches and storytelling tropes that don’t really set up any drama or tension. It’s boring, it’s silly, it’s over-long…it’s just not a good film.

Looper


I like Looper better than the other two movies on this list, but I was really looking forward to this and figured it would be the sci-fi action movie to beat this year – I was wrong. While this is pretty good, and has a neat concept behind it, as well as a cool atmosphere and some good action here and there…it’s just not great. It drags on too long, the pace is disjointed and sluggish and neither Bruce Willis nor Joseph Gordon-Levitt really gives a great, captivating performance like I know they’re capable of – they both seem subdued, actually. This is entertaining enough, but not as good as I wanted it to be.

***

And now, without further ado...the worst, most despicable, poorly written, poorly directed and hateable movies I saw in 2012! Counting down from #5 to #1...

WORST MOVIES OF 2012


5. The Words


Sappy melodrama with absolutely no basis in reality. I did not believe a minute of this; not the characters, their reactions to situations or the situation itself, and the bizarrely disjointed pacing and boring dialogue didn’t help either. Just a weak, weak movie and I’m not really sure what the intended audience was supposed to be. Skip it.

4. Silent House


Awful crap, but at least it isn’t just tired and rehashed like the other two horror movies on this list – no, Silent House finds new ways to be horrible, such as camera work so bad it makes most found-footage movies look like they were shot by Spielberg, and this isn’t even a found footage movie at all, which is almost as hilarious as it is sad. And a needlessly garish plot thread about incest near the end, dumped on you with as much finesse as an elephant trying to fit its way into a small trailer. Silent House is a dubious and tasteless movie that I would not recommend to anyone.

3. The Possession


This is a terrible film without anything recommendable about it, from the rehashed and tired storyline to the awful acting from pretty much everyone in the film to the horrible characters, who are about as likable as toe mold. The Possession is pretty much as vapid and thoughtless a film as you can get unless you’re…well, the two films above it on my “worst of” list, which are…

2. The Devil Inside


I already went on a rant about this one in my review, but seriously, it’s bad. Everyone in the world has tried their hand at a ‘demonic possession’ film in the last few years and this is the worst one I have ever seen. Back when Exorcism of Emily Rose came out in like 2005, this kind of thing was still a little interesting, but a movie like The Devil Inside has no place existing in 2013. Or ever, in any reality, at all, for that matter. Throw this in the incinerator and forget all about it.

1. Cloud Atlas


I haven’t walked out of a movie this angry since Edge of Darkness a few years back. Cloud Atlas is a nadir of sorts; a miracle of insipidly bad Hallmark cards set to a mind-numbing three-hour runtime that will make you want to commit mass genocide once it’s over. This is so preachy, so pretentious, so full of itself and so obsessed with its own holier-than-thou goodness…that I literally can’t even describe it in words to you and convey exactly how sappy, poorly written and embarrassingly sentimental this is. The fact that it has seven or eight different, poorly written stories going on is bad, and the fact that all of them amount to the insultingly simplistic and patronizing message of “stand up against oppression” is worse, but really what it comes down to is the whole picture – the fact that so much money, so many good actors, so many special effects and studio tricks, went into producing those two aspects – that seals the deal. Cloud Atlas, you are the worst movie of the year.

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

REVIEW: The Devil Inside (2012)

Have we no shame as a culture? Have we no decisive judgment to tell us that maybe, just maybe, it’s better to just NOT make a movie sometimes? Freedom of expression is well and good, but just because some hack has an idea to make a movie…doesn’t mean any such movie has to be made. I know that seems harsh, but honestly, just honestly, would the world have been a worse off place without the spawn of The Exorcism of Emily Rose and Paranormal Activity?

It’s not even like any real creative expression is coming out in stuff like this…everything we see nowadays is all found-footage garbage about exorcisms and demons inside people. Is that really the sum of society’s fears, in this age where we can look up anything online and find out the facts of whatever scares us? I really don’t buy that. We have access to so many new, horrific ideas with our newfound technology, so many sources of inspiration for filmmakers to draw from, such as the depths of the ocean, the furthest reaches of space and the strange animals, climates and mental maladies that populate our own Earth…and we keep making religious possession movies with the same old themes over and over, until our brains leak out our ears, like The Devil Inside!

Director: William Brent Bell
Starring: Fernanda Andrade, THE DEVIL

Holy Christ this is the limits. Let’s start with a hypothetical example to illustrate the worth of this film, to show you what exactly you’re getting into when you watch this: You take every awful cliché, every poor story-writing choice that plagues horror films these days, jot down a script, and then decided it was too horrible to conceive and threw it away. Your script is discovered by The Asylum and given the poorly-produced, poorly-acted, poorly-directed treatment they think makes for good cinema…well, your hypothetical bad horror movie is still better than The Devil Inside.

Let’s just get started…we kick off with some police footage of a bunch of murders in a house. This is pretty much the only redeeming scene in the film as it builds up some suspense and generally works as a good starting point for a horror film. It also is the only scene where the poor production values are actually believable.

Wow, what a horrible sight to behold....did they buy this camera at a garage sale in the 70s or something?! I guess this scene is supposed to be set back in the 80s or whatever, but the camera quality doesn't change much when we get to 2009...so yes, I guess they did just buy that camera at a garage sale somewhere.

After that the film just jumps off a cliff. We are introduced to the main character, Isabella, played by Fernanda Andrade…Fernanda, I am sure you’re a very nice person in real life, but really, I don’t have anything good to say about your acting in this. It’s probably not even your fault…it’s probably some Hollywood studio that just really needed to make a buck or two. How’s that workin’ out for ya, Hollywood? Either that or a cave dweller who hasn’t kept up with the fact that everyone and their grandma has made a movie exactly like this in the last three years.

Anyway, this girl is just unlikable from the start…the first thing she says is, her mom used to be a nice person. Nice sentiment but…right after a scene where we see the people she murdered? Kinda mismatched there, movie!

Yeah, that is a pretty horrible looking, nasty looking green puppet...the state of puppetry in 1989 is definitely enough to give a little girl such a sad face. I totally get this movie now.

So of course this girl has the money to go to Italy right in her pocket, as all twenty-somethings do, so off she goes! She takes some other doofus with her, because the movie needs someone to hold the camera…wonderful…they meet with a few priests, who start blabbing on camera about exorcisms and possessions and stuff, without actually asking what she’s filming for. It’s just like, “Oh, hey, we’ll totally just talk to you and tell you whatever you want……..hey, what is this for again? It’s for a court case brought against the church? OK, cool; didn’t want those jobs we had anyway!” Pfft.

I don’t even get these priest guys either. They say there’s really no such thing as exorcisms until Isabella tells them that her mother was possessed…”there’s no such things as exorcisms, except those exorcisms we conveniently forgot to tell you about in the last scene.” Next!

"Hey, I look constipated all the time! I can't wait to get possessed later and blow my own brains out! BRAINSSSSS! SPOILERSSSSSS!"

That’s a minor niggle, sure, but it’s symbolic of the brainlessness which plagues this film…for instance, I know it’s commonplace now to have these stupid camera movies make up excuses to get the camera filming everything no matter how implausible it would be in real life. I get that. But this…it doesn’t even try! Literally it just doesn’t even bother making excuses half the time. Like this scene, where they go to see the mother for the first time – oh yeah, they’d totally let you take a video camera into a mental asylum to see a patient who was known for having violent outbursts. That happens every day.

I also love how they say the mother is averse to anything religious and that the characters shouldn’t mention God or anything around her. Firstly, what, is the hospital under the impression that these people are a bunch of Jehovah’s Witnesses going around with a video camera and trying to convert asylum patients to the word of Christ? Secondly, right after saying that, we see they have brilliantly allowed the mother to have inverted crosses on the walls and carved into her skin even!


Wouldn’t it make sense to, I dunno, take away any means she has of making these images, if they are the only things that set off her crazy-meters? Maybe I just don’t get the complex inner workings of a mental hospital…or maybe this is the kind of place that would also allow savage murderers access to knives as well as information on where the security guards and their families live, with unlimited yard time and access to the public transit system to boot. Makes sense!

The mother is a piece of work, too; completely nuts, but that would happen to anyone who watched The Exorcist enough times and memorized Linda Blair’s performance down to the letter. I mean, you gotta have some variation. At least watch some Paul Newman movies, or maybe Robert Mitchum in Night of the Hunter if you want some inspiration…anything besides the super-generic ‘tell you something awful about yourself that nobody knows’ stuff we get here.

Oh, the main character had an abortion because she couldn’t carry the baby safely to term? The horror! It would be marginally dramatic, maybe, if she showed any reaction to it, but the character is completely soulless and never even reacts at all…yeah, great drama, movie. Great drama. So was the mother just going to sit around and be docile in a mental ward for the rest of her life if these morons didn’t come in and start doing this shit? Way to have a self-fulfilling prophecy, movie – I’m so invested I never want to watch anything else again!

The last sentence was a lie.

There are some boring scenes with lots of silly screaming and body contortions that would make some new-age circus performers jealous, but for the rest of the world, are just ridiculous. If you’ve seen any horror movie ever, none of this will be of any interest…I just can’t get over how hard this is riding The Exorcist. Most movies of this type are at least borrowing from it, but The Devil Inside is full on skinning The Exorcist and wearing its skin in a very poorly stitched together mask. And it’s sad how they think we will be convinced by this outright plagiarism, this absence of any kind of genuine thought.

Ooh, ooh, is she going to speak in crazy foreign languages, say offensive things and twist around like a mental patient making a balloon animal? So new and exciting!...if you've never seen a horror movie before in your life and also lived in a cave so as to not even understand references to popular horror movies...
Man, Elvira isn't looking too good these days.

Then they go on to some boring shit with the priests having crises of faith and all kinds of stuff I’d care about if I had no taste and was a lobotomy patient, maybe. There’s some babble about the Church not believing anything they show them, but it’s in the background and never becomes anything interesting. The characters all talk to the camera at one point or another like it’s their therapist, and, really, I’m so bored I could fall asleep on my keyboard…there’s like, what, a minute’s worth of drama between them before one of them goes and gets possessed?

"I JUST LOVE GUNS SO MUCH!!!"

I just love how they tell this guy “just fight it.” Yeah! Just fight it! Great advice, man; you’re the best ever! I’m sure that guy never thought to just fight the possession! He considered his options and that one just never came up in the lottery at all! In fact, all those other people in other movies who got possessed by demons? They just didn’t fight it enough.

We then see what that guy’s great advice truly amounted to…


Amazing. Then it’s time for Isabella to get possessed, because, hey, they don’t have any other ideas on what to do next. We see her cutting up some hospital staff with a knife, because, again, why not just allow random people to carry cameras around in hospitals, especially right after a new patient has been admitted? Totally safe. And in the car we even see that apparently, a one-camera found footage movie can have multiple angles showing a fast paced fight scene…just like if it was edited in a studio! Totally seamless! Looks so real, like a documentary!

Did someone put a camera right in front where the driver should be able to see the road? What the hell?

The movie just ends right when their car flips over and the camera blacks out. I guess that’s not a bad ending or anything, but really, it doesn’t make the rest of the movie any better. Like I said in the opening – where’s any reason to watch this at all? It’s totally cliché and trite. If you’ve seen The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Last Exorcism, The Possession, The Rite or any of the other godforsaken movies like this from the last few years, there are no surprises! Everything is redundant and tired. The characters are cardboard cutouts and they move through the age-old hoops of possession, screaming, body contortions, and boring priests talking about their faith…nothing is new, nothing is interesting. It’s practically a spectacle: a film so bland and unoriginal that it almost becomes something new in and of itself.

It would be one thing if this was executed with some kind of energy, or at least some real production value where the camera didn’t look like it had mud smeared all over the lenses, but hell, why not just make your movie as visually unappealing as it is mentally deficient? The Devil Inside is an equal-opportunity bad movie. Not to mention the pacing is horrible, skipping through its scenes like the director's finger was already on the fast forward button - if you're not interested in your own movie enough to slow down and let us enjoy the scenes, what's the point? Just keep it to your mom's basement.

If you really want to see something as literally creatively dead as it gets without just not existing at all, go ahead and watch this movie. And weep. But if you want a good horror movie, go watch V/H/S instead!


That’s much better than this and in fact, I’ll tell you all why in my next review.

This review brought to you by THE DEVIL. Also, none of these images belong to me, they belong to their original owners.