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translucent dreams

of course you people know what day this is. flowers, chocolates, bears. for fuck man.
i am not trying to sound like any other motherfucking human who hates vday. see it as it is.

ok maybe some of you guys are sincere about spending a nice day out with your wife or blablabla. i am just disgusted at the sudden turn up of couples roaming around singapore's hotspots. bahh mainstream (dont you dare scoff nat). ok city hall is always crowded. imagine a horde of sluts and bastards touching each other with the excuse that, "oh its vday! lets make out everywhere! lets touch each other everywhere!!" i am making up the excuse but omggggggggg, fucking whorehouse sial. fake flowers everywhere. everywhere i tell you! sluts with "free hugs" sign slung over them. they'd be lucky if there isnt a psychotic pervert following them home after that little show. respect valentine's day man. love is love. dont push it.

me and chubs arent a typical hold-hand couple. yes we do grab on but mostly after 3secs i'd either push her around or she'd punch me anywhere she can with her babypaws, omg adorable. we never walk straight. we hate crowds. we hate orchard (except when she has money to spend on something). our dates arent quiet. shouting around. she running away from me, proclaiming to the world that she runs faster than her bf. dissing wannabes. smiling at cute toddlers. buying weird stuff. sharing packed food under a big tree. sitting on a patch of grass and getting freaked out at all the ants that's crawling all around her (she exaggerates). wasting money on Time Crisis 4. playing "fallfall" game, "carcar" game, "songsong" game. jaywalking. taking care that she doesnt walk anyhow. i shant tell you how much fun we both have, you guys might copy us.

i am so lucky i am not with a bitch who whines just because she didnt get anything for vday.
because of that, mrs wolf is the best that love can ever give and you guys cant get her.
oh fucking well.

oh cupid, stop looking at me like that. i might kill you and ruin valentine's day for everyone.
you wouldnt want that would you?

wolf.

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