Showing posts with label Randomness. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Randomness. Show all posts

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

I have a mosquito bite near my left ankle from traipsing around campus at midnight in a dress. It itches so horribly even when I scratch it.

Friday, November 02, 2012

F
11/1/12 4:50 PM
HAHAHA true
11/1/12 4:50 PM
if * sucks for me
11/1/12 4:50 PM
i will cry
11/1/12 4:50 PM
so u must pray for me


Jolene Yeo
11/1/12 4:50 PM
at the start will be difficult
11/1/12 4:50 PM
i pray that when you conquer the threshold of pain
11/1/12 4:50 PM

* will be MINDBLOWING
11/1/12 4:50 PM
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

F

11/1/12 4:51 PM
thank you
11/1/12 4:51 PM
HAHAHHA

Thursday, May 26, 2011

D
4:01 PM
yay
4:01 PM
u want anything frmo ang moh land?
4:02 PM
dun ask me to bring u back a man
4:02 PM
i cant

Jolene Yeo
4:02 PM
LMAO
4:02 PM
WHY CANT YOU

D
4:02 PM
cannot
4:02 PM
exceed baggage load already la

Friday, April 29, 2011

jolene is true says:
wha lao if im attached
i confirm announce wan okay
you want me sms you?
HAHAHAHHAHA

X says:
ya
send mass sms
i subscribe
you must sms
I AM ATTACHED.

jolene is true says:
LMAO SO RETARDED

X says:
then that night we must meet up
with that guy
for me s*** and j*** to judge

jolene is true says:
HA HA HA OKAY

X says:
then he must sing 5 songs we pick

jolene is true says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Saturday, March 12, 2011

S says:
omg
what happens
if
i meet
someone like seungyeon
DAEBAK MANZ

jolene is true says:
plastic surgery!!!

S says:
NO REAL
i like cute ones
eyes beeg beeg
cheeks chubby
wooosaaa~

jolene is true says:
go find a baby
paedophile

S says:
she'll be my baby
yucks.
cheesy line
pui.

jolene is true says:
OMG HA HA HA YOU DIE

S says:
oi!!!
NO MORE BLOGGGG

jolene is true says:
WATCH ME

S says:
RAWR
S says:
eh
u knw how to drive alrdy right?

jolene is true says:
yep

S says:
time to pick up guys and get yourself a boyfriend!

jolene is true says:
W T F!!!!!!!
you suck!!!!!!!!

S says:
HAHA
u were expecting smth like : when u gna drive me around, right
hahaha

jolene is true says:
YES HA HA HA HA
so smart
but you still suck

Sunday, March 06, 2011

jolene is true:
omg
my macbook is damn hot

W:
as hot as you ^^

jolene is true:
HAHHAHAHAHA
AM 12:09:48 s: Gold Marine Collagen Lift Stretch Mask
AM 12:09:51 s: oops
AM 12:09:53 s: wrong convo

AM 12:09:57 jolene is true: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
AM 12:10:02 jolene is true: WHY YOU COPY AND PASTE THAT
AM 12:10:03 jolene is true: HAHAHHAHAHHA

AM 12:10:06 s: lol
AM 12:10:07 s: shhh

AM 12:10:12 jolene is true: AHHAHAHAHAHHAHA

AM 12:10:39 s: haha
AM 12:10:44 s: im looking at face masks la.

AM 12:11:14 jolene is true: obviously

AM 12:11:22 s: haha
AM 12:11:29 s: i got 2 boxes on my table
AM 12:11:32 s: have yet to finish them

AM 12:12:23 jolene is true: gimme!!!!!

AM 12:12:28 s: NO
AM 12:12:30 s: mine!

AM 12:12:33 jolene is true: wha lao!
AM 12:12:35 jolene is true: you do for what!
AM 12:12:39 jolene is true: not as if got ppl in camp to see!
AM 12:12:41 jolene is true: ^^v

AM 12:12:45 s: prep for korea
AM 12:12:45 s: haha
AM 12:13:13 s: this wont go onto your blog right?
AM 12:13:14 s: haha

AM 12:13:25 jolene is true: OH IT WILL

AM 12:13:34 s: oh shoosh
AM 12:13:57 s: wah liewz.
AM 12:14:00 s: so careless

Friday, January 14, 2011

You don't need conversation to communicate, but I honestly think you need conversation to connect.

Thursday, January 06, 2011

X says:
they removed some jaw bones too

jolene is true says:
omg so cool
so your face shape change?

X says:
no la
small bits nia

jolene is true says:
CHEY

Monday, December 27, 2010

I just witnessed the brother smacking his own face into his drool on his pillow. Aghast, amused and slightly horrified I relayed this to B, who then gleefully informed me that he saw me puke on myself before. So you see, when you think you've realised something newsworthy, remember that somewhere out there there is something that will triumph it, and it just might be closer than you think.

Sunday, December 12, 2010

S says:
yr retarded pics on fb are extremely entertaining

jolene is true says:
...THERES ONLY ONE
singular plz

S says:
ahaah
im saying this in hope of more to come
i believe tt is only the tip of the iceberg
one day
bankai

jolene is true says:
HA HA HA omg i loved bleach then it started to suck

S says:
icic
anyway
back to your bf crisis
i think u need to call SOS
they might be able to help

jolene is true says:
HOW DO I CALL SOS

S says:
http://www.samaritans.org.sg/
We are here 24/7, to provide emotional support and to prevent suicide. When you feel all alone and no one seems to understand or care, call or email us. If you know someone who is feeling suicidal, get help immediately. Talk to somebody. We are here to listen.
hahahah

jolene is true says:
sucker!!!
once you get a girlfriend
im gonna warn her about you!

S says:
haha
she'll probably know all my nonsense
and it'll be that which attracts her
muahhaa
omg im like self-promoting
see la all your fault
make me talk about how awesome i am once again

jolene is true says:
YOU ARE DUMB

S says:
for now yes
tts why im using msn
to be able to communicate without speaking
tt is the beauty of msn

jolene is true says:
okay fine i meant youre stupid!

S says:
aha
stupid is relative
u see
stupid's relative is cupid
i think u need his relative cupid now
that is why those in love tend to do stupid thing

jolene is true says:
HAHAHHAHAHAHHA OMG i wanna die you are full of shit

Tuesday, December 07, 2010

jolene is true says:
your interview today is it

X says:
nope
yesterday
and thursday
it was bad
):

jolene is true says:
why?

X says:
the interviewer
was a female
so i thought
i could work my charm on her
then i saw her face
there's not a thing that i could say~
course girl you're ugly
just the way pigs are

jolene is true says:
OMG DICKHEAD HAHAHAHAHHA

X says:
LOL
im so creative

Sunday, December 05, 2010

jolene is true says:
HAHAHAHHAHA SO CUTE
i secretly very happy when beast points to me and call me beautiful
LOL
kidding

S says:
HAHAHAAH
if i had a blog
this would be up there

jolene is true says:
BUT YOU DONT HAVE
^^v

S says:
ya
i stalk blogs

jolene is true says:
stalker S

S says:
SS!
sexy
muahah

jolene is true says:
wts

S says:
WHAT THE SEXY!
hahaha

jolene is true says:
HAHAHAHHAHAHA SHUT UP
S says:
baby you're a firework!~!

jolene is true says:
THANKS
HAHAHAHAHHAHAH
G says:
ARSENAL PLAYING NOW
HAHAHHAHA
TALK tO ME MORE
they are close to scoring!

jolene is true says:
ooh no wonder my father glued to the nice chair

G says:
HAHAHA
go accompany him!

jolene is true says:
sorry i studying HAHAHAHAHA
OMG
I SAW IT
OMG
I WATCHED IT

G says:
goAL
GOAL
GOAL
GOAL
HAHAHAHHAHA
u're AWESOME JOLENE

Monday, November 22, 2010

Two of the lamest people in hall actually came to my room to show off their driving licenses! Watch out ha ha ha!

Sunday, November 21, 2010

S says:
when u gonna get attached?!

jolene is true says:
GO AWAY

S says:
go go go away eh eh eh
hurry up lehz
u so slow

jolene is true says:
boys are gross

S says:
of coz!
u need a MAN

jolene is true says:
I SEE NO MEN HERE

S says:
lol
go army
alot of men
i tht uni is like heaven like tt
turn left turn right
u might see your special one

jolene is true says:
YOU ARE DREAMING UNI IS NOT LIKE THIS
YOU TURN LEFT AND RIGHT AND SEE *H T**NGS

S says:
lol
*h t**ngs
hahahah

Thursday, November 04, 2010

[J]
15:40
OH WAIT
I THINK I'VE SPOTTED YOU

[You]
15:41
serious or not

[J]
15:41
direct line of sight actually
if you turn behind can see.

[You]
15:42
then im affronted that you took so long to spot me

[J]
15:43
i was looking at the wrong places.
sorry man
may ferrari win this year.

[You]
15:43
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Wednesday, November 03, 2010

It is November oh my gosh, time passes so quickly it's scary. I'm glad my individual speech is over even though I essentially forgot to present two important chunks of information ha ha.

I just realised the schedule for the impromptu speeches is out! At least I don't have to prepare a damned outline this time.

I honestly should be doing my ridiculous HL815 essay; I even resorted to coffee to keep myself awake through the night. Should I pull an all-nighter? I can literally feel my health dipping to the pits whilst staying in hall. I can't even take care of myself.

I dread the day I regret choosing to stay in hall and realise that the sacrifices aren't worth it even though hall life is almost close to brilliant right now.

Perhaps clearing my haphazard thoughts would stop this incessant writer's block which refuses to go away. Maybe I should brew another cup of coffee.

A thousand more words will set me free.