HEY LOVE STAY says (1:45 AM):
share some funny army stories

X says (1:45 AM):
lol
got this guy
when we are presented with our rifle
we are supposed to say
with this, i will defend my country
that blur cock go say
i will defend this with my country

HEY LOVE STAY says (1:46 AM):
HAHDASHHHAHAHHAHDSAUHSHA

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HEY LOVE STAY says (1:50 AM):
any handsome guys?
ha ha ha
or does everyone look the same

X says (1:50 AM):
got

HEY LOVE STAY says (1:50 AM):
have ah!

X says (1:50 AM):
me

HEY LOVE STAY says (1:51 AM):
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DISCOVERING MYSELF 5

I like XO.

Today I drank XO. It tastes good, so I drank another glass.

Then I drank one more glass because the third time's a charm. And so it is.

I quitted my second job because the environment sucks. I'm not even exaggerating here. The only good thing is that they paid me on the spot.

So I was typing out an appeal letter and there were tons of errors in it. They submitted it to court. I guess grammar, spelling and sentence structure aren't important when you're working for the law.

LET'S RECALL 5

Yesterday I dreamt that a frog was chasing me.

I WISH 12

That my fingers aren't so short and my nails extremely tiny.

I quitted my second job and am off to enjoy life now ha ha ha.

I have to wake up in less than 5 hours and report to my new workplace in 7 yet I'm up here because why? I was waiting for my nails to dry because I repainted them, I don't think shimmering purple nails make a good first impression even if they are pretty and enticing. :(

Also I was supposed to pack my bag but I didn't. Christen me the queen of procrastination.

Oh, and if you read this, have lunch with me! 7 hours from now I'll be working at International Plaza at Tanjong Pagar. Please tell me there are some decent shops where I can while my lunch hour away.

And can somebody tell me why are there so many maids sitting in rows outside malls along Orchard Road? Like seriously. I'll never go there on a weekend ever again if I can help it.

Y says (6:04PM):
the average male thinks of sex every 7 sec

HEY LOVE STAY says (6:06PM):
omg i know that fact
i remember telling someone before!
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SEX

Y says (6:06PM):
LOL
i wanted to do that
like mother like son

I am ready to spend the fortune. Ha ha ha. :) It sucks though, that everything I want has a price tag of a triple-digit.

Chinese New Year was all right. A tad boring, but okay. I've stopped working at McDonald's because of a new job which starts next week, so I'm making use of this week to sleep until lunch becomes cold.

And no, I did not serve burgers. Does no one at all know that McDonald's has some kind of office which pays people handsomely to shred paper for them?

I have my period. This must signify the oncoming large fortune I will accumulate over this week and next.

I have a super nice boss. She's really awesome. Nevertheless, I still want my pay. :(

On a spooky note, I just realised there's an Emily Bear CD in my laptop which does not belong to me. I think the people who serviced my laptop left it there! The thing that surprised me is I actually know who Emily Bear is because of Ellen DeGeneres ha ha ha.

However, I find it intriguing that someone actually has her CD. I might just make a call to the centre tomorrow.

What if the CD isn't left by the service centre? I'll be so creeped out! D:

My laptop died last week and I just got it back! Seriously, the previous post was made on my father's netbook. It's ridiculously cumbersome and awkward to use for me so I was mostly on Twitter only. It's so good to have my laptop back with me after an entire week! :D I'm radiating rainbows and glitter now in my joy.

Guess what? I'm still working for this week! My boss is so cute and my parents are happy that I'm not idling at home. I just wish I can receive my pay every day instead of waiting because I desperately want to shop. Right now though, the only place I can afford is Watsons.

There were lots of people in the office today because of some crazily long meeting but the colleague who sits beside me wasn't here so I could surf the net freely without that irritating feeling which happens when someone looks over your shoulder. Ha ha ha. She might be great entertainment but the Internet is much better. We are slaves to technology.

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I think I might want a change of scenery.

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Thursday night was the first time I've ever drank a shot. Friday was the first time I've been to a fish spa and waited for someone who doesn't know me at the airport. On Saturday, I passed my Basic Theory Test. At such times I do believe divinity exists because sheer luck doesn't cut it. On Sunday we played cards on the beach and people-watched the strangest exhibitionists ever.