OMFGGGGGGGGGG the Singapore Grand Prix is so excellent and thrilling and disappointing and heart-wrenching all at the same time it's a whole myriad of confusing and spiralling emotions rolled up and I just want to scream my lungs out and cry a river and more. How can so many right and wrong things happen at once? Massa was leading, Massa screwed up in his pit-stop because of Ferrari's lousy semi-automatic light system. Kimi was flying and lapping everyone crazily and setting fastest laps every lap, Kimi crashed in the fourth last lap. Hamilton sucked, Hamilton finished third. Alonso looked as if he wouldn't have a chance to win at all, Alonso took the chequered flag after Piquet crashed.
I am so going to fail my effing Promos tomorrow. D: I've been messaging one million people simultaneously while my heart does somersaults during the Grand Prix and now I just need to finish highlighting my entire book of Othello and Edgar Allan Poe. However I feel so bloody sad now omg Kimi Kimi why does this always happen to you? I've always had faith in you I know you will do well those fastest laps are there for a reason! Now I'm going insane ha ha ha as if Kimi is going to hear me and omg Alonso you were simply excellent I wouldn't be surprised if Ferrari revokes the contract with Kimi and take you aboard instead but if that happens I wouldn't know whether to laugh or cry can Ferrari take 3 drivers? Or just kick Massa out okay now I'm being irrational.
Somehow I'm glad that I wasn't there at Marina Bay I think I'd burst out crying.
F1 oh F1 you're going to kill me someday.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
1. The person who tagged you is?
Chua Yun Cheng D:
2. Your relationship with him/her?
Mother/son ha ha ha!
3. Your five impressions of him/her?
Determined, hilarious, sweet, perverted in the funny sense and handsome (because he has my genes)
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Oh he came to find me after I received my O' Level results :D
5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
A cup! A cup! A cup!
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
HA HA HA we will have beautiful babies. Okay kidding I'll die of laughter first
7. If he/she becomes your lover, what does he need to improve on?
Stop watching hentai
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
Bitch about him
9. What do you want to tell him/her now?
Hello darling all the best for your O's heehee (and where's my daughter-in-law?)
10. Your overall impression of him/her is?
He's a clown in disguise
11. How do you think people around you will feel around you?
In awe
12. What are the characteristics that you love about yourself?
:D
13. On the contrary, what are the characteristics that you hate about yourself?
My acute laziness and the severe lack of motivation and drive in academia
14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
:O
15. For people that you care for and like, say something to them.
Feel like buying me an iPod nano-chromatic? :D
Chua Yun Cheng D:
2. Your relationship with him/her?
Mother/son ha ha ha!
3. Your five impressions of him/her?
Determined, hilarious, sweet, perverted in the funny sense and handsome (because he has my genes)
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you?
Oh he came to find me after I received my O' Level results :D
5. The most memorable thing he/she has said to you?
A cup! A cup! A cup!
6. If he/she becomes your lover, you will?
HA HA HA we will have beautiful babies. Okay kidding I'll die of laughter first
7. If he/she becomes your lover, what does he need to improve on?
Stop watching hentai
8. If he/she becomes your enemy, you will?
Bitch about him
9. What do you want to tell him/her now?
Hello darling all the best for your O's heehee (and where's my daughter-in-law?)
10. Your overall impression of him/her is?
He's a clown in disguise
11. How do you think people around you will feel around you?
In awe
12. What are the characteristics that you love about yourself?
:D
13. On the contrary, what are the characteristics that you hate about yourself?
My acute laziness and the severe lack of motivation and drive in academia
14. The most ideal person you want to be is?
:O
15. For people that you care for and like, say something to them.
Feel like buying me an iPod nano-chromatic? :D
Monday, September 22, 2008
The Promotional Examinations are tomorrow! Anyway for the 5908243554897268904th time, SCREW THE TJC ADMIN FOR SCHEDULING PHYSICS AND LITERATURE ON THE MONDAY AFTER THE SINGAPORE F1 GRAND PRIX! D: As if my life isn't miserable enough with you.
Tuesday (23): General Paper (Yes I dropped KI you fools)
Wednesday (24): Economics H1
Friday (25): Mathematics H2
Monday (29): Physics H2, English Literature H2
Basically I forgot which papers are morning and which are afternoon. Ha ha ha. Oh, and see how they choose to lengthen our pain? While some lucky asses get to enjoy the F1 weekend I HAVE TO STAY HOME AND STUDY, whilst one million events are being held pre and post race. D:
So I shall reiterate this: Life is a bitch. If I sound angry I actually am not; I'm just really unhappy. :(
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Earlier on Mummy asked me "Isn't Lewis Hamilton the one you support?" and I exploded at her with a "NO MUMMY THAT'S THE ONE I HATE!". She then asked "I thought you like him?! Oh I know, you don't like that Schumacher. And you like Alonso." Imagine my sarcasm when I replied "Mummy, he retired 2 years ago, but yes, I didn't like him even though he's a brilliant driver. I also like Alonso but there's one more driver you're missing out!"
Yeah well she didn't figure it out. Trust my mum to not know the driver I root for ha ha ha. If you don't know which driver I'm talking about then what the heck are you doing here?
Tuesday (23): General Paper (Yes I dropped KI you fools)
Wednesday (24): Economics H1
Friday (25): Mathematics H2
Monday (29): Physics H2, English Literature H2
Basically I forgot which papers are morning and which are afternoon. Ha ha ha. Oh, and see how they choose to lengthen our pain? While some lucky asses get to enjoy the F1 weekend I HAVE TO STAY HOME AND STUDY, whilst one million events are being held pre and post race. D:
So I shall reiterate this: Life is a bitch. If I sound angry I actually am not; I'm just really unhappy. :(
Earlier on Mummy asked me "Isn't Lewis Hamilton the one you support?" and I exploded at her with a "NO MUMMY THAT'S THE ONE I HATE!". She then asked "I thought you like him?! Oh I know, you don't like that Schumacher. And you like Alonso." Imagine my sarcasm when I replied "Mummy, he retired 2 years ago, but yes, I didn't like him even though he's a brilliant driver. I also like Alonso but there's one more driver you're missing out!"
Yeah well she didn't figure it out. Trust my mum to not know the driver I root for ha ha ha. If you don't know which driver I'm talking about then what the heck are you doing here?
Friday, September 19, 2008
It's a little nauseating how much things can change in just a mere week. Last Friday they were sharing a sickly sweet scene in the library which was strictly theirs and we had to move not only to give them privacy but also to stop myself from making snarky comments. Now it's reduced to something which is broken through a phone call and what? That's all?
In a way love is really blind and it can destroy you to see people being destroyed by what they choose not to see when they're in a relationship. So F, it's really good that this is over because seriously, you know what we feel. I love you and we're going to be with you through all this alright. :)
In a way love is really blind and it can destroy you to see people being destroyed by what they choose not to see when they're in a relationship. So F, it's really good that this is over because seriously, you know what we feel. I love you and we're going to be with you through all this alright. :)
Monday, September 15, 2008
This is a conversation between my father and brother regarding marriage over dinner. It's hilarious ha ha ha I can't stop laughing because both of them were so serious about it!
Father: You must earn money before getting married. You also cannot marry alcoholics or gamblers.
Brother: I don't want to get married in the future. I want to save all my money for myself and spend it until I die.
Father: You're crazy. Your life will not be balanced. God created man and woman, right? Not all men. Of course you'll get married!
Brother: No! Marriage is so troublesome. I rather spend my money on myself.
Father: Then you are wrong! There must be balance. Like how there is daylight and night.
Brother: What if my wife nags a lot?
Father: Then you've chosen the wrong woman!
Brother: There's no time to uncover the true nature of a woman! So there's no need to get married.
Father: Life is like that. Your mother also nags, right? You'll also need someone to take care of you.
Brother: I can take care of myself! I don't need a woman to take care of me.
Father: Then what if you get lonely?
Brother: I'll get a cat. I like cats.
Father: You must earn money before getting married. You also cannot marry alcoholics or gamblers.
Brother: I don't want to get married in the future. I want to save all my money for myself and spend it until I die.
Father: You're crazy. Your life will not be balanced. God created man and woman, right? Not all men. Of course you'll get married!
Brother: No! Marriage is so troublesome. I rather spend my money on myself.
Father: Then you are wrong! There must be balance. Like how there is daylight and night.
Brother: What if my wife nags a lot?
Father: Then you've chosen the wrong woman!
Brother: There's no time to uncover the true nature of a woman! So there's no need to get married.
Father: Life is like that. Your mother also nags, right? You'll also need someone to take care of you.
Brother: I can take care of myself! I don't need a woman to take care of me.
Father: Then what if you get lonely?
Brother: I'll get a cat. I like cats.
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Ha ha someone found my blog whilst Googling "I hate Lewis Hamilton"! :D Whoever you are (I assume you do hate that bugger), we need to meet up for coffee and ramble nonsensical about F1. When I say coffee, I mean everything except Nescafé because HE is endorsing their coffee! This is outrageous! D: He is everywhere now due to the insane amount of advertising and I even see his freaking face when I walk to Bedok MRT. :(
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As everyone knows the Promotional Exams are in a week or so. I don't even anticipate the end of them because of Project Work! :( Sometimes I start to freak out, but mostly I don't. I feel a little pathetic because all I aim for now is to scrape through and promote. However there are people who are judging me because of this and start to play saint and whatnot by saying I should aim for A's, not E's! If I were to be more tactless than I already am I would say screw you in your face. So, please, if you did not have 3 U's for Midyears and were not in the bottom 50 (people, not percent for goodness sake) then do not preach to me about anything because you do not know how I feel. D:
As everyone knows the Promotional Exams are in a week or so. I don't even anticipate the end of them because of Project Work! :( Sometimes I start to freak out, but mostly I don't. I feel a little pathetic because all I aim for now is to scrape through and promote. However there are people who are judging me because of this and start to play saint and whatnot by saying I should aim for A's, not E's! If I were to be more tactless than I already am I would say screw you in your face. So, please, if you did not have 3 U's for Midyears and were not in the bottom 50 (people, not percent for goodness sake) then do not preach to me about anything because you do not know how I feel. D:
Monday, September 08, 2008
Sunday, September 07, 2008
OH MY EFFING G!!!
I'M CURRENTLY DEPRESSED AND HYSTERICAL OMGGGGG KIMI CRASHED IN THE SECOND LAST LAP OF THE BELGIUM GRAND PRIX IN FIRST POSITION!!!
I HATE LEWIS HAMILTON AND HE BETTER NOT BE CHAMPION BECAUSE HE ISN'T WORTH IT! D:
I basically feel like crying a river and more now. Mother Nature sucks balls.
Wednesday, September 03, 2008
Yesterday I decided to prank the BFFLs by asking them how would they react if I had a boyfriend but did not tell them.
F: OMG JOL TELL THE TRUTH!
DB: I won't fall for it
Pig: Congratulations! Why did you hide for so long? And I'm not surprised
They are adorable.
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I will be the cause of my own downfall if I cease to promote next year. D:
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I was listening to this through speakers while attempting to organise a mess of notes amassed from this year so far when my father came into my room and asked why was I listening to jazz ha ha ha. After that he asked why are there pictures on Oxygen's screen (album art) then said he wants to buy an iTouch because it has a bigger screen. Such impulse!
F: OMG JOL TELL THE TRUTH!
DB: I won't fall for it
Pig: Congratulations! Why did you hide for so long? And I'm not surprised
They are adorable.
I will be the cause of my own downfall if I cease to promote next year. D:
Mystery the moon
A hole in the sky
A supernatural nightlight
So full but often right
A pair of eyes a closin' one
A chosen child of golden sun
A marble dog that chases cars
To farthest reaches of the beach and far beyond into the swimming sea of stars
A cosmic fish they love to kiss
They're giving birth to constellation
No riffs and oh no reservation
If they should fall you get a wish or dedication
May I suggest you get the best
For nothing less than you and I
Let's take a chance as this romance is rising over before we lose the lighting
Oh bella bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Do do do do do
You are an illuminating anchor
Of leagues to infinite number
Crashing waves and breaking thunder
Tiding the ebb and flows of hunger
You're dancing naked there for me
You expose all memory
You make the most of boundary
You're the ghost of royalty imposing love
You are the queen and king combining everything
Intertwining like a ring around the finger of a girl
I'm just a singer, you're the world
All I can bring ya
Is the language of a lover
Bella luna, my beautiful
How you swoon me like no other
May I suggest you get the best
Of your wish may I insist
That no contest for little you or smaller I
A larger chance happened, all them they lie
On the rise, on the brink of our lives
Bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Bella luna, my beautiful
How you swoon me like no other, oh oh oh
A hole in the sky
A supernatural nightlight
So full but often right
A pair of eyes a closin' one
A chosen child of golden sun
A marble dog that chases cars
To farthest reaches of the beach and far beyond into the swimming sea of stars
A cosmic fish they love to kiss
They're giving birth to constellation
No riffs and oh no reservation
If they should fall you get a wish or dedication
May I suggest you get the best
For nothing less than you and I
Let's take a chance as this romance is rising over before we lose the lighting
Oh bella bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Do do do do do
You are an illuminating anchor
Of leagues to infinite number
Crashing waves and breaking thunder
Tiding the ebb and flows of hunger
You're dancing naked there for me
You expose all memory
You make the most of boundary
You're the ghost of royalty imposing love
You are the queen and king combining everything
Intertwining like a ring around the finger of a girl
I'm just a singer, you're the world
All I can bring ya
Is the language of a lover
Bella luna, my beautiful
How you swoon me like no other
May I suggest you get the best
Of your wish may I insist
That no contest for little you or smaller I
A larger chance happened, all them they lie
On the rise, on the brink of our lives
Bella please
Bella you beautiful luna
Oh bella do what you do
Bella luna, my beautiful
How you swoon me like no other, oh oh oh
Bella Luna - Jason Mraz
I was listening to this through speakers while attempting to organise a mess of notes amassed from this year so far when my father came into my room and asked why was I listening to jazz ha ha ha. After that he asked why are there pictures on Oxygen's screen (album art) then said he wants to buy an iTouch because it has a bigger screen. Such impulse!