whee. i failed geography. what a surprise. anyway, only 4 people in my class passed it. i mean, you can even construct a ladder of marks. behold.

all marks are over 25, only failures qualify:

6: adeline
6.5: ye qin
7: alina
7.5: eloise
8: aloysius
8.5: kah hui
9: ME!!!, eunice

then i forgot the rest. for now you can call me the king of failures, mwhahahh. however when added with social studies, i'd apparently pass. with a c5. lol, what happiness.

i like bluetooth.

went jogging yesterday and fell into a drain. laugh and you will be deemed fcuking asshole. now my left leg has a huge bruise and it hurts like fcuk. i guess i can't pe on thursday, yay. :D met ahmad zaki (top 2005 psle student tnps!) running too and my, his speed is two times faster than mine. hmm.

happy today because there is no common test but extremely disappointed because i most probably screwed up the chemistry spa. i added like 30 drops of universal indicator. much thanks to alvin who closed the indicator container just as i was about to add my 31th drop.

biatches need to die a slow and horrible death while burning in a cesspool of your kind.

food high! went to swensens with piggy and steph on thursday and ate a lot. however it was well worth it because steph paid for it (first) and she treated us to fries! :D

this one was awesome. topless 5 sundae (what a name).

it's bananas! actually we should order another topless one, lol.

pita pizza! yum.

i took a picture of the delicious fries but forgot to bluetooth it to piggy. dammit.

took a math test yesterday and got 19.5/20. DO NOT ASK WHERE THE 0.5 WENT TO. later attended cca and wtf, the instructor has got the ultimate level of pms. everyone had the 'i want to bash her so bad' look on their faces yet we can't really do anything because she threatened to tell our teacher! OMG! SO SCARY!

went for a haircut today. :( no comments.

CLICK and win the lottery.

finally brought cards to school to play bridge - starting to feel the normality of morning school life again. tempted chm to confiscate my extra card and will bring more tomorrow for him to confiscate. whatever he does i'll always have a full deck of 52 poker cards, booyah.

happy birthday nikki and adeline!

screwed up geography horribly. didn't know whether to measure the 6-figures from the words or the dots and intensive and extensive farming and omgwtfbbq - just forget it. hopefully social studies will save my ass, i got 19/25. it's pretty average, almost everyone got that or above.

yay for free period during physics and half of social studies. learnt how to shoot bottle caps (BEWARE) and watched a water fight in class. it was damningly hilarious, stupid and puerile, but fun to watch.

thanks to ben, yuwei and eunice for lending me your lockers to store my crap for the weekend. :D i know it's a mistake not to get a locker - but yeah we'll settle that next year, unless someone wants to offer half your locker to me. :) for now i'll hog ys' locker thankyouverymuch.

logarithms are dumb.

i keep thrashing debby in minesweeper flags yet she keeps coming back for more. there must be an unknown high in failure.

woke up at 11.30 this morning to find out i have the house to myself :D because family went out to suntec city at around 11. then they came back at 3.30 with a mcdonald's cheeseburger and subway's cookies, so the foodie in me is happy. :)

talked about futuristic stuff like jobs and such with faus and debby. debby told me that an atom is not a circle with electrons/protons/neutrons orbiting around it. so be prepared for JOLENE'S AMAZING ATOM THEOREM.
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YES PEOPLE. ATOMS ARE ACTUALLY SQUARE-SHAPED.

i like cheeseburgers. double if possible. :D

HIGH AND MIGHTY COLOR - ICHIRIN NO HANA

Kimi wa kimi dake shika inai yo
Kawari nante hoka ni inai n da
Karenaide ichirin no hana

Hikari ga matomo ni sashikomanai
Kimi wa maru de hikage ni saita hana no you
Nozonda hazu ja nakatta basho ni ne o
Harasarete ugokezu ni iru n da ne
Tojikaketa kimochi hakidaseba ii

Itami mo kurushimi mo subete o
Uketomeru yo dakara
Nakanaide waratte ite
Ichirin no hana

Ima ni mo karete shimaisou na kimi
Mujaki na sugata ga mou ichido mitakute
Kimi no chikara ni naritai n da

Tatoe kimi igai no subete no
Hito o teki ni mawasu toki ga kite mo
Kimi no koto mamorinuku kara

YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT
TIME NOTICE THAT YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT
NOTICE THAT THERE'S NO OTHER

Kimi wa kimi dake shika inai yo
Ima made mo kore kara saki ni mo
Tatoe kimi igai no subete no
Hito o teki ni mawasu toki ga kite mo
Kimi no koto mamorinuku kara
Makenaide ichirin no hana

YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT
TIME NOTICE THAT YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT
NOTICE THAT THERE'S NO OTHER

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You are no one else but yourself
There aren't any other changes
Please don't wilt, my lone flower

The light doesn't shine straight
You are completely like the flower that bloomed in the shade
Which took root and is motionless
At a place that it shouldn't have wished for
You should spit out your feelings that have started to close

Because I'll accept
Your pains and bitterness and everything
Please don't cry but laugh
My lone flower

YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT
TIME NOTICE THAT YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT
NOTICE THAT THERE'S NO OTHER

You, who seem to wilt even now
I want to see your innocent figure again
I want to become your strength

Even when the time that transforms
Everyone besides you into an enemy comes
Because I'll protect you through

You are no one else but yourself
Even up to now and beyond
Even when the time that transforms
Everyone besides you into an enemy comes
Because I'll protect you through
Please don't lose, my lone flower.

YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT TIME
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO OTHER
YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT THERE IS NO NEXT
TIME NOTICE THAT YOU SHOULD NOTICE THAT
NOTICE THAT THERE'S NO OTHER

yay. i'm in the computer lab right now. back spots in the lab totally rocks. jealous? good. am blocking the keyboard with a ring file but liming keeps looking at what i'm typing. hi liming. 'hi'.

going to attend cca later even though i haven't finish my music theory homework. anyway, even though i tore up the leadership camp form, they gave me a new one and i have to attend it anyway, wtf.

got back the literature test just now, and am quite satisfied with the mark - 18/25. however many people failed so lily koh decided to help them (how kind!!!) and include an additional group work mark for ca. the assignment is prose and it's so difficult. never mind, i don't really have to do it, just let my group members do, mwahhahah. :D

now hafizah keeps going on about chemistry, how boring.

okay, turns out mother ripped out the keyboard without father knowing, so when he wanted to use the computer he was unable to do so. roflmfao because father laughingly asked me why mother took out the keyboard as a futile attempt to prohibit me from using the computer. they knew i'd use the laptop anyway, so it's a total win-win for me. overall, it is so damned funny.

anyway during school today i got called for a dental check. i mean, i've skipped 3 checks before so she wasn't that pleased with me, in fact she spent 15 minutes crapping her ass off before actually massacring my teeth. therefore, teachers, you are finally overruled. there is another occupation which talks more and more meaninglessly than you. behold, meet the aunty dentist-who-has-to-massacre-1500-kids'-teeth. she can be found behind the general office on wednesdays, thursdays and fridays, feel free to debate about how rebellious secondary school students are.

this week seemed to pass very quickly, partly because we only had one test this week - physics. other people had 2 tests except my class. something's horribly wrong. anyway, geography test next week.

blogged early today because my desktop keyboard is missing and i'm currently using the laptop. either my keyboard grew legs or my parents have resorted to desperate measures to forbid me from using the computer - either way, they failed, and i've succeeded. deal with it, losers.

i want to learn how to shoot bottle caps. teach me, please.

happy birthday jimson!

went to eat at tampines kfc after school yesterday. liming has coupons, lol. gossiped again before going to tampines mall and century square while pretending to be CIA. :D saw many people again until it's too ethreal. rather surprised but happy. (tampines north) :)

total defence is a waste of time. they rang the fire alarm during math so we were happy. everyone strolled nonchalantly to the parade square and stood under the swelteringly hot sun. yay. doctor boon made a useless speech before we strolled back to class again, this time with food rations. ate pizza after school because they ordered a delivery. tore up the leadership camp form because it's a waste of my time and i didn't opt to be in the commitee anyway, it must be the pizza high.

slept during assembly today due to another useless speech. what's up with speeches anyway? it's a waste of time and breath to prepare a speech that no one's gonna hear. not to mention a waste of paper, ink, and your brain power (if applicable).

anyway, i know one confirmed and one rumoured overseas trips right now. for geography students it'd be perth, and the quota is 35 students. it was supposed to be germany initially, but due to retarded financial problems, the location was changed.

the rumoured trip is for literature students, location being england. i hope that's true, because i'd go to england than perth any day. to go to england and study literature is fun. to go to perth is fun, but study geography? hahaha, forget it.

happy birthday ek and lcp!

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

this is for ahs maplers. CLICK

happy present collecting. oh, and happy birthday to dao. :)

'debated' during english today (disgustingly impromptu) because i crapped to miss lily koh that we have all the details in our brains. apologies to eloise and yongsheng, but i think we did damn well. :D moral of the lesson: stay in the toilet for a long time.

whee. went out to shop for valentine's presents today at tampines mall and century square. saw many familiar faces. how overwhelming.

physics test was okay (mainly because we were ch**ting back there) and i hope it will make up for my horrible chemistry mark, lol.

now mother is getting all pms again. wonderful.

just finished talking in a conference, lol. stephanie hosted it and there was around 5 people- shawn, jan, stephanie, yongsheng and i. now i realised they were holding a conference because they do not take physics. grr.

went for cca last friday. yay i'm a good girl. :) my junior believed me when i said my number was '98765432', ROFL. everyone was lmao but he almost saved it. hilarious.

i think we have only 1 test this week but my hopes can be ruined anytime. wanna watch dick and jane tomorrow but we'll see.

happy belated birthday bobo!

i thought the english test a few days ago was practice. -_-v literature test was challenging (lol it means i screwed it up). then today we had to make a macbeth poster. alina drew the pretty anime macbeth and malcolm while i did the title during geography and english. geography was okay, didn't feel asleep for a change. :p

yo mama jokes are hot today. here are some to roflmfao. :D if you feel insulted in some twisted way or other, retreat - or send me hate-mail/sms.

- yo mama is so fat that when she told me your weight, i thought it was a telephone number.
- yo mama is so fat that when she goes bungee jumping, she went straight to hell.
- yo mama is so ugly that she made an onion cry.
- yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on a bathroom scale to take her weight, it says 'to be continued'.
- yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.
- yo mama is so fat that she made a whale look like a Smartie.
- yo mama is so fat that her belt size is the size of the Equator.
- yo mama is so short that she commits suicide by jumping off the kerb.
- yo mama is so stupid that when she was locked in a grocery store, she starved herself to death.

look what my ling3 made for me (thankssss :D). how she know that my name has a comma is beyond my complex brain now, but heh.
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2 tests down, infinite more to go.

social studies is stupid, it's exactly like history! hope to secure at least 55% so that i will not be down for remedial. the probability test was gay, kh dropped her paper and it landed right below me, that fktrd. probably got the last question wrong, yay.

oek has an extremely interesting way to teach distance and velocity graphs. bloody hell, he swears more than me too. miss sia said he has a lot of material and covers the syllabus well, but has the wrong method of delivery.

caught the flu somewhere. pa drove piggy and i home after school and i was out cold by 3.30. woke up at 8.30 to eat dinner and chi-mun is here right now to bai nian (YAY ANGPOW) because ainee (sp?) is here for work. now i'm eavesdropping on their adult talk, mwhahah. :D

english and literature tests this week.

'... it comes from denying that everything is so screwed up ...'
Mineral - The Power Of Failing

attended cca yesterday to see the secondary ones. later on helped out with the noticeboard and gossiped about teachers with seniors. damn fun. ate pizza, laughed at ac2's amazing race and went home.

chatted in msn for a while before playing maple. i got a cute purple mini cargo! :) be jealous. wait until it can respond to 'the look' or 'charisma', it'd be so cool. vip hair coupons came out too, someone please buy prepaid cards for me. :)

went to singtel at tampines mall today to get a new plan and phone, and met bobo! so surprised! we both got the same phones mwhahahh. nokia 6111.

by the way, can't you tone down with your obvious insanity? your hormonal obsession is such a pity.

THANKS

ki-yun for letting me send texts with your phone while in kumpung and sending me songs
kelvin for letting me send texts with your phone too (you're so self-obsessed, gallery)
eugene ditto above, and for burning bleach
jiaming for lending me bleach manga
debby for 'writing' my chinese essay even though it got 53%
kind unknown botak specky for returning me my wallet when it dropped in the expo/airport train

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR

passed both chemistry and higher chinese, didn't get below 55 so technically i shouldn't be down for remedial. i hope. then got caught during SEL (slack education lesson) for reading bleach manga, didn't hand up zhou ji, and lost to everyone in chemistry because of carelessness. i'm back in business.

played overnight gin rummy, ate lots of crap and probably gained 10kg during chinese new year. angpow money collection was average, but i barely care because i want to splurge, yet i can't. couldn't sms while in malaysia because it's 60cents/sms (what a ripoff) so major thanks to ki-yun, kelvin and eugene (in order of merit) for lending me your cellphones. i owe you all free pots in gin rummy if your bills explode.

chm has a huge zit on his nose - it's so distracting that i had to comment whenever i see it.

piggy is out of comission involving blogging matters today due to the flu. may you get well soon.