tenkiu mama

misi terbru d rumah.. mak ckp sy xder kje kt umh,pastu mak belikan sy bku suh abeskn... heee..sbnanye mak mmg ske beli bku..klu dlu2, mak slalu beli bku motvsi la utk ktorg,sbb tu la klu na beli bku,sy lebh gemar beli bku motivasi..mak ajar.... erm.. tp tdie mak belikn bkn bku mtivasi.. buku keagamaan siket.. erk.. ye mak.. sy akn habeskn n amalkn... tenkiu mak...

• 70 masalah kaum wanita menurut alquran dan hadis oleh salman bin abdul qadir abu zaik
• 101 kesalahan dalam solat oleh abu afifah....

pastu tdie mak buat surprise..mak bg stu bku ag 

syng awk bku!

• indahnye hidup bersyariat oleh dato' ismail kamus n mohd azrul azlen ab. hamid

oh yeah.... bngsa membaca bngsa berjya... 

sy akn sebuk dgn bku lpas nie...ye ke nie??

weeee~~

tag tag tag??

okeyh..sy tlh d tag oleh cik ellya cute miut... first time kne tag.. excited sket... wagagagaga~~ " thnks ellya" (tgn ke bhu,mate ke ats,smbil mngeluarkn kate2 yg lembut2..) ahaha... 

>single ,already taken, or having a crush?

i prefer to be sngle.. sngle is better babe! trust me.. erk....  ahaha... XD

eeh...lpe2... yup, sy ade mnympn perasaan kt nazim othman..  sile tekan nazim othman..kami arap hbgn kami akn berkekalan..ceywah.. mksd sy..hbgn antara jejaka hot n peminat... arghh sedey nye..doakn kami yerk!! XD

>name bf/gf(klu tak de ..tlis {packet lost}

ala....nme "tupperware3" xnak ke?? ahaha...

*tpperware tu sopan sket dri gne prkataan "bekas" ok.. sy bersopan.. AHAHA.. 

>agak2 umur berapa nak kwin?

klu boley na kawen awl... sbb xnk kawen lwt2 la .. ceyh.. sbb nk jdie grandma d usia muda..

wagagagaga~~

>tema perkahwinan?

erkk.. xpernh pk.... nak buat kt umah..tema hutan belantara boley? sbb umh dkt ngn hutan...

ahaha 

>beza sahabat dan kawan?

sy ag ske gne perktaan shbt instead of kawan... sbb kwn makan kwn.. shbt xmkn shbt,shbt makan nasi je... 

n jka sy pggl AWK yg tgh bce nie shbt, then sy btul2 syng kt AWK sbgai shbt sy..

>siapa sahabat anda (boleh plural)

mak aih... shbt sy... na tulis stu2 ka... ahaha.. sume org d skeliling sy skrg sgt baek2, jdie.. dorg layak la sy pggil sahabt sy kn? heee..

>tulis name seorang saja true fwen korang.yang betul2 true fren..

ramai sebenanya..slh stunye..qaasimah..nie fb die.... hey, die sgt sempurna pd sy.. zmn skrg, boley jmpe ag x org yg boley tgur korg dpn2 bile korg buat slap?? boley slalu ajak korg buat kbaikan?? boley slalu buat korg epi dlm diam2 tnpa pngtahuan korg?? yg bile korg pndg je die,korg akn rse sgt sjuk ati? na citer boley? erm..ade la stu mlm,sy rse cm stress thp gaban.. pastu,text la die.." qassy, sy na jdie baek cm awk jgk" pastu die reply " salam~~ sy slalu doakn awk jdie lebey baek dri sy ag".... ya Allah...  manusia ataw malaikat die nie...

>sile upload pic korang yg paling buruk!

diam ah korng!! ahaha

 >sile upload pic korang yg paling cantik/hensem

erk.. bajet sket.. ahahaha

>sile tag 5 org lagi rakan anda

 farah

milah

aisyah

amal

amirah syhrah

selamat menjawab la korng....

AHAHAHAHHA

thnks ellya tag sy.. waaaa~~ XD

dont play2..

haih.... knpe skrg aku pk sume laki tu player ek....erk..pompuan pn sme sebenanye..AHAHAHA.. serius da xboley na prcye... n bru2 nie, ade la sorg mamat nie..senior k0pu aku dlu jgk.. ttbe ckp ske kt aku ape la.. aku trus trng la kt die, xnk la..xske playboy.. die pun trus marah2 aku.. haih.. salah ke aku ckp?? erm... hei kam00, ingt sng2 ke na dpt ank dre org hah!! pkai air liur boley la weh!!! nympah.. yela,mgkin slh aku ckp die plyboy kn.. tp ske ati la.. da ko tu playboy..na buat cmne... skrg nie da xnk lyn da mamat tu.. sumpa meluat.. na marah2 org plak... ahaha.. xkebulur la na kwn ngn ko...

 haih...sory.. emo sikit.. 

hmm...

Assesment Of How You View Your Body

In each test below rate urself on scale of 7:

 Your physical attractiveness

1. noticeable ugly,others pity you
2. rather unattractive, sometimes made fun of by your peers
3. below average, seldom if ever even noticed
4. average
5. above average, noticed
6. very attractive, often the subject of attention
7. stunning, drop-dead gorgeous, the subject of adoration

Your self-acceptance and sense of worth

1. suicidal, hating yourself
2. depressing unworthy, useless, hopeless
3. non-accepting, unworthy, dull
4. like most people- good days and bad
5. most accepting, a sense of inner and outer worthiness
6. accepting and loving toward yourself
7. joyful acceptance in all moods, a sense of being worthwhile

Happiness and delight

1. suicidally unhappy
2. depressed, miserable, sad
3. seldom anything but dull, indifferent and gloomy
4. average- happy some days, unhappy others
5. seldom depressed, mostly cheerful and happy
6. always feeling happy, full of life and contentment
7. blissful, ecstatic, delighted, full of happy wonder

are your 3 results mutually dependent, or is there no link between you acceptance of yourself, your happiness and your outward appearance? if you score the same number in all categories you probably are influenced by how other perceive you. if your ratings are different by one or more positions in each category you are more likely to have voluntarily stepped outside the norm, rather then being a misfit through fate.

"UNCOMMON SENSE"

DR.MEL GILL

oh sayur airku..

hari nie,awal2 pagi ag mak da kuar...ayh ckp mak pg lbrary..ahaha..sory,xsmpt nk anta mak pagi tdie sbb sy d alam mmpi ag... weee~~..sebaik tersedar dr mmpi,jam mnjukkan kul **.. okeyh,sy bgn palng lmbt cmpard ngn adek sy yg drjh 5 n form 1 tu..alah,biase la kn..bdak2 mmg bgn awl... heee...okey,sy bgn tu  pun sbb terdgr suara ayah sy.. wee~~..xnk jejaskn imej suci sy d dpn beliau.. waagagaa..bgn2 je trus ngadap tv..pastu ttbe trdgr suara ayh 'tgh hari nti kak yah msuk sayur air pastu grng la ape yg ade dlm fridge tu...' gulp...kalau bab goreng2 haiwan nie sy boley la,btw mak sy pernah puji sy aym gorng sy sgt sedap okeyh! ahaha..tp..syur air? erk..berdeba la jgk.. tp mmndgkn awl ag,xnk pk ag pasal syur air tu..nk tgk tv dlu.. wee...ahahaha...pastu bile jam da tnjuk kul 12.30..debaran smkn kuat..gulp..okey xpe..masak nasi dlu..pastu sy anta msg kt adek sy umi..tp die xreply smpai skrg..haih..debaran smkin mnjdie2...xpe2..grng ikan dlu la... msg blom d rply... erk..xnk tnye akak sy,nt die ktwakn sy.. .tggu lme.... akhrnye mngalah..tnye je la... haaaaih... tercalar egoku..msg die..

sy: kak lom...tolong..gne nak msk syr air?? heee

kak lom: haha.bwg.lada itam,lde besor

kak lom:mu blend la bwg dgn lada itam tu..

sy: bwng mende?mrh ke ptih?

kak lom: bwg kecik tu la.mu letop la.ayam2 ke.blih je.mu tumih la hok mu blend td tu..letop skt dah la myk..

smbil ptng bwng..smbil tggu msg... dgn pnh dbrn... haih..sy ptng bwng mrh..ptng lada...ltak lada htm sket..ikn bilis...pastu blend sume tu... erk.. pastu wrna die pelik skt..erm...pk balek..okey,ptt blend bwng ngn lada itm je sebenanye...kes gugup sgt nie...ahaha..belasah je la... tuut2...msg masuk..

kak lom: syur npe ni mu nk masok?

sy: syur kangkung..huhu..

kak lom: gtu je la..pahtu mu letop la air... :-D.letop la bihun sket. :D

sy: pas ltak air ble nak ltk garam? syr?

kak lom: mu letop air tu.mu letop la garam ngn ajinomoto.ble glegok tu,mu letop la syur.

pastu..proses menumis d truskn... sy ltak myk sket..pastu ltak bhn2 yg tlh d kisar..tumis2..pastu letak air byk mgkuk jgk la... huuu... kacau2....letak grm siket..ajinomoto sket.. urm...xterangkat ag nie..ltak grm sket ag... nyum2... pedas siket... owh,teringt akak suh ltak bihun..cri xjmpa..pastu gnti je la ltak krpok keping... ahaha..boley rsenye...ayah plak duk intai2....gulp..gugut sket tkt kne hina.. waaa~~ owh,goreng ikan blum siap jgk..2 in 1 buat kje..smbl tggu mnde tu menggelegak,ikan da wrna pelik sket..erk..xpe2..releeks dyh..ahaha...balek2kn ikan..haish.. erk..rse syur,cm pdas sgt..tmbh air....haih..makin lmbt la nk gelegak..urm..tggu ikan,tggu syur...bsuh pinggan jap... huuu...tgk jam...da nk kul 2... aiyak...kuatkn api.syur cpt la gelegak weh...msg akak ble keliru..

sy: lpas ltak syur buleh ttp trus ke?

kak lom: lok la 1 mnt,pahtu ttp la

sy: wokey..siap...tenkiu..hehe

kak lom: hak2.. :-D

okey...da gelegak..ltak syur.....haih..biar seketika...jenguk ikan..da nak msk... sumpa time nie peluh kuar..hahaha... then,agkt ikan...pastu grng ikan masin utk ayah plak..ingt nak buat smbal,tp ingt syur air da pedas..xpyh la kot... wagaggaga~~.... okey..ayh da tggu kt mja mkn da...urm... saba2... ikan masin nie kjap je grng...heee...... okeyh.pas da brjya buat sume..alhamdulillah... hidang..pastu...pg mndi...waaa..kaki lenguh sgt...sob2... 


akhrnye..brjya buat syur air,...hee..yup,mesti la mndpt pujian kn..nme pun anak solehah..amin..wagagagaga~~
eeh..smpat amek gambr taw..ahaha...

proses sblm mendidih

proses pengacauan

proses peletakn syur

proses slpas pemakanan.

nmpk x? licin kot syur air sy...ahahahaha

p/s: eeh...dlu ade org pernh pggl sy "syur air" sbb dlu pernh pndai buat syr air je,n mak slalu masak syur air... XD

YOUR FUTURE DEPENDS ON....

who you will be in the next five years

depends on three things:

the books you read

the people you meet

the choices you make

choose today to live a transformed life!

BOB AND EMILIE BARNERS

FROM "THE 15-MINUTE MONEY MANAGER"

dr.cintaik

maybe i can share smthng here... bile ade senior yg tnye sy,ape perlu d buat ble pts cinta?..or mgkn nak lpekn sumone..tu la.xder pasal cri pasal kn..padan mke sket.. well,in my own humble opinion..

• ape yg pntg skali kn, tlng la jgn pk sgt mende tu..lpekan je si makhluk tu.. seyes.. kalu tbe2 si makhluk mncul dlm ingtn kn,trus pk  mende laen.cthnye pk ble nak masak nasi ke, bju da jemur ke blum ke,xpun pk la msa dpn korng... xgne la nk pk kn si makhluk lebey2.. that's so stupid guys!! n quotes dr mak sy '' buat ape ingt org yg lupakan kita.lbih baik ingtkn tuhan tempat semua mkhluk memnta pertlongan'' dan bile sy ckp lpekan si mkhluk tu kn,tlng la stop dr terus stalk die,jgn amek taw lgsg ttg die...buat ape nk trus sktkn ati kite sndri kn? move on pliss....
• buang persaan benci itu.. yup,mgkin si mkhluk buat kmoo amat sakit hati... tp,dgn trus mnympn persaan benci itu,percyalah kmoo akan trus mykitkn hti kamoo sndri... maaf kn si makhluk.. aggap je korg xpernh knal.. dan sedarlah,hasil dr perknlan itu,at least kmoo bljar sesuatu kn? sy rse lebey baek korg clash skrg,drpd "clash" mse da kawen bertaun2..tu ag la truk kn.. at least korg taw da skrg, si mkhluk xlyk hadir dlm hdup kmoo.. bersyukur lah... korg msh smpt pth balek,utk mncri seseorg yg jauh lebey baek dr si mkhluk..percyalah!
• dan sudah tntu..tlng jgn smpn sorg2 mslh nie... share with ur friends.. xpun kalu cm blom ckup kuat utk bercrta ngn kwn2, tulis la dlm sekeping kertas... tulis sume... pastu,koyk2kn kertas tu..pastu..buang jauh2.. ahahaha... tp kn,bg sy... penasihat terbaek sy adlh mak sy!! yeay!! ok,xkre la spe pnsht anda kn,citer sgala2nye..ngs puas2.. dan percyalah,korg akan kurngkn beban dlm otak korg hngga 70%
• erm..pda saat2 gntng nie kn,elakkan dr bersendrian..bile korg bersndrian,msti dtg fkrn yg bukn2..tul x? cm kalau kwn2 sebuk ke ape ke, lyn la citer lwak dlm  youtube...berlambak kot...try nie.. :)

wagagaga~~~

• ok.. thnk positve!!! positve!! positve!!!  percyalah..setiap yg berlaku pasti ade hikmah.. jgn kecewa..jgn slhkn tkdir... mgkn ade hkmah kmoo d pertemukn dgn org yg slh.. mgkn,kmoo akn jdie seorg insan yg lebey baek lpas nie,mgkn korng akn blja utk lebey mghargai..kn? mulekanlah hdup baru km00 yg lebey baek... mgkn nie la kn mse utk kite berubh..kalu dlu korg alpa je dgn gewe,skrg korg akan dpt lebey mse utk kwn2 korg,ngn fmly korg, n plng pntg ngn Maha Pencipta korg.. tul x? jdie..knpe perlu trus bersedih... korg sedng melalui hidup2 yg indah.. jgn sia2 msa anda ag dgn bnde2 yg sia2 tu... okey?? hepi slalu...
• si makhluk xlyk utk trus wujud dlm hidup km00... yucks~~
• last but not least, sahabatku...dktkn dri pada Allah...redha ats ape yg berlaku... perbykkn bce Al-Quran.. insyaAllah..sume akn okey... ape kate korg prktikkn cnta korg pd si mkhluk dlu tu,pd Allah plak skrg..... klu dlu hri2 bergyt ngn si makhluk,ape kte skrg hari2 bercerita ngn Allah,via Al-Quran..ag berfaedah kn..

sy doakan agar kite sume xkn trprgkap ngn cnta yg sia2... cntailah dri sndri dlu shbt sblum mncintai org laen... jgn gadaikn maruah anda,masa dpn anda hnye krna cnta yg sia2 ini... n bg shbt sy yg sdng hgt bercnta, jgn terlalu alpa ngn gewe anda..  trust no one! 

ahaha...

 sy tggalkn anda dgn quotes

perlian ini

nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them (isn't that the truth?)

p/s : penglaman mmpermain dan dipermain.. sy rse sy da matang

:)

nazim othman

weeeeee~~~~~~~~~~~

 sy rse die macho kacak bergaya..  

ahahaha...

ye..teacher yanie sy ckp kalu jmpe org kacak

kne ckp subhanallah

subhanallah..subhanallah..subhanallah..

subhanallah

heeee~~~ ari tu ade tgk trek selebriti

bersama nazim othman 

xknal mka xcinta kn?

sy rse die mmpunyai keazaman yg tggi..

pernh jdie pramugara ngn MAS

pernah jdie receptionist kt sebuah hotel

result pmr yg baek

dan result spm yg d rhsiakn ~.~!

bla..bla..bla.. 

ahahaha XD

smga  nazim othman akn trus mewarnai dunia hiburan tnh air..

jgn nakal2 bebeh... XD

p/s : sy arap sy xlagha sgt.. 

wagagaga..... 

>.<

lumrah manusia itu...

Situasi 1

Di suatu malam nan sepi, kelihatn sepasang suami istri, encik X dan istrinye puan Y sedang berbncang mengenai masa dpn anak tunggal mereka Z yang agak rosak akhlaknya. Waktu itu jam tepat menunjukkn pukul 12 a.m.Jeng..Jeng..Jeng..  kemudian suasana bertukar apabila mereka trdngar ketukan bbrpa kali d pintu rumah merka..Tok.Tok..Tok..."mama,Z da balek,bukak pintu"... Puan Y berlari2 anak agar dpt mbuka pintu utk anak comel nye,Z..encik X yg geram melihat kelakuan anaknye yg pulng larut mlm begitu sejurus mmbidas.."amboi2,awlnye balek,blum pkul 4pg ag nie"...Z terasa panas seraya berkta"eeh,slap tgk jam la..ingt da kul 4 pg tdie..sory2..terbalek awk plak"...puan Y hnya mmpu berdiam dri smbil mggeleng2kn kpalanye bbrpa kali dan berkata "Z..Z..ape nak jdie dgn kamu nie ha...da la pompuan keliling pinggang..kalau ade yg senonoh tu,xpe la jgk,nie sume mama tgk yg xsenonoh je.." Z mmbulatkn matany smbil berkata dgn riak n takburnye" mama,Z kwn je la ngn dorg tu..kalau nk kawen t,Z plih la yg baek2..yg solehh,mama jgn bmbng okey? chill la.."

okeyh..nie situasi biase yg kite slalu tgk kt tv kn,prngai cm makhluk ntah ape2,tp still msh hrap nk dpt pompuan yg baek2 or vce versa la.. yup,jdoh tu mmg d tgn tuhan.. tp..pelik la kan.. dan biase jgk kite dgr kn,mak bpak prngai cm rksasa,pastu ckp 'sy arap ank sy nie akn jdie seorg ank yg solehah bile besa nt' ..mmg la xslh.. okey,ape yg sy faham..mmg lumrah manusia itu yg sukekn kebaikan..xkre la anda nie seorng penyamun ke,perokok ke, penjenayah ke...tp jauh dlm hti setiap manusia itu msti sukakn kebaikan.. cthnye la kn..kte pg jln2 kt bndar,then trnmpk seorg pompuan jilbab labuh sume tu..msti sjuk je hati kite kn?msti dlm hti tu ade jgk ckp" bagusnye pompuan nie..." kn?kn? kalau x der tu,xtaw la tu.. and kite ske sgt tgk kebaikan2 yg berlaku kt sekeliling kite..mesti la...xkn kite ske tgk org kne ragut tu sume plak kn...tp tu la.. sebenanye lumrah manusia itu sndri yang sukekn kebaikan,xkre la manusia tu jahat ke or baek sket ke...slagi anda bernama manusia..tp, xnafikn..mgkn ade special case yg xske kn kebaikn tu,tu dorg la yg bermasalh kn..or tu mgkn bkn manusia..ish2


kesmpulnnye,jgn takut utk buat kbaikan..sbb kebaikn itu sndri amt dkt dgn hti kite..dan ade kwn sy pesan 'xrugi ape2 pun kalau jdie baek'..


ops..lpe..ade stu sy pernah bce..

Daripada Anas r.a. bekata, Rasulullah saw. bersabda, “Akan datang kepada umat ku suatu zaman di mana orang yang berpegang kepada agamanya laksana menggenggam bara api”.

H.R. Tirmizi 

teka teki..

ske sgt maen teka teki... sgt klaka n mncbr mnda... ahaha..jom test power jap..

1. Gajah lalu titi patah, lepas tu kambing pula lalu. Apa yang patah pulak?
2. Pokok apa bila manusia nampak dia lari?
3. Ikan ape yg mmpunyai ketiak??
4. Dalam byk2 kera,kera ape yg boley menaip?
5. lembu ape yg slalu org cari??
6. Byk2 ikan,ikan ape yg slalu skt perut?
7. cube teka bende ape yg apabla kite brdri die brng, tp apbila kite brng,die berdri plak?
8. kalau 1+1=2..jwpn laen die ape?

cute bebeh

jawapan...

1. PATAH BALIK laaa, bengang pasal titi tu dah patah
2. pokok nak tumbang la...
3.  ikan duyung... ahaha
4.  KERAni laa...
5.  lembu hilang...
6. ikn kembung...
7. tapak kaki lor..
8.  jwpn laen die slh la... ;)

doa??

tdie ade bce mjalah solusi...pastu terkesima jap...haih..

doa bkn utk mmbertahu ape yg kita pinta,krna tnpa d brthu pun Allah suda tahu.. tp doa adlh untuk mnnjukkn pengabdian dri kite sbgai hambaNya...

manusia kn..bile susah bru nak berdoa..bile sng..sombng bukan maen ag..owh yeah.. ade formula ttg doa..

DOA + USAHA = ORNG BERJAYA

DOA + TANPA USAHA = ORNG YG  MALAS

USAHA + TANPA DOA = ORNG YG SOMBONG

owh..tade satu cerita pasal doa jgk...tak berapa ingt kisah die.. tp sy rgkaskn lebih kurng cmnie la ek..

ahmad n Abu bersahabat baek. Dan dorg nie selalu berjemaah di masjid.. dan biase la kn..mesti la berdoa skali..stu hari tu,abu tnye ahmad,ape yg ko doa eik? ahmad pun gtau la yg die berdoa agar anaknye berjya dlm exm yg akn dtg nie..pastu ahmad tnye abu plak..ko doa ape plak? abu jus syp n senyum je..pada hari yg berikutnye,ahmad gtau la abu yg anaknye berjya dgn cemrlng dlm exm bru2 nie..abu jus snyum je.. pd hri yg laen,pas kuar dr msjd ag,abu tnye ahmad..ape ko doakn utk hri nie,then ahmad jwb,aku doakn agar aku d murhkn rzeki...pastu,ahmad tnye abu ape yg ko doakn tdie? abu cm biase jus snyum je...dan cm biase la,ahmad di naekkn pangkt pastu..

dan pd suatu hari,anak abu nie sakit..ahmad bertnye la abu nie..sudahkh ko berdoa..krna setiap doa aku msti akn d kabulkn.. then,abu jwb.. ahmad,ko taw x ape doa aku stiap kali pas solat... aku berdoa agar setiap doa ko akn d makbulkn...

kesimpulnnya...berdoa lah untuk shbt2 anda teman,krna doa seorg insan utk insan yg laen tnpa pengtahuannya amatlah mustajab..bersahabtlh ikhlas krna Allah,bkn untk kpntgn sndri..... =)

sy sayang kamoo,shbt!!

fall for you....

hye..

currently addicted to dis song..

fall for you- secondhand serenade

The best thing about tonight's that we're not fighting

Could it be that we have been this way before

I know you don't think that I am trying

I know you're wearing thin down to the core

But hold your breathe

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don't make me change my mind

Or I wont live to see another day

I swear it's true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Your impossible to find

This is not what I intended

I always swore to you i'd never fall apart

You always thought that I was stronger

I may of failed

But I have loved you from the start

Ohhhh

But hold your breathe

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don't make me change my mind

Or I wont live to see another day

I swear it's true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

It's impossible

So breathe in so deep

Breathe me in

I'm yours to keep

And hold onto your words

Cuz talk is cheap

And remember me tonight

When your asleep

Because tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don't make me change my mind

Or I wont live to see another day

I swear it's true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you

Over again

Don't make me change my mind

Or I wont live to see another day

I swear it's true

Because a girl like you is impossible to find

Your impossible to find

HAWT BABY!!