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Commit fungicide with wild abandon on the damp mushroomy territory of your wife with the new Bosun cream and pessary kit. Simply load the fungi-bomb down the flesh-dispenser and shake vigorously until you explode your load within. Then heat in an oven on gas mark 6 for 25 minutes, baste liberally and disinfect before sending in the fucking clowns. Available from all good branches of Bosun's and Dirtys' Connaught Creme for less than the price of a new woman most excerpts reckon