Dire measure taken off.

wo3 yao4 chong2 chu1 jiang1 hu2...

I AM RESUMING BLOGGING SOON HARHARHAR. I realised blogging makes me happy ^^>

Reflection, and a dire measure.

I bravely told my father about my only-can-enter-ITE results today. I pleaded with him not to tell my mum, he kept silent -_- i'm not going to care about whether he is going to tell on me (tell on me is a wrong phrase i know). My mum has the right to know afterall hahaha i just don't want her to worry excessively. Last year i got 6/100 for first term for f&n, i got the highest in class this time. Achievement is one thing. Usefulness is another. Don't get what i'm implying? Okay see WILL F&N BRING ME FAR IN LIFE? KNS NO (unless i wanna be a nutritionist which is the probability of me going to rjc). IT WILL ONLY AID ME IN BEING A BETTER HOUSEWIFE WHICH IS UTTERLY DISGUSTING SINCE I DON'T EVEN WANNA GET MARRIED SO WHAT'S THE POINT AFTERALL. CAREER WOMAN ALL THE WAY, I DIE ALSO DON'T WANT TO SHARE MY MONEY WITH A MAN. Like my superpal Mary, I am going to close down my blog even though my blog stats are ever so attractive hehehe ^__^. In the end, it all boils down to the level of importance for each activity. I'm not going to sit around and wait for miracles from above, I am going to make miracles happen, in my prelims, in my o's. Thanks Mary for being a good influence. Thanks Mrs Lum for waking me up thoroughly. Thank God for icecream and everything on this earth. I am thankful that i didn't get 6 F9s............. Maybe i should also delete the whole MSN program. No blog, no msn = no reason to use computer (still can read blogs hiak hiak SMACKS SELF). Okay unplug computer for the whole of june holidays, see whether i can last for one month... SO CHALLENGING!!! I LOVE CHALLENGES!!! I wanted to blog about my newly revamped room but i guess not cos i'm simply tired by my nonsensical life.

Kowtow you if you read that blob of verbal diarrheoa, you're officially a true friend HAHA. Anyway i only meant for the bolded parts to be read, not the rest. Goot for you if you read it, you just got to know my life better hip hip hooray! GOODBYE SMELLY POOTATOES. I WILL SEE YOU WHEN I SEE YOU. GAWD THIS IS A TEARY GOODBYE :'( SEE EVEN MY SMILEYS ARE TEARING... EVEN IF IT'S JUST ONE PATHETIC DROP. :'''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''( THERE YOU GO, MANY MANY DROPS (Y).

XOXO FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER AND PERHAPS THE LAST TIME LOL.

Words i can't say, period.

What my mum said to me just now made me feel so GUILT-RIDDEN.

Mum: Is tmr a good day to buy furniture for your room?
Me: *shocked* because i just received atrocious results today...
After 5 minutes.
Me: Err yeah since i'll only start studying in june.

4C1 is gonna receive so much attention from now on la, like only 2 passed or smtg HAHAHA MY CLASS GOT THE WORST RESULTS FOR MATH. We really suck. If there's no improvement for prelims paper, i think we better drink talisman water everyday and wish that we'll get serious chemical rxn poisoning so that we won't be able to take o levels (which also means one whole year of F9s AGAIN HAHA). Okay not funny. Yeah so what if setters are gonna kill us during prelims? THAT WON'T BE A REASON FOR ME TO GET F9 AGAIN OKAY GO MINGZHEN.

Math was one. English was WTHWTHWTHWTHWTHWTH. I got 2-3 grades below of what i'd usually get. Disappointing is an understatement. What's up with my summary, it totally screwed up my marks, coughcough7upon25coughSNEEZE. Nvm the single A1 scorer in the whole level made up for everything HAHAHA. Wahlao she damn shiok can or not.

The points from this TWO SUBS isn't even anywhere near i want to get for my SIX SUBS for o levels. I'm thankful that i have a faith so strong (which even motivates others unknowingly) that prevents me from geting severe depression from such results. Glad i'm optimistic :) nothing's impossible, so what if it's such a big leap from F9 TO A1? IMPOSSIBLE MEH. NO WHAT.

Picked parents up from airport ytd, yay they are back in one piece hahaha. My mum said she CRAWLED up the Great Wall of China LOL, not at the starting la (that will be GILA) but like when the steps got super far apart and steeper. I think i'll start crawling at the very start haha. They bought back many many things for us and duty free chocolates toooooooooooo.

Oh i had a major quarrel with bro on wednesday and i attempted to li2 jia2 chu2 zou3 (run away from home) HAHA BUT I COULDN'T TAKE IT AND WENT HOME AFTER HALF AN HOUR. MY LIFE IS A JOKE EVERYDAY.

Great Singapore Sale start liaos and i've got my money ready. HAHA I SOUND EVER READY TO CHIONG. I'm excited so start revision all over again. I'm excited for tuesday- RECEIVING REST OF THE PAPERS FOR THE WHOLE DAY. If i get A for f&n, i will............ (maybe you should give me ideas on what i should do).

K bye i'll spending the night over at mary's :D maybe not, i feel like sleeping on my smelly bed. Attached to it sia.

And i don't know what is the perfect way to break the news to my parents. Most probably it'll be when i get my report book and need their signature. Yes okay, deal them with one big blow within 10 seconds. It's like instant death rather than slow death HAHA NOT THEIR DEATH... MY DEATH.

She burns like the sun.

Muse lyrics rock leh, lim beh kua liao jin song (HAHA i don't know how to do a direct translation, it'll become incoherent.. aiya it's just a good feeling GOT THAT).

Everyone should just shoot me the question "How's life?" now so i can reply with a beeeeeeeeeeeg smile and say "Life's great!"... so great until i'm living life as if o's have ended HAHA.

Let's take a peek on what i did in school today with recess group. Went through higher chinese mid yrs from 830-1130. OMG I GOT 46/100 AND I'M VERY HAPPY, QUITE CLOSE TO MY C6 HAHAHA. Oh actually i got 46 for all the components.. 46 for compo, letter writing and 46 for main paper, so avg i got 46. Haha sokyi said that it symbolised si3 lu4 yi4 tiao2 wahlao thanks lor.

After checking paper was omg brainless stuff with glyn sok anna and angela. Used library computers till 2 wooooooooh, it was still boring. We bombarded charlottetohshihler's friendster with the same comment using our individual accounts hahahaha "thank God for charlotte". That means she has FIVE of the same comment.

No we didn't do only that -_- why would that take 2 hours since we're fast and efficient human beings, chop chop! We went to do BLOGTHINGS, those useless groundless quizzes haha srsly NEEDED (not wanted) to kill time. Glyn and i also made a supermegaultra big discovery which was very hahahaha. YOUAREBEAUTIFULSOUL GLYNNIS HAHAHAH AND FORMER PL LITE AND SISTER AS DADDY HAHA OKAY IM NOT MAKING SENSE.

While friendster surfing, i asked glyn "Eh did you add her or she add you?". She replied "Oh err i don't know leh but it's either she add me or i add her lor." HAHAHAHA GLYNNIS YOU FARNIE GAL. I asked that question only to get my question answered by my question.... Right leftupdowneverywhere.

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When the clock striked 4 (sorry not 12, i not cinderella), SOUP AND I HAD OUR FIRST TRG AFTER 6687269971515546455464851318585366 SECONDS. WAAAAAA THAT SPELLS EXHILARATING TO THE EXCITING TO THE THRILLING. KJK gave us one table to play by ourselves! His first shot at being cool lol. Not bad la, soup and i managed to hit the damn orange ball across the table hahaha. Okay fine, we had a few impressive rallies :) just hope everything will go well during ac trials on wed.

OH YES SUANN TOLD ME THAT I PUT ON WEIGHT HURHUR STABS SELF WITH FORK. I THOUGHT I COULD BE A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF NO-CCA-BUT-STILL-STAY-IN-HOUR-GLASS-SHAPE BUT NOOOOOOOOOOO, MEI YOU XI WANG LIAO (NO HOPE). Aiya what to expect.. i ate ben and jerry's for breakfast that day, KFC on sunday. Maybe i sit down too much, maybe i should throw away all sofas, beds and chairs in my house (can still sit on tables hawhawhaw, winks).

Nvm larrrrrrrrrrrr as long my brother is fatter than me, i'm fine with anything :) HAHAHAHA. I'm at a loss now. To go or not to go school tmr? Trust me, it's as useless as doing quizzes on BLOGTHINGS haha! BIG SIGH. If i don't go school, i can do many many things like sleeping, napping, resting, dreaming, drooling etc you know!!!! In school only can do one thing- CHINESE. Might as well stay at home and do a minimum of 5 things rather than ONLY ONE in school hahahahaha.

By the way, zoo was fun! I still can't figure out why there was a sudden influx of indian visitors o_o A zoo post will be coming up as soon as i get the pictures from mary who is apparently SICK. (you might as well go see the pictures on her blog) HATE THE PICTURES, FRINGE LOOKS GROSS IN ALL OF THEM!!!!!!!

GET WELL SOON SUPERPAL.

And we will love, hate and die.

Hi i am back from trigger-happy town woooooooooh i've never never never NEVER felt this liberated and shiok. Not even at the end of last year's eoy papers.

I've decided to make my parents get for me nitendo ds lite at the end of the year after o's so that i'll not have any distractions omg i'm so disciplined. Meanwhile i still wanna sell my PINK GAMEBOY SP AND TWO GAMES (MARIO AND POKEMON) FOR FIFTY BUCKS. It's in a really really good condition, i got them tgt for $235 la, don't believe i can show you the receipts. amazon.com is selling for $54 onwards k, see i go with the market price, somemore have casing and 2 games.

Please help me by getting it cos i never wanna see it in my house ever again hahaha.
(SOLD AT 11PM HAWHAWHAW THANK YOU CHARLENEPOHDONGER
I OWE YOU BIGGIE TIMEZ)
Actually i've nothing substantial to blog about. Had great fun with sf and eme today, plus our secret mission to find sf's vest lol. "If we don't find the vest, we're not leaving far east." Ate my oyster mee sua (!!!) and cheese sausage mash potato and a little bit of eme's XL chicken and fried mars bar yumz.

GOT 5 DOLLARS SLIP ONS HAHAHA. WAIT MY FEET CORRODE IN THEM. Even the pencil case i got was more expensive than the slip ons la retarded.

Are my posts really that long and BORING? I know they're long but boring meh, doralynn tan qian wen told me in my face that day and I WAS SO HURT :( HATE YOU DORY FISH IM NEVER GONNA FORGIVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't believe i read your stupid blog when 90% of the time i don't understand anything. Can't understand how can anyone be so emo, must be because never read my blog..............

When great sgp sale arrives, i'm gonna chiong to get my crumpler msgr bag wahhhhhh the feeling is unbearable. Crumpler slings are so overrated that everywhere corner you turn, you see one. Agree? DISGUSTING RIGHT. I've a crumpler sling btw HAHA, but i got mine when it wasn't hot yet :( at least i felt cool and exclusive for a period of time hahaha.

Anyway i deserve a new school bag. Afterall i've been using my ripcurl for 4 years. The sweets that melted in the middle pocket 2 years ago ARE STILL INSIDE. I don't think i've washed the bag before haha and it still smells good, it reeks of SUNBLOCK.

K zooooooooooooooo tmr :D:D:D:D and i'm hungry now, AT 10PM. Should i go to sleep to escape hunger or should i eat eat eat. Day one and i miss my parents. I hope they are enjoying themselves at china :)

Brighter.

I so enjoy liberation right now, even though i've EXCEPTIONALLY A LOT of time to kill, murder, slaughter etc. The drive within me to do well for biochem mcq tmr is overwhelming me hahaha I JUST WENT THROUGH MY FYS/ TYS LA. My motivation is like one week too late. Major lag please.

Maybe because bio paper was crap? Now everyone is relying on chem to score. (told you chem's good!) So i was telling recess group ytd, prelims score full marks for chem and just pass for bio, STILL GET A1 HAHAHA WHO CARES IF IT'S ON THE DOT. Not like you'll know how much your A1's worth during o's.

Comparing chem with bio, chem is reeeeeeeeeally easy to the peasy to study. Bio is omg give up straight away. (MY HOUSE DOWNSTAIRS JUST HAD CAR ACCIDENT AND THE CAR IS ON THE ROAD DIVIDER, THE MIDDLE PAVEMENT OH MANNNN) Heard a loud screeeeech from the brakes and then crash. (boom boom boom boom i want you in my room hahah wth it came into my mind)

I woke up at 4am to study f&n today (ry we're made for each other) which apparently didn't help much during the exam. The exam was rather use-your-own-knowledge type. There was this question "What is unavailable carbohydrates? Give one example and state its uses." I was so x548239 tempted to write down "Carbohydrates that are unavailable" haha because i really don't know what's that and the question speaks for its answer so there. But i didn't la, that'll be totally un-me HAHA. My answer was "Carbohydrates that are in excess" and for the example, i put SOYA BEANS HAHAHA. All because i think i've an affinity with soya beans thus the answer even though it's protein. Soya beans are cute man.

And there was this FIFTEEN MARK question on evaluating the roles of additives in the preservation of food products. How to write 15 marks worth of answers la! Waaaaaaaaaa mrs nair you're too much hahaha. Janice who was doing her POA paper beside me was making so much noise! Like banging her hand on the table and sighing and breathing REALLY LOUDLY haha.

I can't wait to see my horrendous results. Wait till i see my parents's reactions. Just hope geog will save socials's little ass, chem will save bio, and math will save itself by passing. Isn't too high a hope right. I think for L1R5 i'll get >30 how optimistic.

I wanna talk about the day i opened the freezer AND THIS STUPID PACKET OF FLOUR COMMITTED SUICIDE BY JUMPING TO ITS DEATH RESULTING INTO A HUGE EXPLOSION OF ITS BODY PARTS.

If you can't picture it, this is what i mean:

HAHA SPOT MY FOOTPRINTS! THIS PICTURE IS ARTISTIC.

What the fishcake! I wanted to cry because it was as if i'd take 5000 days to clean up the huge mess. Funny how the bottom of the flour packet burst open.

After 5000 days of cleaning up:

SPAN-AND-SPICK. (don't tell me it's spick and span, i like span and spick... your problem? hahaha)

Don't you just love the ancient fridge too. My parents wanted to buy new fridge long ago but guess what, ALL FRIDGES IN PRESENT TIME ARE TOO BIG FOR THE SPACE THE ANCIENT FRIDGE IS IN NOW. Oh well the trusty ancient fridge even broke down last year -_- feign death only. Just die once and for all can or not. I want that fridge that has a lcd/ tv screen on it then i can go kitchen and watch tv.

Friend calls: Eh what are you doing now?
Me says: Oh watching tv in the kitchen lor.

HAHAHAHHAHA COOL HOR COOL HOR. Exams make me go kisiao.

Presenting my no-6pecs-but-still-so-fat BROTHER HO MONGMONG:


SHEREE! DOESN'T THIS REMIND YOU OF KESTER'S SHIRT POCKET FLIPPING INCIDENT?! HAHAHA.

Okay and my brother wanted a shot in being ghostly:


I like my pictures big. Woooooo yay going to the zoooooo with mary eme sf on sunday after church! Josephhomongmong's fetching us there :) Tmr having lunch with priz (she's at camp and we haven't even planned details). My parents are leaving for China tmr cause they're leaving on a jet plane, don't know when they'll be back again HAHA CHANTAL KREVIAZUK. Nah they'll be back next thursday.

Mother left me $$$$$$$ and called me a spoilt brat. WHO ASKED YOU ALL TO LEAVE ME AT THE MOST CRUCIAL PERIOD (AFTER MID YEAR EXAMS)? I have to go daiso soon, need my daiso therapy.

FUN TIME AT EME'S HOUSE LATER YAY SHE JUST CALLED TO TELL ME HER PRELIM CHINESE ORAL ENDED ALR :D triple yay, yay yay yay!

You're my shooting star.

WHY DOES THE MID YEARS FEEL LIKE IT IS NEVER ENDINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (inserts 154856642 more G'S), IT'S AS IF WE'VE NOT BEEN SEEING THE REST OF THE SCHOOL FOR ONE MONTH. Everyday see sec 4s and pl jackets only.

I had mushroom soup for lunch just now and it tasted sourish and it reminded me of acid lol chem has very much impacted me. I thought chem paper was relatively easy leh (i better stop at easy if not wait i do worse than those who thought the paper was difficult), at least it wasn't undo-able like the CT. I still can't believe I COUNTED THE BOTTOM NUMBER (periodic table) FOR MOLECULAR MASS!!! And it wasn't as if i didn't know i had to take the top number.. I took the top numbers for all elements EXCEPT ONE. BLOODY OXYGEN.

I managed to study everything in the end. I started at 12am, slept at 2. Supposed to wake up at 430am, failed. Studied when the amath girls were taking their papers. Had time to go eat canteen food somemoreee shiok seh, i miss the canteen aunties so much :(

Esp drink stall auntie WHO GAVE ME 2 SCOOPS OF SOYA BEAN SYRUP YTD <3!! Hahaha she kinda forgot that she alr poured one scoop of syrup into my cup and she repeated the process again O_O I thought my eyes were playing with my brain, moreover i was feeling conked out and woozy after geog paper so i wasn't sure. It turned out that i was still clear-headed and she did put in two scoops of syrup for me ~~

So theorectically speaking, i had 2 cups of soya bean yesterday. What a treat x) diluted my soya bean with water cooler water lol.

Go everyoneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! 3 days only.

Oh yeah i don't think i've blogged about how much i enjoy sitting right behind. HAVE I? have i? HaVe I? hAvE i? HAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE IIIIIIIIII. OKAY NO. I sit right behind of the hall like right behind right right behind not left behind BUT RIGHT BEHIND, LAST ROWZ. When i lift my head up, i can see all heads down, busily writing away. Scary sia :S But i really like sitting at the back and i don't know why.

I'd love to take a picture of this wonderful sight and keep it as a momento haha. Ask lyndon lim to take for me (Y)(Y).

Escapade.

I do not want to study chem.
Tmr, i will not feel like studying bio.

Maybe it's cause i know that i'm not prepared at all and i've zilch confidence for the paper and studying won't help. CTs went so bad (REALLY REALY BAD) i don't know how to let my parents get to the bottom of it.

So let's talk about my papers (i can't believe i'm such an escapist). Socials was a nightmare, first time in my whole life i gave up during an exam. I just continued doing my SBQ from the first second to the last. I had brain block during English P2 today, i couldn't think of INTERFERENCE and i went to write AFFERENCE wth? (btw there's no such word) I knew i was close to the word but my brain just wouldn't budge. After my afternoon nap today, the word came to my mind. Grammar makes one feel stupid.

Geog funniest. I studied agri and environmental. I so didn't understand what was the agri question talking about, so i went to do manufacturing, a topic on which i never studied before hahahaha. For environmental, she didn't test factors, management or natural resources. She just had to test the ONE THING I DIDN'T STUDY, why am i so unluckyyyyyyy. But then heng heng desertification and global warming came out, and not the clearing of north sea or whatever haha SO THANK GOD. I like environmental. So much better than tourism.

Okay i'm done with my fair share of escaping.
Now it's back to the real world.


Together we're invincible.

A day's gamble.

Life is such a gamble, same sentiments? One clear-cut example is how i gambled by letting ry and eme cut my fringe ytd hahaha IS IT REALLY THAT BAD. Itwillgrowitwillgrow just get used to it. Okay maybe not, since it isn't everyday where you get to see a real life superstar- Rain (many said my new fringe made me look A LOT like him hahahah take it or leave it man).

YESTERDAY BLAKE LEWIS FROM AMERICAN IDOL FREAKING BEATBOXED DURING HIS PERFORMANCE, which i believed got him to the top 4 (phil and chris got out). Now how big a gamble was that. Like who the homongmong will beatbox in AI la. I keep watching the clip over again and i keep getting the same old FEELING. I'm sorry there's no other word to describe the feeling other than orgasmic hahahaha i left all my vocab in my composition and i've got limited words now.


Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel.

Two sides to a gamble, either you reap or you fall short of it. Tomorrow's socials exam, i'm gonna tackle a major gamble. I'm relying on this- God will make a way when there seems to be no way. I need more than a miracle this time. AWAIT MY GOOD NEWS BLOGGY!


This doesn't spell gamble, this is certainty.

An episode of foreshadowing.

Lit exam is in two days time so i'm trying to apply the skills learnt in my life nowwwwww (foreshadowing). Last week brozie got his uni first end year results and he did freaking well, 4As 1B, he went kisiao i tell you (can be evident from sunday's songleading HAHA). I think he chose To God Be The Glory because of his results la! But no one no one no one NOOOO ONEEEEE can sing that song as nice as our school :D we totally pwnx it.

He missed this whole stanza of one song and (OMG IT'S MAY ALR, 12PM THE CHURCH BELL IS RINGING) and chuckled silently on the pulpit hahaha okay that's not my point. My point is that joseph ho mongmong did well for his exams.

Last week again, father got a new car wah shiok seh, 100000 times better than small until cannot small chev aveo, everyday no leg space, end up having pins and needles siah. Hyundai cars always rock shitballs (i don't know why im so incoherent today, TMR IS COMPO EXAM LEH).

Yesterday, mother got promoted O_O

IF THIS ISN'T FORESHADOW THEN WHAT IS IT. Hahahah something good has happened to everyone in the family except me wahlaooooooo but this is good this is good cos this can only mean one thing- THAT I'M GONNA DO WELL FOR MID YEARS ESP MATH. Then againzzzzzz, all good things come to an end (flames to dust, lovers to friends, why do all good things come to an end). Haha! Thanks nelly furtado for reminding moi.

I started socials ytd and i'm moving on to da fish chapter soon hahahaha i rmb complaining about this chapter last year on my blog LIKE WHY THE HELL DO TWO COUNTRIES HAVE TO QUARREL OVER THE DAMN FISH. Sigh but i like this chapter cos it's so lame. Love this chapter and the sri lanka northern ireland one hahaha. I'm dumping merger sep and either diplomacy deterrence or indus development. Wish me luck.

ONE MORE WEEK AND EVERYTHING WILL BE OVER (well not everything, just mid years, good enough). Then it'll be DSA trials, part 2 of room revamping, church camp then zooooom prelims will be coming our way hahahaha. After prelims, o levels then wooooohoo MY BIRTHDAY yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (it makes me so happy thinking about such things ahhhh bliss.)

Back to books.
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Back from studying hahaha. I got so stressed i gave up ss and went to guess the topics that might come out for mid years. And you know usually the topics for mid years and prelims are the teachers' deductions for o levels right. If you've lost the 2006 ss analysis thing, MY BLOG IS DA PLACE TO BE HAHA.

For the record, industrial and population chapters have never come out for o levels. Housing hasn't come out since 2002 and sustaining sg's development hasn't come out since 2003.

I know ms poon is nice and i've this strange feeling sri lanka/ northern ireland will come out with either 2 from the above. Who knows she might just throw in diplomacy deterrence too. Btw indus, edu, population & housing came out for mid years last year. All the sickening s4 topics with the most sickening s3 topic. How evil. I need sri lanka/ northern ireland man.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M DOING THIS, TOO STRESSED TOO STRESSED. GUESSIING THE TOPICS MAKES ME EVEN MORE STRESSED. I DON'T WANT TO STUDY ANYMORE. YAP RUIYI AND EMELINE CHEN SHARE YOUR B&J'S WITH ME.

Because of you by kelly clarkson is playing now. EmoemoemoELMO.

Okay i've decided to drop merger sep, diplomacy deterrence and sustaining sg's development. It isn't too big a risk RIGHT, dropping 3/9 chapters, i just need 1/6 chapters to come out! K i'll just leave things there. Only such a thing happens when there is far too much stuff to memorise at the last minute.