A new crime craze has swept Northern Ireland. Graceless gangs of thieves have been using stolen diggers to smash and grab entire cash machines from unsuspecting buildings bringing a whole new meaning to the term 'hole in the wall'. But they've been sloppy in their disposal of the evidence.
'The remains of two ATMs have been found by police in County Fermanagh.'
Lads! You had a feckin' digger at your disposal. It doesn't get any easier to bury the incriminating remains.
Not sure how the PSNI will put an end to this spate, but next time you need to get some cash out make sure nobody can see your PIN number as you tap it in, check that the machine hasn't been tampered with and look over your shoulder for bloody big juggernauts wielding shovels.
This has been a CSNI public service announcement.
