Obama Wants It All...

...Because its all about HIM.
This is NOT a joke:

"Obama Event Registry

Got a birthday, anniversary, or wedding coming up?

"Let your friends know how important this election is to you—register with Obama 2012, and ask for a donation in lieu of a gift. It’s a great way to support the President on your big day. Plus, it’s a gift that we can all appreciate—and goes a lot further than a gravy bowl.

"Setting up and sharing your registry page is easy—so get started today."