Hibernation and Quantum Physics???

Where to start. Well I guess I should thank Miss Ruby for making me come outta my hibernation. Ruby seems to have caught on to a Parallel Universe where I am a Model. I knew I had it in me-- but it took that picture and my reading up on Quantum Physics and the Many Worlds Theory to realize that really is me in that ad!! I don't know how to explain it to my parents-- they just wont understand-- I guess in small in words like- woof and argggg and awrrrrwwrr. Well maybe that last one was a little to big for them.
I would love to have pics in this post, however my dad is out of town and has the camera and my mom can't find the old one. Maybe later this week it will 'show up'.
So... I should also apologize to all my fellow dogg bloggers-- I haven't read a post in over a month! So I have lots to catch up on. I heard there was even a Wedding!!! So I promise I will spend lots of time reading everyone's great wordly exploits.

Bernard

Chilli's Adoption Day Pawty Pics!!!

Well, as every d-o-gg knows I love documenting a good pawty--puparazzi style of course. I had never met Chilli before, but I must say she throws a great party. So here are the photos from a great party, for a great pup, in a great location. Most pups came dressed but later went nekkid!! So I can only post the photos i took from earlier in the evening.
A great photo, before the volley ball pit, mai tai's and craziness

Joey and some great wine-- I didn't know he was a Merlot man!

Bella throwing us the seductive moves--impressive

Boys taking a break from the Volleyball action!

Who knew Tanner had a body-- guess its true about doofus syndrome...no brains equals braun, hehe

Eye Candy courtesy of our dog girls and our hamster friend Girl Girl--we can tell you've been workin out on your 'treadmill'!

A little sail around the water to relax and drink some Mai Tai's-- where are the girls?
The hostess with the mostess (he he) and Ruby our pilot extraordinaire--ok boys- down!

A shout out goes to Ruby for flying those of us needing to travel on Air Ruby!! I wish I could post more-- but as you can see from the last photo-- there wasn't much clothing and it was nekkid all around!

Bernard

More 007 Pawty pics at Simba's

Update: More pictures of last nights festivities at Simba's 007 Pawty

Wally and Stan from the Republic of Gooberstan
Amber doing the oh so seductive-- over the shoulder stare!

I have more I wanted to post--but my mom said we would get in BIG trouble..I guess there was wayyy more debauchery than even Ruby remembered!!!! Maybe I can hire Joe Francis of Girls Gone Wild to publish some of them, he he!!!!

Bernoober

Simba's 007 Pawty Pics

So I am sur eeveryone is Dying to see the pics from Simba's slammin 007 pawty!!! I have exclusive photos from the evening (before it's even over)--these are HOT off the presses my doggs

Here is Ruby Bleu, myself and Suki--I am surrounded by such lovely ladies!!!!

Ok, now hopefully this next one won't upset Balboa too much as it is a pic of Fig and Simba!!!

Here 's (l to r) Fig, Suki, Ruby, me, Boo and Tadpole..oh and Tanner in the wayyyy back! I'm not sure when we all changed clothes, but I am sure theere is a good story behind that one,lol.

Ok, I hope that was enough to tease you all and make all the doggs jealous who didn't go to Simba's ragin pawty... more pics after some more tini's

Bernard

Another fantasy...

This fantasy just proves how ready I am for Simba's 007 house pawty-- whatcha think Ruby??**whoot whoot**

Things I like....

So I have been tagged by Ruby to answer 5 questions about what I like.

1.- Where is your favorite place to sleep?

Well,I have many, depending on what time of the day it is....my internal clock is amazing my mom says.

After I wake up, I like to sleep on my mom's lap with one of my stuffed animals in my mouth:

If it is later in the day I like to lay at the end of the couch facing the front door:

If its after dinner, I am usually on the floor (on the rug of course) facing the front door.

If it is late at night, I reserve right to lay anywhere of the above.

If its bed time, and I am no keeping dad up with my snoring, then its right next to mom so she is enchilada'd between me and Six.

2.- Is there a specific trick your humans make you do to get treats?

I get a treat EVERYTIME i come inside from going potties. They are soo dumb that even when i don't go potties i still get a treat.They are wising up--so I don't know how much longer I can go in and out and still get treats.

3.- If you could spend an entire day doing anything at all with anyone what would do and with whom?

Well I would have to split my time evenly with my parents and have family time.

With my mom i would :run on the treadmill with her, help her make dinner *wink*, play tug o war

With my dad i would: go for a really fast car ride, play 'red light', have him play 'dead dog'

Family time would consist of snuggling on the couch and bed, chasing Six and Munch and getting to try their food, DOG PARK, watching The Dog Whisperer and Bull Riding

4.- What is your favorite toy?

Well this would have been WAYYYYYY easier before the CUZ-- but now I am very torn. I plead the 5th.

5.- If you could change one thing in your life, what would it be?

In keeping with Ruby's theme--definitely the Bee Sting incident

So now I get to tag 3 doggs-hmm... how about my new friend's Coco and Casper and Kaui

We have created a monster!!

Note: this is from Bernard's mom

Well, we have created a monster. We have had the treadmill less than a week and Bernard is addicted. I did not think it was possible but Bernard is addicted to the treadmill. If I go into the office and turn it on, he jumps on and waits for me to start it 'rolling'. He has learned to maintain a pretty good clip. It was quite cute watching him over the last couple days. However--today when I tried to get on to run (hey, I do need to get more use outta this thing than my dog)-- he jumped on and was angry I was on there with him. He started biting at me-- so i jumped off-- and he just went--went for almost 1/2 mile. Any time i tried jumping on, he got angry. Then I turned up the speed enough he had to pay attention and concentrate--and he trotted right next to me. However, I really needed to run, and that would be waaaay to fast for him. Now imagine --I had to put him in his crate--where he CRIED LOUDLY and was beside himself. Can I really have a dog that's obsessed? He was hysterical the entire time i was on there-- which mind you wasn't that long--I only did 2 miles for Pete's sake. I now have to figure out how I am going to use my own treadmill and not have an upset dog, lol.



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So here is my unveiling of my new toy from Ruby. Isn't my new frog handsome!!He is my new friend and I have to bring him everywhere i go in the house! So far he seems pretty indestructible and should be an eternal living frog--unlike the ones i kill in the backyard during 'Frog Hunting' hours--he he.
So, as my mom mentioned above I am obsessed with her new treadmill. I have her working on a n updated video-- showing off my expert skills I have acquired in the last week!

Stay tuned!!!!!


Bernard from Bernizzleland

Today starts the Tour my doggs!!!!

So.... there is much excitement in the house today. The Tour de France has started. This means our channel is locked on VS channel-- and each stage of the day is on a loop--24 hours a day (and recorded)---believe me, if you didn't like cycling-- having it force fed like this makes you like it. There is no escape. Except---- when dads gone : ) It used to be dad picked Floyd and mom Levi--but I guess dad needs a new rider. Seems this year he is pulling for "The Green Bullet"(Alejandro Valverde) and mom is stickin with Levi.
I am sure my other dog friends Cipo, Dash, Bella, and Batman are also all excitedly watching. These are my cycling friends--my dads team mates doggies-- who are at the races too. Here we are at Conquer the Canyons-- in the team motorhome.





As you can see, they are all great looking Italian Greyhounds--and Cipo is named after Italian Cyclist Mario Cippolini. I could get a fat complex being around all of these skinny hyperactive pups--but I am secure-- I know I am built for power not speed. I tried to hump them and I noticed I could crush their little bones if I was too rough-- who wants to be built so fragile? It has been a while since I have seen them and I can't wait to see them again. I am hoping maybe they will start blogging to-- I know, I know-- we haven't been doing this very long-- and mom wasn't letting me post as much as I wanted to because of that evil PS3-- but we've crossed that bridge-- and every dogg has been so great on here!!!

Which reminds me-- I met a new doggie that is the CUTEST and she is new to blogging. Her name is Kassi. Isn't she adorable-- and it seems her mom is as crafty as Ruby's mommie. Please go and say hi and make her as welcome as you guys made me!!!! I know she would love some attention : )

Oh and I want to thank Balboa, Ruby and my human auntie Leslie-- for donating to FBRN and helping Churchill!!!! We love guys for helping and YOU ROCK!!!!

Bye for now--
Bernard