Playing DOOM

The truth behind the Legion of Doom!!!

Ugly Costumes 101

There are so many things wrong with this costume that I don’t know where to begin. First of all, the entire layout is awful. Next, who thought of combining green, blue, red and purple into one costume? No wonder he’s Grim! He’s been on Blackwell’s Worst-Dressed-List for years!!!

Time Limit

Yeah, 24 hours. That should you give you just enough time to suffer, since I know you won’t try to stop the bomb or escape.

Since Smythe obviously had Spider-man at his power long enough to put on the explosive bracelet, why not just use a gun?

Stop me before I waltz again!!!

“Just wait until I make them all sing karaoke!”

I think I’m still amazed that any spaceship has a ray to make animals dance at all! I just don’t know whether to file this under “Stupid Pet Tricks” or to find out if “Fido Dancing With The Stars” is a new reality show.

Arnim Zola, Pimp Daddy

Hmmm...Purple outfit, providing females for others...Arnim Zola, you are under arrest for procurement for prostution! (You just KNOW that there’s a pinkie ring under those purple gloves!)

Stupid & Happy

Frankly, I think that I work in a place where being stupid is a job requirement!

Life is beautiful under my control!

Somehow, having an evil magician from ancient Egypt bragging that ‘Life will be beautiful’ sounds more like an opening to a musical montage rather than a plot of world domination!

Lex Luthor is gay!!!

Not to mention the fact that he is proud! Superboy was obviously homophobic at this stage of his career, and he was trying to change Lex. Lex realized that the teen of steel was actually protesting too much!

And now, as a bonus, here is a parody of the wedding of Reed and Sue Richards of the Fantastic Four.

Gang fashion

Forget guns and other weapons. What really puts fear in the hearts of men is a yellow sweater!
I think that the Joker was on vacation this week and Two-Face was on a double date, so Batman and Robin had to take what villains that they could get.

A Leg's Man

In this panel from an issue of Batman, we see several criminals who are out to steal from Batman.

However, how can ANY criminal who goes by the nickname of 'Legs' get any kind of respect? And just how did he get that nickname in the first place? It isn't mentioned in the story, so I guess we might never know. But could it be that what he REALLY wanted to steal from Batman was a pair of those nice form-fitting tights?