ROAR.

I wanted England to win.
Roar.
The final score was 3-1 to Portugal in a penalty shoot-out.

So, Mr Bechkam starts and he's a midfielder on the right flank.
But the Engrishmen are scoring towards my left,
so if you visualize the screen, Backham is on the far side of the field.
Okay, nehmind, can see tiny glimpses of his golden-blond hair.

Half-time Nil-Nil.
The players switch sides.
Now, the tea-drinking men are scoring towards my right,
and that can only mean one thing:
Mr Posh Spice is berybery close to the screen, no?
Because their right flank is now the side the cameraman is on.
Yessssah!

AND THEN WITHIN MINUTES SVEN GORAN ERIKSSON SUBS BACKHEM OUT!
WHY?!!?!?!??!?!?!!
sigh.
He walks away dejectedly from the field,
and the cameraman catches a frame of him with his head in his hands, and his shoulders shaking a tiny bit. To all out there who think only boys cry.. Take a chill pill! This may possibly be the man's last World Cup!

Ahurhur, perhaps what Jian Kuang said was right.
England should have learnt how Germany won their penalty shoot-out.
The Germans triumphed 4-2 over the Argentinians.


Why didn't the Engrishmen injure Portugal's main goalkeeper?!