Every
year in the Illinois General Assembly manages to bring about a bill or two that
gets a lot of attention just because the idea being espoused is so
knuckleheaded and absurd that we know it’s going nowhere.
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Not a ringing endorsement for Ill. flagship |
This
year, it seems the nonsense bill in question is one based upon the idea that
Illinois needs to improve its educational opportunities for students by getting
another of its public universities into the Big Ten.
AS
IF WE don’t suffer enough by seeing Fighting Illini and Wildcats sports teams
get their behinds kicked by Michigan, Ohio State and Indiana, state
representatives Michael Connelly, R-Lisle, and Matt Murphy, R-Palatine, somehow
think that having the Illinois State Redbirds or the Cougars of Southern
Illinois-Edwardsville in the mix will bolster things.
This
is just ridiculous on so many levels. But let’s take the key point that
Connelly made in talking to the Chicago Sun-Times about this issue. “”Big Ten,’
to me, means a top state school. There’s a lot of pride in that. The Big Ten
has a cachet and a record of higher academic and athletic excellence.”
Now
I’m not looking to go on a diatribe against the University of Illinois. I have
known many people (including my brother, Chris) who were educated there. It’s a
fine place. But that statement from Connelly is just a bunch of hooey!
The
reason some people choose to attend universities elsewhere is because they have
achieved such standards and reputations that those top students want to
challenge themselves (either that, or they have “legacy” connections that get
them in).
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MURPHY: Placing too much faith... |
WE
ALL KNOW it’s not 100 percent accurate to recall Tom Cruise’s “Joel” character
from “Risky Business” and his reaction to learning he probably wasn’t going to
be accepted to Princeton. But the Urbana-Champaign campus doesn’t really get
bonus points academically because it’s in the Big Ten conference.
And
the Big Ten sure doesn’t get much respect athletically when compared to the
other major conferences that comprise the world of NCAA Division I sports.
Somehow,
I suspect some alum of an SEC school is laughing his behind off at the thought
of the Big Ten being elite. Then again, some of those alums may not be literate
enough to read this commentary, so who knows how they will react. And as for
the Ivy League types, their snootiness lets me easily disregard them.
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CONNELLY: ... in Big Ten label? |
I
just think that some people are equating an athletic conference with way too
much significance. And in the case of the Big Ten, it doesn’t help that their
latest expansion efforts have been to get into the big media markets. That is,
if you think of Rutgers as New York-area and Maryland as Washington, D.C.
THE
ONLY WAY I could see the Big Ten wanting a third Illinois-based academic
institution is if it would put them in Chicago proper (Northwestern University
is, after all, based in suburban Evanston). I just can’t see them caring about
Normal, Ill., or suburban St. Louis (as in Edwardsville). And don’t even bring
up the main campus in Carbondale – a place so isolated physically it makes
Champaign seem cosmopolitan.
Besides,
what does any of this have to do with academics? Connelly and Murphy say their
concern is that University of Illinois standards have become too high and many
students get rejected.
How
about working on ways to bolster the level of the other state-funded public universities?
Which has nothing to do with the Big Ten label.
There’s
also the fact that Connelly and Murphy think that students rejected by Illinois
are going to other states, and not coming back. Yet how often do we hear about
University of Michigan (or other Midwestern university) alumni who beehive it
straight for Chicago once they graduate?
SO
WHAT COULD this all mean? Probably nothing. The bill that already has made it
through a state Senate committee calls for a commission to spend a year
studying the issue – if it even gets approved. Nobody is bound to do anything.
Which
means we’re not likely to ever see anything actually happen with this. Not even
a return of the one Chicago university that actually has a Big Ten history.
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The Stagg Field of old (and its Big Ten memories) are long gone from Hyde Park neighborhood campus. Illustration provided by Chuckman Chicago Nostalgia. |
Restore
the Chicago Maroons to the athletic conference for the first time since the late
1930s? I doubt it, largely because university officials themselves would see
the Big Ten as a hindrance to their academic mission!
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