P.S. I Love You, My Dearest

虽然最近过得很忙碌，但能够说是忙得很开心吧。除了忙于自己的社交活动以外，大部分份的时间与重心都是放在家庭上。

从新布置了居住的环境，为了就是迎接新生命。还好现在是放假期间，不然我都不知怎么handle 这么多突如其来的事件。老实说，到现在还是不习惯自己的新身份。现在才知道很多事情都不知道应该怎么做，因为自己都没有 experience。现在只好东听听西听听，一边学习一边 "execute"。

BB很爱睡。出身之后，BB不是吃、大小解、偶尔睁开眼睛看看眼前的世界以外，其余的时间就是睡。不知宝宝们都是这样的呢？还是BB也遗传我 baby 时爱睡的个性。天气那么热，BB 还能睡得那么熟，真是服了他。

最近的天气那么的炎热，再加上流感的侵袭，自己真的很怕BB会染上病菌。If anything happen to BB，most likely 自己会很茫然 or even 崩溃 lor。BB 一生病的话，痛虽然在他身上，但自己也会身心疲惫。So... bless BB that he will always be strong and healthy.

Lastly, I think condoms make much better balloons. So, my piece of advice is simple. Never trust condoms for birth control.





BB，你一定要健康长大哦！我也会身心健康，陪你一起成长，让你的生命不会寂寞。





骗你们的啦！我对"生BB"这种事很保守的OK?！哪里会那么容易去制造人。Anyway，在家忙着"美白"的我，没有空 for BB(意思是闲得很)。 所以leh，以上的故事纯属虚构，我不是BB的Daddy。But BB是真的，他不是 DollDoll Hor!)

Let it be (1)

Having shifted to AMK for 2 years, I started to wonder how I actually tolerate the "on of a kind" neighbours and even up till now.

Case no.1
There lives an old granny on the same level as I am. The unit she stays is about 5 units away from mine. Every night when the clock strikes at 1am (plus/minus), this old granny started to scream and shout like nobody business. As the sentences she shouted mostly end with "Ch** Bye", it was as if the whole company of neighbour is to be assembled at the void deck in the shortest possible time. However, as the time goes by, we started to ignore her "command".

Case no.2
If you have people like Fish Leung staying at the opposite block, no matter how late it is, your mindset is most likely to be "ouwww~ continue singing please~" However, i'm destined not to have people like Leung as my neighbour. Every weekend, from 2.30 to about 4am, the 丹田 auntie at her kitchen, started singing oldies in a "walkman low batt" tone (out of tune) . Our blocks are actually quite far apart, as they are seperated by quite a huge carpark. "Fortunately", I'm still able to hear her clearly from my room. So! can ya imagine how good her 丹田 is?!

Case no.3
During the "performances" of the 丹田 auntie, I believe some beings are attracted to her "unique" way of interpreting the song. For example, my neighbour's (upstairs) dog. That holly hyper active shit is such kind of audience. When it is awake, it started to run across the room. It's footsteps is so annoying and scary that ya thought some unknown forces walked across your ceiling. Not only that, it will also drag it's plastic bowl around as if children are playing 家家酒 in the middle of the night.

Case no.4... 5... 6...

erm... Finally finished entertaining my neighbours. Shall continue other cases on another day.


Yawnzzz. Good night people, good night xiaoming. hmm... No! should be good morning.

一切完美...错了吗？

好啦！我的曾经消失，就是为了去疗伤。我承认我有去整容。可以了吧~ 家境都已经没以前那么富裕了，还去作这些物质上的东西。我就是个败家子，怎么样？

当自己的堂哥表弟们个个都长得接近完美，自己却长得那副模样。我都怀疑父母是不是为了生儿子才在街边抱回来，或者是抱错了婴儿。婴儿时期的我也曾被爷爷嫌弃鼻梁太扁。所以，去整容为了就是能够参与“王子”们的聚会，不行吗？

为什么一定要往别人的伤口洒盐？难到改变外貌，为了让自己长得好看，是种错、是种罪吗？

大家都认为 <<丑小鸭变天鹅>> 是个很立志的故事，一个附有永不言败精神的故事。但，把它转移到现实世界里，换来的却是议论纷纷。这不是很可笑吗？所以，不曾当过丑小鸭的人，根本就很难去理解丑小鸭的痛楚。

读者，如果你认为外表不算什么，内在的美才最重要，那你就大错特错！活在现今的社会里，有谁不是 "外貌" 俱乐部的会员？一些偶像还说什么“外貌不重要，重要的是那颗心”。好啊！那为什么不去跟脸毁容或奇丑无比的胖子结婚呢？他们的心也是很善良啊?！这些人，等真的遇到时，才东躲西闪，然后说一大堆屁话，说是什么“疯狂粉丝”。 而 Susan Boyle 也是另一个证明 majority 都是 "外貌" 俱乐部的好例子。当她站在台上说自己将演唱 i dreamed a dream 时，几乎所有观众都是带着异样的眼光看她，把她当成一个笑话。herh！

还活在 "外在是其次" 世界里的朋友们，醒醒吧！当外在没有 "基本" 的水准，谁还会想了解你的内在。或许这种人真的存在。但，是少之又少。

PS：其实，momo 真的没有整容啦，整了应该会更好看吧? hmm... 我要去打 collagen!!!

曖昧(Comp. science version)

这是有关于 programmers 心声的一首歌。词不是我写的，但无意中让我碰到。真的是笑到~






使徒(D)让人受尽委屈
(DEBUG* resulted in sufferings and hardships for the programmers)
找不到避讳的真谛
(can't find a way to avoid it)
徊圈不会停 又弄到当机
(the LOOP* goes continuously, causes the computer to hang)
连debug都没有勇气
(have no more confidence to solve the BUGS*)


只能死撑到这里
(I have already reach my limit)
还是有些error不行
(but there are still errors yet to be solved)
测试没反应
(no visible results after the testing)
整个Orz
("knelt down" in the whole process)
上传就要截止的前夕
(on the eve of due date for uploading the CODES*)
到底该不该放弃
(caught in the dilemma of whether to give up)
想很久要不要抄袭
(have considered whether should I copy)
我很不愿意
(not willing to do so)
也开始怀疑
(and i started to question myself)
眼前的 0 是不是我逃不了的宿命
(am i predestine not to achieve anything in my codes)


使徒让人受尽委屈
("DEBUG" resulted in sufferings and hardships for the programmers)
找不到指标的意义
(can't find the aim of objectives)
当我一 "执行"
(when the program is executed)
就出现讯息
(a message is displayed) -
“本程式即将要关闭”
(error message: XXX has encountered a problem and needs to close....)


老师让人变得crazy
(lecturer drives us mad)
热血的心已被浇熄
(the passion in my heart dies off)
无奈我自己
(have no choice)
写不出subroutine
(unable to write a SUBROUTINE*)
放compile的warning 停在code里
(in the codes, i placed a warning message that is useful for compiling)


上机考试 有够刺激
(test for programming is thrilling)
整整四小时的拼命
(exerting the utmost strength for a total of 4 hours)
考前没信心
(having no confidence before the test)
考后快葛屁
(nearly fainted after the test)
想撞墙却没有力气
(have the urge to commit suicide, but i do not have the energy)


程式设计让人哭泣
("program design" make people cry)
我真的不想被"二一"
(i do not want to be dropped out)
现在才努力 来不来得及
(is it still possible for me to put in hard work now?)
还是准备从考比较实际
(think it is more practical for me to re-sit)



*DEBUG: to find and remove errors (bugs) from the program
*BUG: error
*LOOP: the act of executing the same set of codes continuously
*SUBROUTINE: a section of a program that performs a particular task

真正的灰姑娘

Yeah man！灰姑娘的故事本来就该是这样嘛。像这种附有血腥、暴力、奸情、复仇的灰姑娘才符合故事剧情。什么屁 "弟弟尼"， 把灰姑娘写得那么 fairy tale like 。光良唱得真对。童话里都是骗人的！


想想看...
一个死去妈妈的女孩，在父亲从婚后，竟然被当成佣人来使唤。你难道不会想对付那两个不中用的 step sister、那自以为是的 step mother、还有窝囊废的 father 吗？Please lor！ 如果让你逮到成为凤凰的机会，而你还不报复的话，你根本就不是人。做神吧你~


momo 认为 "弟弟尼" 的灰姑娘应该从新命名，应该把它改为 <<灰如来>>。 哇哈哈哈哈哈哈！

我们一起来炒饭吧

I was having some thoughts and something crosses my mind.


What if one day, I have the opportunity to own a programmed robot who has absolute love and perfect "outer casing". What would I feel? Hmmm.... Ok! she may be my ideal girlfriend/wife (and I can even save a lot on all the unnecessary expenses. LOL), but she is still a metallic soulless thing. Well, just have to accept the fact that everything has it pros and cons.


BTW, did anyone watched the 绝对男友 that was aired on Channel U. Don't ya find it weird that the robotic boyfriend keep repeating 我们一起来炒饭吧！I just can't imagine how a robot and a human can fry the rice together. Is so... ... ...

outrageous!

Eh... This post sounds very absurd, as the purpose of it is to hope that mobile subscriber of 97XXXX00 can get to see this. Occasionally, I may only reply to messages like... 1 day later? But! I never know that there are people that took outrageous time for replying to SMS.


Miss Yijia!!! Please check your... D..... D..... DAMN PHONE!!! 3 messages sent on different timing of different day, and I've yet to receive any reply. It can't be SMS get LOST in the mobile network. 1 more day and if I still yet to receive anything, there GOES the BIG DAY dinning.

GRrrRRRrr!!!!!

是巧合还是 (一)

以下所发生的事件，不知是巧合还是...?


某天当自己在沉睡之时，就作了这么一个梦。梦里有位人士，通红的双眼，一直盯视着我。某某只记得他最后的一句话是 " i want you...." 之后，自己就被吓醒了。隔天，本人在某个纪录片节目里得知了这么一个很惊人的讯息。某位研究神鬼的西方学者在节目里说到 "吸血鬼似其他的鬼魂，而它的特点就在于那红色的双眼" 当学者说到这是，自己楞住了。都不知道是惊还是喜，这种 "不知道是不是真的东西" 都让我遇到。


离奇的是，没过多久，朋友曾笑说 “嘿嘿！你做了什么，颈项有 "strawberry" 哦... hahahaha!”吓都快吓死了！自己其实都不知道颈项的那 patch 东西是怎么来的，而且到现在都还没 recover。如果要说是因为电影 Twilight 的关系，而日有所思夜有所梦，那你就错了！


因为我根本 没看、没读也没很期待它，这哪来的日有所思夜有所梦呢？


Hmmm... 不可能是小明的杰作！

长大后你就会明白...

小时候常，渴望自己能够快快长大。希望各天起床就能变成大人，了解或做些大人们所说的“长大你就会知道了啦！”之类的事。也之所以这样，自己常常被大人们的 "花言巧语" (吃下它，你就可以快高长大) 给蒙骗。就这样，自己成了家里的一个 recycle bin。曾经一度爆肥，肥得已能和猪八戒称兄道弟了。小时候，总觉得大人的世界应该很多姿多彩。而外面的世界，应该很美丽。但现在长大后，才发现小时候所感悟的美丽根本不存在。这世界的美丽根本不存在着？又或者是我们在美丽之外，因自己接触了丑陋的事件，才对美丽产生了怀疑？


渐渐的，终于明白大人们为什么常说：“长大后你就会明白了”。或许这一切都是要亲生体会，又或许是大人们不想毁灭孩子理想中的大人世界吧。


Hai~ 现在真希望时间能够放慢，或者别再长了。真后悔当时有那“快快长大”的愿望与渴望。

娘娘驾到!

哈哈哈... <<康熙>> never failed to entertain me！


一个比较女性化的男人... 叫着 ‘娘’

两个比较女性化的男人... 叫着 ‘娘娘’

两个以上比较女性化的男人... 那叫着 ‘娘儿们’

我真的是新加坡人

Hor!在新加坡成长了这么多年，真的是白活了！作晚在电梯与一位陌生邻居交谈，他说...

Neighbour: you dun look like singaporean, where are you from?
Momo: errr.... I'm actually a singaporean
Neighbour: really?
Momo: ahha... Ya! *他还在怀疑吗？*

就连住我隔壁的邻居也曾经以为我是从印尼移民过来的。哀！不知为了什么，自poly开始就常被人认为我不是这小红点的一份子。在poly华乐的期间，就有人误以为我是中国人。

对方: 你看起来不像本地人，但口音又听不出是什么地区的。你到底是来自哪个省份？
Momo: huh?我是在新加坡长大的。
对方: 那你应该不是在这里出生的吧？
Momo: 我真的是新加坡人啦～
对方: 真的？
Momo:是！是！


后来呢？又有人认为我是马来西亚人。

对方: hey! 你是马国人啊？
Momo: err... 从哪里看得出来哦？
对方: 你的脸就写着"马来西亚"四个字。
Momo: 长得像...就是马国人meh?
对方: 而且你时不时就有马国腔。
Momo: 我真的是新加坡人！


后来momo在某年与兵营的朋友到香港去旅游，又有类似事件。在我们那伙人里，只有 momo 是会说广东话，所以常常得充当翻译员的角色。某天...

(以下的对话本是广东话)
Momo: 小姐～再便宜点ler～
小姐: 靓仔！已经很便宜loh。
Momo: 靓女！ (momo 杀出去了，因为对方也没说实话。我这副脸还靓仔？) 就再算便宜点ler，我们有几个人同你买wor...
小姐: 好啦～最底线了。不能再杀了！
Momo: 多谢！
小姐: 听你的口音应该不是香港人，是从泰国来这里旅游的吗？
Momo: 泰国？不是啦～我是新加坡人。
小姐: 新加坡人会说广东话？
Momo: 有，但是不是很多...

现在就读的这间学校(sim)又有人认为我是外国人。就连印尼同学也以为我是印尼人。而有的认为我是马来?西亚人。天啊！怎么回事啊？