Fred Exploded

As you can see Fred from down the hall from me had too much to eat last Monday at the Old Country Buffet. We went together to out eat all of the fat senior citizens who went to eat two days worth of food. I had some delicious roast beef, a mountian of mashed potatoes topped with tator tots along with a hearty helping of gravy. Fred on the other hand said he was going to have one of everything, which he did. He started out with the fried chicken then went on to the pizza, ham, roast beef, potatoes(tator tots, fries, mashed, baked and garlic) and what he called the best salsbury steak ever. After eating the main course he sat for five minute then said, "I've gotta get some ice cream." So off he went to the ice cream machine. I was only expecting him to come back with a dish of ice cream since he ate so much but no, he came back with a bowl full of ice cream another plate with brownies and also had one of the workers carry back two plates one with a piece of rubarb pie and the other with lemon pie. Fred was acting fine when we got back to the apartment when all of a sudden he jumped up and started screaming, ahahahahah, really loud then exploded. A piece of roast beef landed on my face and all I could do was laugh even though I knew Fred had died from eating so much. I will always remember that night and refuse to eat at Old Country Buffet because I now believe they are trying to make people over eat to explode and die.