Quote of the Day (Janeane Garofalo, on Stairmaster, Her Idea of Hell)

“When you die, apparently, some people believe that your hell is whatever your mind’s-eye idea of hell is. Unfortunately, I’ve come face to face with what mine is, all right? I’m going to be sentenced to the Stairmaster ring of Dante’s Inferno, where I have to get on a Stairmaster and they’re going to tape my feet to the pedals. And the only music I get is Michael Bolton, karaoke-style from a drunken secretary on Margarita Night.”—Stand-up comedian and actress Janeane Garofalo, from Comedy Central, 1993 appearance

The image accompanying this post shows Ms. Garofalo at the world premiere of Bad Parents at the Montclair Film Festival, taken Oct. 3, 2012, by Edwin Torres.