1858. parkour. invented by ancient french adulterers to get the fuck out of the scene of crime.

1704. revelation of the day: we're all getters.

get up. get dressed. get to work. get shit done. get out. get some chow. get home. get some sleep. get to repeat it all over again tomorrow.

ps: sometimes you get lucky, sometimes you dont. sometimes you get laid, sometimes you dont. get paid. get your bills through the mail. get pissed the bills went up. get to the SAM machine and pay those jerks. sometimes you get let down, sometimes you dont. sometimes you get praised, sometimes you dont.

0210. nothing feels worse than looking bad in front of your peers, especially when you flock amongst brilliant minds.

0402. life is never complicated, really. it's simply about one's perspectives.

well, at least on hindsight.

0139. the workweek are like difficult women.

there's monday and her blues.

there's tuesday and she's a drag.

there's the midweek and she's a nag.

there's thursday and her turmoils.

then there's friday, a good half of her playing hard to get.

with so many obstacles along the way, she doesnt come easy. you've gotta earn it.

have you earned your friday?

0414. you know how somedays, you just wake up in the middle of the night and just let your mind fill itself up with how wonderful your better half is?

yea, tonight is such a night.

aight, back to bed!

0221. you'd think lies distorts perspective. but lying is vital to maintain any solid foundation; without lies injected at crucial points, everything would crumble down to nothingness. most people won't risk that, hence they lie.

what's strange is how truth distorts perspective. how shedding light on certain issues exposes the nakedness and vulnerability of fact. like deers caught in the headlight of an oncoming vehicle.

so morale of the story - it's all about how you mix some lies into truth, and stir some fact into fiction.

never linger in the lies. never hunger for the truth.

just touch and go. and be satisfied.

0134. i haven't wrote here with that official and emo tone in a long while. i dont owe anyone an explanation but i guess it's because life has been rather... fair to me these days. fair to me in more ways than i will bother to describe.

but i still often wonder about how we are everything and nothing at the same time. how one life isnt really just ONE LIFE due to its interaction with so many networks of people, events, incidents... and ultimately memories and moments. we can be everything to one and nothing to another.

everything and nothing at the same time.

i dont know about you, but this fascinates me to no end. sometimes i keep awake at night, tossing around my bed thinking about such things that layman will consider as daydreaming. sometimes i just keep the thoughts going, how all these can be translated to something useful in our daily lives.

but more times than not, these ponderings remain enigmatic and elusive to the use of normal human minds.

not that im abnormal, im perfectly normal.

at least i think.

0121. i have a kick ass job.

ps: i didn't say who is kicking whose ass.

pps: in it, i often get my ass kicked.

ppps: very much.

pppps: lez, shut up.

2053. last weekend was rather happening to me. i did things that would, probably, change my life from this point onwards.

1) opened a spending account so i now have a savings account. from now, i can practise the principle of "paying myself first".

2) finally applied for a debit card. online movie booking and internet shopping, here i come!

3) applied for internet banking too. time to save the trees and avoid that pesky, attention whore of a bank passbook.

4) made up my mind to abandon m1. after so many years of abusing me and making me pay for incoming calls, it's only right that i switch ISP! not before calling 1627 and messing with the poor operator. lol.

5) bought an iPhone with hub and jumped onto the smartphone bandwagon. im loving surf anywhere, anytime. very convenient.

6) and lastly, made my first ever sushi in my life. which tasted good too!

0127. had my haircut for the first time in a while last saturday. turned out to be a refreshing punk rock mohawk hairdo which is quite not very me.

but why do i sound so calm when i usually detest having my hair chopped?

because there is NOTHING i could do when the shaver goes down onto my head. no ctrl+z button for real life stuff. cant ctrl+v my fallen hair back from the ground. no close and do not save.

and no turning back for waltzing into the hairdresser's arrogantly saying, "surprise me."

0212. in the midst of being busy with my life. regardless, it has been enjoyable.

yesterday, miss octopus and i did random things. i was pleased and genuinely surprised that she was spontaneous. i like that a lot. it opens new horizons for the both of us. im glad i still can learn new things about her 17.5 months into the relationship. we're growing stronger together.

today, two friends and i went places and shot random stuff with our cameras. again, a spontaneous and wonderful event. fruitful too. we went around shooting, chilled and drank tea. even though the weather was rather merciless, the company and activity was excellent.

so what's up tomorrow? it's monday. a work day in the office that can suck it and die and i wouldn't give a shit about, really.

15 more days to closure and it's toodles to y'all!

with that said, im off to bed.

0229. the nonchalant waitress replies to her customer's query, "sorry, we dont serve hot cakes with lukewarm jaguar blood and fresh bat guano. can i get you a mcmuffin instead?"

"bummer," says the ancient sacrificial totem.

0232. when one or more of the following things happen to your life, you begin to blog lesser:

1) being tired from work, leaving no space for creativity at home
2) microblogging, the lazy man's answer to macroblogging (as such, this post)
3) returning to an old hobby of reading, mostly fiction
4) enriching my emotional and psychological state of mind by being an active participant in the social circles and relationships around me
5) and overall, spending less time with this dreaded machine

weekdays are filled from head to toe with, for the lack of a better word, shit. to earn that measly payroll i have to push pen, paper and keyboard buttons. boring stuff, really. kills all, whatever, any passion or interest i would have had outside of school in the past.

doesnt matter to me, it's things like these that will ultimately keeps me out of focus. which is bad. so im quite really better off without them; film making, amateur photography and all that juju.

weekends are packed, usually, with saturdays spent on forging stronger bonds with my loved ones and sundays on resting so i can tackle an entire work week of work. i just hope i have more time over the rest periods to brighten up the people whom i love, to encourage them and urge them along the upcoming week.

because the feeling would be mutual. i would be stirred and psyched to face a brand new week of challenges.

life might have become a systematic cycle, but i am approximately at least 500% happier than i used to be.

dont really got plans, but at least things are fine the way they are now. there will be better days ahead, i foresee.

so, please, let the mayans be retarded and wrong. the world wont end at 2012. if it did, i'll be sad.

cos i wont even reach the fabled age of 30 (where i have previously decided it would be my limit) yet.

0032. it's ironic how some things that are essential to life will one day kill us too. like oxygen and the sun.

if only life isnt as complicated. but then again, it would be less than interesting, wont it?

0032. my mother never fails to surprise me.

oh man. the fire was interrupted BIG TIME.

thanks ma. really.

0048. so h1n1 cases are on the rise. k decided to search for PPCs (pandemic preparedness clinics) through moh's site. here goes the msn convo.

kenophobic says (12:36 AM):
moh use street directory
IAWИOH says (12:37 AM):
lmao
kenophobic says (12:37 AM):
instead of gothere.sg
http://www.street-directory.com/hpb.ppc/
IAWИOH says (12:37 AM):
i clicked boon lay
kenophobic says (12:38 AM):
how many u have?
IAWИOH says (12:38 AM):
and i got a very very despairing result
"Sorry, there is no clinic found from your search criteria."
so we're screwed?
lol!
kenophobic says (12:38 AM):
U SURE?
IAWИOH says (12:38 AM):
yea
u try boon lay
kenophobic says (12:39 AM):
EH REALLY LEI

and so, dear folks from boon lay, if the pandemic hits, we're all fucked.

or so i thought.

later, k found out there were 10 in jurong west, an area closer to me. compared to his 6 in marine parade.

ok saved! =D

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hell yea. courtesy of microsoft paint cos my adobe photoshop died on me T_T