Truman Bentley Jr. 3219 Carden Drive Columbus, GA 31907-2143 USA
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Went to McD's the other day...ordered a Big Mac.
went to a table , started eating it , after a bite or two , I saw a large brown hair eminating from it .....Took the Big Mac up to the Store Mgr who was up front at the time. He was a young dude, less that 30, appeared clean cut......showed him the sandwich and said " Look at this . I should get a free one for eating or maybe eating someone's hair. Then, he said back to me..." Well, I would have given you a free Big Mac, but since you asked for one, I am not going to "....Phuck ! I didn't beleive what I heard....asked him to repeat what he said ....he said the same exact thing to me......
Well. I told him to shove his Big Mac up his skinny ass sideways and give me my money back, He did, no problem . However, I did call his District Mgr from the Store. He wasn't in. Later , at home I got a call from her and she apoligiized up and down for this incident and said she would be sending me a whole bunch of coupons in the mail to make up for this .....
Today , I got them and holly hell......I can be eating at McDs like 2 or 3 times a week till the end of the year and it won't be costing me a cent...........did she really send me the freebies....I got to tell you ......and all for one little hair.....he he he ........love it .....he he he ........
Charleston art galleries seeth with the paintings of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. who is better than everybody's MOTHER. Truman is a REAL MOTHER. Not a wanna be MOTHER.
Famous empath Deanna Troi is Truman Bentley Jr's great grandmother. Genetic traces of empathy cause Truman to erupt in fits of rage and shame, and he rants about the poor little matchstick girl freezing outside the window. This is my theory. He is like an anti-Semite with Jewish ancestry, but in Truman's case, the impurity is empathy, which can join us in spirit with unfortunate souls, making it difficult to fully enjoy the chablis.
There shall be more Newsletters devoted to THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL, for she is the vast populace of PROOF of god's SID NATURE from the cartoon comprooter film TOY STORY. God is love and his love is putting FRANKENSTEIN torture attributes on all the toys because it is his divine will nature. If he wants a dolly with an arm for a head he wills it to be. For THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS is planet earth and GOD SID screams FEED ME SEYMOUR! God is the humour of the baby born with no eyes. God's will is eternal damnation. He created hell to put all the butterflies he has pulled the wings from. God created HELL to put all the people HE don't like so HE can torture them for eternity. HE created Satan to blame it all on too. Because GOD can do everything and is always GOOD and ALWAYS RIGHT.
TRUMAN has the same empathy like GOD. Right? Like god's empathy which is GOOD? God created a baby with flipper arms. GOD is good. GOD creates and decides empathy. GOD created LOBSTER BOY FLIPPER ARMS OF BABIES BORN WITH NO EYES. Whatever GOD says, does is GOOD. After all GOD created HELL to send those who HE don't like who are WRONG. GOD decides GOOD and RIGHT and WRONG. That is why he built the eternal concentration camp called HELL where HE puts all who are WRONG and deserve to go there.
The difference between Truman and others is this. Everybody wears a good guy badge. All empathy. But the moment an innocent falls in the rapids they all stand there saving their own hide. While Truman jumps in and drowns responding. Really? Maybe. Maybe not. But the subconscious controls THE THUNDER DOME.
Have you ever researched the influence of religion and it's effect on psychology? Religions were all designed by misogynist men. They all create the illusion that God is a male, therefore it is more common for men to believe they're "Godlike". Religion also pressures women into shame and feelings of inferiority. If they are devout believers, they might feel it is their duty to become subservient, and it is the man's duty to take the role of dictator. Religion breeds mental illness and perpetuates this sickness and dysfunction of humanity. I would bet that in countries where women have the least rights, the number of men with NPD and codependent women sky rockets. For people who believe in God, they need to stop calling God a "He". If there is a God, he doesn't have a penis, or any human genitalia. This will never ever stop until people stop believing ancient books that make no sense that were written by people with problems.
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect me. We're going to float down the strawberry river on innertubes, then, he's going to tickle me and take me on his back and fwy into the sky to find the pic of destiny so we can write some tasty jams together and rock out while we're sitting on top of the fluffy clouds. My harp strings will be made of the hairs of 73 hairs from virgin boy buttcracks weaved together by tiny fairies and I will play the most beautiful music for all the unicorns and leprachauns that live in the forest. :)
Ok Billy and Ray , Wanna Get Involved In Tossing Words Into the Tray ?
Oh Nooooo , Him No Write Like Us , He Must Ride Little Bus , We Be Kings Holding Down the Fort ,We Call Our C astle .
The Biggest Blunder is To Speak In Thunder and Place Your Label On Anothers Table !
Oh Noooo Such Mental In Stability , Skip a Space and Lead the Blind Into Space !
They Read the Words , Mix Them With Their Turds and Wonder Why It Tastes Like Crap ?
Ha Ha Ha , I Showed My Pa and He Laughed So Hard , He Asked ; Who Is the Retard ?
Waaaaiiit a Minute , a Retard is Twice the Tard Because Re Means Play It Again Sam .
Mental Midgets Grab Their Widgets and Think Their Perception Defines the Words Running In Herds !
If This , That , and Another Thing , Spring Into Action , Which One Will Grab Your Attraction ?
Some See an Analogy and Are Paddling a Inner Tube Out to Catch the Fish In the Sea and When They Catch the Fish , It Swallows Their Inner Tubed Perceptions and Thus They Call the Whale Crazy !
Who the Fuck Took the Inner Tube to Catch a Whales Tale ?
That One Crazy Moe Foe and Mighty Quick to Post Slow , Onto This Show !
Him No Talk Like Us , Make Us Mad and Fuss , We Attack His Spin and Display What We Be Within !
You Trolls Trolling In Your Inner Tubes are In Need Of A Great Big Lube , So Unbolt Your Nuts and Start Training Your Butts !
This was awesome! I started listening to it and about ~15 minutes in I started to get "tired" and was ready to go to sleep. I then leaned my head back to where the wall it. My head went through the wall.. or at least where it was suppose to be. My upper half was floating in nothingness as I just put it through where the wall was suppose to be. I quickly sat up just to notice I was sitting in avoid.. nothing there.. just laying in nothing. I then realized I was dreaming and had a pretty god damn good time!
I NEVER WATCH TV NEWS It's not news, it's entertainment EVERY SECOND of television news is scripted to curdle your blood, raise your ire, titillate you, dramatize, cloud your thinking, YANK YOUR CHAIN NEIL POSTMAN WAS RIGHT The only salvation for your brain is a THOROUGH STUDY and practiced DEPROGRAMMING through the POWER OF GENERAL SEMANTICS
Hi so me and my friends really like sloths and we are looking to rent a sloth for tonight. Please contact if you have a sloth and are willing to let us have it for tonight. Thank you.
You need a ride and have little or no gas money? I am willing to trade a ride for adult activities. Men, women or couple. Ride should be within 4 hours of Albany. Maybe more depending on time I have available. If you have to ask what are adult activities then maybe I may not be able to help. Respond with "RIDE" in subject line.
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others." -Harry Anslinger, America's first drug czar, in 1937
people who get foodstamps and live off ssi checks. They cannot live independently or support themselves because they are either lazy or just plain stupid. They will never be able to afford the luxuries other people do. Like a nice car or house. They usually grew up this way and its passed down from generation to generation. They like to get angry at people with money and opportunities. Poor people live off mac n cheese and kool aid Rich eat Lobsters and go to the finest restaraunts.
Poor people dont drive or drive a jalopy. Rich people drive Mercedes BMW's and Lexus.
Poor people usually have lived their lives in sub standard conditions. Rich people usually either were born into money or came into it and can afford to live wherever they choose.
Poor people have nothing in the bank. They make under 20 g a year and rich people make 100'000's to millions.
I find myself naked and blindfolded on all fours, elbows and knees. I'm tethered in place by a thick collar around my neck, my elbows and knees are spread and tied into place, my bare ass high in the air, my boobs hang freely. I feel the tickle of your fingers tracing the curve of my ass, followed by the sharp slapping spank on each ass cheek. Your fingers wander through my moist pussy. I feel you firmly attach a clamp on my clit. The clamp has a little bell, a cow bell, at the end that jingles when you slap my pussy and ass, which you do a few of times, just to hear the jingle. Your hands massage down my back and slide around to my dangling tits. You firmly caress and massage them down towards the nipple in a milking motion. After you do this several times you alternate the left then the right breast. Now you grab my nipples and milk them too, as if you are milking a little cow. After a few minutes you hear a soft moan escape from my lips. You attach milking cups to my breasts and turn on a milking machine. You start on a soft suction and slowly turn it up over a few minutes. While the machine is milking my breasts you spank my ass until it is glowing red and my pussy is dripping wet. By now your cock is rock hard, you are behind me and ready to thrust into my eager...........
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Went to McD's the other day...ordered a Big Mac.
went to a table , started eating it , after a bite or two , I saw a large brown hair eminating from it .....Took the Big Mac up to the Store Mgr who was up front at the time. He was a young dude, less that 30, appeared clean cut......showed him the sandwich and said " Look at this . I should get a free one for eating or maybe eating someone's hair. Then, he said back to me..." Well, I would have given you a free Big Mac, but since you asked for one, I am not going to "....Phuck ! I didn't beleive what I heard....asked him to repeat what he said ....he said the same exact thing to me......
Well. I told him to shove his Big Mac up his skinny ass sideways and give me my money back, He did, no problem . However, I did call his District Mgr from the Store. He wasn't in. Later , at home I got a call from her and she apoligiized up and down for this incident and said she would be sending me a whole bunch of coupons in the mail to make up for this .....
Today , I got them and holly hell......I can be eating at McDs like 2 or 3 times a week till the end of the year and it won't be costing me a cent...........did she really send me the freebies....I got to tell you ......and all for one little hair.....he he he ........love it .....he he he ........
Truman has disciples NOT friends.
Lots of Goon footage filmed in Charleston.
Charleston art galleries seeth with the paintings of TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. who is better than everybody's MOTHER. Truman is a REAL MOTHER. Not a wanna be MOTHER.
Attention god believers. Your god slipped on a banana peel and broke his LIES. So TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is here to teach you the WAY!
GOD is the root of all evil.
Anyone reading this who loves god is wrong. God is wrong. God is proof of mental illness. God is a disease. God is not good. And god is not god.
Only TRUMAN BENTLEY JR. is allowed to paint art and people praise and clap at seeing his creations. Everyone else are riff raff.
This is real art and all these people are artists.
Holy chong ling! Tuna sweat! Open your ham wallet and sing! Global warming is TOTALLY AWESOME!!!
Have guests over for your Super Bowl party where drinks flow....and this stylish futon so they can sleep over, too!
Black futon frame accommodates 600 lbs., black cushion seating, plus two exotic print covers.
Frame is PERFECT - no nicks, dings, or scratches.
Futons open from a couch position to a full-size bed.
Look in FURNITURE for sale to see photos.
You pick-up. We don't deliver.
You think that the 49ers are gonna win the SOOPUH BOLE?
Bro I was so Rosetta stoned while listening to my Spanish recording last night.
Famous empath Deanna Troi is Truman Bentley Jr's great grandmother. Genetic traces of empathy cause Truman to erupt in fits of rage and shame, and he rants about the poor little matchstick girl freezing outside the window. This is my theory. He is like an anti-Semite with Jewish ancestry, but in Truman's case, the impurity is empathy, which can join us in spirit with unfortunate souls, making it difficult to fully enjoy the chablis.
There shall be more Newsletters devoted to THE LITTLE MATCH GIRL, for she is the vast populace of PROOF of god's SID NATURE from the cartoon comprooter film TOY STORY. God is love and his love is putting FRANKENSTEIN torture attributes on all the toys because it is his divine will nature. If he wants a dolly with an arm for a head he wills it to be. For THE LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS is planet earth and GOD SID screams FEED ME SEYMOUR! God is the humour of the baby born with no eyes. God's will is eternal damnation. He created hell to put all the butterflies he has pulled the wings from. God created HELL to put all the people HE don't like so HE can torture them for eternity. HE created Satan to blame it all on too. Because GOD can do everything and is always GOOD and ALWAYS RIGHT.
TRUMAN has the same empathy like GOD. Right? Like god's empathy which is GOOD? God created a baby with flipper arms. GOD is good. GOD creates and decides empathy. GOD created LOBSTER BOY FLIPPER ARMS OF BABIES BORN WITH NO EYES. Whatever GOD says, does is GOOD. After all GOD created HELL to send those who HE don't like who are WRONG. GOD decides GOOD and RIGHT and WRONG. That is why he built the eternal concentration camp called HELL where HE puts all who are WRONG and deserve to go there.
The Empathy for CFW's is found in the Hentai Rubbuh Soot glide shimmy friction on the frootron.
The difference between Truman and others is this. Everybody wears a good guy badge. All empathy. But the moment an innocent falls in the rapids they all stand there saving their own hide. While Truman jumps in and drowns responding. Really? Maybe. Maybe not. But the subconscious controls THE THUNDER DOME.
I love using adderral while listening to The Final Countdown by Europe! It gets me so pumped!
Have you ever researched the influence of religion and it's effect on psychology? Religions were all designed by misogynist men. They all create the illusion that God is a male, therefore it is more common for men to believe they're "Godlike". Religion also pressures women into shame and feelings of inferiority. If they are devout believers, they might feel it is their duty to become subservient, and it is the man's duty to take the role of dictator. Religion breeds mental illness and perpetuates this sickness and dysfunction of humanity. I would bet that in countries where women have the least rights, the number of men with NPD and codependent women sky rockets. For people who believe in God, they need to stop calling God a "He". If there is a God, he doesn't have a penis, or any human genitalia. This will never ever stop until people stop believing ancient books that make no sense that were written by people with problems.
Sasquatch is my daddy and he's going to protect me. We're going to float down the strawberry river on innertubes, then, he's going to tickle me and take me on his back and fwy into the sky to find the pic of destiny so we can write some tasty jams together and rock out while we're sitting on top of the fluffy clouds. My harp strings will be made of the hairs of 73 hairs from virgin boy buttcracks weaved together by tiny fairies and I will play the most beautiful music for all the unicorns and leprachauns that live in the forest. :)
Ok Billy and Ray , Wanna Get Involved In Tossing Words Into the Tray ?
Oh Nooooo , Him No Write Like Us , He Must Ride Little Bus , We Be Kings Holding Down the Fort ,We Call Our C astle .
The Biggest Blunder is To Speak In Thunder and Place Your Label On Anothers Table !
Oh Noooo Such Mental In Stability , Skip a Space and Lead the Blind Into Space !
They Read the Words , Mix Them With Their Turds and Wonder Why It Tastes Like Crap ?
Ha Ha Ha , I Showed My Pa and He Laughed So Hard , He Asked ; Who Is the Retard ?
Waaaaiiit a Minute , a Retard is Twice the Tard Because Re Means Play It Again Sam .
Mental Midgets Grab Their Widgets and Think Their Perception Defines the Words Running In Herds !
If This , That , and Another Thing , Spring Into Action , Which One Will Grab Your Attraction ?
Some See an Analogy and Are Paddling a Inner Tube Out to Catch the Fish In the Sea and When They Catch the Fish , It Swallows Their Inner Tubed Perceptions and Thus They Call the Whale Crazy !
Who the Fuck Took the Inner Tube to Catch a Whales Tale ?
That One Crazy Moe Foe and Mighty Quick to Post Slow , Onto This Show !
Him No Talk Like Us , Make Us Mad and Fuss , We Attack His Spin and Display What We Be Within !
You Trolls Trolling In Your Inner Tubes are In Need Of A Great Big Lube , So Unbolt Your Nuts and Start Training Your Butts !
Meaning , Please Respond To My Magic Wand !
This was awesome! I started listening to it and about ~15 minutes in I started to get "tired" and was ready to go to sleep. I then leaned my head back to where the wall it. My head went through the wall.. or at least where it was suppose to be. My upper half was floating in nothingness as I just put it through where the wall was suppose to be. I quickly sat up just to notice I was sitting in avoid.. nothing there.. just laying in nothing. I then realized I was dreaming and had a pretty god damn good time!
I NEVER WATCH TV NEWS
It's not news, it's entertainment
EVERY SECOND of television news is scripted to curdle your blood, raise your ire, titillate you, dramatize, cloud your thinking, YANK YOUR CHAIN
NEIL POSTMAN WAS RIGHT
The only salvation for your brain is a THOROUGH STUDY and practiced DEPROGRAMMING through the POWER OF GENERAL SEMANTICS
Hi so me and my friends really like sloths and we are looking to rent a sloth for tonight. Please contact if you have a sloth and are willing to let us have it for tonight. Thank you.
You need a ride and have little or no gas money?
I am willing to trade a ride for adult activities.
Men, women or couple.
Ride should be within 4 hours of Albany. Maybe more depending on time I have available.
If you have to ask what are adult activities then maybe I may not be able to help.
Respond with "RIDE" in subject line.
"There are 100,000 total marijuana smokers in the US, and most are Negroes, Hispanics, Filipinos and entertainers. Their Satanic music, jazz and swing, result from marijuana usage. This marijuana causes white women to seek sexual relations with Negroes, entertainers and any others."
-Harry Anslinger, America's first drug czar, in 1937
people who get foodstamps and live off ssi checks. They cannot live independently or support themselves because they are either lazy or just plain stupid. They will never be able to afford the luxuries other people do. Like a nice car or house. They usually grew up this way and its passed down from generation to generation. They like to get angry at people with money and opportunities.
Poor people live off mac n cheese and kool aid
Rich eat Lobsters and go to the finest restaraunts.
Poor people dont drive or drive a jalopy.
Rich people drive Mercedes BMW's and Lexus.
Poor people usually have lived their lives in sub standard conditions.
Rich people usually either were born into money or came into it and can afford to live wherever they choose.
Poor people have nothing in the bank. They make under 20 g a year and rich people make 100'000's to millions.
I find myself naked and blindfolded on all fours, elbows and knees. I'm tethered in place by a thick collar around my neck, my elbows and knees are spread and tied into place, my bare ass high in the air, my boobs hang freely. I feel the tickle of your fingers tracing the curve of my ass, followed by the sharp slapping spank on each ass cheek. Your fingers wander through my moist pussy. I feel you firmly attach a clamp on my clit. The clamp has a little bell, a cow bell, at the end that jingles when you slap my pussy and ass, which you do a few of times, just to hear the jingle. Your hands massage down my back and slide around to my dangling tits. You firmly caress and massage them down towards the nipple in a milking motion. After you do this several times you alternate the left then the right breast. Now you grab my nipples and milk them too, as if you are milking a little cow. After a few minutes you hear a soft moan escape from my lips. You attach milking cups to my breasts and turn on a milking machine. You start on a soft suction and slowly turn it up over a few minutes. While the machine is milking my breasts you spank my ass until it is glowing red and my pussy is dripping wet. By now your cock is rock hard, you are behind me and ready to thrust into my eager...........
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