Land Ho! It’s October 12!

Um.  No, that is not a gangsta instruction for a woman flying a hang-glider.

Although it could be.

I don’t know why but even though it’s been going around for a while, this card just gives me the giggles.

Arrr…

 

Avast, ye landlubbering scum buckets!  It be the best holiday of the year!

September 19.

Arrrrr.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhh……

 

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harrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhh

gggggaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

Yeah.  And that’s a Strawberry Thief satchel.

Dr. Martens is pure, horrific evil. 

SOMEBODY SEND ME LOTS OF MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!

Oops.   See?  Evil.