Showing posts with label FAQ. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FAQ. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Another clarification...

As I've stated here before, perhaps not clearly enough, I am not here looking for offers for sexual meetings. I will not now, nor will I ever say yes to these advances. This includes offers for cyber sex, phone sex, virtual sex, imaginary sex, real sex, fake sex, cam sex, and anything else you can dream up. If you only know me from my blog, there will be no sex in any way, shape, or form, so please don't bring it up as it will only make me angry. Just stop.

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Q&A

I've been chatting on yahoo this morning and I've gotten quite a few questions that i think need to be addressed.

Q: Is M into creampies?
A: No. I mean, he doesn't mind them, but he doesn't want me to go out and get filled so that he can eat it when I get home.

Q: Is M a "cuck"?
A: Fuck no! We have a healthy, open relationship. We both love to hear about the other's sexual adventures.

Q: Do you ever use condoms?
A: No. I hate condoms. I hate the feel and smell of them. I can count on one hand the number of times I've used one, and I haven't used one since I was 18.

Q: How old were you when you first fucked?
A: I was 14. It was fantastic, and I was instantly addicted. M was my first, and I still love fucking him as much now as I did then.

Q: Are you real or fiction?
A: This is all me. My life. The way I live. Nothing made up.

Q: Why "straight...ish"?
A: Because even though I mostly fuck guys, every once in a great while I like a bit of pussy.

Q: Why are you a bitch?
A: Because I can be.

Q: Why don't you like text-speak, it's just chat?
A: It gives me a headache to decipher it, and it is really that much harder to type whole words? And because I'm a bitch.

Q: Are the pictures really you?
A: The profile picture, and the picture with the blue thong are both me. Others elsewhere in the blog are not, unless otherwise noted.

Q: Do you accept solicitations from fans? For money?
Fuck off. No and no.