tolong jangan baca entri ni sambil makan....

Seorang lelaki pergi ke sebuah restoan dan memesan semangkuk sup.Kemudian seorang pelayan datang membawa sup tersebut dengan jarinya tercelup di dalam sup tersebut, tetapi lelaki tersebut mengabaikan perkara tersebut.

Pelayan tersebut bertanya “Adakah tuan mahu memesan apa-apa lagi?. Kami ada daging panggang yang sangat enak hari ini”
“Macam sedap, baiklah saya mahu memesan daging penaggang tersebut”. Kata lelaki tersebut.
Kemudian pelayan tersebut membawa daging panggang tersebut, tetapi jarinya diletakkan di dalam daging tersebut. Lelaki tersebut menjadi sangat marah tetapi masih lagi dapat mengawal perasaan marahnya.

“Adakah tuan mahu memesan pai epal?” Tanya pelayan tersebut.
“Baiklah” Kata lelaki tersebut. Kemudian pelayan tersebut membawa pai epal tersebut dan kali ini jarinya dicucukkan ke dalam pai epal tersebut. Perasaan marah lelaki itu semakin membuak-buak.

“Adakah tuan mahu kopi?” tanya pelayan tersebut dan lelaki itu hanya menganggukkan kepalanya. Kemudian pelayan tersebut membawa secawan kopi dan jarinya di dalam kopi tersebut. Kali ini lelaki tersebut tidak dapat menahan lagi kemarahannya.

“Apa yang kau buat ni?!! Setiap kali kau bawak makanan, mesti jari kau di dalam makanan tu.!!” Marah lelaki tersebut.

“Maafkan saya tuan, jari saya ni ada penyakit dan doktor menyuruh saya sentiasa meletakkan jari saya ini ke dalam sesuatu yang panas dan lembab.” Jawab pelayan tersebut.

“Habis tu, kenapa tak letak je dalam lubang punggung kau?!!!”. Marah lelaki tersebut.

“Habis tu, mana tuan fikir saya letakkan jari saya tu masa di dapur?” Jawab pelayan tersebut.

“!@&*$^^%@*&%”

Update!!

Walaupn masing skang tgh bz pasal final champions league, cmana Ferguson nak atasi kehandalan pasukan Barcalona, namun ini adalah berita terbaru aku dapat ............

here's some news for those interested, there will be a Success Training Seminar (STS) in ipoh. our special guest is, John Van Uden an ex-personal trainer in Hollywood bfore joining Herbalife. here a sneak peak of his life:

He is a privete personal trainer before knowing what herbalife is, then agreeing to try the product on a bet they would do nothing for him, 7 days later he felt an amazing change of energy........

here the info about the event:

Place: Syuen Hotel, Ipoh

Time:11.00 Herbalief Oppurtunity Meeting (free for all)

           1.00pm - 6pm STS (rm30)

if u are really interest, then please contact me.....:)

Here is another news, herbalife have get the coverage of UK Mens Fitness Magazine....heheheh..... so fo those who have the chance to read it, please read page 130 this month issue....heheh....

adiosa!!!

Conspiracy about the world.... and what shocking me is warren buffet is one of them!!!

salam,

i have accidently found a few pages about illuminati, the organisation thats tries to take over the world. then one that promoting liberalisation n globalisation. actually its been told that they are the one that can make up or down a country is.....

here a few click to read ......

the bilderberg conference

the rise of illuminati

here an info about pirste that they hate sooo much!!.....

and here  about al-gore sea water level

adios and have a thinking day!!!

Glory MU...hehehe

MU menang lagi....

and LOSERFOOLS keep on dreaming.....

here a footage from tukar tiub,

Sesiapa yang tinggal dalam kota Kuala Lumpur sila pergi dan lihat wilayah Pantai Dalam. Lihat dan saksikan bom jangka yang sedang terpasang. Rumah rumah sempit. Keluarga besar. Hidup berhimpit-himpit. Padat dengan masalah sosial. Inilah ghetto dan inilah slum moden yang wujud di sekitar kota kita.

Persoalan timbul: Kenapa ketika rumah mereka didirikan tidak dibuat untuk keselesaan. Kenapa tidak dibuat tiga atau empat bilik, ada balcony dan ada taman rehat. Ada keselesaan untuk hidup. Kenapa orang miskin ini terus dimiskinkan. Kenapa ini lakukan ini terhadap orang miskin. Apakah nilai hidup mereka rendah sekali maka mereka dikandangkan seperti babi.

want to know more and i bet you love it when you read it!!! go here===>click here

Untuk Yang Nak Join

Please tell me for those who wanted to go :)

Super Herbalife Opportunity Meeting

Speaker Profile of Chairman’s Club Member

John Tartol

Life hasn't always been so dramatically successful for the Tartols, but their road to prosperity did begin with Herbalife. In 1981,

after working eight different jobs in 10 months, Lori was ready for a serious career-one in which she could invest her time and

energy. She first learned of Herbalife by attending a meeting conducted by Doug Stuntz, President's Team. "Everything sounded

too good to be true," recalls Lori. "Here was a dynamic product line, a fantastic marketing plan and no boss.

“At the time, John, her fiancé, was a musician who was bartending to make ends meet financially. Fed up with the musician's

lifestyle and the meager income it offered, John joined Lori and together they eagerly pursued the Herbalife opportunity. Learning

from Herbalife's most committed Distributors, they worked with tremendous diligence and persistence. "We're extremely pleased

with the rapidly developing leadership within our organization," John adds. "It's great to see so many of our 'old timers' becoming

major successes!"

Date: Thursday, 7th May 2009,

Time: 8:00PM – 10:00PM

Venue: Sabah Room, Basement II, Shangri-La Hotel

Language: English

(Mandarin and Bahasa Malaysia translations available)

Qualification: Open to All.

Ticket Price:FREE - Strictly for Distributor with Guests

Distributor without Guest :

: RM25.00 Per Ticket At Door SKU# D332

Call me: 012-6118984