August 2nd, 2007
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The Announcement
I have a normal practice. I treat people who have problems with their drinking, with depression, with the way that they’re seeing the world. I help them get through that, and try to steer them to a better view of life. I’ve been doing it for about 15 years now, and I like my work. I think that I’m making a difference, and I think that I’m helping people.
I live in a medium-sized town in Texas, a couple hundred thousand people. Not East Podunk, but not New York City. People are fairly polite, pretty nice, but they can get into bad situations, and they need someone who can talk to them, and give them advice. I’m not the only psychiatrist, but I care about my patients, and I see to it that they get only the best from me.
I want to make it perfectly clear from the outset that I am not a crusader for pseudoscience. I am grounded in science, in the real world, in my relationships within my community. I do not look for outlandish explanations to people’s problems, I don’t believe in regressive hypnotherapy, I don’t believe in past lives. Or, at least I didn’t.
There was a very hot summer, a couple of years ago, that I noticed a large upsurge in patients. I don’t know, maybe there was something about the heat that was just setting everyone on edge. Many of my long-time clients were feeling anxious, most of my new clients seemed to be of the violent sort, and I was beginning to think that maybe I should find another line of work or else retire. You get those thoughts, sometimes. You can’t help them. Psychiatrists are weighed down with a lot of cares, and if they don’t have a good therapist of their own to talk to, it can be very hard to carry on.
So, it was a terrible summer, and my professional life wasn’t giving me any satisfaction. I was thinking of taking a vacation, but with the upsurge in business, I didn’t think that I could abandon anyone for my own selfish desire to sit on a beach with my wife and sip Margaritas. I was feeling stressful, and needed a rest, so I took a day off. It’s nice to be able to play hooky for a little while. I cancelled all my appointments, painfully in some cases, and I took a drive to Austin for a long weekend with Francine, my lovely bride.
It was sheer heaven. Austin, if you’ve never been, is an oasis of goofiness in the vast desert of Texas’ sanity. There are people there who could make you believe the Sixties never ended, and that they never began. It appeals to the conservative and the liberal. A fascinating city for people-watchers like myself, and a wonderful opportunity to catch up on culture for Francine.
“Tom,” she said to me as we drove down Highway 79 towards that lovely Mecca, “when we get there, can we stop at the Whole Foods on Lamar? We can get some of their fresh fruit, a little bread, some wine and cheese, and have a nice little picnic down in Zilker Park.” She laid her hand across my shoulder and gently massaged. “Wouldn’t that be romantic? You and me, a blanket, all-natural… and au natural later on, if you want.” Her hand slid down my arm and gave my thigh a squeeze, very close to my favorite spot for her to squeeze.
“That sounds wonderful.” I glanced at her smiling face, then turned back to the road. “Maybe we can find one of those nice secluded spots on the rock island.”
Her head leaned over and rested on my shoulder. Her short black hair had a lovely scent of jasmine and rosemary, and I breathed it in. My wife can be positively intoxicating at times. I had been missing moments like this for almost a year. That can place a strain on any marriage, but Francine had been very understanding, thank god.
We had reached the stretch of road outside of Hutto that is almost nothing but farmland when I saw a man on the side of the road. There was nothing to block my view of him, so I was able to observe him from a couple of miles away. He was only wearing shorts, nothing unusual in the Texas summer, but he didn’t seem to be either jogging or hitching. He seemed to be stumbling.
“Francine, does that man look all right?” We were about to pass him, so she shaded her eyes and squinted to get a better look. I slowed down some, but we still shot past at a good clip.
Francine’s gasp made me slow down almost to a stop. “Jesus, Tom, that man has some kind of head wound.” My foot hit the brake and I swerved onto the shoulder, then started backing up, watching the man grow increasingly larger in my rearview mirror.
He was a man of average size, blond hair, skin reddened by exposure to the sun, and he was a mass of bruises. His nose and lower face were covered in blood, and his eyes were glazed over. As soon as we were within ten feet of him, I stopped the car and ran out to him.
He didn’t react to me at all. I grabbed him by the arm and looked into his eyes, and they were almost fully dilated. That meant that he was probably blinded by the bright sunlight all around us. “Sir, can you understand me?” His face turned to me, but it remained expressionless. “I’m a doctor. I’m going to help you, get you to a hospital. Can you understand?” He made no sound, and I was beginning to think that he must have been severely concussed by whatever had happened to him. I started walking him to my car, and Francine got out and opened the back door to help him in. “It’s going to be all right. I think you have a concussion, but we’re going to get you to some help.” I didn’t think he was hearing a word I was saying, but you never know, and it’s best to be smooth and reassuring in moments like that.
As we came to the car door and I started to help him in, he turned to me and pulled me very close to his face. “They’re coming now. They’ve got me, and they’re coming now for the rest of you.”
“Who’s coming now?” My opinion at this point was that he was probably suffering delusions after the head trauma, which was quite understandable. I did my best to remain calm and soothing.
“The others. They’ll be here, and there isn’t anything we can do to stop them. They took the only one who could.” He allowed me to bend his head so that he could fit into the back seat, and I closed the door on him. Francine got in and started reassuring him, too.
When I got in, she was caught up in the conversation with him. “They’re not here now, so you can relax, sir. Don’t worry. What’s your name?”
“Tim Johnson.” He came to life a little bit. “I’m from Branford.”
“I never heard of that. Is it a small town?”
“Everything’s small here in Connecticut.”
I glanced over at Francine and shook my head. There was no need to tell this man where he was and give him any further shock.
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~ entry by Steve Payne from Counter History in Context - You're the Judge! | |
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