Remember When Phones Were Stupid and People Were Smart?

Remember When Phones Were Stupid and People Were Smart?

Technology For Country Folk

Technology For Country Folk

Computer terms defined in country terms.

What If I Told You We All Have Problems

What If I Told You We All Have Problems

Some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook.

My Stomach Auto-Corrected to "Cupcakes"

My Brain Said "Cardio"

My Stomach Auto-Corrected to "Cupcakes"

I'm Hilarious

95% of the time when I'm smiling at my phone it's because of something I said, not something someone sent me.  I'm hilarious.

lol Is Not a Word

lol Is Not a Word

It's a tiny text tie fighter.

Today's Kids Will Never Know the Struggle of Having to Wait for These to Finish Rewinding

Today's Kids Will Never Know the Struggle of Having to Wait for These to Finish Rewinding

If Your Phone Rings During the Concern, You Will Be Required to Go on Stage and Play the Bassoon

If Your Phone Rings During the Concern, You Will Be Required to Go on Stage and Play the Bassoon

I Wish I Was Their Phone

I Wish I Was Their Phone

So they would hold me and look at me all day.

Sell It All and Move to a Cabin in the Woods

Sometimes I just want to shut off my mobile phone, sell my car, move to a cabin in the woods and live off the land.

Let Me Yahoo It

Let Me Yahoo It

Said no one ever.

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email

I Survived Another Meeting That Should Have Been An Email

One Does Not Simply Protect Ones Facebook Privacy With a Status Update

One Does Not Simply Protect Ones Facebook Privacy With a Status Update

I Just Want to be Connected to Someone Who Speaks English When I Do

I don't mind pressing one for English.  I just want to be connected to someone who speaks English when I do.

Life Before Smart Phones

Life Before Smart Phones

A stick figure on a toilet reading a shampoo bottle.

Now it is worth $58,065,210,000

If anyone is having a bad day.  Remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800.  Now it is worth $58,065,210,000.

Superman Has Nowhere To Change

We can only blame ourselves for all the crime and violence today.  We removed all the phone booths and now Superman has nowhere to change.

I Wish Facebook Would Notify When Someone Unfriends Me, That Way I Could Like It

I Wish Facebook Would Notify When Someone Unfriends Me, That Way I Could Like It

On the Internet You Can Be Anything You Want

On the Internet You Can Be Anything You Want

It's strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

I Won't Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food

I Won't Be Impressed With Technology Until I Can Download Food