Mixed Up My Ambien With My Adderall Last Night

Mixed Up My Ambien With My Adderall Last Night

I counted up to 10 thousand sheep, gave each one a name, a personality and a dream of their own.

I Feel Like I Am Already Tired Tomorrow

I Feel Like I Am Already Tired Tomorrow

Bunk Beds For Seven

Bunk Beds For Seven

Two double beds on the bottom bunks.  Single bunks above the doubles.  A single bed connected the two upper bunks.

It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram...

It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, and one full season of a TV show on Netflix real quick.

Things My Husband Can Sleep Through

Things My Husband Can Sleep Through:
Kids screaming, "Stay out of my room!"
Banging and clanging of pots and pans.
A dog barking at a motorcycle race on the TV.

Things that wake him up:
Clicking on a tiny book light in bed.  "Ughhhh, what's that light?"

I Use To Wake Up Feeling Like a Million Bucks

Getting old stinks.  I use to wake up feeling like a million bucks.  Now I feel more like a bounced check.

Let's Do Something Really Scary

Let's Do Something Really Scary

We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.

How Can I Be Ready For the Future When I'm Not Even Ready To Get Up in the Morning

How Can I Be Ready For the Future When I'm Not Even Ready To Get Up in the Morning

I Am a Daydreamer and a Nightthinker

I Am a Daydreamer and a Nightthinker

If I Leave Now I Might Lose Their Trust

I can't get out of bed.

These blankets have accepted me as one of their own and if I leave now I might lose their trust.

I Don't Know Whether To Take a Nap Or Cry About Being Tired

I Don't Know Whether To Take a Nap Or Cry About Being Tired

A toddler with a tired, perplexed look on her face and her hands on her head and face.

I Want To Sleep, But My Brain Won't Stop Talking To Itself

I Want To Sleep, But My Brain Won't Stop Talking To Itself

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava

I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I obviously can't get out of my bed or I'll die.

I Hate When I'm Trying To Pull The Blankets Up And I Punch Myself In The Face

I Hate When I'm Trying To Pull The Blankets Up And I Punch Myself In The Face

Insomnia Sharpens Your Math Skills

Insomnia Sharpens Your Math Skills

Because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to fall asleep right now.

It Friday So...

It Friday So...
Tomorrow we sleep i, right?