Saturday, August 3, 2024

THE NIGHT BLOGGER The Graveyard Game (and other cemetery plots) Episode Twelve 'The Old Man And The Siege'

By Al Bruno III

 

February 15th: Our story begins in a dilapidated house near Kalamazoo University, its stone facade sagging under years of neglect. Every boarded-up window is plastered with warning signs. It was built in an era when homes were constructed with classic American asbestos, but not so long ago that the property was still in use.

It was purchased by a flipper who had no idea what she was getting into. One of the workmen sent to remove the asbestos from the building is a friend of mine—Nino Savant. The most notable things about him are his impressive beard and his lifelong quest to prove the existence of the supernatural.

Nino took every job that gave him access to the creepiest buildings Michigan has to offer. I’ve got to give him credit—after a decade in the game, he’s never once been arrested for trespassing.

Genius idea. Wish I’d thought of it.

From day one on the job, Nino felt the hairs on the back of his neck prickle, and he wasn’t the only one who sensed something was wrong with the place. Other members of the asbestos removal team complained of headaches and nausea. More than a few men quit outright, insisting that it wasn’t safe to be there, that the whole structure was going to collapse. It didn’t lean right.

Nino told me that every building has a bit of a lean to it. No matter how well built a structure is, gravity and the elements will have their way with it. Roofs sag, foundations crack, floors bend and bubble. And if that building is neglected, the decay sets in all the faster.

The poisoned brownstone in downtown Kalamazoo was no different, yet it was different. The floors might look as though they leaned to the right, but the pull of gravity made you lean the other way, and each room seemed to twist in its own direction. The walls and ceilings were no better. They left the workmen feeling as though they were lurching drunkenly through some carnival funhouse. Even the sunlight that crept in through the boarded-up windows shone at all the wrong angles.

The day Nino Savant discovered the diary, he had wandered off from his seven-man crew. He’d spent all morning telling his co-workers that he might have a stomach bug. It was a total lie, but it’s easy to lie when you’re wearing a hood, goggles, and a respirator mask. He wandered to an untouched wing of the house and pulled out the ghost-hunting gear he’d hidden inside his flash-spun, high-density polyethylene coveralls. He slowly tracked his way from the study to the kitchen and back again. None of his tools picked up anything—not his EMP meter, EVP recorder, or even his spirit box.

It was on his third trip from the kitchen to the study that the floor gave way beneath him, and he tumbled ass over teakettle down a hidden stairway to an equally hidden basement. He lay there for a while, his legs splayed against the wooden door at the bottom of the stairs. The only good thing about his aching back and pounding skull was that it proved he wasn’t dead or paralyzed.

Once Nino got back to his feet, he took a moment to examine the door. He expected it to be locked, but it swung open easily, revealing a small room. Strange maps and charts, long faded, hung on the walls. An old writing desk with a lantern was in the middle of the room, with an overturned chair beside it. In the corner was an army surplus cot, with no pillow beside it. Next to it were the remains of a duffel bag. It had been shredded, and the contents—clothes, MRIs, and a number of notebooks, the small blue kind you might use to write a final exam essay—were in a state of utter ruin.

Only one of the notebooks was in a legible state. Curious, Nino righted the chair and sat down at the desk, reading the document by the light of his cellphone's flashlight…

###

The Statement of Franklin Brewster

It was almost twenty years ago, in the heart of Vietnam, when I was just another Marine—Lance Corporal Franklin Brewster- eleven months into my tour. At that point, I had one medal and three charges of insubordination. Faith in God was a distant concept, lost in the maelstrom of war.

We were called The Walking Dead, and we were stationed at the base in Khe Sanh and we were truly alone. Westmoreland had promised support, but it was a cruel joke. The higher-ups wouldn't risk their precious units in a place that was nothing more than a meat grinder.

The shelling never stopped. Even when it seemed to pause, it was merely a lull before the next onslaught. We became experts at distinguishing the types of incoming fire by the sound alone. Snipers were everywhere, and a single lapse in vigilance meant death.

Each day and night, every patrol, I would pray for deliverance. Not to God—I had abandoned that notion—but to my guns, my only refuge in the madness. I carried spent shells like talismans, clinging to any semblance of hope amidst the chaos. Was it superstition or mysticism? Perhaps both.

Halfway through the siege, an unsettling figure appeared—the Old Man in black sunglasses. During one of the rare breaks in the shelling, a patrol discovered him at the camp's edge.

He wore standard Army camouflage but was devoid of any identification. His appearance was grotesque: unnaturally thin, with skin stretched tight over a skeletal frame. When he removed his sunglasses, his eyes were black voids, sunken deep into his face.

Accompanying him was a prisoner, bound and blindfolded, shackled with chains that looked medieval in their rust. The prisoner's skin was so dark, the darkest skin I'd ever seen. A strange symbol—a line, a cross, and a curve—was painted on their forehead. They muttered cryptically: "Owls and lizards and the big broken moon." The accent was foreign and unnerving.

All I wanted was to return to my post. While others hunkered down, I kept vigil through the barbed wire with my rifle and scope. I'd racked up so many kills that I'd lost count. They were offerings to the cold, merciless gods of war.

The CO, inexplicably gave the Old Man free rein. He got his own bunker and, disturbingly, had unlimited access to the PX. He cleared out their stock of first aid supplies, matches, candles—everything needed for some dark ritual. He never visited the mess hall, but two trays of food were delivered to his bunker morning and night.

One night, after patrol, I saw the Old Man at a T-junction, drinking from a puddle of water. His movements were deliberate, almost reptilian. I told my squad to go on without me and waited. When he stood, he fixed me with an unsettling gaze. "Brewster, isn't it?"

"Lance Corporal Brewster, sir."

"What are you doing here? Come to sell your soul at the crossroads?"

His words sent a shiver down my spine, though I couldn't pinpoint why. "I thought you might need an escort. The VC can get aggressive on foggy nights."

"An escort?" He chuckled, his voice dissolving into the dense fog. "Come along, little Corporal. Try to keep up."

I followed him through the fog, each step swallowed by the thick silence. The fog was suffocating, alive with rustling leaves, distant cries, and the occasional snap of a twig. It felt as though the fog itself was a living entity, wrapping around us, concealing something—or someone—just out of sight. Shadows twisted and turned, and the jungle's normal sounds became a cacophony of paranoia.

In fleeting moments when the fog thinned, I glimpsed twisted, spire-like structures rising above the treeline—structures that seemed out of place, alien in their grotesque design. My mind struggled to make sense of them, fearing that I was losing my grip on reality.

The Old Man moved through the terrain with unnatural ease while I struggled to keep up, each step a battle against unseen dangers. Then, suddenly, we were back at the base. The transition was jarring, like waking from a vivid nightmare. The Old Man turned to me, offering a mock salute. "I'm sorry our little excursion was for nothing. We're not as close to the border as I hoped."

"North Vietnam is 15 miles away," I said. "It would have taken hours."

"Not with you slowing me down," he said, turning and walking back to his bunker.

A week later, the fog thickened around the base, reducing visibility to mere feet. By nightfall, I was pinned down by one of the Quad 50s for hours, with nothing to do but listen to the roar of artillery. Boredom set in like a disease.

To pass the time, I turned my scope back on the camp, watching my fellow Marines darting for cover. Then I saw the Old Man storm out of his bunker, shouting into the darkness. The shelling got closer, but he seemed oblivious.

A shell hit a nearby gun emplacement. I knew the men there. I couldn't hope for their survival.

The Old Man finally walked off into the night, and I had to know what was happening. I sprinted from cover to cover, driven by an urgent need to uncover the truth.

Inside the bunker, the dim light of flickering candles created monstrous shadows on the walls. The air was heavy with the scent of melting wax. In the corner, the prisoner knelt, bound and blindfolded, candles balanced on their outstretched arms. The flames danced, casting eerie, shifting shadows.

The sounds of war were muffled, leaving only my ragged breaths and the oppressive silence. The prisoner turned towards me. "Nothing exists; everything is a dream." Their voice was strange, filled with an unsettling accent.

"Who are you?" I asked.

"God—human—world—the sun, the moon, the desert of stars—a dream, everything a dream."

"Do you want me to remove your blindfold?"

The prisoner flinched. "Nothing exists except for empty space—and you."

"You want to be captured?" I asked, struggling to understand. One of my worst fears was being taken by the VC.

The prisoner's voice was filled with a strange pity. "Nothing exists except for empty space—and you."

"What are you doing here? You're not a soldier."

A cold shiver crawled up my spine as the world around me twisted and distorted. I turned to find a black door set into the concrete wall, its presence unnatural. It drank in the light, casting deep shadows that warped the room’s very shape. The space seemed to bend towards it, as though drawn by some unseen force. From beyond the door, a metallic chiming seeped through—a sound that was disturbingly alive, almost sentient, as if it had a pulse of its own.

The prisoner's voice held a sinister joy. "You now understand that these things are impossible except in a dream. You realize that they are pure and childish madness!"

"What is that?" I demanded, my fear escalating.

The Old Man entered, holding a silver-plated revolver. "It's not what I asked for."

The prisoner's laughter filled the bunker, a grotesque cackle. "You now understand that these things are impossible except in a dream. You realize that they are pure and childish madness!"

Instinctively, I raised my M16 and aimed at the Old Man. He said, "This isn't for you, little Corporal."

The reality of the situation struck me with a chilling clarity. I saw the world for what it was—twisted, surreal, and terrifying.

The prisoner spoke once more. "I am already fading away—I am failing—I am passing on. Soon, you will be alone in the Mire of Nix, wandering through the Ruins of Never without a friend or companion forever."

The Old Man looked at me. "Who do you think he's talking about?" Without waiting for a response, he raised his revolver and shot the prisoner. Blood and wax splattered across my face. I fired a burst at the Old Man, but my shots went wide.

Before I could shoot again, the Old Man lowered his gun, placed a finger to his lips, and made a shushing sound.

A searing pain erupted in my chest, spreading through my limbs. My breaths came in shallow, ragged gasps, struggling against an invisible barrier. My vision blurred, and the bunker spun as I collapsed to the floor.

Just before everything went black, I saw the Old Man approach the fallen prisoner, drawing a knife. He said, "Goodbye, and we will meet again."

I woke two days later in the Med. The Doc told me I'd had a heart attack and would be evacuated to Saigon, then possibly home. When I asked about the Old Man and his prisoner, I was told the CO would be in to talk.

When the CO arrived, he wasn't wearing his sidearm and looked pale—not frightened, but ashen, like someone who had seen too much. He told me they found me in the empty bunker, surrounded by candle wax and the bloody remains of eyes and a tongue. Then he asked if I had seen a door.

I told him I hadn't seen a thing.

A month after I arrived stateside, the Siege of Khe Sanh began. Half the men I'd served with died. Some days, I curse myself for not being there to die with them. Other times, I think about that black door, the Old Man, and the strange prisoner—and how somehow they saved my life.

In the decades since, I’ve immersed myself in strange tomes and forgotten cities, preparing for what lies ahead. I’ve earned a dozen degrees and become a professor of astronomy and history. Sometimes, I start to feel content, but then I remember that the Old Man and the black door are waiting for me in the not-so-distant future.

And I have to be ready.

###

… As Nino finished the document, a chill crept down his spine, and the world around him seemed to warp. He turned his chair and saw that a second door had appeared beside the one he had entered through. It was black, absorbing all light and transforming the room into a twisted version of itself. The door seemed to pull the space towards it, as if beckoning something to come through. The metallic chiming from behind it seeped into the room, as if the sound were a living entity with its own pulse and awareness.

The door began to open slowly, revealing slender fingers wrapped around its edge. They looked almost leprous, with a texture that was both repellent and otherworldly. Nino’s instinct for self-preservation kicked in, screaming at him to run, to escape and never come back.

And that is just what he did.

Item: The old brownstone in Kalamazoo was eventually cleaned up and put on the market. It had plenty of buyers but not a one of them ever stayed more than a year. Eventually was demolished and a parking lot was put in its place.

Item: My research reveals that Lance Corporal Franklin Brewster was honorably discharged from the United States Marine Corps in December 1967. He then spent nearly a decade studying at universities around the world before settling in Kalamazoo. There, he gained fame for his influential monograph,
The Impact of Constellations on Early Religious Thought.

Sadly Professor Brewster died from a sudden onset of a category of amoebic meningoencephalitis that had been presumed extinct for over 11,000 years.

Item: Shortly after his long sought encounter with the supernatural Nino Savant sold his ghost hunting equipment, shaved off his beard and went into the family dry cleaning business.

 







Thursday, August 1, 2024

FRESH OFF THE BUS FROM CREEPYTOWN: The Eyestalk Kid

by
Al Bruno III


It began a year ago, on the third day of the Altamont Fair. It’s funny, we’d go to the fair all the time when we were kids but you know how it is when you grow up; you trade the merry go rounds and ferris wheels for productivity meetings and marketing reports. Timothy and I had no children. We had a hard enough time keeping our marriage and careers on an even keel, a rug rat would have been a disaster.

Considering everything that's happened I’m glad we made that decision.

Like I said, we went to the fair-, Timothy and I and our best friends Chris and Danielle.  We were all in our middle thirties, our stomachs were too weak for the really exciting rides and our minds were too cynical for the games of chance. There was still plenty to do and see though. There were crafts, classic cars and livestock displays and if we stayed till midnight there would be fireworks. And of course there was the food, cotton candy, caramel apples, deep fried Snickers and gyros.

Actually only the boys got the gyros, Danielle and I stayed behind rolling our eyes. They’d just got done saying how full they were but the sight of the girl working the gyro stand fired up their ‘appetites’. She was barely legal and barely dressed. We let them have their fun, the girl wouldn’t dress like that if she didn’t want to be ogled right? Besides the look on their faces when they actually tried to eat those half burnt things was worth it.

We might have called it a night right there if one of us hadn’t spotted the black tent.

It was squat and wide with an ugly hand-painted banner that read 'Dr. Tarr and Mr. Fether's Cavalcade of Oddities' and beneath that in all capital letters was ‘FEATURING AUDIENCES WITH THE EYESTALK KID FOUR TIMES A DAY!’. Beneath that was this ugly image of a snail with a little boy’s face.

“What’s an Eyestalk Kid?” I asked.

“We could find out.” Chris said, “I’ve never seen a real freak show.”

“Me either,” my husband replied.

It was ten bucks a head to get in. The babushka-wearing woman working the ticket booth frowned when we asked her to break a hundred and asked if we had something smaller. We didn’t so she transformed the act of making change into a minor tantrum. “Does your boss know you treat your customers like this?” Danielle said.

“Ah am Docta Tahh,” she shot back, “Ah am the boss smahtass!”

We should have turned back right then, told her to take her cavalcade of human oddities and shove it but I think we all thought her performance was a put on, a part of the show. All our stories of visiting the freak tent would begin with the part about the crazy lady working out front.

The inside of the tent was lit by clusters of Christmas lights. Canvas partitions divided one part of the tent from the other. Each of those cramped fabric-walled rooms held it’s own display or performer. The first section of the tent was just displays, pictures of other sideshow displays from years gone by, taxidermied two-headed calves and misshapen fetuses preserved in jars of formaldehyde. Everything was streaked with grime.

From there we moved to an equally grimy waxworks display called ‘AMERICAN MONSTERS’. I was always a fan of true crime stories but if not for the signs beside each figure I wouldn’t have been able to tell their Lizzie Borden from their Ted Bundy. By the time we had shuffled past nine serial killers and one sitting President we were thoroughly bored.

In the next part of the tent there a banner that proclaimed ‘BEHOLD THE UNICORN- creature of legend’.  The unicorn however was nothing but a deformed goat with a single horn jutting from its head. It bleated at us and glared from a single misshapen eye. None of us, or any of the other people that paid ten bucks to get in, were impressed.

The line moved forward again bringing us into the presence of ‘HUMAN ODDITIES - Howard Huge! Nora the Tattooed Lady! The Amazing Reginald!’ 

Nora the Tattooed Lady looked to be in her middle seventies and had to walk across the stage with the help of a cane. Howard Huge looked no heavier than the subject of your average reality show and he never looked up once from his smart phone. The Amazing Reginald scowled contemptuously at the audience as he bloodlessly shoved needles through his arms and face.

By the time the Amazing Reginald’s performance had reached the glass eating part of the show we were all feeling like fools. We’d been parted with our hard earned  by the cash at the promise of seeing something grotesque up close and in person. We were rubes.

Timothy turned to say something to me, an apology I’m sure, when a frail looking man in a Hawaiian shirt stepped out from behind a hidden fold in the tent. “Ladies. And. Gentlemen.” He coughed wetly for a few moments before continuing, “I am Mr. Fether. I hope you have enjoyed our little production. I hope we have brought a little wonder to your otherwise humdrum lives.”

Danielle exchanged a glance at that, a thousand sarcastic comments on our lips.

There was another long fit of coughing before Mr. Fether could speak again,  “But now you stand on the precipice of a true revelation. At this moment, in a specially prepared aerobionic chamber, the Eyestalk Kid and his hermaphrodite harem await.”

No one knew what he was talking about. ‘Aerobionic chamber’? ‘hermaphrodite harem’? It was getting warm in the tent and there was a aquarium odor filtering in to the chamber. Mr. Fether drew the curtain back revealing an empty pegboard wall. There were voices chanting behind that wall, wet whispers of “…allelujah…” repeating over and over again.

After some more coughing then Mr. Fether spoke again, “For a mere fifty dollars you may gaze upon the Eyestalk Kid, you may hear one of his famous sermons and risk his blessing!”

“Fifty dollars?” Timothy said, “You want more money?”

“The Eyestalk Kid and his disciples have specific needs that require specific payments,” Mr. Fether explained, as the ‘allelujahs’ grew louder and louder, “but you will find him worth every penny.”

“Let’s get out of here.” I said.

Danielle agreed, “We’ve been suckered enough for one night.”

“Actually,” Timothy said, “I want to see this.”

“Me too,” Chris nodded.

“Oh my God!” I shouted, “Don ’t be a fool.”

Timothy blushed again, “Honey you’re making a scene.”

And everyone was watching, the Human Oddities, Mr. Fether and all the rest of the people that had been suckered into the tent. Feeling self conscious I said, “Do what you want - I’ll be waiting in the car.”

Frowning but undaunted Timothy and Chris reached for their wallets, and, after giving me a guilty shrug, Danielle joined them.

I left them to it. 

Half an hour went by, then an hour. I’d expected them to come slinking back to the car by then but I was still waiting and alone as the fireworks began and the parking lot began to clear out. Eventually, despite my annoyance and despite the fact I was sitting up straight in the drivers seat of my car I fell asleep.

The sound of Timothy scrambling into the seat beside me was what woke me up. He was shouting, “Go!” He said “Get us home!”

“Where were you?” I asked as Chris and Danielle got into the back, “What took you so long?”

“We have to go home,” he said again.

Without the rows and rows of other cars and local carnies in orange vests it was hard to navigate dark, empty field that the Altamont fair used for a parking lot. Chris and Danielle were turned around in their seats the entire way to Route 146.  When speeding towards Albany, Danielle made eye contact with me in the rear-view mirror. It was too dark to be sure I she looked like she’d been crying, “We should have listened to you.”

I felt sick to my stomach,“What happened?” I asked, “Tell me what happened.”

“We can’t tell you what happened. It’s still happening.” Timothy had his face buried in his hands, when he spoke his voice was muffled, “I’m sorry.”

Chris started laughing, the sound was almost a scream, “Tim! I’m wearing your shirt!”

Timothy barely spoke to me the next day. He said he wasn’t feeling well so I let it pass. When I got home from the office I found him lying under the bed covers and mumbling. He wasn’t running a temperature but his skin was clammy to the touch. 

Since I had no sick time left I decided to sleep on the recliner. The next morning I found him cocooned in the blankets and sheets, everything was soaked with sweat that had a swampy odor to it. Timothy wouldn’t speak more than two words to me but those words were, “Love you.”

I started to worry he might have gotten food poisoning from that gyro slut. He could barely lift his head off the pillow so I had to call him in sick to work. His boss was really pissy about it but there was no way Timothy could even drive himself in, never mind about actually do any work.

Four times. I tried to call him four times during the course of that day but he never answered, every call went to voicemail. I tried texting his cell phone but that was no better. Right before I headed out to my last meeting of the I gave Danielle a quick call to to see how she and Chris were doing. I barely recognized the voice that answered and the only reply to my questions was a garbled, “Go away.”

That night came home to find the refrigerator door wide open and a month’s worth of groceries either half eaten or left to spoil. Timothy was laid out in the couch, stains radiating out from him. The TV was turned to a channel that used to show nature documentaries but was now nothing but wall to wall reality shows about rednecks. I knew for a fact Timothy hated both.

He smiled thickly at me, “M’sorry. M’sorry.”
“What’s wrong?” I knelt beside him and stroked his forehead. This flesh felt like the skin of  pudding, “What happened to you?”

“Had to be there… m’sorry.”

The phone started ringing. A premonition made me want to ignore it but I didn’t believe in premonitions then. 

“Hello? I said.

A watery voice said back,“Tim?”

No one called my husband Tim except for me, and even then only when we were making love. He’d always been a Timothy, ever since childhood. “Who is this?” I asked.

“M’sorry Alice. M’sorry. Chris died. Didn’t want to… Face wouldn’t forgive the mirror. Shotgun. M’sorry. Tim? Almost time to go. Go home.”

“Danielle?” I couldn’t recognize the voice. I’m still not sure it really was her but who else could have been?

The voice whispered, “The Eyestalk Kid…”

Timothy gurgled a reply from his spot on the couch, “Allelujah!” Then he turned onto his side and vomited, with each heave of his stomach he called “Allelujah!”

I wanted to call 911 but my fingers wouldn’t move, not when I knew the worst hadn’t happened yet. 

Another premonition.

His stomach emptied my husband rolled himself off the couch landing on his stomach with a grunt of relief. His back was swollen and bowed outwards.

“Allelujah!” the voice from the phone said.

Then he put his face down in the puddle of his own sick and started slurping. With every slurp the lump on his back quivered.

“Stop it!” I screamed at him, “For God’s sake stop it!”

And he did, turning towards me to show a face that had become a mask of bile and eyes that were even more askew than before. “M’sorry.” he said again.

Then his eyes changed. The eyes I had looked into with love and anger and indifference so many times over the last seven years began to shift, slipping out of his skull on stems of writhing, pink muscle.

The last thing saw, before I fainted, was his gaping eyelids, brimming with tears. “Love you.” he said.

When I woke up hours later Timothy was gone. He’d left everything behind, his wallet, his clothes, his wedding ring. I called the police and found out they were already coming to see me. Chris was dead. They weren’t sure if it was suicide or foul play and Danielle was nowhere to be found.

They police didn’t want to hear about Dr. Tarr and Mr. Fether and the Eyestalk Kid. They’d already decided for themselves what had happened. It was an affair, my husband and my best friend. Chris had found out and it had driven him to suicide. I’d found out too and my broken heart had sent me into a delusional state.

Now it’s a year later and the Altamont Fair is back in full swing and this letter was supposed to reveal everything. It was supposed to tell you why the black tent might have been harder to find this year even though it has almost doubled in size. I was going to tell you what I saw when I paid my hundred dollars to see the Eyestalk Kid in his Aerobionic chamber. I wanted to write down word for word what he said and reveal to you the rites my body performed as my mind screamed for it to stop.

But now I know I can’t, it was hard enough for me just to write all this. I have to hit the keyboard of my laptop with bruising force just to make the letters appear. My fingers won’t hold their shape and my eyes can’t focus on what is right in front of me.


M’sorry.
 
 



This is Channel Ab3 Episode Nineteen: The Eyestalk Kid


Enter the black tent and be lost to world of the Eyestalk Kid.

The Eyestalk Kid written by Al Bruno III

It was produced and adapted for audio by Morbid Butterfly

It starred Krystal Donahue Richard Garner Josh Price Danielle Tanja Milojevic Maureen Boutilier and Rish Outfield

This episode's music was; 

Ghosts Volume 2 Track #17 by Nine Inch Nails

Atardecer by Jamendo Music

Glory Eternal by Darren Curts 

In The Bowels of Sanctuary and Many Strange Things by Derek R Audette

Sketching the Sun and Distant Worlds 2 by Kai Hartwig

Needles - End Credits by David Beard

Miris Magic Dance, Monster Promenade and Duet Musette by Kevin MacLeod

Our unpaid scientific advisor is Adam J Thaxton

The Channel Ab3 theme was written and performed by Rachel F Williams

Channel Ab3 logo was designed by Antonio G 

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Monday, July 29, 2024

THE NIGHT BLOGGER The Graveyard Game (and other cemetery plots) Episode Eleven 'Nuts And Bolts'


 
By Al Bruno III

 

January 26th: By the time Kris Halloran reached the building on Thornburg Street, the bullet wound had dulled from searing pain to a steady ache. He'd made it home without drawing undue attention, managed a clumsy but functional job of bandaging himself, and changed into a clean—albeit stolen—shirt. Now, his only problem was figuring out how to get the bullet removed. He couldn't go to an emergency room; even if he weren't a paroled felon, there was no way he could get away with the 'I was cleaning my gun when it went off' excuse—not with a bullet wound from a botched convenience store robbery.

In situations like this Dr. Thiesen was your only option. Every shady character in Albany knew that. All you had to do was meet his price and keep your mouth shut. Dr. Thiesen's three-story home was in one of the worst parts of Albany, but neither he nor his patients were bothered. Since Kris's ill-fated stick-up happened in Schenectady, the trip to Thornburg Street had been one of the most miserable experiences of his life.

In the end, it all seemed worth it, both figuratively and literally. Despite the late hour, Dr. Thiesen was awake and ready to help. Kris was broke, so Dr. Thiesen agreed to accept payment in trade. The price? Twelve swatches of skin from various parts of Kris's body. It was a creepy as hell commitment, but Kris felt he had no choice. He'd heard stories of people paying with kidneys or worse. At least Dr. Thiesen promised not to touch Kris's elaborately tattooed arms, opting instead for skin from his belly and back. Even Dr. Thiesen had taken a moment to admire the intricate ink patterns stretching from wrist to shoulder—interlocking roses and barbed wire twisted in designs that drew the eye over and over.

Hours later, Kris awoke from the anesthesia to find himself alone in a cramped makeshift operating room. The gurney was bare, and the IV bag hooked to his arm was empty. What had woken him?

The transition between the two paragraphs is fairly smooth, but you could improve it by creating a clearer link between the noise and Kris's growing concern about time. Here's a revised version that tightens the transition and maintains narrative flow:

There was a noise coming from upstairs—a sharp, shrill sound that evoked the buzzing of cicadas but with a distinct metallic edge. It reminded Kris of something from his uncle's Lou Reed albums, though he couldn’t quite place it. Was it called metal music? Could that be how the stuffy Dr. Thiesen unwound after a grueling day at the office? Kris found the thought vaguely amusing.

However, the amusement quickly faded as he realized he had no idea what time it was or even what day. The windows in the room were blacked out, and there were no clocks in sight. Kris had a crucial meeting with his parole officer that he couldn’t afford to miss. If he’d slept through it, then all of this would have been for nothing. He called out for Dr. Thiesen, but received no response. Upstairs, someone was shouting—no, it was two voices. Kris wondered who it was, but then he realized he didn’t really care all that much. His main concern was finding his clothes.

It turned out that locating his clothes was the easiest part. Putting them on was agony. His shoulder hurt worse than before, and the places where the skin had been removed made everything worse. Dr. Thiesen had promised he'd take no more than a few inches here and there, but the pain and the bandages covering his body seemed enormous. Finally, Kris was zipped and buckled up; he couldn't find the stained stolen shirt but was glad to lose it, so he eased himself into his leather jacket. That done, he jammed his feet into his shoes like they were backless slippers.

The piercing wail stopped abruptly, and he heard someone scream. Was there another patient upstairs? Gruesome images flashed through Kris’s mind, throwing him into a panic. He yanked the IV out of his arm and started at a slow hobble for the door. He willed himself to move quickly and quietly, but a sudden flare of pain made him groan audibly.

As he struggled toward the door, a silhouette appeared in the doorway. The figure didn’t make sense—tall and lanky, with stooped shoulders, twitching arms, and slightly bowed knees. As the shape stepped into the light, Kris was able to make out its face clearly.

The sight set Kris running for his life, pain be damned…

###

...The police found Kris Halloran stumbling through traffic, his stitches torn open and his expression wild. He raved about having escaped from a house full of monsters, but when the police investigated his claims, they found nothing to support his story. There was no record of a Dr. Thiesen in the tri-city area, and the supposed house of horrors turned out to be an empty building. The property was owned by a Mrs. Mary Ingolstadt, a very elderly and confused resident of Switzerland. By the time the police sorted out these details, it was already too late. Kris Halloran, possibly anticipating his probation being revoked, had left the hospital and vanished without a trace.

I had been trying for weeks to speak to Ashley Fowler. I had visited her office a dozen times, called her, sent emails, and sent a fruit basket. But she didn’t respond in any way, not even with a nice civilized restraining order.

Feeling discouraged, I decided to distract myself. And what better distraction than a story that starts with a man screaming about monsters and ends with him vanishing without a trace? I wasn’t the only one captivated; other members of the FEAROFTRUTH message board had also become obsessed with the story, finally derailing the endless debate on "Is the Mothman gay?" that had been dragging on for months.

You see, Kris’s tale wasn’t unique. For nearly two years, stories had been circulating around the Tri-City Area about a physician who offered his services to those who couldn’t go anywhere else due to lack of resources or respectability. The doctor’s name changed frequently, but his modus operandi remained the same. You either paid in cold, hard cash or you gave up a pound of flesh—give or take a few ounces. There were rumors of criminals donating kidneys for plastic surgery and desperate parents sacrificing an eye or a limb. The message board was abuzz with speculation about what he was doing with all those spare parts.

I kept my eyes peeled and my ears to the ground—at least, in the social media sense.Inevitably the secret sawbones surfaced again, this time in Hamilton Hill. If you don’t know anything about the neighborhood of Hamilton Hill let me give you this succinct description- stay the fuck out of Hamilton Hill. The crime rate is high, the landlords are all scumbags, most of the businesses are shuttered and the population is either desperate or demoralized.

Ironically, the location where the man now calling himself "Dr. Ernest" chose to operate was just a block and a half from where Kris Halloran had lived. After trading notes with the TrueSeeker from the message board, I decided to dive into some serious investigating.

That’s how I found myself sitting in the stained barber chair that Dr. Ernest used as an examination table. I was a bit dazed and pretty drunk, with a bloodied, possibly broken nose, possibly a sore wrist and a strong possibility of a cracked rib—again.

“So,” Dr. Ernest leaned over me. He was fat with wavy black hair and a thick mustache. His voice, thick with a Turkish accent, carried no compassion, only boredom. “You get into bar fight?”

“Yeah,” I said. “But you should see the other guy.” And by that, I meant the other guy didn’t have a scratch on him.

“Did anyone see you come here?” he asked.

“No,” I replied.

“How did you hear about me?”

“Word gets around.”

He frowned at that. “And you’re on probation, yes? Do you have health insurance?”

I shook my head. This was my cover story: I was a broke ex-con struggling to stay out of trouble. The cover story and yet another fake ID from Cousin Roy were all well and good, but where did I get the injuries to match my little deception? Well, I actually did get into a bar fight. I had a few drinks to dull the pain and then went looking for trouble. I didn’t throw the first punch, but I did hurl a lot of profanities and committed the cardinal sin of praising the Boston Red Sox.

That remark got some attention, alright—attention from the largest Yankees fan I had ever seen. He took me down with his beer in one hand and a knuckle sandwich in the other. The bouncers quickly tossed us out of the bar. My sparring partner thought we were going to finish our fight in the street, but instead, I thanked him, handed him a small token of gratitude, and made a quick escape to my car while he stared in confusion at his brand-new fifty-dollar Denny’s gift card.

"Your nasal fracture is displaced." Dr. Ernest walked away and returned with a metal tray brimming with medical supplies. "And you’ve dislocated wrist."

"Dislocated my wrist?" I lifted my arm and winced.

Dr. Ernest said, "My rates are simple. I need seven hundred dollars in cash right now, or I take it out in trade. An ear will suffice."

"An ear?" My stomach went cold at the thought. "Why would you want one of my ears?"

"That is not your concern," he said. "Now, how do you plan to pay me, or are you wasting my time?"

"I’ve got the money," I said, pulling a handful of hundreds from my pocket. Dr. Ernest inspected them, checking their authenticity. They were real. Investigating the unknown can be pretty damn expensive.

Dr. Ernest retrieved a large needle from his tray. "Let us begin then."

The syringe was buried in my wreck of a nose and back out again before I knew what was happening. “What the hell was that for? What was in that needle? Are you crazy or something?” I sat up, then laid back down again, “I... I’m... what?”

“Just a little morphine,” he said matter-of-factly, “I need you to speak to me with more candor.”

“Candor...” I repeated, my voice slurred and mirthful. In that moment I loved the sound of that word more than anything else, “...candor candor candor.”

He held my fake ID up between his forefinger and thumb as though it was something rotten, “It says here you are Nathaniel Blades.”

I giggled, “Yeah it’s cool isn’t it?”

“It also says you were born in 1968. You don’t look 47 years old.” Dr. Ernest’s expression darkened, “You don’t look 47 years old.”

The jig was up. I wanted to make a break for it, but my thoughts felt like they were slogging through molasses, taking what seemed like an eternity to travel from my brain to my limbs. By the time I finally managed to summon the will to move, I found myself already strapped into the barber’s chair. Meanwhile, the morphine haze was growing thicker.

As he fastened my feet down, Dr. Ernest asked, “Who are you really?”

“I’m… I’m totally that guy you mentioned,” I stammered. A chill swept over me as it dawned on me what was happening. “Why are you taking down my pants? That’s silly!”

Dr. Ernest called out to a shadowy corner of the room, “Gorto! Stop lurking about. You can come help me if you want.”

The face that suddenly loomed over me was straight out of a nightmare—The face that suddenly loomed over me was straight out of a nightmare—shriveled yellow skin stretched tight over a bald, angular skull. Metal bolts stuck out from the sides of the head, each capped with a riveted top. Watery eyes glared from under a pugilist’s nose, and the mouth was filled with metallic teeth. Despite its grotesque appearance, there was something eerily baby-like about it.

Suddenly, I wasn’t feeling so giggly anymore. I screamed and began thrashing, desperately trying to free myself from the chair.

“What are you gonna do?” The voice that came from the nightmarish face was slurred and childlike. The figure wore a too-small Limp Bizkit t-shirt, which revealed patches of flesh on their too-long arms that didn’t quite match.

“What the hell is this?” I demanded again as Dr. Ernest placed a plastic saucer on my belly. “I just wanted my nose fixed!”

“And your wrist,” he added.

“Can I have my pants back?”

At that, Gorto said, “Baba, you’re scarin' me again...”

“You’re scared?” I looked from Gorto to Dr. Ernest and back again, “Did you just call him Baba?”

Dr. Ernest said, “No one comes to me for somethin' as simple as broken nose—”

“—and a dislocated wrist.” I added.

“—and they certainly don’t come to me with a wad of brand new hundred dollar bills.”

“That’s how they came outta the ATM!”

“But Baba...” Gorto’s features were hard to read, but the worry in their voice was unmistakable. “Whatcha gonna do?”

Dr. Ernest brandished a scalpel, waving it as he spoke. “I’m going to open up his scrotum. If he does not tell me exactly who he is and who sent him, I’ll put his testicles on this dish and let him stare at them while he waits for morphine to wear off.”

“No!” I tried to cover my groin with my hands, but the straps on my arms held me fast. “No, no, no! There’s no need for that. My name is Brian Foster, and I’m just a blogger looking for a story.”

Gorto looked genuinely curious. “What’s a blogger?”

“It’s like journalism, but way sadder,” I explained. “Everyone’s heard of your Baba—the doctor who takes his payments in skin and bone. He changes his name, but they always call him the same thing.”

“Do they now?” Dr. Ernest glowered. “What do they call me, young man?”

“Uh...” I hesitated, wondering if sharing this would amuse him or make him angry. “They call you—well, not me, of course—Doctor Dread.”

“That is mean,” Gorto frowned.

“Yes, I agree,” I said quickly. “Now, can we get back to the testicle situation?” I added, “And by that, I mean, can you leave them alone?”

“I am not sure if I believe you,” Dr. Ernest turned his attention to my ever-shriveling groin. “I have many rivals. How do I know you’re not trying to steal my research?”

“That’s not true!” I looked pleadingly at Gorto, “I didn’t even know he had research! You believe me, don’t you?”

“Baba,” Gorto reached out and grabbed Dr. Ernest’s wrist, halting the scalpel’s advance. “We can’t do this. Only volunteers, you promised.”

Dr. Ernest replied, “He knows too much.”

Yes, I can’t believe people actually say that in real life either. Maybe it was the morphine talking, making me an even more unreliable narrator than usual. But I knew one thing for sure: the danger I was in was real, the cold air on my exposed groin was real, and the sight of Gorto’s arm stopping the scalpel from cutting into me was all too real.

As I mentioned before, their arm was unnaturally long, with thick elbows and hands ending in sickly, spidery fingers. The flesh was a patchwork of scars and mismatched skin tones, with one section even sporting a swatch of black ink—just a tattoo.

The realization of what Dr. Ernest had done made me angrier than scared.

“Wait! Just wait!” The drug and adrenaline were waging war inside me, and I didn’t know if I was going to scream or pass out. “I thought you said only volunteers?”

“I think in your case we can make exception,” Dr. Ernest said, pulling his wrist free, but Gorto grabbed it again.

“What about Kris Halloran?” I asked.

“Who?” Dr. Ernest snorted.

“The last patient you saw before you closed up shop on Thornburg Street.”

“Oh. Him.” Finally, he looked away from my groin and shot a resentful glance at Gorto. “The one who nearly ruined everything.”

Gorto looked genuinely remorseful, or as close to remorseful as their face could manage. “I jus' wanted to talk to him.”

“I had to sacrifice months of work just to get away,” Dr. Ernest said.

“Is that why you killed him?” I asked.

“Are you some kinda idiot?” Dr. Ernest retorted.

Gorto released Dr. Ernest's wrist. “He ran away an’ went to the police.”

“And then...” I paused for effect, “...he disappeared.”

“Are you gonna believe him or your own father?” The scalpel was heading for me again.

At moments like this, just before something terrible is about to happen, a strange feeling of being trapped takes over. It’s because you have a body that can be tortured and wounded, while your mind and soul are stuck in a front-row seat. That’s where I was at that moment—front row, waiting for the next horror. “He had some very nice tattoos!” I said quickly. “Roses and barbed wire!”

Both Dr. Ernest and I watched as Gorto studied their lower arm. Then they glared at him. “You said you wouldn’t hurt anyone else. You promised that if I performed to your specifications, you wouldn’t hurt anyone else!”

“Performed?” I said.

Dr. Ernest’s mouth opened and closed a few times before he finally said, “Go to your room. I don’t need your help anymore.”

“Why do you always lie to me?” Gorto asked.

Dr. Ernest shouted, “I do what I have to, for the future of all mankind.”

Again, who the hell talks like that?

This guy, I guess.

“You said,” Gorto’s eyes were full of tears, “you said you’d stop.”

He pointed the scalpel at them. “Go. To. Your. Room. You need to get ready. We have company tonight.”

When Gorto leapt over the barber chair, they looked like something out of a low-budget horror movie, but a horror movie nonetheless. The sobbing scream they made, however, was very human...

###

...and then I woke up.

Now, before you start getting annoyed, let me clarify: I woke up in that same makeshift operating room, in that same barber chair, but I was no longer tied up and pantsless. I don’t remember passing out; one moment I was witnessing that classic tableau of a monster rising against its creator, and the next was nothing but blackness. Just as well, I suppose; I’m not sure I would have wanted to see what happened next.

The streaks of blood on the walls and floor told me everything I needed to know. Gorto had saved my life, but it looked like they’d stolen my wallet. I still had my watch, though, and it told me it was eleven in the morning.

Since I was already four hours late for work and I’m a glutton for punishment, I decided to have a look around. I woozily headed for the basement stairs.

Item: Fingerprints recovered at the scene revealed that Dr. Ernest, aka Dr. Thiesen, aka Doctor Dread, was actually Elyas Yavuz. He had been a renowned surgeon about twenty years ago.

Item: Shortly after his wife gave birth to triplets, Dr. Elyas Yavuz began suffering from late-onset schizophrenia. His fellow surgeons noted that his work was becoming dangerously slipshod, and his wife reported that he spoke to her less and less and took to sleeping in his office.

Item: Dr. Elyas Yavuz began submitting long, rambling articles to medical journals and other doctors he thought might share his views. These articles quickly became infamous and a cause for concern.

Police photographs of the second story reveal a wall stacked high with medical supplies. On the opposite side, three freezers stood. One contained pharmaceuticals that could only have been obtained illegally. The other two held more organic materials, including two highly preserved bodies of young adults, each showing signs of considerable and repeated vivisection. Finally, there was an oil drum filled with acidic chemicals. A very fresh-looking arm protruded from it. Just a few hours ago, that arm had been poised to use a scalpel on me.

Item: Before Elyas Yavuz could be committed, he fled his home city of Izmir, taking his young children with him.

Item: The good doctor’s papers revealed that he had become obsessed with the works of William Sharpe Shaver. He was convinced that by the year 2025, the beings described would rise from the depths of the Earth and humanity had to adapt to 'the Great Becoming' by any means necessary.

Item: Several times in these treatises, he stated his willingness, in fact his eagerness, to subject his loved ones to these alterations.

The same set of police photographs shows that the basement had a large sinkhole that seemed to go down at least thirty feet. A ring of Tesla coils surrounded an altar made from a strange alloy that required samples to be sent to a cryptic, yet intimidating, federal agency for definitive identification. Atop the altar were several artifacts that defied easy explanation: metal pieces with intricate designs, shimmering crystalline shards set into metallic frames, and a perplexing device with interlocking rings. Nearby were segmented tubes etched with shifting lines and twisted metallic  baubles with cryptic markings. A compact box with a complex lock sat among them, its purpose unknown but clearly important.

These objects were later carted away by well-dressed agents from the same cryptic, yet intimidating, federal agency.

Item: Several police officers assigned to the case were severely disciplined for discussing the oddly feline-looking tactical headgear they wore. Someday, I need to look into what the hell that was all about.

But for now, I’m sitting on my couch while Cousin Roy and Sara are engaged in a very aggressive game of Gin Rummy, and thinking about Gorto. Were they really what was left of Dr. Yavuz’s children? My instincts tell me yes, and I can’t imagine the agonizing medical impossibilities inflicted upon them.

If I think about it too long, I find myself hoping that the sonofabitch was still alive when Gorto shoved him into that oil drum.

Where is Gorto now? I can’t say. I hope they find someplace... someplace good. To help them along, I’m not going to cancel my credit card. They can run those babies right up to the max. I’ve always wanted to see what it felt like to declare bankruptcy anyway.

Not every monster is out to get you, and not every healer is a saint. Lesson learned.

I guess that’s about it.

Except...

Gorto, if you’re somehow reading this, thank you.