Oh, that smarts....

You scored as A college textbook. You're an authority on something, you just know it. Everyone else does, too, but that doesn't mean they like you. Since you think very highly of everything you say, you charge a pretty penny to entertain your listeners. Those forced to pay do so grudgingly and try to defray the costs of learning from you by selling portions of their access to your charms to others. As a result of this speedy dissemination of your knowledge, you constantly add to your repertoire--and then hike your price. Despite your usefullness, which is rarely in doubt, nobody likes you. They find you didactic, boring and irrelevant--but still necessary. A college textbook 64% A classic novel 57% A coloring book 50% The back of a froot loops box 50% An electronics user's manual 39% A paperback romance novel 39% Poetry 32% Your Literary Personality created with QuizFarm.com [via]