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Monday

The Best Nonsense Money Can Buy !

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The best nonsense money can buy!

Self potrait Doll

Price : £123

Have a ‘Mini Me’ action figure made of yourself! We got one done for Bizarre art director Dave Kelsall, but he insisted on pulling kooky cross-eyed faces in the photos we sent to the sculptor, so his doll looks 82 per cent Dave, 18 per cent Sloth from The Goonies. “Hey, You Guuuys!”

Metallica Lullaby CD

Price : £12.95

The sky is beginning to ‘Fade To Black’, but getting your baby to sleep is like ‘Pulling Teeth’. Stick on this CD of Metallica tracks played on bells and harps, and ta-da! ‘Enter Sandman’.

Knuckleduster Mug

Price : £11.99

When it’s brass monkeys outside you’ll be glad of a warming brew from this cup, with its handle shaped like brass knuckles. Alternatively, you could fill it with punch.


Kate Bush T-shirt

Price : £19.99

The Mighty Bush was years ahead of her time. If only she’d been US president instead of that other Bush, the last eight years could have been more ‘Wuthering Heights’ and less ‘blathering shite’.

Ben Westwood Lunch Box

Price : £24.99

A saucy sarnie holder decorated with sordid snaps by designer Vivienne’s erotic photographer son. Bizarre suggests you pack a couple of phallic veggies and a nicely tossed salad.

Barbed Wire Leather Rose

Price : £24.95

Got a fetish for the aroma of leather, but find it hard to explain why you keep getting caught sniffing driving gloves in Halfords? It’s totally acceptable to smell flowers,
so buy this cow-skin rose and inhale away. Just be careful with those spikes.


God Lager

Price : £1.49

This divine dark Swedish beer is the perfect tipple for hungover dyslexics who need “hair
of the god”. When they remember that, after downing seven of these the night before, they dry-humped a bollard, then pissed in the fridge, remind them God works in mysterious ways.



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Saturday

Top 15 Wealthiest Black Americans

1. Oprah Winfrey
Net worth: $2.7 billion

Source of wealth: Harpo Productions

Residence: Chicago

Age: 55

The Oprah brand continues to hold its value despite the recession, as viewers tune in for money-saving tips, celebrity interviews and relationship advice. Rural Mississippi native worked the television news circuit in Nashville, Tenn., and Baltimore, Md. Transformed faltering Chicago morning program into popular talk show. Launched The Oprah Winfrey Show nationally in 1986; now airs in 144 countries, brings in 44 million U.S. viewers each week. Her Harpo Productions helped create the Dr. Phil and Rachael Ray shows; Dr. Oz show due out this fall. Media matriarch planning to launch Oprah Winfrey Network early next year. Foundation recently donated to schools in Newark, N.J., and Atlanta.

2. Tiger Woods
Net worth: $600 million

Source of wealth: Golf, endorsements

Residence: Orlando, Fla.

Age: 33

Golf prodigy showed off his putting skills on The Mike Douglas Show at age 2, has dominated the links ever since. Left Stanford University after two years at age 20 in 1996 to turn pro. Has since won 66 PGA tournaments, including 14 major championships. Now hunting Jack Nicklaus' record of 18 major career wins. Named PGA Player of the Year nine times. Total career winnings: $84 million. Intensely marketable; annual on-course winnings represent less than 15% of his income. Lucrative sponsorship contracts from Nike, Gatorade, Gillette, Accenture, AT&T and others earn him at least $100 million each year. Returned to competitive golf in February after rehabbing knee injury for eight months. Dramatically won the Arnold Palmer Invitational by one shot a few weeks later. Rare comment in 1995 on his ethnic background: "The various media have portrayed me as African-American and Asian. I am both."

3. Robert Johnson
Net worth: $550 million

Source of wealth: BET, investments

Residence: West Palm Beach, Fla.

Age: 63

Former billionaire's fortune has fallen from peak as recession hammered media and hotel markets. Founded cable channel Black Entertainment Television in 1979 with $15,000 of his own money and a $500,000 investment by cable king John Malone's Tele-Communications Inc. Became the first African-American billionaire in 2000 by selling BET to Viacom for $3 billion in stock and assumed debt. Former wife and BET co-founder, Sheila Johnson, took big chunk of fortune in 2002 divorce. Shares of Viacom down 50% since last May, CBS off 70%. Formed RLJ Companies: hotels, casino games, banks, NBA's Charlotte Bobcats. Pledged to raise $30 million investment fund for Liberia; opening of $8 million Kendeja Resort slated for early summer.


4. Michael Jordan
Net worth: $525 million

Source of wealth: Basketball, Nike, endorsements

Residence: Chicago

Age: 46

Arguably the greatest basketball player ever. Led the NBA's Chicago Bulls to six world championships during the 1990s. Left basketball for stint as a minor league baseball player after third NBA championship in 1993; returned to the Bulls two years later. Retired again 1999; took ownership stake and executive job with the Washington Wizards. Returned to the court in 2001; signed 2-year contract with Wizards. Total points scored: 32,292, ranking him third all-time. Released Air Jordan basketball sneaker with Nike in 1984. The Jordan brand brings in hundreds of millions of dollars each year in sales for Nike; royalty checks from that provide the bulk of former star's income today. Other lucrative deals throughout career: Gatorade, Hanes, Upper Deck. Owns stake in Robert Johnson's Charlotte Bobcats; runs team's basketball operations. Son Jeffrey plays basketball at the University of Illinois, younger son Marcus recently signed letter of commitment to play for University of Central Florida next fall.

5. Earvin "Magic" Johnson, Jr.
Net worth: $500 million

Source of wealth: Restaurants, real estate, investments

Residence: Beverly Hills, Calif.

Age: 49

Grew up in Lansing, Mich., with nine brothers and sisters. Father worked at General Motors plant; mother was school custodian. Played at Michigan State; won national championship in 1979 in one of many legendary matchups against Larry Bird. Led Los Angeles Lakers to five world championships; 13-year career in NBA included three MVP awards, 12 NBA All-Star games, a gold medal at the 1992 Barcelona Olympics and induction into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame. Retired from NBA after announcing he had contracted HIV, became an entrepreneur. Introduced well-known brands to ethnically diverse neighborhoods via Magic Johnson Enterprises. Today has partnerships with Starbucks, 24 Hour Fitness, T.G.I. Fridays, AMC Theatres. Also invests in urban real estate and companies catering to America's underserved markets via his Canyon-Johnson and Yucaipa-Johnson funds. Has awarded more than $1.1 million to community-based organizations that focus on HIV/AIDS education and prevention.

6. William Henry Cosby, Jr.
Net worth: $450 million

Source of wealth: The Cosby Show, entertainment

Residence: Massachusetts

Age: 71

Legendary comedian born in Philadelphia. Left high school in 10th grade; finished via correspondence course while in the Navy. Broke a long-standing racial barrier when he was cast as an equal to a white actor on NBC's "I Spy" in the 1960s; role as Alexander Scott garnered him three Emmy Awards. Left TV for stand-up comedy. Returned to the small screen 1984; launched The Cosby Show on NBC, propelling the network to first place. Iconic show about an upper-middle-class black family living in New York has made him hundreds of millions in pay and syndication dollars. Best-selling book Fatherhood sold 4 million copies. Today spends time doing stand-up on the road. With wife, Camille, donated $20 million in 1988 to Spelman College in Atlanta. Continues to support education, various social service and civil rights organizations. Jazz enthusiast also built collection of 400 works of African-American art dating from the 18th through the 20th century. Awarded Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2002 in recognition of his contributions to American culture. Net worth probably higher.


7. Sheila Johnson
Net worth: $400 million

Source of wealth: BET, investments

Residence: The Plains, Va.

Age: 60

Doctor's daughter and violinist co-founded Black Entertainment Television with former husband Robert Johnson; couple met in college at University of Illinois. Duo sold network to Viacom for $3 billion in stock and assumed debt; split fortune in divorce in 2002 after 33-year marriage. Today she is chief executive of Salamander LLC, which controls a portfolio of luxury resorts. Through investment in Lincoln Holdings, owns stake in NHL's Washington Capitals, NBA's Washington Wizards, and WNBA's Washington Mystics. Johnson is the Mystics' president and managing partner.

8. R. Donahue Peebles
Net worth: $350 million

Source of wealth: Real estate

Residence: Coral Gables, Fla.

Age: 49

Grandson of a hotel doorman. Owns one of the country's largest African-American real estate development companies; Peebles Corporation's portfolio includes hotels, apartments and office space in Miami Beach and Washington, D.C. "Don" left Rutgers University in 1979 to become a real estate agent in the District of Columbia. Worked on Capitol Hill as a page and an intern for congressmen John Conyers and Ron Dellums while attending Capitol Page School. Today owns 13 acres of prime Las Vegas land behind Steve Wynn's Encore casino; slated for redevelopment. Also owns pricey land in Southern California. Authored two books, The Peebles Principles and The Peebles Path to Real Estate Wealth.

9. Berry Gordy, Jr.
Net worth: $325 million

Source of wealth: Motown, Jobete

Residence: Los Angeles

Age: 79

Music pioneer put away his boxing gloves for songwriting at age 20. Borrowed $800 from parents to build his own record label. Created Motown Records in Detroit. Wrote hit songs ("Lonely Teardrops," "I'll be Satisfied"), managed talent (Jackson 5, The Supremes, Smokey Robinson, Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder). Known for running Motown's record production like an assembly line, emulating Detroit's Big Three car companies; fought numerous lawsuits brought by recording artists and songwriters alleging unpaid royalties throughout career. Sold Motown Records in 1988 for $61 million; later sold Jobete Music Corp. in installments to EMI Music Publishing for more than $300 million combined. Hit movie Dreamgirls said to be loosely based on Motown; Paramount Pictures and Dreamworks issued an apology to Gordy in 2007 for any confusion the fictional story might have caused regarding Motown's legacy.

10. Quintin Primo III
Net worth: $300 million

Source of wealth: Real estate

Residence: Chicago

Age: 55

Minister's son grew up in Chicago. Played keyboard, trumpet in college jam band. Harvard University MBA 1979. First finance gig in Citicorp's real estate lending division. Founded Capri Capital in 1992 with childhood friend Daryl Carter. Early successes extending mezzanine loans to small borrowers that larger firms didn't bother to serve. Today portfolio dominated by apartment complexes but projects are diverse: three years ago paid $136 million for Baldwin Hills Crenshaw Plaza shopping mall in southern Los Angeles. Carter left in 2007, Primo stayed on as chairman and chief executive. Assets under management are now $4.3 billion. Announced $2 billion Saudi venture last June; will build hotels, office towers, condos in one of King Abdullah's anointed "economic zones." Also plans to invest $1 billion in distressed assets, half-built construction projects in U.S. with financing from U.S. Treasury.

11. Don King
Net worth: $290 million

Source of wealth: Boxing promotion

Residence: Manalapan, Fla.

Age: 77

"Only in America." Loud-talking, flag-waving King ascended from a troubled past in Cleveland to become the biggest promoter in boxing. Accused of killing two men; 1954 case ruled a justifiable homicide, 1966 case ruled manslaughter. Spent nearly four years in prison. Entered boxing business while doing fundraising work in 1972 for a struggling Cleveland hospital. Asked Muhammad Ali to attend charity event. Later convinced Ali and George Foreman to let him promote their 1974 heavyweight championship bout. The "Rumble in the Jungle" in Zaire is remembered as one of the greatest fights of all time. Biggest success: boxing badboy Mike Tyson. Orchestrated heavyweight's comeback in 1995 after the former champ's three-year prison term for rape; landed Tyson a $70 million deal to fight six bouts at the MGM Grand in Las Vegas. King personally pocketed $15 million in MGM stock; shares quickly doubled in value, King sold. Promoted Tyson and Evander Holyfield's infamous 1997 bout; fight grossed $110 million. Tyson sued King a year later for $100 million accusing King of cheating him out of earnings; settled for $14 million. Can still be seen at fights donning his signature hairstyle while waving an American flag as he supports his fighters.

12. Janice Bryant Howroyd
Net worth: $250 million

Source of wealth: Staffing, investments

Residence: Palos Verdes, Calif.

Age: 56

Fourth of 11 children; father was a foreman at a dye factory, mother stayed home to raise the kids. Janice took job as an assistant at Billboard Magazine; left to start staffing firm Act-1 in 1978 with $967 in savings and $533 in loans from family. Built up client base via word of mouth, cold calls. Today the employment services agency generates annual revenues approaching $1 billion. Donated $10 million to her alma mater, North Carolina Agricultural & Technical State University, in 2004; gave another $10 million to University of Southern California in 2005.

13. Herman J. Russell
Net worth: $200 million

Source of wealth: Construction, real estate

Residence: Atlanta

Age: 78

Real estate and construction tycoon learned the building business at an early age; father was a plastering contractor on construction projects. Herman bought a vacant Atlanta lot at age 16; built first property, a duplex. Founded contractor H.J. Russell Plastering Co. in 1953; later renamed H.J. Russell & Co. Helped build Georgia Dome and Turner Field. Annual sales approach $300 million. Family business: son Michael is chief executive, son Jerome is president. Also owns Concessions International; outfit provides food and beverage services to airports. Daughter Donata Russell-Major is vice chair. Largest owner of HUD-related properties in Georgia. Once owned stakes in pro basketball's Atlanta Hawks and hockey's Atlanta Flames. Now retired from day-to-day management; focused on philanthropy.

14. Tracy Maitland
Net worth: $150 million

Source of wealth: Investments

Residence: New York City

Age: 48

Bronx native attended Columbia University, nabbed job in convertible securities department at Merrill Lynch in 1982. Spent more than a decade learning "convertibles" (bonds that can be converted into stock at the holder's discretion). Launched investment outfit Advent Capital in 1996. Today Advent manages $3.3 billion across hedge funds and mutual funds. Offices in New York and London. Firm's hedge funds have lost money in only two years since inception: 2005 and 2008. Jazz enthusiast owns 2,000 vintage records.

14. Tracy Maitland
Net worth: $150 million

Source of wealth: Investments

Residence: New York City

Age: 48

Bronx native attended Columbia University, nabbed job in convertible securities department at Merrill Lynch in 1982. Spent more than a decade learning "convertibles" (bonds that can be converted into stock at the holder's discretion). Launched investment outfit Advent Capital in 1996. Today Advent manages $3.3 billion across hedge funds and mutual funds. Offices in New York and London. Firm's hedge funds have lost money in only two years since inception: 2005 and 2008. Jazz enthusiast owns 2,000 vintage records.


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Tuesday

Australian Dollar Lower At Noon

THE dollar was lower at noon as reduced sentiment towards risk on financial markets dragged the currency lower.
At 12.00pm (AEST), the dollar was trading at $US0.7341/45, down from yesterday's close of $US0.7395/98.

Since 7.00am, the unit moved between $US0.7341 and $US0.7430.

Francisco Solar, a senior trader with online currency firm, EasyForex, said the dollar had lost some ground in the local session after failing to push above a key resistance level during yesterday's offshore trade.

The dollar had its strongest start to the local session since October 6 last year, after opening at $US0.7421/26.

"The Aussie had quite a push up in the past few days with markets expecting some sort of test towards 75 US cents, but it faltered at $US.7480,'' Mr Solar said.

"People tend to sell on the back of that, even if it was a technical trade.''

A easing in risk appetite also hampered the dollar, Mr Solar said.

At 12.00pm, the S&P/ASX200 was down 0.53 per cent, while the broader All Ordinaries was 0.52 per cent weaker.

An above-forecast result for local retail sales in March gave the dollar a lift after the release of data at 11.30am, Mr Solar said.

Australian retail trade at current prices rose 2.2 per cent in March to a seasonally adjusted rise of 0.5 per cent, theAustralian Bureau of Statistics (ABS) said.

Some investors were becoming nervous ahead of the release of the results from the US Government's stress tests of American banks, due on Friday morning (AEST), Mr Solar said.

"There is some risk tied to those stress tests, especially as they were pushed back from May 4,'' he said.

Mr Solar forecasts the dollar to trade between $US0.7315 and $US0.7415 during the rest of the Asian session.

At noon, the RBA's trade weighted index (TWI) was at 60.3, down from yesterday's close of 60.7.

Meanwhile, the Australian bond market was firmer. The yield on the Commonwealth Government March 2019 bond was 4.750 per cent, down from yesterday's close of 4.825 per cent, while the yield on the April 2012 bond was at 3.638 per cent, down from 3.703 per cent.

On the Sydney Futures Exchange, the June 10-year bond futures contract price was 95.250, up from yesterday's close of 95.185, while the June three-year bond futures contract was at 96.375, up from 96.315.


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Saturday

Top 10 Technology Kings Of Cash

When the economy gets ugly, nothing talks like cash in the bank. Although banks and car companies may be pretty much screwed right now, IBM, Hewlett-Packard and other big tech companies are rolling in greenbacks. Check out the list and suggest some more info's you need to be here..

1. IBM
Armonk, N.Y.

Cash and Equivalents : $12.7 billion

2 . Hewlett-Packard [ HP ]
Palo Alto, Calif.

Cash and Equivalents : $11.2 billion

 3. Google
Mountain View, Calif.

Cash and Equivalents : $8.7 billion

4. Dell
Austin, Texas

Cash and Equivalents : $8.4 billion

5. Microsoft
Redmond, Wash.

Cash and Equivalents : $8.3 billion

6. Oracle
Redwood City, Calif.

Cash and Equivalents : $7.4 billion

7. Apple
Cupertino, Calif.

Cash and Equivalents : $7.2 billion

8. EMC
Hopkinton, Mass.

Cash and Equivalents : $5.8 billion 

9. Cisco Systems
San Jose, Calif.

Cash and Equivalents : $4.2 billion

10. Intel
Santa Clara, Calif.

Cash and Equivalents : $3.4 billion


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Friday

Google's Top Expectations

The rotten economy may have broken Google's string of sequential sales gains, but the search giant's shares surged more than 5% in after-hours trading Thursday thanks to stronger than expected first quarter earnings and year-over-year sales gains.

Google ( GOOG - news - people ) also announced that its longtime sales chief, Omid Kordestani, will be moving to the position of senior advisor to the office of the chief executive and founder. Kordestani will be replaced by Nikesh Arora, now president of international operations, as president of global sales operations and business development.

The moves come after Tim Armstrong, Google's North America sales chief, jumped ship to take the CEO slot at struggling portal AOL in March. Since then Google has laid off 200 employees in its sales and marketing group.

Nevertheless, Google's advertising-driven results stand in stark contrast to those reported by sagging print media titles. The company's net income rose 8.4% in its first quarter to $1.42 billion, or $4.49 cents a share, from $1.31 billion, or $4.12, in the corresponding period a year earlier.

Excluding special items, Google reported earnings of $5.16 per share, beating the consensus estimate of $4.93 reported by Thomson Reuters. After subtracting traffic-acquisition costs, sales rose 10% to $4.07 billion from $3.70 billlion.

However, the results do mark the first sequential sales drop for the online powerhouse, with sales, when not adjusted for traffic-acquisition costs, down 3% from the previous quarter.

Google shares surged $19.52, or 5.02%, to $409.25 in after-hours trading.


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Thursday

World's Biggest Credit Cards

Credit card companies love issuing premium "gold," "platinum" or "black" cards, since elite cardholders rack up big bills.

Here's a sampling of some of the hardest-to-get cards with the biggest cardholder benefits.

1. American Express Centurion

Annual Fee: $2,500 (plus an initiation fee of $5,000)

Requirements: $250,000 spending minimum

Often regarded as the ultimate in its category, benefits of the "black card" include 24-hour concierge service, room upgrades at hotels and membership to the company's "By Invitation Only" program, which offers access to sporting, culinary and cultural events, including New York Fashion Week.

2. Bank of America Accolades

Annual Fee: $295

Requirements: At least $200,000 in assets with Bank of America

Bank of America's first high-end credit card launched in 2007 and provides customers with concierge service, cash-back rewards, comprehensive identity-theft protection and recovery services, as well as access to more than 500 airport lounges worldwide.

3.Coutts World Card

Annual Fee: $500 (waived if $100,000 is charged to your account over one year)

Requirements: Only available to Coutts clients who have at least $1 million in the bank

As the private banking arm of the Royal Bank of Scotland, Coutts offers cardholders travel insurance, 24-hour concierge service, Priority Pass membership and purchase insurance.

4. HHonors Diamond VIP Surpass from Hilton/American Express

Annual Fee: $75

Requirements: $40,000 spending minimum

Ideal for frequent travelers, this card rewards members with nine points on the Hilton loyalty program for every $1 spent at Hilton hotels, and free access to more than 500 airport lounges worldwide. Room upgrades and access to private lounges within the hotels are also included.


5. Sotheby's World Elite Mastercard

Annual Fee: $395

Requirements: You must earn over $250,000 per year and have over $2million in investable assets.

Designed for art collectors and fans, benefits include 24-hour concierge service, complimentary business-class companion international air tickets on certain flights, upgrades from economy to business class for international air travel, global airport lounge access, discounted prices in Sotheby's catalogs and free admission to top museums.


6. Visa Black Card

Annual Fee: $495

Requirements: No spending minimum, but membership is limited to 1% of the U.S. population

Launched in 2008, this is Visa's answer to Amex's Centurion. It offers similar benefits--24-hour concierge service, Priority Pass membership and 1% cash back on all purchases--without a spending minimum.


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Monday

A Trillion Dollar - Face Off

All this talk about "stimulus packages" and "bailouts"...

A billion dollars...

A hundred billion dollars...

Eight hundred billion dollars...

One TRILLION dollars...

What does that look like? I mean, these various numbers are tossed around like so many doggie treats, so I thought I'd take Google Sketchup out for a test drive and try to get a sense of what exactly a trillion dollars looks like.

We'll start with a $100 dollar bill. Currently the largest U.S. denomination in general circulation. Most everyone has seen them, slighty fewer have owned them. Guaranteed to make friends wherever they go.

A packet of one hundred $100 bills is less than 1/2" thick and contains $10,000. Fits in your pocket easily and is more than enough for week or two of shamefully decadent fun.

Believe it or not, this next little pile is $1 million dollars (100 packets of $10,000). You could stuff that into a grocery bag and walk around with it.

While a measly $1 million looked a little unimpressive, $100 million is a little more respectable. It fits neatly on a standard pallet...

And $1 BILLION dollars... now we're really getting somewhere...


Next we'll look at ONE TRILLION dollars. This is that number we've been hearing so much about. What is a trillion dollars? Well, it's a million million. It's a thousand billion. It's a one followed by 12 zeros.

You ready for this?

It's pretty surprising.

Go ahead...


Notice those pallets are double stacked.
...and remember those are $100 bills.

So the next time you hear someone toss around the phrase "trillion dollars"... that's what they're talking about.



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Friday

Top 7 Forbes Rich List

The much-watched Forbes annual rich list put Microsoft founder Bill Gates back on top with a net worth of $US40 billion, although he saw his bank balance lose $US18 billion over the last 12 months.

In second place came Warren Buffett with $US37 billion, despite losing $US25 billion this year in the value of his Berkshire Hathaway shares

Carlos Slim Helú - who owns 90 per cent of Mexico's telephone landlines - is the world's third richest person. He has lost $US25 billion since the economic downturn, but is still worth $US35 billion.

Database titan Lawrence Ellison came in at fourth place with a $US22.5 billion fortune.

Ingvar Kamprad opened his first Ikea store 50 years ago. He retired in 1986 but still works on his brand's image. His $US22 billion fortune makes him the fifth richest person in the world.

Karl Albrecht, the founder of the Aldi Sud supermarket chain, moved from number 10 to 6 as he cashed in on shoppers after cheaper products. He is worth $US21.5 billion. No photo of Albrecht was available.

Indian businessman Mukesh Ambani comes in at 7th place with a $19.5 billion personal fortune. He is the chairman, managing director and the largest shareholder of Reliance Industries



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