I hope you had a lovely Easter weekend. I spent mine trying to get up a staircase.
One of the more daunting tasks ahead of me with the Del Prado house is constructing the staircase. I've never built one before. According to the instructions it should be a simple matter of a dab of glue and slotting the pieces together. We know how that worked out so far.
I started by finding all the pieces, and doing a test assembly. Surprisingly easy! Then I put it in the hallway to see how it looks, and discovered that it doesn't fit. This is not Del Prado's fault. When I replaced the outer shell of my house with solid sheets of plywood, I didn't take the thickness of the wood into consideration. As a result, I had to trim 5mm off the back of all the interior walls to make them fit.
Now I had a staircase sticking out in front of the kitchen door. Sigh. Why does a small little problem like 5mm always come back to bite you in the bum? I could cut off the banister I suppose, but the more I stood there and got upset over it, the more I wanted someone else to blame. Then I noticed something so glaringly stupid that I couldn't believe I hadn't noticed it before. April fool!!! A dollhouse person would go running up the stairs and smack his face against the back wall. There is no landing! Not even Escher would have done something that crazy. I'm all for a bit of deceiving the eye. Doors that lead nowhere, for instance, don't bother me at all. But a staircase that runs up against a wall, just not on.
Obviously the staircase needed a turn in it. That would make it shorter to both not stick out in front of my kitchen door and not run into the back wall. I set about making a mock staircase with cardboard to see how I could possibly alter it to make it work. A bit of Lego to keep the right angles, a bit of glue...
Voila! Much easier than I thought.
Except when I fit it into the house to test it, I realized that it would now run smack up against the side wall. Duh! In addition to that, there was no way to put a turn in the stairs without cutting the corner off the door-that-leads-nowhere that I intend to install against the back wall.
I learnt something here. Unless you want impossibly steep stairs that run up against a wall, you need a much wider hall, or much more height to the ceiling. Neither of which I was going to get without rebuilding the entire house.
After a weekend of ripping up mock staircases and cursing my inability to think in 3D, I finally found what I think is an elegant solution.
I'm going to make a small downstairs landing, with triangular stairs that angle around the corner. The staircase is going to run from the back of the house to the front. How the dollhouse people are going to carry their couch around the corner and up those stairs is not my problem. I will have a plausible staircase, my downstairs nowhere-door will have more than enough room, and as a bonus, the entire downstairs hall will not be hidden behind the staircase. Instead, I will have a lovely interesting space under the stairs to play with.
I will repeat the same design for the stairs leading to the attic rooms. I will need to re-cut the stairwell holes, but since I haven't worked on the upper storey floors yet, it is not a problem. After an entire weekend my staircase doesn't look like much, but it will soon. I can't wait to work on it some more!
The only downside to my design is that once the staircase and interior walls are installed, one won't see much of it.
Unless you have a periscope. Or one of those angled little mirror thingies the dentist uses. Is there a dentist in the audience?