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engineering at coinbase
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havent written code in 4 months. keep expecting something to happen that makes me want to use a computer again.
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absolute shittest feature of 2021 was google meets hand raise feature. built my entire career on bullying, interrupting, and talking over people
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my kink is i can only work on a couch in the most fucked up position imaginable, with a battery perpetually at 5% AND i have to be staring across the room at a perfectly good, ergo desk setup, with external monitor, ring light, etc. that i never use
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nice how anytime I start entertaining the idea of starting a company again I have these old videos where last time around I was very clearly on the edge of a psychotic break
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in hypergrowth, it's unlikely you get promo'd as an IC as quickly as inflation around leveling happens this means older tenured employees are artificially down leveled over time or have to "work harder" for the same level interesting how the opposite is often true for managers
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wow figma got so good since i last used it. almost ready to be a designer again
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Google docs needs to GIVE IT UP with these page breaks. I'm tired. Noone is printing this shit.
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weird to me that the best medical professionals seem to teach at universities alongside their practice, but engineers / designers / etc. dont? why?
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