Coma From the Land Down Un-Duh

Apparently “Great Britain News” has some work to do…

Armed Sydney police ram into car and arrest five men en route to Bondi Beach just days after terror attack
Great Britain News | December 18, 2025 | Ben Chapman

…Images from the scene showed the men lying on the red and footpath with their hands zip-tied behind their backs.

Probably meant “road.” Or maybe it’s just their accent.

Photos and videos of the detentions spread rapidly online, but police are yet to realise the identities of those arrested or confirm the exact number of people taken into custody.

Perhaps meant “release,” but who actually knows? May be correct as is.

The incident occurred just days after the Bondi Beach terror attack which claimed the lives of 15 people.

Naveed Akram, 24, has been charged with 15 counts of murder and one count of committing a terrorist act after waking from a coma.

Well, he probably couldn’t have done it before waking from a coma, could he?

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🎢🎢🎡 

Akrams . . .

Meet the Akrams!

They’re the modern Stone Age family

From the

Terror Baracks

Tore a page right out of history!

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Less rights

Intifada’s in the streets.

Through the

Curse of the feds’ too-left feats;

When you’re

Near defenseless

We’ll have some yobbo do time

Abdullah boom time

We’ll have a gay old time!

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Straight Line of the Day: If They’re Going To Smuggle Meth in Breakfast Cereals…

EXCLUSIVE: CBP Busts Meth Breakfast Cereal Smuggling Attempt
Daily SignalΒ | 12/17/2025 | Virginia Allen

Customs and Border Protection has thwarted a large drug smuggling attempt in Texas.

CBP officers in the Lone Star State discovered a tractor trailer filled with cereal ingredients. More than $10.3 million in alleged methamphetamine was found hidden inside the cereal bags.


 

Cartoons and Memes

“Well, Miss Welch, already for Christmas?”

“I can’t wait. I’m so excited.”

“I can’t wait to hand out the gifts to all the interns on the naughty list.”

“What about the Nice list?”

“Santa has got that covered.”

Just to let everyone know this poll will be open until Dec. 31st. Got Christmas Eve plans.

Winners

9.
10.

This week.

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10.

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The Only Logical Conclusion: They Mean To Take Wimbledon

Photographer Finds Thousands of Dinosaur Footprints Near Italian Winter Olympic Venue
breitbart.com | 12/16/2025

MILAN (AP) β€” A wildlife photographer stumbled upon one of the oldest and largest known collections of dinosaur footprints, dating back about 210 million years to the Triassic Period, high in an Italian national park near the 2026 Milan Cortina Winter Olympic venue of Bormio, officials announced Tuesday.

The discovery in the Stelvio National Park was striking for the sheer number of footprints, estimated at as many as 20,000 over some five kilometers (three miles), and the location near the Swiss border, once a prehistoric coastal area, that has never previously yielded dinosaur tracks, experts said. . . .

The dinosaur prints are believed to have been made by long-necked bipedal herbivores that were up to 10 meters (33 feet) long, weighing up to four tons, similar to a Plateosaurus, Dal Sasso said. Some of the tracks were 40 centimeters wide, with visible claws.

The footprints indicated that the dinosaurs traveled in packs and they sometimes stopped in circular formations, possibly as a protective measure.

I’ve had a few long-necks in my time, but never saw any 33-foot-long, four-ton vegetarians with visible claws. Much less in a circle.

You sure the scientists weren’t accidentally watching The View?


 


 

Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 12/10/2025 : New Matches for 12/17/2025

I hear Mr. Walrus has a special present ready for me. Can’t wait for Christmas next week!

Results

Diana RiggNo PreferenceGloria Hendry
212011

Jane SeymourNo PreferenceMadelaine Smith
1240106

New Matches for 12/17/2025

Match 1

Catherine Schell (Nancy) vs (7) Britt Ekland (Mary Goodnight)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Catherine Schell2 – 3 – 0419 – 11 – 774
Nancy

Actress:Catherine Schell
Nationality:Hungarian
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.

Catherine Schell

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(7) Britt Ekland5 – 1 – 01090 – 8 – 297
Mary Goodnight

Actress:Britt Ekland
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Mary Goodnight was Bond’s assistant in Hong Kong, and previously his secretary in London. She helps Bond to locate Miss Anders, the girlfriend of hitman Scaramanga. The two almost spend the night together on multiple occasions, and at one point Goodnight is embarrassingly shoved into a cupboard when Miss Anders pays Bond a surprise visit. Goodnight is eventually kidnapped by Scaramanga, but after Bond kills him, Goodnight helps Bond escape his Island.

Britt Ekland

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58 votes · 58 answers

Match 2

(15) Maud Adams (Andrea Anders, Octopussy) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
(15) Maud Adams4 – 2 – 0835 – 9 – 487
Andrea Anders
Octopussy

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:The Man with the Golden Gun (1974)

Synopsis:

Miss Anders was the girlfriend of Francisco Scaramanga, the $1 million a shot assassin, the man with the golden gun. She sent a golden bullet to MI6 with 007 engraved on the side, so that it would be thought that Scaramanga had Bond on his hit list. Miss Anders was hoping that Bond would respond to the threat and kill Scaramanga, freeing her from his possession. However, Scaramanga learnt of her betrayal and shot her through the heart.

Actress:Maud Adams
Nationality:Swedish
Bond Movie:Octopussy (1983)

Synopsis:

Octopussy ran an all-women floating island, the girls of which were acrobats for a circus that was a front for a jewellery smuggling operation. She was a partner in crime with Kamal Khan, who stole the jewellery for himself and tried to kill Octopussy. Octopussy saved Bond’s life, and Bond repaid the debt by saving hers. After killing Khan, Bond and Octopussy sail into the sunset, with the acrobat girls rowing for them.

Maud Adams

VS

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Angela Scoular0 – 6 – 093 – 4 – 1320
Ruby Bartlett

Actress:Angela Scoular
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969)

Synopsis:

Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.

Angela Scoular

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58 votes · 58 answers


 


 


 

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 5 : Julianne Moore vs Selma Hayek

Good night.

Julianne Moore vs Selma Hayek

Julianne Moore (2-2-0 Pts. 163 Avg. 40.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jessica Chastain 49-42
  • Week 2 Lost to Jennifer Love-Hewitt 25-49
  • Week 3 Defeated Emily BluntΒ 45-30
  • Week 4 Lost to Natalie Portman 40-43

VS

Selma Hayek (4-0-0 Pts. 252 Avg. 63.00)

  • Week 1 Defeated Elizabeth Olsen 72-24
  • Week 2 Defeated Natalie Portman 52-22
  • Week 3 Defeated Jennifer Love-HewittΒ 60-33
  • Week 4 Defeated Jessica Chastain 68-28

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94 votes · 94 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 5 : Jessica Chastain vs Jennifer Love-Hewitt

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Jessica Chastain vs Jennifer Love-Hewitt

Jessica Chastain (0-4-0 Pts. 122 Avg. 30.50)

  • Week 1 Lost to Julianne Moore 42-49
  • Week 2 Lost to Emily Blunt 29-39
  • Week 3 Lost to Anne HathawayΒ 23-62
  • Week 4 Lost to Selma Hayek 28-68

VS

Jennifer Love-Hewitt (2-2-0 Pts. 200 Avg. 50.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Anne Hathaway 56-58
  • Week 2 Defeated Julianne Moore 49-25
  • Week 3 Lost to Selma HayekΒ 33-60
  • Week 4 Defeated Elizabeth Olsen 62-28

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91 votes · 91 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 5 : Elizabeth Olsen vs Emily Blunt

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Elizabeth Olsen vs Emily Blunt

Elizabeth Olsen (0-4-0 Pts. 88 Avg. 22.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Selma Hayek 24-72
  • Week 2 Lost to Anne Hathaway 16-49
  • Week 3 Lost to Natalie PortmanΒ 20-54
  • Week 4 Lost to Jennifer Love-Hewitt 28-62

VS

Emily Blunt (1-3-0 Pts. 143 Avg. 35.75)

  • Week 1 Lost to Natalie Portman 50-54
  • Week 2 Defeated Jessica Chastain 39-29
  • Week 3 Lost to Julianne MooreΒ 30-45
  • Week 4 Lost to Anne Hathaway 25-61

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94 votes · 94 answers


 


 

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 5 : Natalie Portman vs Anne Hathaway

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Natalie Portman vs Anne Hathaway

Natalie Portman (3-1-0 Pts. 173 Avg. 43.25)

  • Week 1 Defeated Emily Blunt 54-50
  • Week 2 Lost to Selma Hayek 22-52
  • Week 3 Defeated Elizabeth OlsenΒ 54-20
  • Week 4 Defeated Julianne Moore 43-40

VS

Anne Hathaway (4-0-0 Pts. 231 Avg. 57.75)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jennifer Love-Hewitt 58-56
  • Week 2 Defeated Elizabeth Olsen 49-16
  • Week 3 Defeated Jessica ChastainΒ 62-23
  • Week 4 Defeated Emily Blunt 61-25

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Who do you prefer?
97 votes · 97 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AJ : Week 4 : Results and Standings

We got another week in the books and a vision of future leagues and sugar plums are dancing in my head.

Results

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Who do you prefer?
96 votes · 96 answers

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Who do you prefer?
90 votes · 90 answers

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Who do you prefer?
86 votes · 86 answers

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Who do you prefer?
83 votes · 83 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Selma Hayek4 – 0 – 025263.0010763.00 – 26.75
Anne Hathaway4 – 0 – 023157.7512057.75 – 30.00
Natalie Portman3 – 1 – 017343.2516243.25 – 40.50
Jennifer Love-Hewitt2 – 2 – 020050.0017150.00 – 42.75
Julianne Moore2 – 2 – 016340.7516440.75 – 41.00
Emily Blunt1 – 3 – 014335.7518935.75 – 47.25
Jessica Chastain0 – 4 – 012230.5021830.50 – 54.50
Elizabeth Olsen0 – 4 – 08822.0023722.00 – 59.25

Week 5

  • 10:00 am Natalie Portman vs Anne Hathaway
  • 2:00 pm Elizabeth Olsen vs Emily Blunt
  • 6:00 pm Jessica Chastain vs Jennifer Love-Hewitt
  • 8:00 pm Julianne Moore vs Selma Hayek