The Tanaka Family Reincarnates, Vol. 5

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By Choko and kaworu. Released in Japan as “Tanaka-ke, Tensei Suru” by Dragon Novels. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sasha Schiller.

So yeah, I was wrong about more than one thing in my last review. To be fair, when it comes to one of those things, the rest of the cast got it wrong as well. When we hear there’s a new saint, we, and the King and prince, assume that it’s going to be Emma. I had wondered if the plotline would be that Emma had to move to the country of religious zealots. But no, it turns out that the saint is someone totally different. More to the point, I had said that this series was first and foremost a comedy, and while that’s still true, it does show that it is not afraid to get involved in drama when the need arises. Or in this case pure horror. For a number of pages we know nothing about what’s going on except that Emma and her brothers are terrified, to the point that Emma can’t even walk. And the explanation is not only eerie (though even it gets used comedically later) but also asks what the saint position even does.

After debating just staying forever, and William having to deal with his mother and sister being BL fans, the Tanaka family are returning to their capital… only to find this have changed while they’ve been gone. The Church has declared a new saint, Juana (who we briefly saw in a prior volume, but don’t worry if you forgot her, so did everyone else). And there’s a rumor going around that Emma was in fact a FAKE saint, and a lot of students are following Juana around and disparaging Emma. For the most part, this doesn’t really bother Emma and company, as those close to her are still her friends, and she doesn’t really run into the new saint. Until she does, and when Emma and her brothers see Juana’s face, Emma has a complete nervous breakdown and the entire family retreats to their estate. Which starts even MORE rumors.

Rest assured, there’s some good comedy here. The bizarre Church edict about buying new underwear makes the Tanakas boggle just as much as the audience, and the Tanaka Family themselves are always good for fun scenes, especially when we get a few of their uncles and cousins. But the book shines when we discover why Emma is so horrified about Juana’s face, and the nightmare that she has is harrowing and (possibly) may have led to real disaster were it not for their giant cats. More to the point, the Church and the Saint are trying to start a real war with real consequences, and it takes most of the book for the country to even realize it. Now, I’m fairly sure that things are back on the upswing, but it’s a good sign of how the Tanakas have sort of accidentally become the lynchpin that holds this world together – especially Emma.

This is basically “Part 1 of 2”, so we’ll see how it resolves next time. A great volume, with some nice depth.

A Certain Magical Index NT, Vol. 5

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By Kazumi Kamachi and Kiyotaka Haimura. Released in Japan as “Shinyaku To Aru Majutsu no Index” by Dengeki Bunko. Released in North America by Yen On. Translated by Alice Prowse.

I’ve been dealing with a very bad cold the last few days, which might explain some of this, but not all of it: there were a few points in this book I was genuinely laughing out loud. Longtime readers will know that I find Index, much like Strike the Blood, to be rather pathetic when it comes to actual humor, mostly as the humor tends towards the usual shonen harem “whoops I just groped you ha ha” jokes. And indeed, there’s one of those in here too, and it’s not funny. But there is a scene in this book where Mugino is trying to bake something from a cookbook, and the entire scene is just so bizarre and out there I could not stop laughing. It’s the good kind of funny. Likewise, this is the good kind of Index book. Touma runs all over creation, gets everyone mad at him, tries to save a girl, and gets shot in the chest multiple times. OK, that last one is new.

No, that’s not a new character on the cover. You’ve seen Headband Girl before, and if you really want to feel like a nerd, go and look for her page on the Index wiki. Wait, you mean the blond bishie? Yeah, he is new. That’s Thor, looking nothing like Chris Hemsworth. Thor is technically part of GREMLIN, but he’s not very happy with them at the moment after the events of the last two books. As for Touma, he’s dealing with having been away for so long and it being festival time – which means he should be at the school doing prep. Unfortunately for Touma, not only is Ollerus trying to stop and explain the plot and backstory of the entire series to him (Touma is mostly uninterested), but Thor wants to save a girl named Fräulein Kreutune, and gets really pissed off that Touma is no longer a one-dimensional caricature of himself. What’s to be done?

Fräulein Kreutune does indeed look to be the latest girl that needs to be saved, but I’m fairly certain it’s not going to be Touma doing it, especially as she’s befriended Last Order and Fremea. Right now she’s creepy and monotone, I suspect that won’t last. She and Thor are the big new characters, but there’s also a bunch of returning favorites, some of whom I suspected and some of whom are a genuine surprise. I’m fairly positive that whatever is confronting Mugino is NOT the vengeful ghost of Frenda back from the dead, nor do I think Frenda is actually Not Dead After All, so we’ll see what’s up with that next time. The return of Kakine delights me far less, but I’m more worried about the woman telling him to go wild than I am about him personally. As for Touma? Well, he gets himself shot multiple times in the chest as a distraction to confuse the enemy. Which is par for the course.

This is a 2-parter, so we’ll have to wait till the next volume to find out what happens. If you like Index hijinks, this is for you. It even has Mikoto in it! She doesn’t do anything, but hey. And it has Index in it! She doesn’t do anything, but hey.

How a Realist Hero Rebuilt the Kingdom, Vol. 20

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By Dojyomaru and Fuyuyuki. Released in Japan as “Genjitsu Shugi Yuusha no Oukoku Saikenki” by Overlap Bunko. Released in North America by J-Novel Club. Translated by Sean McCann.

Yes, I know, I jinxed it. I was looking forward to this being the final Realist Hero volume, and lo and behold, there’s a short story collection still to go. Still, for the most part, this does serve as the “epilogue” to the series the author wanted, for better or worse. For worse is laid out right there on the cover, which might be the most bizarre choice of cover art for a final volume ever. (The short story volume, realizing this, will have Souma and his wives instead.) Of all the plot points I wanted this series to resolve, “who does Souma’s son marry?” was pretty low on the list, and the fact that the answer is Carla does not fill me with glee. To her credit, Carla brings up all the reasons I hate this pairing, but Souma essentially shoots them all down by telling her “Face it, Carla, it’s Chinatown”, and she ends up going through with it anyway. Sigh. What else do we have here?

In addition to the Carla subplot, we see the rumor that Souma has a secret love child (who turns out to be Souma’s actual child and not secret at all); Souma and the other nations open an airline service using dragon knights; Lombard struggles with ruling the new Kingdom of Remus, broken apart from Fuuga Haan’s old empire; Lucy runs a wedding planner service, and brings the reader up to date with more couples getting married; Merula goes back to the spirit kingdom, no longer exiled, but finds herself homesick fairly quickly; Julius and Tia deal with their carved-out bit of the former empire; Jeanne and Lumiere try to discuss politics, but their old friendship and Lumiere’s lingering guilt gets in the way; the rumors that Souma has a secret eighth wife turn out… wait, they’re true?; the former king and queen pay a visit to Georg’s widow and greet her “new” mysterious masked husband; and Anne, the former Saint and Fuuga’s abandoned ally, imprisoned for her own safety, is having post-war trauma and nightmares, and needs therapy.

As you can imagine for an epilogue that’s essentially a short story collection of its own, the contents are highly variable; made more difficult that I didn’t keep a spreadsheet when I read this series, so once again tend to forget anyone who isn’t Souma or his wives. I did enjoy the resolution of Juno’s plotline. The last of the women in love with Souma, marrying her off to someone else would have felt cheap. At the same time, it makes sense that she’d want to be a “secret” wife out of the royal limelight. Plus it allows Souma to use the mascot costume on a regular basis. I also liked how Anne’s story was handled. Her plotline is frankly horrific, and we’re reminded that she was 12 years old, manipulated by everyone around her, and forced to watch all her allies executed or slaughtered. Moreover, the fact that she’s never seen herself as anything but a tool now means she sees herself as nothing. The idea of animal therapy as a start is a great one.

We even get a “lady or the tiger” ending, where we’re told Souma eventually died of old age surrounded by his family… OR DID HE? This final volume of Realist Hero tried to dot i’s and cross t’s, and succeeds about half the time.