She pulls the TP from the middle because she hasn’t figured out how to get the roller out of the wall fixture.
8
She thinks she’s so smart. Probably votes Dem. and thinks socialism is the best way forward. If socialism is installed, she’s going to wish she’d have saved that roll of TP.
5
.they/them/those that doan like yt-stuff, stop using toe-lit pa-puh
.says a yt-toilet paper supremacist…i refuse inferior diversity substitutes for wiping my …
2
Sheryl Crow eats finger food using her left hand fingers only. The word in the music industry is: Don’t invite her over for dinner or for anything else.
4
Uncle AL – That reminds me… Michelle had custom wall fixtures installed big enough to hold rolls of Bounty!
7
I heard that Big Mike uses a fire hydrant as a bidet.
7
LMAO.
3
Now if you’re going camping that might make sense. A teeny bit lighter, easier to flatten, and it would be easier to get out of the middle when you’re squatting against a tree. But in the house? That’s why God made TP rollers.
Of course He made them for the paper to go over the top. Not under. That would be… satanic. 🙂
7
Such mundane and plebeian concerns are all behind me (see what I did there?) after getting my Jap toilet.
I feel like I just had a York Peppermint Patty after every dump.
6
Wild Bill,
YOU WIN AGAIN!
( I wish Josh Allen did)
2
The Bigger Question:
WADDED?
or
FOLDED OVER?
There is only 1 CIVILIZED ANSWER and WOMEN usually get it WRONG!
2
@Kcir – from Canuckistan
My wife uses a volleyball-sized wad and then wonders why the toilet gets plugged up. Trying to correct this behavior has never ended well for me but at least now she is in charge of the plunger.
6
Ain’t it the Truth,
BINGO! 100%!
1
“Of course He made them for the paper to go over the top. Not under. That would be… satanic. 🙂”
LOL At my #1 son’s house yesterday and the hall bath has always had the roll in “under” condition. I switch it to over every time. Several years now and no mention of my hijinks.
My first criticism of her method is that there is nothing to anchor it as the roll loses it’s weight. You’ll be two-handing soon enough instead of the usual one.
Cute idea, but I’m certain non-family would come in and still take like usual, which ruins the look,
My second criticism is it leans towards frat house decor any way just setting on a nearby counter. I’d be checking the holder to see if some dufus broke it. Oh yeah, what about the un-used holder on the wall singing it’s own “They done me wrong” song without saying anything.
5
Wipe your ass any way you want, I guess.
1
Mooselimbs bewildered.
2
Typical Demwit. It’s not sanitary “handling” the roll everytime you use a roll of toilet paper, especially if you’re pulling the paper from inside the roll. It’s just intuitive to hold the toilet paper roll when it’s not on the roller. Liberals always make simple things complicated.
1
“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.”
Sheryl Crow immediately came to mind.
She pulls the TP from the middle because she hasn’t figured out how to get the roller out of the wall fixture.
She thinks she’s so smart. Probably votes Dem. and thinks socialism is the best way forward. If socialism is installed, she’s going to wish she’d have saved that roll of TP.
.they/them/those that doan like yt-stuff, stop using toe-lit pa-puh
.says a yt-toilet paper supremacist…i refuse inferior diversity substitutes for wiping my …
Sheryl Crow eats finger food using her left hand fingers only. The word in the music industry is: Don’t invite her over for dinner or for anything else.
Uncle AL – That reminds me… Michelle had custom wall fixtures installed big enough to hold rolls of Bounty!
I heard that Big Mike uses a fire hydrant as a bidet.
LMAO.
Now if you’re going camping that might make sense. A teeny bit lighter, easier to flatten, and it would be easier to get out of the middle when you’re squatting against a tree. But in the house? That’s why God made TP rollers.
Of course He made them for the paper to go over the top. Not under. That would be… satanic. 🙂
Such mundane and plebeian concerns are all behind me (see what I did there?) after getting my Jap toilet.
I feel like I just had a York Peppermint Patty after every dump.
Wild Bill,
YOU WIN AGAIN!
( I wish Josh Allen did)
The Bigger Question:
WADDED?
or
FOLDED OVER?
There is only 1 CIVILIZED ANSWER and WOMEN usually get it WRONG!
@Kcir – from Canuckistan
My wife uses a volleyball-sized wad and then wonders why the toilet gets plugged up. Trying to correct this behavior has never ended well for me but at least now she is in charge of the plunger.
Ain’t it the Truth,
BINGO! 100%!
“Of course He made them for the paper to go over the top. Not under. That would be… satanic. 🙂”
LOL At my #1 son’s house yesterday and the hall bath has always had the roll in “under” condition. I switch it to over every time. Several years now and no mention of my hijinks.
My first criticism of her method is that there is nothing to anchor it as the roll loses it’s weight. You’ll be two-handing soon enough instead of the usual one.
Cute idea, but I’m certain non-family would come in and still take like usual, which ruins the look,
My second criticism is it leans towards frat house decor any way just setting on a nearby counter. I’d be checking the holder to see if some dufus broke it. Oh yeah, what about the un-used holder on the wall singing it’s own “They done me wrong” song without saying anything.
Wipe your ass any way you want, I guess.
Mooselimbs bewildered.
Typical Demwit. It’s not sanitary “handling” the roll everytime you use a roll of toilet paper, especially if you’re pulling the paper from inside the roll. It’s just intuitive to hold the toilet paper roll when it’s not on the roller. Liberals always make simple things complicated.
“I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright,
And I pity
Any girl who isn’t me tonight.”
mortem tyrannis
izlamo delenda est …