Year End Calculus

HomerWith mere hours left in 2025, we wanted to post our annual note to illustrate how the year-end totals are accounted for and how best to compare this year to years past.

Past year-end totals reflected on this site account for resolved death investigations, found bodies, and late passings that can and will occur for many years after the clock strikes midnight on Jan 1st. We apply those incidents toward the time and date of occurrence, not the time and date of death. Other agencies, such as the CPD, choose to add those resolved death investigations, found bodies, and late passings to the year in which the death was recorded.

Looking back at 2024, when the clock struck midnight on January 1st, 2025, the final totals for 2024 were:
Shot & Killed: 538
Shot & Wounded: 2,444
Total Shot: 2,982
Total Homicides: 609

Since then, the totals have shifted slightly as additional homicides have been recorded:
Shot & Killed: 536 (-2)
Shot & Wounded: 2,444 (0)
Total Shot: 2,980 (-2)
Total Homicides: 613 (+4)

2023 showed a similar change over the past two years where the final totals for 2023 were:
Shot & Killed: 575
Shot & Wounded: 2,501
Total Shot: 3,076
Total Homicides: 644

Since then, the totals have risen as additional homicides have been recorded:
Shot & Killed: 577 (+2)
Shot & Wounded: 2,500 (-1)
Total Shot: 3,077 (+1)
Total Homicides: 650 (+6)

In addition to the known shifts over time, the Medical Examiner routinely listed homicides where we cannot locate a corresponding CPD report. These cases usually involve individuals who were injured at some point in the mid-to-distant past only to pass away of late. These homicides are left out of our count because we do not have a definite date, time and location. This year there are eight (8) such cases. We also have 29 unresolved death investigations with a current status of “pending”.

Final note: As our pinned post on X says: All murders are homicides, but not all homicides are murder. We count homicides that occur within the Chicago city limits, whereas the CPD counts murders within their jurisdiction. Therefore, the two totals will never equal one another, we will always be higher, and shockingly, they’ll always be lower.

Wherever 2025 finishes on January 1st when compared to the last 11 years, it’ll be very much a year of reversion to the mean.

X-Mass Shooting Weekend

Cousin EddieThis year will be more inline with the ghosts of Christmases near-present than the ghosts of Christmases with summer-like numbers and winter-like temperatures.

Final X-Mass Tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2024 Christmas tally: 3 killed, 20 wounded*
2023 Christmas tally: 4 killed, 20 wounded
2022 Christmas tally: 5 killed, 17 wounded
2021 Christmas tally: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2020 Christmas tally: 11 killed, 20 wounded
2019 Christmas tally: 9 killed, 54 wounded
2018 Christmas tally: 6 killed, 28 wounded
2017 Christmas tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2016 Christmas tally: 12 killed, 51 wounded
2015 Christmas tally: 13 killed, 23 wounded
Average Xmas tally: 7 killed, 28 wounded

Christmas Eve
X-mass shooting earlier in the day fulfilled quota requirements
Christmas Day
11:55a 3700 W Agatite, Albany Park, M/20
BB#67: More shooting victims found after gunfire goes unreported in former ShotSpotter areas
10:10p 7400 S Cottage Grove, Grand Crossing, M/?
11:00p 300 W Marquette, Englewood, M/37
Boxing Day
12:30a 2900 E 91st, South Chicago, M/15
1:00a 5700 N Rockwell, West Ridge, M/17
2:00a 7300 S Stewart, Englewood, F/36
3:00a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/30
3:10a 6300 S Dorchester, Woodlawn, M/31
5:20p 8000 S Harvard, Chatham, F/25
10:20p 400 E 72nd, Grand Crossing, M/49

10:40p 6800 S Kostner, West Lawn, M/17
10:45p 500 S Pulaski, Garfield Park, M/42
Saturday 12/27
Not Lovin’ It: More than 40 shots fired to kill man outside Uptown McDonald’s
4:00a 5100 N Sheridan, Uptown, M/23
2:55p 8900 S Loomis, Washington Hgts, M/18
2:55p 8900 S Loomis, Washington Hgts, M/22
3:20p 100 N LeClaire, Austin, M/20
6:05p 2900 E 97th, South Deering, M/31
Sunday 12/28
X-Mass Shooting: Gunmen fire 50 shots, leaving 1 dead and 3 injured on River North street corner
2:35a 400 N La Salle, Near North Side, M/31
2:35a 400 N La Salle, Near North Side, M/35
2:35a 400 N La Salle, Near North Side, M/36
2:35a 400 N La Salle, Near North Side, M/43
4:10p 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/30
4:10p 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/33
4:10p 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/38
10:00p 10300 S Torrence, South Deering, M/21
10:40p 200 N Peoria, Near West Side, M/25
Don’t Demonize Monday
❄️❄️ Snow Delay ❄️❄️

Key:
shooting
homicide
X-Mass Weekend = 12p Wednesday – 6a Monday
*Each year has a different weekend timeframe depending on what day Christmas fell on.


Many thanks to everyone who picked up some merch or hit the tip jar this past year. It is very much appreciated. If that wad of Christmas cash is burning a hole in your pocket, consider exchanging it for a stylish tee or hoodie instead of that piece of exercise equipment you’ll never use.

‘Twas The Weekend Before Xmas

Bunny Suit Brandon‘Twas the weekend before Christmas, and all through wards, aldercreatures were stirring—like budget-hungry hordes. At the CTU stockings were hung by the chimney with care, in hopes that Santa Brandon soon would be there. So up to the rooftop the deficits flew, with a sleigh full of spending, Brandon exclaimed, “Happy Christmas to all—and to all a good hike!”

Final Demonized Tally: 3 killed, 11 wounded*

Friday 12/19
7:20p 2600 W 23rd, Little Village, F/23
7:20p 200 W 108th, Roseland, M/46
Saturday 12/20
12:25a 8100 S Stewart, Chatham, F/21
12:25a 8100 S Stewart, Chatham, M/25
12:25a 8100 S Stewart, Chatham, F/26
12:55a 3300 W 63rd, Chicago Lawn, M/35
2:00a 5500 S Kostner, West Elsdon, M/31
8:20a 2200 E 103rd, South Deering, F/22
5:40p 2800 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/31
Bears Win! Packers Suck!
10:55p 2900 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/55
Sunday 12/21
4:10a 1600 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/40
5:45p 100 S Hamlin, Garfield Park, M/?
7:40p 3800 W West End, Garfield Park, M/18
8:30p Walk-in @ 5th District, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
*This time of year gets a little screwy with the year over year comparisons due to what day Christmas fell on. With Christmas on a Thursday this year, we’ll look to do our usual rundown starting on Festivus through the morning of the 29th.


Many thanks to everyone who picked up some merch or hit the tip jar this past year. It is very much appreciated. If you’re looking for something stylish for New Years Eve, checkout out our evening wear selection of tees and hoodies and be the best dressed at your soiree.

Mostly Frozen Weekend

Madison Street Bridge in December 1980  (Carl Hugare/Chicago Tribune)It’s of no surprise to see whenever the Polar Vortex makes an appearance, the nonsense slows down, a lot.

Final Demonized Tally: 1 killed, 11 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 7 killed, 10 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 2 killed, 19 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 5 killed, 20 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 4 killed, 21 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 9 killed, 34 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 34 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 26 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 20 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 30 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 26 wounded
Average tally: 5 killed, 26 wounded

Friday 12/12 (H:31° L:20°)
12:10p 13100 S St Lawrence, Riverdale, M/15
3:55p 4700 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/48
11:25p 1900 W Howard, Rogers Park, M/48
11:45p Walk-in @ Stitch-n-Go, M/20
Saturday 12/13 (H:26° L:2°)
12:10a 6600 S Stewart, Englewood, M/39
2:45a 200 W 122nd, West Pullman, M/17
3:05a 700 N Lawndale, Humboldt Park, M/24
5:05p 4800 W Adams, Austin, M/39
5:05p 4800 W Adams, Austin, M/?
9:05p 3500 W Lexington, Garfield Park, M/34
Sunday 12/14 (H:9° L:-2°)
3:50a 100 W 95th, Roseland, M/14
8:15p 3900 W Ogden, North Lawndale, M/35
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled for last minute Xmas shoplifting

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Many thanks to everyone who picked up some merch for that special someone or hit the tip jar in the past week or so. It is very much appreciated. It’s probably too late if you’re thinking Christmas, but we won’t stop you need some stylish merch for that New Years party.

Don’t Shoot Your Eye Out

A Christmas Story slide
Looking out the window, you’d think it was January and with our old friend Polar Vortex returning this weekend, it’ll really feel like January. With the snow and cold comes welcomed relief from the silly decisions that fill our spreadsheets day after day.

If you haven’t noticed because you have an ad blocker enabled, we run only a few ads on this page and try to keep them from getting into Chalkie’s business. We do this because 1) you, we and search engines do not like overly ad-heavy sites. We’ll assume all the chatbots that lift our info don’t care for them either. 2) Ads get in the way of what we’re presenting and the data you’re looking for and 3) they pay next to nothing these days.

With all that said, you may want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle for Christmas, but we all know you’d end up shooting your eye out. Instead, how about some sarcastic, mostly, but not always Chicago-themed t-shirts, hoodies, mugs, and other merch from our stupidly monikered store, ShopJackass.com.

It’s not a bad deal. You get some cool merchandise for yourself or a disappointed loved one and we get to keep the lights on, the servers humming and the data collected.

To give you a little additional incentive, just like everyone else, we have a coupon code you can use to save a few bucks. Use the code NAUGHTY20 to knock 20% off your order. We’ve gotten the green light to extend our order-by date to Sunday, December 14th. So don’t delay or else risk additional disappointment for those already disappointed with your gifting selections.

Have a safe and enjoyable Christmas and holiday season. As always, thank you for your support.

-The HJ Crew

Turkey Shoot Weekend

3 Stooges ThanksgivingWhile the extended Thanksgiving weekend has been known to put up summer-like numbers in the past, this year, officers Cold, Blustery and Stormy will be cracking down on the non-demonizable silly decisions.

Final Turkey Tally: 5 killed, 13 wounded
2024 Thanksgiving: 6 killed, 19 wounded
2023 Thanksgiving: 3 killed, 29 wounded
2022 Thanksgiving: 9 killed, 42 wounded
2021 Thanksgiving: 7 killed, 41 wounded
2020 Thanksgiving: 13 killed, 32 wounded
2019 Thanksgiving: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2018 Thanksgiving: 4 killed, 20 wounded
2017 Thanksgiving: 8 killed, 37 wounded
2016 Thanksgiving: 11 killed, 64 wounded
2015 Thanksgiving: 9 killed, 22 wounded
Average tally: 7 killed, 33 wounded

Wednesday 11/26
9:15p 100 S Cicero, Austin, F/38
9:15p 100 S Cicero, Austin, F/49
10:25p 1500 S St Louis, North Lawndale, M/18
Thanksgiving Day
2:20a 1200 W 111th, Morgan Park, M/41
7:20p 8100 S Maryland, Chatham, M/42
11:00p Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/?
Shooting victim dies after lying unresponsive in the street for 10 minutes because nobody called 911
11:55p 5100 S Luna, Garfield Ridge, M/27
Black Friday
12:30a 1300 N Lamon, Austin, M/22
12:30a 1300 N Lamon, Austin, M/29
1:20p 700 N Leamington, Austin, M/45
2:25p 7100 N Paulina, Rogers Park, M/30
Bears Win!
Saturday 11/29
3:00a 3300 W Washington, Garfield Park, M/24
❄️❄️ Snow Delay ❄️❄️
Sunday 11/30
5:05p 4100 S Wabash, Grand Boulevard, M/18
5:05p 4100 S Wabash, Grand Boulevard, M/20
5:05p 4100 S Wabash, Grand Boulevard, F/20
7:35p 800 S Oakley, Near West Side, M/19
8:30p 7600 S Stewart, Grand Crossing, M/67
Don’t Demonize Cyber Monday
6:00a 10900 S State, Roseland, M/38

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Wednesday – 6a Monday


Now is the best time to disappoint your loved ones this upcoming holiday season with something sarcastic from ShopJackass!. If being under the tree is the priority, December 13th will be the last day to order, so don’t delay.

Isolated Incident Weekend

Shooting will continueWhen “isolated incident(s)” meets “kids will be kids” with a dash of “demonizing our children is wrong” and a soupçon of “silly decisions” and you’ll end up with “big cities have crime”.

Final Demonized Tally: 6 killed, 26 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 4 killed, 10 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 2 killed, 12 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 9 killed, 33 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 8 killed, 39 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 7 killed, 46 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 7 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 28 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 13 wounded
Average weekend: 5 killed, 23 wounded

Friday 11/21
4:00p 5900 W Madison, Austin, M/40
4:30p 600 W Divison, Near North Side, M/22
7:50p 1700 W 18th, Lower West Side, M/20
7:50p 1700 W 18th, Lower West Side, M/20
$10K reward for tips in downtown shootings that left 1 dead, 8 wounded after Christmas tree lighting
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, F/13
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, M/14
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, M/14
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, F/14
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, M/15
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, M/16
9:50p 100 N State, Loop, M/17
10:35p 100 S Dearborn, Loop, M/14
10:35p 100 S Dearborn, Loop, M/18
11:40p 100 W 111th, Roseland, F/32
11:40p 100 W 111th, Roseland, M/25
Saturday 11/22
1:20a 800 N Waller, Austin, F/21
1:20a 800 N Waller, Austin, F/23
9:15a 8400 S Vincennes, Auburn Gresham, F/42
1:50p 2800 W Cermak, Little Village, M/63
2:45p 5800 W Diversey, Belmont Cragin, M/29
5:35p 3300 W Flournoy, Garfield Park, M/25
7:35p 3800 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/35
9:15p 11700 S Halsted, West Pullman, M/36
10:50p 4700 S King, Grand Boulevard, M/14
Sunday 11/23
4:40a 1900 S Wabash, Near South Side, M/34
New Neighbor Update: 3 Venezuelan migrant teens randomly robbed and murdered a homeless man in the Loop, prosecutors say
5:45a 200 S Wabash, Loop, M/?
6:15a 1300 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, M/21
1:00p 7800 S East End, South Shore, F/34
Bears win!
5:00p 11700 S Lafayette, West Pullman, M/65
9:00p 1200 S Independence, North Lawndale, M/33
9:00p 1200 S Independence, North Lawndale, M/23
Don’t Demonize Monday
1:25a 3300 W 25th, Little Village, M/30

Wrap-up: Chicago sees 100% spike in weekend violence, driven by Christmas tree lighting chaos

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Now is the best time to disappoint your loved ones this upcoming holiday season with something sarcastic from ShopJackass!. We’re going to go with December 13th as the final day to order some stylish crap. Don’t delay.

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

HomerDownshifting into a lower violence gear is typical for this time of year as the lead flies a bit less, but in many cases proves more deadly.

Final Demonized Tally: 4 killed, 15 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 3 killed, 11 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 6 killed, 25 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 4 killed, 18 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 8 killed, 39 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 6 killed, 47 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 1 killed, 7 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 28 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 13 wounded
Average weekend: 5 killed, 23 wounded

Friday 11/14
Shhh, nothing reported from 12p – 11:59p
Saturday 11/15
Man killed by rifle fire in Wicker Park alley
1:45a 1500 N Honore, West Town, M/17
2:55a 4200 S Indiana, Grand Boulevard, M/25
3:00a 600 E 89th, Chatham, M/27
11:25a 500 N Central, Austin, M/30
11:25a 500 N Central, Austin, M/26
12:40p 9200 S LaSalle, Roseland, M/15
2:05p 4100 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/55
2:05p 4100 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/?
10:25p 800 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/21
Sunday 11/16
Police find man shot, critically injured in West Loop
3:05a 100 N Elizabeth, Near West Side, M/28
4:30a 6200 King, Washington Park, M/36
Bears Win!
3:15p 10200 S LaSalle, Roseland, F/17
5:15p 9100 S Ashland, Washington Heights, M/32
5:35p 7900 S Eberhart, Chatham, M/23
10:05p 6900 S Maplewood, Chicago Lawn, M/21
10:05p 6900 S Maplewood, Chicago Lawn, M/24
11:05p 6400 S Eberhart, Woodlawn, F/24
11:30p 5500 S Wabash, Washington Park, M/40
Don’t Demonize Monday
2 hospitalized after axe attack and robbery near the South Loop

Wrap up: 18 people shot, 4 fatally across Chicago this weekend

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Start thinking of how best to disappoint your loved ones this upcoming holiday season with something sarcastic from ShopJackass!. We’re going to go with December 13th as the final day to order some stylish crap. Don’t delay.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

Nothing to See Here Folks... Naked GunOfficer Winter Storm will be on duty this weekend, which means the nonsense will be slower than having all the felonious, yellow-vested Justice-Involved Violence Influencers milling around on the same street corner.

Final Demonized Tally: 4 killed, 10 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 4 killed, 18 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 11 killed, 18 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 8 killed, 22 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 4 killed, 17 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 3 killed, 22 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 29 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 1 killed, 12 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 20 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 13 wounded
Average weekend: 5 killed, 19 wounded

Friday 11/7
10:00p 7100 S Jeffery, South Shore, M/43
10:00p 900 W 63rd, Englewood, M/36
BB #61: Another fatal shooting highlights gap left by mayor’s ShotSpotter shutdown
10:10p 8800 S Lowe, Auburn Gresham, M/37
Saturday 11/8
2:45a 1400 S Morgan, Near West Side, F/32
Cannot know a moment of peace” – JB: CPD officer hit by truck as Border Patrol faces gunshot, rowdy crowds in Little Village
2:10p 7700 S Yates, South Shore, M/1
Father and son murdered during robbery in Little Village; $10K reward offered
5:50p 3800 W 26th, Little Village, M/25
5:50p 3800 W 26th, Little Village, M/63

Sunday 11/9
12:30a 5600 S Western, Gage Park, M/28
3:15a 6500 W Fullerton, Belmont Cragin, M/27
3:30a 4000 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/29
8:50a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/20
2:55p 6100 S Kedzie, Chicago Lawn, M/22
3:00p 3100 W 66th, Chicago Lawn, M/34
Hawks Win!
Bears Win!
❄️❄️ Snow Delay ❄️❄️
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due to inclement shooting conditions

Wrap up: 4 killed, 9 wounded in Chicago weekend shootings as violence dips to 8-year low

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Start thinking of how best to disappoint your loved ones this upcoming holiday season with something sarcastic from ShopJackass! – tees, hoodies, posters, mugs and other crap. Plus, Santa Chalkie will be making his annual return soon, so you better be good for goodness sake.

Halloween Stupidity (Again)

A Rahm kind of HalloweenDue to a quirk in the scheduling, Halloween falling on a Friday this year yields two rounds of drunken nonsense up north as the usual demonization-free, completely acceptable “shootings will continue”.

Final Demonized Tally: 2 killed, 21 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 2 killed, 18 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 9 killed, 32 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 42 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 9 killed, 37 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 17 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 19 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 3 killed, 17 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 1 killed, 20 wounded
Average weekend: 6 killed, 26 wounded

Halloween
4:15p 1300 W Grenshaw, Near West Side, M/15
10:25p 1700 E 67th, South Shore, M/18
Saturday 11/1
2:25a 2500 S Trumbull, Little Village, F/23
4:00a 2100 S Harding, North Lawndale, M/19
4:00a 2100 S Harding, North Lawndale, M/19
4:00a 2100 S Harding, North Lawndale, M/28
8:20a 13200 S Corliss, Riverdale, F/26
2:00p 3400 W Fulton, Garfield Park, M/17
6:50p 3900 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/31
9:00p 5200 N Oakley, Lincoln Square, M/25
Sunday 11/2
1:30a 6500 S Green, Englewood, M/21
Mass shooter injures four on Clark Street in Wrigleyville
1:45a 3400 N Clark, Lake View, M/25
1:45a 3400 N Clark, Lake View, M/28
1:45a 3400 N Clark, Lake View, F/29
1:45a 3400 N Clark, Lake View, M/29

2:00a 1500 S Ridgeway, North Lawndale, M/19
2:00a 1500 S Ridgeway, North Lawndale, M/19
3:20a 2100 E 79th, South Shore, M/20
4:30a 3100 W 60th, Chicago Lawn, M/27
4:10p 3000 S Trumbull, Little Village, M/74
7:05p 4000 S Pulaski, Archer Heights, M/17
10:05p 2000 W 69th, Englewood, M/41
Don’t Demonize Monday
2:25a 1800 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, M/38

Wrap-up: Two killed, 21 wounded in Halloween weekend shootings across Chicago.

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
Cartoon credit


Another reminder that your 2022 era slutty Lori Lightfoot French maid costume is out but the Brandon Johnson Clown costume might work but only with a generous helping of -ists and -phobes. If neither works, there’s always a snazzy tee or sophisticated hoodie instead.

Halloween Stupidity

Interesting HalloweenWith Halloween falling on a Friday this year, the traditional Saturday before drunken shitshow will be spread across two weekends this year. Hence, we’ll look for the standard drunken idiocy up north, while the usual non-demonizable, law enforcement is a sickness-involved nonsense plays out elsewhere.

Final Demonized Tally: 3 killed, 16 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 5 killed, 22 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 8 killed, 32 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 6 killed, 25 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 5 killed, 27 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 15 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 15 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 14 killed, 45 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 20 wounded
Average weekend: 6 killed, 26 wounded

Friday 10/24
6:25p 5500 S Lafayette, Washington Park, F/43
Saturday 10/25
2:35a 100 E 57th, Washington Park, F/25
2:40a 4400 W 16th, North Lawndale, M/?
3:00a 700 S Laramie, Austin, M/27
4:05a 7600 S Cottage Grove, Grand Crossing, M/45
5:20a 4400 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/37
5:20a 4400 W Augusta, Humboldt Park, M/29
3:00p 3100 S St Louis, Little Village, M/35
3:00p 3100 S St Louis, Little Village, M/39
3:00p 3100 S St Louis, Little Village, M/42
3:10p 4100 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/23
3:50p 1500 E 75th, South Shore, M/43
7:00p 4700 S Vincennes, Grand Boulevard, M/26
Sunday 10/26
1:50a 1500 W Marquette, Englewood, M/20
5:55a 100 E 51st, Grand Boulevard, M/18
5:55a 100 E 51st, Grand Boulevard, M/19
BB#60: Woman found dead in alley as dispatcher notes: ‘And we don’t have a ShotSpotter’
10:20a 11000 S Mackinaw, East Side, F/?
10:45a 800 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/66
10:45a 800 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/70
Don’t Demonize Monday
12:10a 7400 S Langley, Grand Crossing, M/43

Wrap-up: Four slain, 16 hurt in Chicago weekend shootings; ambush caught on video

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Speaking of drunken idiocy, Big D is back in the news looking to dox LEOs, so if you’re thinking that 2022 era slutty Lori Lightfoot French maid costume is a good idea, you’d be better off sporting a sophisticated and classy Chicago Style Hot Dog, Chalkie or Natty Guard tee instead.

Mostly Royal Weekend

The Burger KingRemember the last “No Kings” protest? We neither. Apparently aging Boomers backed by some NGO cash (or maybe donations from gambling winnings) are going to give it another go. Hearing aids to 11! Meanwhile, here’s a list of incidents that will never see a protest…

Final Demonized Tally: 4 killed, 21 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 11 killed, 21 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 14 killed, 46 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 5 killed, 29 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 39 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 2 killed, 23 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 17 killed, 45 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 28 wounded
Average weekend: 8 killed, 30 wounded

Friday 10/17
1:05p 300 S Maplewood, Near West Side, M/22
2:30p 10500 S Union, Roseland, M/32
3:05p 1500 S Homan, North Lawndale, M/48
14-year-old shot outside Loop fast-food restaurant
4:20p 100 S Wells, Loop, M/14

4:40p 900 N Long, Austin, M/56
6:30p 100 N Central Park, Garfield Park, M/42
SUV sat in Bridgeport intersection for 20 minutes before cops found two people shot to death inside
7:05p 300 W 31st, Armour Square, F/39
8:00p 1300 W Washburne, Near West Side, F/52
8:00p 1300 W Hastings, Near West Side, F/42
8:05p 3900 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/18
8:25p 10600 S Avenue G, East Side, F/19
8:25p 10800 S Avenue N, East Side, M/68
Man killed in domestic shooting on North Side,
suspect in custody

10:35p 2800 N Leavitt, North Center, M/53
Saturday 10/18
12:40a 5400 S Shields, Fuller Park, F/40
10:40a 7100 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, F/24
1:45p 3200 W 84th, Ashburn, M/32
3:05p 700 S California, Garfield Park, M/52
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
9:25p 5300 W Chicago, Austin, M/37
9:30p 1600 N McVicker, Austin, M/45
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
Sunday 10/19
2:20a 4200 W Cermak, North Lawndale, F/67
2:30a 600 E 75th, Grand Crossing, F/23
2:30a 600 E 75th, Grand Crossing, M/57
4:45a 3800 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/43
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
Bears Won!
Royal Hangover Monday
2:40a 5500 S Wentworth, Englewood, M/22
2:40a 5500 S Wentworth, Englewood, M/28

Wrap-up: 4 dead, 21 injured in weekend shootings across Chicago

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Don’t be fooled by the nice weather this weekend. Shitty weather is on the way, eventually. Check out our warm weather gear. We can put any of our crappy designs on any style of sweatshirt or hoodie. Just let us know what you’re thinking and we’ll do it, but only if you ask nicely.

Sorry Folks

Sorry folks, we're taking some time off.Quite a bit of non-Chicago crime stuff in motion at the moment. Therefore, there were zero updates for this past weekend. The full weekend wrap-up won’t published this time around (13 shot, 3 fatally, or 18 shot, 4 fatally if you include Indigenous Peoples Day Columbus Day). Until next weekend, please limit the silly decisions, demonizing, parking in the bike lane and eradicating law enforcement. Also, please brush your teeth before bed and while defending democracy.


While we’re away, check out our fresh line up of sickness-free yet eradication-ready apparel. Warning, you may be demonized for sporting such fashionable threads.

Mostly FAFO Weekend

FAFOWith the summer-like weather of late, it seems as if we’re inching closer to the finding out stage (say, Broadview-way). Maybe come Tuesday, a switch towards more seasonal weather won’t make it worth the paycheck. In the meantime, the usual acceptable nonsense and stupidity will continues.

Final FAFO’d Tally: 7 killed, 27 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 6 killed, 22 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 3 killed, 45 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 2 killed, 26 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 5 killed, 43 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 6 killed, 49 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 20 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 26 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 9 killed, 17 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 20 wounded
Weekend Average: 6 killed, 31 wounded

Friday 10/3
3:20p 2600 W Cermak, Little Village, M/29
3:45p 5400 S Wells, Fuller Park, M/26
7:55p 900 W 85th, Auburn Gresham, M/41
7:55p 900 W 85th, Auburn Gresham, M/49

9:30p Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/16
9:35p 200 E Garfield, Washington Park, M/49
10:40p 2400 S Federal, Near South Side, M/20
10:40p 2400 S Federal, Near South Side, M/23
11:55p 4400 W Van Buren, Garfield Park, M/19
Saturday 10/4
6:25a 7900 S Vincennes, Chatham, M/44
Just fucking around: CPD chief barred cops from helping ‘surrounded’ Border Patrol agents; woman shot by ICE agents identified
10:30a 3900 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, F/?

12:10p 7600 S Essex, South Shore, M/23
2:00p 100 S Pulaski, Garfield Park, M/21
2:00p 100 S Pulaski, Garfield Park, M/29
2:15p 100 W 111th, Roseland, M/45
Cubs lost
6:40p 4300 W Ogden, North Lawndale, M/?
6:40p 4300 W Ogden, North Lawndale, M/21
8:10p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, F/22
8:10p 3800 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/26
10:00p 1300 S Albany, North Lawndale, M/26
Sunday 10/5
12:30a 7000 S Wolcott, Englewood, F/34
1:00a 5600 S Morgan, Englewood, F/35
1:30a 700 E 111th, Pullman, M/18
2:45a 5700 S King, Washington Park, M/?
6:00a 7800 S Maryland, Grand Crossing, M/36
9:10a 3100 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/23
7:50p 300 S Campbell, Near West Side, M/44
7:50p 300 S Campbell, Near West Side, M/48
9:15p 13500 S Avenue N, East Side, F/23
9:15p 13500 S Avenue N, East Side, M/62
Man shot while drinking in North Side park
9:50p 2800 N Clybourn, North Center, M/38

9:50p 2300 W 50th, Gage Park, M/16
Don’t FAFO Monday
Man shot on Loop sidewalk overnight
1:15a 100 E Lake, Loop, M/36

3:00a 3900 S Archer, Brighton Park, M/33

Recap: 7 killed, 26 wounded in weekend shootings across Chicago

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Speaking of FAFO, not only is there a tee for that, but there’s also a crapload of newer stuff especially given how the Kakistocracy has been very generous with usable material. Check out our latest offerings plus the classics from stupidity past.

September Wrap-up

Carnac the Magnificent Coming off a disastrous Labor Day weekend, it seemed for a while there that this September was going to outpace last September’s homicide tally. However, some sort of sickness took hold and slowly eradicated the trend to a point where the end results wound up at decade lows.

September 2025: 46 killed, 143 wounded
September 2024: 51 killed, 251 wounded
September 2023: 50 killed, 232 wounded
September 2022: 76 killed, 301 wounded
September 2021: 102 killed, 402 wounded
September 2020: 84 killed, 325 wounded
September 2019: 54 killed, 212 wounded
September 2018: 49 killed, 207 wounded
September 2017: 61 killed, 273 wounded
September 2016: 69 killed, 301 wounded
September 2015: 63 killed, 303 wounded
Average Sept: 66 killed, 281 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s non-demonizable, silly decisions because they’ve been starved of opportunities in their own communities where law enforcement is a sickness that needs to be eradicated shows:

  • 41 shot & killed
  • 3 beaten
  • 2 via other means
  • 7 death investigations
  • 3 shot by police, 1 fatally
  • 7 homicide-linked arrests
  • A person shot every 3 hrs, 56 min
  • A homicide every 15 hrs, 39 min
  • 3 mass shootings – 13 shot, 0 fatally
  • 8 homicide-free days
  • Gunshot fatality rate – 22.4%
  • 42 males killed vs 4 females
  • 37 Blacks, 7 Hispanics, 2 White/Other
  • 3 children 12 and younger shot, 0 fatally
  • 33 teenagers shot, 7 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 6mo-76
  • Team Austin led w/ 22 shot, 4 fatally
  • 6th District led w/ 19 shot, 7 fatally
  • Expressway shootings: 1 shot, 0 fatally
  • 6 grazed
  • 2 selfie
  • 9 #ShotInTheAss

As mentioned, Labor Day weekend was a shitshow, which if kept up would have yielded north of 60 homicides for the month. As things reverted towards the mean, the 2025 standard range of the mid-40s homicides came to pass. As for October, we’re going to assume more of the same, 40-45 deadly silly decisions with an additional 150-175 shot and wounded. Year-end is looking like 450-475 homicides with more than 2,000 shot.


Plenty of material made it onto printed fabrics this month thanks to the Kakistocracy. Check out our latest offerings plus the classics from stupidity past.

Sorry Folks

Sorry folks, we're taking some time off.Minimal to zero updates this weekend. The full weekend wrap-up will be published at some point on Monday. In the meantime, please no silly decisions, demonizing or parking in the bike lane.


While we’re away, check out our fresh line up of sickness-free yet eradication-ready apparel. Warning, you may be demonized for sporting such fashionable threads.

Sickness & Eradicate Weekend

Walkie TalkieThis weekend marks the first anniversary of those racist walkie-talkies (i.e., ShotSpotter) being deactivated. In that timeframe, 56 (known) victims have become “Brandon’s Bodies” with 26 proving fatal. Those numbers do not include the 1000s and 1000s of shooting incidents where no one catches a round that are no longer reported. See how that works? And with shootings “down”, Mayor Panic Attack feels it’s a good time to say the quiet part out loud with his proclamation that “law enforcement is a sickness” to be “eradicated”.

Final Eradicated Tally: 4 killed, 23 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 6 killed, 34 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 3 killed, 31 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 10 killed, 33 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 60 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 11 killed, 43 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 2 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 7 killed, 14 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 41 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
Weekend Average: 6 killed, 32 wounded

Friday 9/19
4:25p 4500 W 5th, Garfield Park, M/34
8:30p 4900 W Fullerton, Belmont Cragin, M/30
9:55p 2800 W 71st, Chicago Lawn, M/18
10:10p 10200 S Eberhart, Roseland, M/57
Victim disarms gunman during bar shooting, returns fire; 2 hurt
10:40p 3600 S California, Brighton Park, M/43
10:40p 3600 S California, Brighton Park, M/43
11:45p 6700 S Prairie, Grand Crossing, F/40
Saturday 9/20
1:50a 7100 S Union, Englewood, M/33
6:45a 3400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/33
1:35p 5200 S Union, New City, M/40
2:40p 2700 S State, Douglas, M/32
9:40p 1800 S Hamlin, North Lawndale, M/44
Sunday 9/21
12:35a 10100 S Avenue M, East Side, M/20
12:35a 10100 S Avenue M, East Side, F/20
12:45a 5400 S South Shore, Hyde Park, M/37
12:45a 5400 S South Shore, Hyde Park, M/37
2:50a 7300 S Winchester, Englewood, F/32
2:50a 7300 S Winchester, Englewood, F/33
2:50a 7300 S Winchester, Englewood, M/39
2 shot during West Loop altercation, 1 fatally
2:50a 200 N Halsted, Near West Side, M/38
2:50a 200 N Halsted, Near West Side, M/28
1:55p 1400 W 83rd, Auburn Gresham, F/8
3:15p 11800 S Emerald, West Pullman, M/53
8:30p 3100 W 25th, Little Village, M/42
8:30p 3100 W 25th, Little Village, M/64
Eradicate Monday
12:20a 7800 S Ada, Auburn Gresham, M/36
12:45a 100 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/31

27 shot, 4 fatally, over the weekend — fewer than last year, more than pre-pandemic

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


With so many stupid things being said of late, it’s easy to forget all the stupid things that were said prior. A little more than a year ago, we were able to push out a Walkie Talkie tee within hours of first reading about Panic’s stupid comment. It was hours faster than our turnaround for Lori’s “biggest dick” comment, which of course made for one of the best tees of all time.

Mostly Raggedy Fin de Semana

Mexican Flag ChalkieIn years past, Mexican Independence Day caravans would bring traffic to a complete standstill just because, however this year may be different for a number of reasons. We’ll see if it takes 2 hours to go 3 miles.

Final Demonized Tally: 7 killed, 23 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 7 killed, 35 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 1 killed, 25 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 10 killed, 60 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 52 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 10 killed, 37 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 36 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 11 killed, 46 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 53 wounded
Weekend Average: 7 killed, 41 wounded

Friday 9/12
1:25p 4900 W Monroe, Austin, M/32
3:00p 1100 S Mozart, North Lawndale, M/32

4:30p 7800 S Racine, Auburn Gresham, M/26
7:45p 5500 S State, Washington Park, M/40
9:35p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/35
9:35p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/36
9:35p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/38
9:35p 6600 S Halsted, Englewood, M/49
Saturday 9/13
2:45a 3400 W Wabansia, Humboldt Park, F/26
4:00a 4200 W Adams, Garfield Park, M/18
5:30a 6300 S Vernon, Woodlawn, M/16
5:30a 6300 S Vernon, Woodlawn, M/19
5:40a 2900 S Dearborn, Douglas,M/31
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
Death investigation(s): Woman, 2 children found dead in Lake Michigan; police cite ‘domestic dispute’
7:15p 11300 S Carpenter, Morgan Park, M/17
11:05p 900 W 85th, Auburn Gresham, M/21
11:05p 900 W 85th, Auburn Gresham, M/28
Sunday 9/14
12:05a 4500 W Wilcox, Garfield Park, M/25
1:00a 1600 W 87th, Auburn Gresham, F/28
3:10a 4800 W Haddon, Austin, M/32
3:30a 5700 W Ohio, Austin, M/39
4:55a 6200 S Laflin, Englewood, M/59
5:10a 3600 S Lowe, Bridgeport, M/28
6:15p 2900 E 88th, South Chicago, M/38
8:15p 7800 S Marshfield, Auburn Gresham, M/69
8 men involved in fatal shooting on one of Uptown’s most violent blocks
10:30p 5000 N Winthrop, Uptown, M/17
11:50p 5300 W North, Austin, M/30
11:50p 5300 W North, Austin, M/32
11:50p 5300 W North, Austin, M/33
11:50p 5300 W North, Austin, M/40
Don’t Demonize Monday
3:00a 10600 S Avenue M, East Side, M/17

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


We completely forgot to post our Mexican Flag Chalkie t-shirt this year. Oh well. Anyway, there is a bunch of new designs given the fertile ground of elected leader stupidity of late.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

Shooting will continueWe’ve been told the “shootings will continue”, unless something ist-o-phobic does/doesn’t happen or something something, blah blah blah. In any event, the reason why shootings will continue is because it’s acceptable if not encouraged.

Final Demonized Tally: 7 killed, 14 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 4 killed, 17 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 6 killed, 25 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 7 killed, 28 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 57 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 15 killed, 43 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 10 killed, 21 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 11 killed, 31 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 38 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 10 killed, 47 wounded
Average tally: 9 killed, 33 wounded

Friday 9/5
Crime of Survival: 6 charged with smash-and-grab heist at Rolex store on the Magnificent Mile
4:00p 8900 S South Chicago, Calumet Heights, M/16
Man killed during struggle to control security guard’s gun in South Loop
9:30p 1300 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/31
11:50p 4000 W Lake, Garfield Park, M/29
Saturday 9/6
1:10a 11000 S Ashland, Morgan Park, M/34
3:30a 5500 W West End, Austin, M/31
Cops kill suspect after burglary crew rams squad car, pinning officer
3:45a 800 N Waller, Austin, M/22
10:15a 3000 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/57
10:50a 300 W 93rd, Roseland, M/42

5:50p 800 W 34th, Bridgeport, M/19
11:05p 6700 S Parnell, Englewood, M/41
Sunday 9/7
12:40a 2700 W Polk, Garfield Park, F/44
1:30a 900 W 111th, Morgan Park, M/15
3:30a 700 S Wells, Loop, M/17
Man shot dead outside Orange Line station, but nobody called 911 for 10 minutes (Too bad the mayor got rid of ShotSpotter)
5:30a 3500 S Leavitt, Mckinley Park, M/26
10:00a 6700 S Cregier, South Shore, M/16
10:00a 6700 S Cregier, South Shore, F/34
4:50p 8100 S Colfax, South Chicago, M/33
7:10p 12400 S Stewart, West Pullman, F/57
7:40p 4800 W Fulton, Austin, M/32
Gunmen fire 45 rounds to kill man at East Garfield Park gas station
11:05p 25 N Western, Near West Side, M/21
Don’t Demonize Monday
5:45a 4000 W Cullerton, North Lawndale, M/24

Weekend shootings: 21 shot, 7 killed across Chicago; total is well below most recent years

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


The creative juices have been flowing lately, maybe it’s the bourbon, or more likely it’s the constant stream of retardery coming from elected “leaders” (see above). Either way, we’ve posted several new designs for your wearing pleasure including the hours old Chipocalypse Now T-shirt.

The Summer of Silly Decisions

Chicago Mayor Brandon JohnsonAmazing! We never figured that Justice-Involved Violence Influencers Interrupters could have such a drastic effect on homicides and shootings. Yep. That’s it. Totally. Yellow-vested felons… Ok.

Summer of Silly Decisions*: 138 killed, 627 wounded
Summer 2024: 233 killed, 951 wounded
Summer 2023: 225 killed, 907 wounded
Summer 2022: 249 killed, 1,106 wounded
Summer 2021: 313 killed, 1,468 wounded
Summer 2020: 346 killed, 1,604 wounded
Summer 2019: 172 killed, 890 wounded
Summer 2018: 210 killed, 924 wounded
Summer 2017: 240 killed, 1,068 wounded
Summer 2016: 276 killed, 1,292 wounded
Summer 2015: 213 killed, 998 wounded
Summer 2014: 158 killed, 848 wounded
Average: 248 killed, 1,121 wounded

A breakdown of the Summer of Silly Decisions shows:

  • 115 (84.0%) shot & killed
  • 11 (8.0%) stabbed
  • 11 (8.0%) killed via other means
  • A person shot every 3 hour, 14 minutes
  • A person killed every 17 hours, 31 minutes
  • Everyday tallied at least a person shot
  • 30 days did not record a homicide
  • 17 mass shootings (96 shot, 6 fatally)
  • 88% of homicides were on South or West sides
  • 3 police-involved shootings, 1 fatally
  • 2 shot in self defense, 1 fatally
  • 22 homicide-linked arrests
  • 150 in serious or critical condition
  • 118 males killed vs 20 females
  • Killed: 108 Blacks, 25 Hispanics, 5 White/Other
  • Average age of a homicide victim, 32.5
  • Homicide age range 0 – 76
  • 9 kids 12 & under shot, 1 killed
  • 123 teenagers shot, 18 killed
  • Team Austin won w/ 62 shot, 12 fatally
  • 11th District led w/ 99 shot, 13 fatally
  • Expressways tallied 4 shot, 0 fatally
  • 32 grazed
  • 6 selfies
  • 34 #ShotInTheAss

Strangely, the current trend started in February and has held ever since. Not sure what could have changed at the beginning of the year, hmm, but barring any May 2020-like forks in the road, we’re likely to end the year somewhere in the 450-500 homicide range with about 2,000-ish people shot. Those are 2005-2015 like numbers when 500 homicides was an unacceptable number. Now it’s the goal.

* The Summer Shooting Season runs from 12p Friday of Memorial Day weekend thru 6a Tuesday of Labor Day weekend. 2014, 2016-2019, 2021-2025 = 101 days, 18 hours or 2,442 hours. 2015 & 2020 = 108 days, 18 hours or 2,610 hours.


Thanks to everyone who helped make this summer a solid t-shirt-slinging season. Not only is it very much appreciated, it helps keeps the lights on. We look to post new stuff as often as the ideas pop into the ol’ noggin, but in the meantime check out our National Guard and related stupidity line up. Thank you!

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

National GuardFor the entire time we’ve been tracking this nonsense, at least once a year (usually around Memorial Day) some politician, “activist” or other brain damaged member of the kakistocracy says it’s time to bring in the National Guard. Surprisingly, pro-criminal pols, justice-involved violence influencers and associated grifters are now against such a move.

Final Demonized Tally: 5 killed, 26 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 7 killed, 33 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 3 killed, 24 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 10 killed, 27 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 6 killed, 52 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 10 killed, 51 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 28 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 26 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 15 killed, 58 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
Average tally: 8 killed, 37 wounded

Friday 8/22
6:50p 1900 W 66th, Englewood, F/33
10:15p 1700 S Lake Shore, Near South Side, M/30
10:55p 500 N Kedzie, Humboldt Park, M/45
10:55p 500 N Kedzie, Humboldt Park, M/48
11:50p 300 N Central, Austin, M/35
Saturday 8/23
12:15a 2800 S Avers, Little Village, M/26
1:00a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/27
Talk of gang affiliation preceded overnight shooting in Rogers Park
2:45a 6500 N Ashland, Rogers Park, M/19

5:20a 2400 W Warren, Near West Side, M/42
7:30a 4300 W North, Humboldt Park, M/37
9:10a 1300 S Lawndale, North Lawndale, M/26
12:50p 5500 S Indiana, Washington Park, M/30
7:55p 6400 S King, Grand Crossing, M/37
10:50p 3100 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/44
11:15p 7500 S Stony Island, South Shore, M/21
Sunday 8/24
12:25a 3000 S Hamlin, Little Village, M/?
1:40a 7600 S Ingleside, Grand Crossing, M/24
1:45a 3800 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/22
3:00a Walk-in @ Stitch-N-Go, M/21
1:15p 4400 S Greenwood, Kenwood, M/4
6:30p 2600 W Crystal, West Town, F/18
9:10p 500 W Roosevelt, Near West Side, M/?
9:40p 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/24
9:40p 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/30
10:25p 7500 N Ashland, Rogers Park, M/32
11:50p 100 S Kilbourn, Garfield Park, M/28
11:58p 4800 W Superior, Austin, M/25
11:58p 4800 W Superior, Austin, F/35
Don’t Demonize Monday
12:15a 4600 W Polk, Austin, F/23
3:20a 6200 S Michigan, Washington Park, M/34

Chicago weekend shootings: 30 shot, 3 killed, youngest victim just 5 years old

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Speaking of National Guard, we threw together a couple of spiffy-looking tees to honor the occasion even if it doesn’t come to pass. Check out of current selection of sarcastic crap.

Air Show Weekend

F15The Air & Water Show returned to the lakefront as always this weekend, while the Lead in the Air Show continues apace elsewhere around town.

Final Demonized Tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 8 killed, 34 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 4 killed, 38 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 11 killed, 40 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 5 killed, 67 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 29 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 26 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 15 killed, 57 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
Average tally: 8 killed, 37 wounded

Friday 8/15
Cops: South Shore shooting suspect wounded by officer, sought treatment
2:05p 2000 E 71st, South Shore, M/?
Saturday 8/16
1:00a 10100 S Michigan, Roseland, F/36
1:00a 8700 S Escanaba, South Chicago, M/17
4:30a 7400 S State, Grand Crossing, F/25
1:10p 2100 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, M/40
2:15p 5900 S Carpenter, Englewood, M/27
7:40p 6400 S Marshfield, Englewood, M/26
Woman killed during robbery in Bridgeport
8:40p 800 W 27th, Bridgeport, F/31
9:15p 5300 N Sheridan, Edgewater, M/49
9:20p 8400 S Muskegon, South Chicago, F/23
9:20p 8400 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/38
9:20p 8400 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/23
9:30p 600 E 83rd, Chatham, M/?
10:25p 8500 S Elizabeth, Auburn Gresham, M/23
10:50p 7600 S King, Grand Crossing, M/31
11:10p 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/19
11:10p 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/22
11:10p 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/32
11:10p 2400 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/36
11:15p 3600 W 5th, Garfield Park, M/16
Sunday 8/17
🌧🌧 Rain Delay 🌧🌧
Man fatally shot in car near Mather High School
5:05a 5800 N Mozart, West Ridge, M/29
10:30a 2800 E 78th, South Shore, M/34
10:30a 1000 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, M/6
11:40a 4900 W Adams, Austin, M/28
11:00p 7100 S Vernon, Grand Crossing, M/16
Don’t Demonize Monday
3:25a 6900 S Stony Island, South Shore, M/28

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


During our absence, we found some inspiration and took a shot at creating a new line of tees. For now, we’re going with sportsball, but they can be easily modified to mention certain individuals instead.

Shootapalooza Weekend

Shootapalooza It’s the weekend where suburban teens and 20-something Trixies and Chads make silly decisions and get an expensive ambulance ride to Northwestern, elsewhere around town, Shootapalooza is comprised of silly decisions of a different sort.

Final Shootapalooza tally: 3 killed, 22 wounded
Shootapalooza 2024: 6 killed, 48 wounded
Shootapalooza 2023: 9 killed, 23 wounded
Shootapalooza 2022: 9 killed, 38 wounded
Shootapalooza 2021: 11 killed, 46 wounded
Shootapalooza 2020: 10 killed, 28 wounded
Shootapalooza 2019: 8 killed, 47 wounded
Shootapalooza 2018: 14 killed, 61 wounded
Shootapalooza 2017: 4 killed, 30 wounded
Shootapalooza 2016: 10 killed, 42 wounded
Shootapalooza 2015: 3 killed, 44 wounded
Averagalooza: 8 killed, 41 wounded

Friday 8/1
4:50p 2000 N St Louis, Logan Square, M/20
4:50p 2000 N St Louis, Logan Square, M/29
10:20p 300 W 64th, Englewood, M/30
11:55p 4300 W Adams, Garfield Park, F/19
Saturday 8/2
12:00a 6600 S Green, Englewood, M/60
5:20a 6500 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/18
2:25p 1800 W 18th, Lower West Side, M/25
9:15p 3000 W 37th, Brighton Park, M/30
9:15p 3000 W 37th, Brighton Park, M/57
9:50p 1700 S Damen, Lower West Side, M/45
10:00p 100 W 95th, Roseland, M/18
Two men shot during parking lot brawl in Noble Square
11:40p 1000 N Noble, West Town, M/24
11:40p 1000 N Noble, West Town, M/50
Sunday 8/3
12:45a 1000 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/38
12:45a 1000 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, F/44
112:45a 1000 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, M/28
12:50a 200 S Central, Austin, M/31
1:05a 2000 W Jackson, Near West Side, M/54
2:45a 1000 S Monitor, Austin, F/21
4:00a 1800 S Blue Island, Lower West Side, M/35
4:00a 1800 S Blue Island, Lower West Side, F/65
4:15a 2100 S Pulaski, North Lawndale, F/42
4:30a 5500 S Ashland, Englewood, M/42
6:20p 8600 S Wallace, Auburn Gresham, M/27
Don’t Demonize Monday
12:15a 4600 S Western, Brighton Park, M/55

25 shot, 2 fatally in ‘best’ opening August weekend since at least 2015

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


One of the greatest concentration of silly decisions is in Grant Park this weekend in the form of Lollapalooza. It just so happens that we have a tee for that, kind of.

July Wrap-up

Carnac the Magnificent The July 4th weekend is always in the running for Shitshow of the Year, and early pacing had the month matching last year’s totals. However, back half of the month only posted half the homicides as the first half. Well done Justice Involved Violence Influencers Interrupters!

July 2025: 45 killed, 224 wounded
July 2024: 74 killed, 280 wounded
July 2023: 61 killed, 301 wounded
July 2022: 75 killed, 379 wounded
July 2021: 113 killed, 514 wounded
July 2020: 108 killed, 495 wounded
July 2019: 45 killed, 287 wounded
July 2018: 67 killed, 265 wounded
July 2017: 82 killed, 354 wounded
July 2016: 74 killed, 381 wounded
July 2015: 58 killed, 271 wounded
Average July: 76 killed, 353 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s non-demonizable, silly decisions because they’ve been starved of opportunities in their own communities shows:

  • 38 shot & killed
  • 3 stabbed
  • 4 via other means
  • 2 death investigations
  • 0 shot by police
  • 8 homicide-linked arrests
  • A person shot every 2 hrs 51 mins
  • A homicide every 16 hrs 32 mins
  • 8 mass shootings – 50 shot, 5 fatally
  • 10 homicide-free days
  • 38 males killed vs 7 females
  • 41 Blacks, 4 Hispanics, 0 White/Other
  • 3 children 12 and younger shot, 0 fatally
  • 40 teenagers shot, 6 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 1-71
  • Team Near North led w/ 24 shot, 6 fatally
  • 11th District led w/ 35 shot, 5 fatally
  • Expressway shootings: 4 shot, 0 fatally
  • 11 grazed
  • 4 selfies
  • 12 #ShotInTheAss

The July 4th weekend shitshow aside, we assumed the slower trend of late would continue and were forecasting a homicide count of 45-50 with another 200-225 shot and wounded – right on target. As for August, we’re going to assume more of the same slow burning silly decisions to the tune of 40-45 homicides with an additional 200-225 shot and wounded. This would come in about 25% less than last year and a good half of 2021’s recent historical peak.


Thanks to everyone who supported our efforts this past month. It’s very much appreciated. While it’s proving difficult at times, we are making an effort to post merch that won’t be blocked/flagged/shadowbanned by every social media site and shopping engine. Check it out!

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

The BatComputerIt’s that time of year when Rahm’s ye odle Weather Modification Device is dragged out of the flooded basement and switched on for a bit. Precipitation resulting in flooded streets are a great way to minimize drive-by silly decisions.

Final Demonized Tally: 2 killed, 28 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 4 killed, 27 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 7 killed, 43 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 9 killed, 38 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 11 killed, 46 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 10 killed, 28 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 47 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 14 killed, 61 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 30 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 44 wounded
Average tally: 8 killed, 41 wounded

Friday 7/25
Man says he was kidnapped, shot in alley — but no one called 911, and ShotSpotter was removed
3:45p 9000 S University, Burnside, M/18

5:55p 1400 S Kedvale, North Lawndale, M/20
9:35p 3700 W 59th, West Lawn, M/6
Saturday 7/26
12:55a 8500 S Marquette, South Chicago, M/25
12:55a 8500 S Marquette, South Chicago, M/32
12:55a 8500 S Marquette, South Chicago, M/?
4:40a 1100 N Hoyne, West Town, M/23
4:45a 11600 S Church, Morgan Park, M/28
6:10a 4700 W Harrison, Austin, M/50
10:40a 5000 W West End, Austin, M/48
5:15p 1500 E 67th, South Shore, M/42
5:55p 5200 S Laflin, New City, M/16
10:00p 500 N Kedzie, Humboldt Park, M/29
10:15p 100 W 63rd, Englewood, M/71
Sunday 7/27
1:10a 6200 S California, Chicago Lawn, M/18
3:50a 8300 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/41
2 men shot this weekend in River North refused to cooperate with police
4:30a 100 W Kinzie, Near North Side, M/33
4:30a 100 W Kinzie, Near North Side, M/37

8:30a 4000 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/17
3:00p 6300 S Western, Chicago Lawn, M/23
7:40p 6300 N Western, West Ridge, M/33
9:50p 1000 N Monticello, Humboldt Park, M/37
10:15p 3500 W Jackson, Garfield Park, M/52
11:25p 700 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/13
11:25p 700 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/14
11:25p 700 S Springfield, Garfield Park, F/15
11:25p 700 S Springfield, Garfield Park, F/16
Don’t Demonize Monday
2 shot in South Loop, suspects flee with
jerk chicken food truck
3:30a 2200 S Michigan, Near South Side, F/33
3:30a 2200 S Michigan, Near South Side, M/46

4:55a 3700 S Archer, Mckinley Park, M/?

Chicago weekend toll: 2 killed, 25 28 more shot

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Speaking of silly decisions, one of the greatest concentration of silly decisions is coming to Grant Park next weekend in the form of Lollapalooza. Elsewhere around town will be the annual Shootapalooza which is comprised of silly decisions of a different sort.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

NASCAR ChicagoWith NASCAR dropping word late Friday they won’t be back next year, there are now plenty of opportunities (and room) to create a massive, demonization-free Safe Space in Grant Park.

Final Demonized Tally: 7 killed, 27 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 3 killed, 24 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 8 killed, 65 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 13 killed, 62 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 4 killed, 59 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 43 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 7 killed, 39 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 7 killed, 48 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 36 wounded
Average tally: 7 killed, 44 wounded

Friday 7/18
4:35p 900 W 70th, Englewood, M/32
6:00p 300 N Lavergne, Austin, M/17
Mother charged with murder after baby found drowned in South Shore
9:45p 7000 S South Shore, South Shore, M/1
9:55p 6600 S Marshfield, Englewood, M/17

9:55p 6600 S Marshfield, Englewood, M/29
10:05p 2800 W Arthington, Garfield Park, M/22
10:10p 7200 S Yates, South Shore, F/21
Saturday 7/19
12:10a 500 N Central, Austin, M/13
12:55a 7500 S St Lawrence, Grand Crossing, F/37
12:55a 7500 S St Lawrence, Grand Crossing, M/?
2:10a 300 W 64th, Englewood, M/30
2:35a 7200 S Dobson, Grand Crossing, M/18
3:10a 2400 W Warren, Near West Side, M/32
3:15a 1900 W 19th, Lower West Side, M/28
3:15a 1900 W 19th, Lower West Side, M/47
4:50a 8200 S Houston, South Chicago, M/20
4:50a 8200 S Houston, South Chicago, F/22
4:50a 8200 S Houston, South Chicago, M/25
4:50a 8200 S Houston, South Chicago, M/38
4:20p 4400 W Roosevelt, North Lawndale, M/33
10:55p 2000 E 68th, South Shore, M/20
11:50p 100 W 87th, Chatham, M/24

11:50p 100 W 87th, Chatham, M/24
11:50p 100 W 87th, Chatham, F/25
Sunday 7/20
12:10a 3100 S Lawndale, Little Village, F/46
Rideshare passenger shot in the South Loop
12:35a 1900 S Wabash, Near South Side, F/24

1:10a 2800 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/21
12:20p 4900 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/26
12:20p 4900 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/31
12:20p 4900 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/37
12:20p 4900 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/51
7:30p 6600 S Dorchester, Woodlawn, M/44
7:30p 6600 S Dorchester, Woodlawn, M/45
11:30p 2700 S Whipple, Little Village, M/34
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due to being starved of opportunities in their own communities.

Weekend violence: 7 dead, 27 more shot citywide

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Speaking of Safe Spaces, it’s essential to feel comfortable and to enjoy everything that official Safe Spaces have to offer. Fortunately, we’ve got tees for that.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

Disco Demolition - July 12, 1979After declaring crime is down with the help of equitable, yet diverse Justice Involved Violence Influencers, the July 4th week showed that crime may be on the uptick again, but only because General Nixon of the 37th Indiana Regiment of the Confederacy refuses to participate in a drum circle.

Final Demonized Tally: 4 killed, 25 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 11 killed, 29 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 5 killed, 41 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 9 killed, 18 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 13 killed, 62 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 4 killed, 59 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 43 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 7 killed, 39 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 32 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 7 killed, 48 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 4 killed, 36 wounded
Average tally: 7 killed, 41 wounded

Friday 7/11
3:35p 7600 S Lowe, Auburn Gresham, F/17
4:05p 6200 S Rhodes, Woodlawn, M/17
6:50p 700 S Springfield, Garfield Park, M/36
8:40p 6600 S State, Grand Crossing, M/32
Scooter rider shoots man on Near North Side
9:25p 500 W Scott, Near North Side, M/40

9:40p 13200 S Langley, Riverdale, M/43
11:40p 1300 W 98th, Washington Heights, M/31
Saturday 7/12
12:30a I90 @ Cumberland, Norwood Park, M/?
12:30a I90 @ Cumberland, Norwood Park, M/?
1:30a 2900 S Federal, Douglas, F/34
2:05p 6200 S Artesian, Chicago Lawn, M/23
2:15p 5300 W Jackson, Austin, M/22
4:00p 10700 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/?
6:30p 3000 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/?
9:30p 5600 W Division, Austin, M/53
10:35p 2800 W Polk, Garfield Park, F/31
11:25p 700 S Wells, Loop, M/35
Sunday 7/13
Second verse, same as the first: Man shot and killed on same Near North Side block where another was murdered last week
12:20a 800 N Cambridge, Near North Side, M/41
Woman shot during armed robbery in Lakeview
12:25a 400 W Wellington, Lake View, F/24

1:45a 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, M/37
1:45a 7700 S Kingston, South Shore, M/?
2:05a 6300 S Maryland, Woodlawn, M/23
4:45a 3400 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/31
4:45a 2800 W 21st, Little Village, M/23
9:45a 1200 W 84th, Auburn Gresham, F/19
Teen shot during robbery
on North Side school soccer field
5:15p 2100 W Granville, West Ridge, M/17

5:45p 8000 S Sangamon, Auburn Gresham, M/17
10:00p 100 E Kensington, West Pullman, M/22
11:50p 700 S Cicero, Austin, M/34
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due being starved of opportunities in their own communities.

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


46 years ago on the evening of July 12, 1979, an explosion of disco records at Comiskey Park turned into a near beer-infused riot. Commemorate the 1979 equivalent of a Safe Space with some some July 4th missing digit-friendly apparel.

Shitshow of the Year

Marilyn MonroeMany years ago, this weekend was a lock for the most violent of the year. However, when the wheels came off in late May of 2020, it was relegated to just another lead-filled, mostly peaceful, often violent weekend of silly decisions with an extra day or two thrown in to pad the stats. Given the relative slowdown since February it’s likely this weekend will once again become tops for the year.

Final Demonized Tally: 11 killed, 42 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 23 killed, 86 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 13 killed, 65 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 15 killed, 65 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 23 killed, 90 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 21 killed, 71 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 7 killed, 69 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 15 killed, 89 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 62 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 11 killed, 55 wounded
Average tally: 14 killed, 69 wounded

Thursday 7/3
12:55p 1600 W 59th, Englewood, M/35
12:55p 1600 W 59th, Englewood, M/40
12:55p 1600 W 59th, Englewood, M/50
12:55p 1600 W 59th, Englewood, M/51
1:20p 9900 S Bensley, South Deering, M/21
2:55p 7800 S May, Auburn Gresham, M/34
5:00p 300 E Kensington, West Pullman, M/49
8:20p 300 E 117th, West Pullman, M/40
8:50p 100 N Hamlin, Garfield Park, M/36
9:30p 11900 S Wallace, Englewood, M/33
Independence Day
12:05a 3400 W Cermak, Little Village, M/47
1:55a 9700 S Havard, Roseland, M/20
2:00a 3400 W 62nd, Chicago Lawn, M/52
Horror: Mom killed 4-year-old son, stabbed siblings, then set their house on fire
9:10a 3600 W Palmer, Logan Square, M/4
5:45p 300 N Cicero, Austin, M/31
8:20p 5900 S Justine, Englewood, M/34
9:55p 1300 N Springfield, Humboldt Park, F/33
10:30p 6400 S Yale, Englewood, M/38
10:35p 7600 S Bishop, Auburn Gresham, M/25
10:55p 1200 E 83rd, Avalon Park, F/16

10:55p 1200 E 83rd, Avalon Park, M/35
11:00p 8500 S Rhodes, Chatham, F/38
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, F/21
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, F/27
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, F/25
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, F/25
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, M/21
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, M/29
11:10p 4800 S Justine, New City, M/42
11:30p 6800 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, F/41
11:55p 6400 S Winchester, Englewood, M/36
Saturday 7/5
12:00a 6000 S Ashland, Englewood, M/37
1:30a 5900 S Damen, Englewood, M/21
1:45a 2700 S California, Little Village, M/25
1:45a 2700 S California, Little Village, M/26
1:45a 2700 S California, Little Village, M/32
1:45a 2700 S California, Little Village, M/33
4:10a 1500 W 71st, Englewood, M/18
4:10a 1500 W 71st, Englewood, M/19
4:55a 1000 N Lavergne, Austin, M/30
Gunman kills driver on Near North Side, crashes getaway car in the Loop
9:50a 800 N Cambridge, Near North Side, M/46
10:10p 2600 S Central Park, Little Village, M/47
10:25p 100 W Lake, Loop, M/56

11:00p 2300 S Whipple, Little Village, M/19
11:45p 9400 S Union, Washington Heights, F/43
Sunday 7/6
12:20a 700 E 60th, Woodlawn, M/41
1:40a 4100 W Carroll, Garfield Park, M/26
3:00a 5300 S Kedzie, Gage Park, M/33
4:55p 9600 S Brennan, South Deering, M/19
7:25p 3800 W 30th, Little Village, M/19
10:30p 5200 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/25
10:30p 5200 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/27
10:30p 100 N Lorel, Austin, M/25
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due to being parked in the bike lane

Chicago marks ‘best’ Independence Day weekend in a decade: 9 11 killed, 44 42 more shot

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Thursday – 6a Monday
Temporal Note: Different years have different time frames depending on what day the 4th fell on. 2014-2016, 2020-2022 & 2025 all ran for 3.75 days, 2013, 2017, 2019, 2023 & 2024 are 4.75 days and 2018 was a marathon 5.75 days because the 4th fell on a Wednesday.


Thanks to everyone took advantage of our little sale and picked up some merch this past weekend. It not only helps grease the skids, it is also very much appreciated.

June Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentA promising start to The Summer of Silly Decisions with lead-based totals coming in well below average.

June 2025: 39 killed, 140 wounded
June 2023: 74 killed, 323 wounded
June 2023: 72 killed, 273 wounded
June 2022: 69 killed, 294 wounded
June 2021: 89 killed, 411 wounded
June 2020: 100 killed, 463 wounded
June 2019: 50 killed, 274 wounded
June 2018: 60 killed, 289 wounded
June 2017: 86 killed, 322 wounded
June 2016: 78 killed, 373 wounded
June 2015: 51 killed, 244 wounded
Avg June: 73 killed, 324 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s non-demonizable, silly decisions because they’ve been starved of opportunities in their own communities shows:

  • 28 shot & killed
  • 6 stabbed
  • 4 arson
  • 1 child abuse
  • 3 death investigations
  • 1 shot by police, friendly fire
  • 3 homicide-linked arrests
  • A person shot every 4 hrs 18 mins
  • A homicide every 20 hrs 34 mins
  • 1 mass shooting – 4 shot, 0 fatally
  • 7 homicide-free days
  • 32 males killed vs 3 females
  • 28 Blacks, 6 Hispanics, 1 White/Other
  • 3 children 12 and younger shot, 0 fatally
  • 25 teenagers shot, 6 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 0-72
  • Team N. Lawndale led w/ 17 shot, 3 fatally
  • 11th District led w/ 21 shot, 1 fatally
  • Expressway shootings: 0 shot
  • 5 grazed
  • 0 selfies
  • 7 #ShotInTheAss

Looking back, it seems as if the brakes were applied back in February and continued to be ridden through the first month of the Summer of Silly Decisions. That being the case, we weren’t forecasting more than 40-45 homicides with an additional 175-200 wounded. Missed on both, however, we suspect our homicide guess will be correct once the Austin arson incident is clarified and declared.

The July 4th weekend is always a shitshow which in turn yields elevated counts for the month. Given the current trends, yes, the weekend will be a shitshow as usual, but not as shitty and therefore the month won’t be as “bad”. We’re forecasting a homicide count of 45-50 with another 200-225 shot and wounded, which is well below last year’s 74 killed and 280 wounded and miles below 2021’s 113 killed, 514 wounded.


Thursday afternoon kicks off the annual July 4th Shitshow of the Year. Plan ahead to commemorate your lost digit or two with some missing digit-friendly apparel and use the code SHITSHOW20 to blow off 20% (see what we did there?).

Pride Weekend Stupidity

Idiots jumping on a cop car.Pride cometh before the fall Shitshow of the Year. As is usually the case, this weekend competes with St. Pats or Halloween for the stupidity title up north, especially post-parade Sunday evening, but elsewhere, the usual nonsense will play out in the usual ways.

Final Demonized Tally: 6 killed, 18 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 8 killed, 26 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 7 killed, 34 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 8 killed, 33 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 68 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 20 killed, 47 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 55 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 47 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 8 killed, 50 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
Average tally: 8 killed, 41 wounded

Friday 6/27
3:10p 1400 W 94th, Washington Heights, M/33
16 minutes to find murder victim due to incorrect 911 address and deactivated ShotSpotter
9:40p 5400 S Prairie, Washington Park, F/20
11:00p 6800 S Wood, Englewood, M/53
11:15p 9800 S Avenue G, East Side, F/21
Saturday 6/28
1:00a 2500 S Rockwell, Little Village, M/55
2:30a 8100 S Cottage Grove, Chatham, M/38
3:30a 11800 S State, West Pullman, F/21
Man shot, killed at Bucktown park
3:30a 2200 W Cortland, Logan Square, M/32
6:55a 1200 S Kildare, North Lawndale, M/27
6:55a 1200 S Kildare, North Lawndale, M/34
2:45p Drop off @ UofC, Hyde Park, M/?
3:55p 800 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/31
3:55p 800 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/25
3:55p 800 E 63rd, Woodlawn, M/40
9:15p 9100 S Constance, Calumet Heights, M/26
10:00p 9300 S Calumet, Roseland, M/18
11:35p 9000 S Mackinaw, South Chicago, M/31
11:50p 6300 S Wentworth, Grand Crossing, M/32
Sunday 6/29
12:00a 4700 W Palmer, Belmont Cragin, F/21
12:30a 5500 S Ashland, Englewood, M/20
3:35a 8500 S Elizabeth, Auburn Gresham, M/39
5:30a 1100 W 75th, Auburn Gresham, F/28
1:00p 5000 S Kedzie, Gage Park, M/29
Cheers! Man stabbed to death in domestic altercation at Navy Pier beer garden
5:30p 600 E Grand, Near North Side, M/56
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cops seize 6 guns, arrest 39 people at Chicago Pride Parade gathering

5 killed, 18 wounded in Chicago this weekend, lowest tally in at least a decade

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


This Thursday afternoon kicks off the annual July 4th Shitshow of the Year. When you arrive home on Saturday the 5th from spending the night in the ER after telling your buddy, “hold my beer, watch this”, commemorate your lost digit or two with some missing digit-friendly apparel.

Mostly Steamy Weekend

Homer in a kiddie poolOur first all 70° weekend was delayed by nearly two months, but now we’ll be pushing 100° for the majority of the weekend. Extreme heat acts much like extreme cold – people tend to stay indoors and therefore (usually) out of the line of fire. Using history as a guide, once the sun goes down the porches, sidewalks and corners will be packed with potential targets.

Final Demonized Tally: 3 killed, 24 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 9 killed, 35 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 9 killed, 22 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 8 killed, 33 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 69 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 20 killed, 47 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 55 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 3 killed, 23 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 47 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 8 killed, 50 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
Average tally: 9 killed, 41 wounded

Friday 6/20
2:00p 1500 S Kedzie, North Lawndale, F/26
4:35p 4300 W Dickens, Hermosa, M/34
Man shot during fight outside River North pizzeria
7:05p 400 N Wells, Near North Side, M/36

Saturday 6/21
2:05a 3900 W Washington, Garfield Park, F/21
2:30a 6200 S King, Washington Park, M/34
2:30a 2300 W Roosevelt, Near West Side, F/23
2:30a 2300 W Roosevelt, Near West Side, M/24

2:30a 2300 W Roosevelt, Near West Side, M/25
3:05a 3600 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/21
3:05a 3600 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/25
5:25a 100 E 93rd, Roseland, M/29
7:15a 3600 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/21
7:15a 3600 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/26
4:10p 5600 S Western, Gage Park, M/33
4:50p 700 S Financial, Loop, M/33
Boy, 11, shot near basketball courts
inside Lawndale park
5:30p 1400 S Tripp, North Lawndale, M/11

9:10p 9700 S Commercial, South Deering, M/35
10:45p 12000 S Harvard, West Pullman, M/26
11:35p 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/17
11:35p 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/18
Sunday 6/22
1:15a 4900 W Gunnison, Forest Glen, M/25
4:10a 1300 S Kolin, North Lawndale, M/63
4:10a 5400 S Throop, Englewood, F/16
4:40a 400 N Hamlin, Humboldt Park, F/39
5:25a 5100 W Thomas, Austin, M/18
8:35a 4400 W Monroe, Garfield Park, M/32
Don’t Demonize Monday
2:20a 8400 S Muskegon, South Chicago, M/28
Steamy weekend sees 26 shot, 3 fatally across Chicago

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


The annual July 4th Shitshow of the Year is coming up quick. Before finding yourself in the ER with missing digits after telling your buddy, “hold my beer, watch this”, pick up a stylish tee so that you’re at least presentable to the doctors and nurses.

Father’s Day Weekend

Happy Father's DayFive years ago, Father’s Day weekend ended up being the absolute shitshows of shitshows making it the highest tally we’ve ever recorded for a standard, non-holiday weekend. This year we have the totally organic, grassroots, paid agitator-free, mayoral approved, surprisingly peaceful “No Kings” protest. Thankfully, no attempted replay of May 2020, here anyway.

Final Demonized Tally: 5 killed, 16 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 10 killed, 64 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 12 killed, 52 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 5 killed, 47 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 12 killed, 45 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 17 killed, 96 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 17 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 37 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 40 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 8 killed, 50 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
Average tally: 9 killed, 47 wounded

Friday the 13th
8:30p 1100 S Austin, Austin, M/17
9:40p 4700 S Laporte, Garfield Ridge, M/42
11:40p 100 N Laramie, Austin, M/38
11:40p 100 N Laramie, Austin, M/48

Saturday 6/14
1:20a 11000 S State, Roseland, M/42
2:25a 2500 E 130th, Hegewisch, F/41
3:05p 400 W 62nd, Englewood, F/27
Man gets shot while confronting car burglar in Portage Park
9:45p 5800 W Cornelia, Portage Park, M/57
3 shot in drive-by near Puerto Rican Festival
10:00p 1100 N California, West Town, M/27
10:00p 1100 N California, West Town, M/42
10:00p 1100 N California, West Town, M/45
Father’s Day
1:00a 800 E 79th, Grand Crossing, M/14
2:00a 4000 W Cortland, Hermosa, M/34
2:10a 9000 S Escanaba, South Chicago, M/23
4:05a 7600 S Prairie, Grand Crossing, M/17
3:30p 2600 W Evergreen, West Town, M/15
Don’t Demonize Monday
2:10a 2400 W 51st, Gage Park, M/24
3:50a 1100 E 63rd, Woodlawn, F/32
4:55a 3300 S Western, Mckinley Park, M/30
5:05a 1600 W Congress, Near West Side, M/?
5:35a 11500 S Prairie, West Pullman, M/51

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Speaking of Father’s Day, how about a Da Pope T-Shirt or a Chalkie Ball Cap for pops (a week late)? Dad gets a some stylish merch and we get to keep the lights on.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

Crime LabNearly two months behind schedule for our first all 70°s weekend, however at this point it’s unlikely to as much a difference as it has in years past.

Final Demonized Tally: 3 killed, 10 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 10 killed, 42 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 4 killed, 28 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 8 killed, 31 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 5 killed, 46 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 2 killed, 39 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 12 killed, 46 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 14 killed, 55 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 13 killed, 46 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 7 killed, 32 wounded
Average tally: 8 killed, 39 wounded

Friday 6/6
1:20p 1000 S Ashland, Near West Side, F/12
10:20p 3300 W Walnut, Garfield Park, M/43
10:20p 3300 W Walnut, Garfield Park, M/47
11:30p 5300 W Belmont, Portage Park, M/72
Saturday 6/7
2:50a 8300 S Sangamon, Auburn Gresham, M/34
6:25p 2000 E 79th, South Shore, M/35
9:00p 200 W 95th, Roseland, F/34
11:55p 5600 W Fullerton, Belmont Cragin, M/27
12:30p 800 W 76th, Auburn Gresham, M/36
4:45p 200 S Central, Austin, M/55
8:05p 5400 S Damen, New City, M/69
8:05p 5400 S Damen, New City, M/51
9:00p 1300 S Springfield, North Lawndale, M/46
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due to watching training films coming out of L.A.

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


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May Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentWith another Spring Training in the books, it’s onward to the Summer of Silly Decisions.

May 2025: 38 killed, 138 wounded
May 2024: 58 killed, 253 wounded
May 2023: 70 killed, 271 wounded
May 2022: 66 killed, 290 wounded
May 2021: 70 killed, 333 wounded
May 2020: 87 killed, 335 wounded
May 2019: 57 killed, 202 wounded
May 2018: 54 killed, 265 wounded
May 2017: 59 killed, 269 wounded
May 2016: 69 killed, 339 wounded
May 2015: 50 killed, 281 wounded
May 2014: 47 killed, 230 wounded
Avg May: 62 killed, 279 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s non-demonizable, silly decisions because root causes shows:

  • 32 shot & killed
  • 4 stabbed
  • 2 beaten
  • 5 shot by police, 2 fatally
  • 3 homicide-linked arrests
  • A person shot every 4 hrs 23 mins
  • A homicide every 20 hrs 7 mins
  • 2 mass shootings – 11 shot, 0 fatally
  • 8 homicide-free days
  • 34 males killed vs 4 females
  • 30 Blacks, 8 Hispanics, 0 White/Other
  • 2 children 12 and younger shot, 0 fatally
  • 33 teenagers shot, 3 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 15-64
  • Team Englewood led w/ 18 shot, 1 fatally
  • 11th District led w/ 22 shot, 4 fatally
  • Expressway shootings: 0 shot
  • 4 grazed
  • 3 selfies
  • 9 #ShotInTheAss

Coming off a historically quiet April, our forecast for May assuming the trend continued was “just” 30-35 homicides and 175 shot and wounded. The homicide call was close enough but the wounded count was much lower than expected. It sure would be nice to have the ShotSpotter data to see how many attempts were made, but that’s why it was shut down, to make it impossible to know what’s really going on.

Typically April posts the first all 70° weekend but it looks like we’re going to into June before that happens. With conditions improving, silly decisions will be on the rise. Sticking with the current trend, we’re forecasting a below-average homicide count of 40-45 with another 175-200 shot and wounded, which is well below last year’s 74 killed and 323 wounded.


May marked two full years of Brandon, which means there’s only two more years to go before his 3rd to maybe 2nd place finish in the next mayoral primary. In the meantime check out our newest tees on ShopJackass!

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

That's all Folks!Five years ago this weekend, downtown as well as large swaths of the west and south sides transformed into Safe Spaces as Burning, Looting & Murder were not only acceptable but openly encouraged. Our recently revised totals from those two days, Saturday 5/30/20, and Sunday 5/31/20, show 28 killed and 70 shot and wounded.

Final Demonized Tally: 2 killed, 16 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 4 killed, 27 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 10 killed, 37 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 7 killed, 31 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 5 killed, 59 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 5 killed, 38 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 42 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 10 killed, 30 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 38 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 7 killed, 39 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
Average tally: 7 killed, 37 wounded

Friday 5/30
8:30p 1300 E 67th, Woodlawn, M/39
Saturday 5/31
Drive-by gunman injures 7 near St. Sabina; 50+ rounds fired at crowd ignoring dispersal orders
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/17
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/17
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/17
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/18
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/18
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/18
1:55a 1200 W 78th, Auburn Gresham, M/19
Cops shoot suspect after fight, shots fired brings CPD to NW Side nightclub
2:10a 3100 N Central, Belmont Cragin, M/28
4:10a 4800 S Wolcott, New City, M/35
11:20a 200 E 75th, Grand Crossing, M/34
11:10p 1400 N Lawler, Austin, M/?
Sunday 6/1
3:10a 11900 S Wallace, West Pullman, M/18
6:35a 6900 S Merrill, South Shore, F/22
6:45a 3600 W Polk, Garfield Park, M/27
4:10p 5400 W Division, Austin, M/42
5:35p 9300 S Perry, Roseland, M/17
7:50p 2000 W Chase, Rogers Park, M/32
Don’t Demonize Monday
Timeout until warm up

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


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Memorial Day Weekend

Chicago Memorial Day ParadeThe Summer of Silly Decisions has arrived! Starting this weekend and for the next 100 days, poor life choices will accompany silly decisions resulting in maximum stupidity. However stupid or silly, they’re just kids, so we ask that you please do not demonize them.

Final Demonized Tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2024 Memorial Day tally: 11 killed, 41 wounded
2023 Memorial Day tally: 14 killed, 48 wounded
2022 Memorial Day tally: 12 killed, 43 wounded
2021 Memorial Day tally: 4 killed, 38 wounded
2020 Memorial Day tally: 10 killed, 43 wounded
2019 Memorial Day tally: 8 killed, 35 wounded
2018 Memorial Day tally: 8 killed, 31 wounded
2017 Memorial Day tally: 7 killed, 44 wounded
2016 Memorial Day tally: 10 killed, 67 wounded
2015 Memorial Day tally: 12 killed, 45 wounded
Average tally: 10 killed, 44 wounded

Friday 5/23
1:15p 6700 S Cottage Grove, Woodlawn, M/32
2:55p 300 E 71st, Grand Crossing, M/30
Man dead, suspect also shot during
smoke shop brawl

4:25p 7000 S Damen, Englewood, M/42
4:25p 7000 S Damen, Englewood, M/38
7:40p 7300 S Winchester, Englewood, M/28
9:10p 4700 S Lake Park, Kenwood, F/33
Saturday 5/24
2:45a 1700 N Spaulding, Humboldt Park, M/35
8:05a 700 E 60th, Washington Park, M/39
11:00a 200 S Cicero, Austin, M/18
3:30p 6800 S Emerald, Englewood, F/52
3:30p 6800 S Emerald, Englewood, M/?
4:10p 800 N Sacramento, Humboldt Park, M/46
4:15p 4700 S Kedzie, Brighton Park, M/?
7:05p 4900 W Ferdinand, Austin, M/37
11:30p 400 E 95th, Roseland, M/39
Sunday 5/25
12:25a 1800 S Karlov, North Lawndale, M/24
12:45a 4700 S Cicero, Garfield Ridge, M/19
3:20a 3000 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, F/?
3:20a 3000 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, M/59
5:00a 4800 N Sheridan, Uptown, M/32
5:20a 2700 W 12th, North Lawndale, M/49
6:00a 7500 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, M/31
6:00a 7500 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, M/35
2:00p 7300 S Chappel, South Shore, F/26
8:50p 800 E 87th, Chatham, M/?
10:20p 500 E 75th, Grand Crossing, M/37
Memorial Day
12:55p 6100 S King, Washington Park, M/30
8:40p 1600 S Springfield, North Lawndale, M/42
11:55p 400 S Pulaski, Garfield Park, F/?
Don’t Demonize Tuesday
1:15a 11000 S Ashland, Morgan Park, M/38

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Tuesday


We’ve posted some new tees over at ShopJackass! to add to your already questionable summer wardrobe. They’ll go perfectly with white tube socks and sandals. Check ’em out and thank you!

Mostly Peaceful Weekend

The BatComputerYears ago we would joke that Rahm was desperately trying to obtain a Super Villain Weather Control Machine since weather was the only thing guaranteed to result in “crime is down”. Apparently Brandon found it in the basement of City Hall and spun up a dust storm (didn’t work) followed by a cold front (worked!).

Final Demonized Tally: 2 killed, 22 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 3 killed, 47 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 2 killed, 24 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 3 killed, 30 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 14 killed, 41 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 7 killed, 34 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 4 killed, 34 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 5 killed, 36 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 40 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 2 killed, 47 wounded
Average tally: 5 killed, 35 wounded

Friday 5/16
2:20p 13000 S Drexel, Riverdale, M/25
💨💨 Dust Storm Delay 💨💨
7:25p 9000 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/15
7:25p 9000 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/18
7:25p 9000 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/19
9:05p 600 S Homan, Garfield Park, M/16
9:05p 600 S Homan, Garfield Park, M/23
9:05p 600 S Homan, Garfield Park, M/24
9:05p 600 S Homan, Garfield Park, M/26
9:45p 10300 S Wentworth, Roseland, M/17
11:59p 3500 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/33
11:59p 3500 W Fifth, Garfield Park, M/35
Saturday 5/17
Cold front arrives
11:10a 10100 S Yates, South Deering, M/17
1:30p 6400 S Green, Englewood, M/36
5:20p 8200 S King, Chatham, M/18
6:05p 400 W 110th, Roseland, M/15
8:45p 6700 S Throop, Englewood, F/44
10:35p 2000 W Marquette, Englewood, M/19
Sunday 5/18
*Another* shooting in River North nightlife district leaves man critically injured overnight
12:40a 300 W Ontario, Near North Side, M/39

12:50a 6200 King, Washington Park, M/51
1:45a 11100 S Esmond, Morgan Park, M/32
2:20p 1500 W Marquette, Englewood, M/54
7:40p 8000 S Crandon, South Chicago, M/26
10 minutes after a 911 caller reported men were threatening her husband, a man is murdered
in Albany Park

10:15p 4500 N Kennicott, Albany Park, M/24
11:30p 5600 S Green, Englewood, M/35
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due to March’s return

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Thursday marked Brandon’s two year anniversary. Once all the stats settle, we’ll post a comparison of his first two years vs Lori’s and Rahm’s. In the meantime, we’ve posted four new tees over at ShopJackass! Check ’em out and thank you!

Mother’s Day Weekend

Peg BundyThere was a possibly of this weekend being our first all 70°s weekend of the year, but it’s looking like that’ll be delayed until next weekend. In any event, the forecast does call from an elevated risk of traditional Mother’s Day violence.

Final Demonized Tally: 7 killed, 13 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 6 killed, 25 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 12 killed, 23 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 6 killed, 30 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 8 killed, 44 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 6 killed, 35 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 4 killed, 12 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 33 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 37 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 6 killed, 39 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 2 killed, 47 wounded
Average tally: 6 killed, 33 wounded

Friday 5/9
1:00p 500 N Central, Austin, M/38
2:20p 3800 W Arthington, Garfield Park, M/32
6:30p 5000 S King, Grand Boulevard, M/17
Saturday 5/10
Gunman kills 2, injures 1 as patrons
leave Edgewater bar

1:20a 6300 N Broadway, Edgewater, M/28
1:20a 6300 N Broadway, Edgewater, M/31

1:20a 6300 N Broadway, Edgewater, M/36
3:30a 2100 S Fairfield, Little Village, M/36
4:00a 2400 S Troy, Little Village, M/39
8:25a 200 W 70th, Grand Crossing, M/63
10:20a 2700 W 64th, Chicago Lawn, M/16
3:15p 7900 S Essex, South Chicago, F/22
5:10p 8000 S Ingleside, Chatham, M/?
10:35p 1900 N Austin, Austin, M/21
Mother’s Day
4:00a 100 W Ontario, Near North Side, M/25
7:20a 6900 S Wabash, Grand Crossing, M/40
10:55p 1600 E Hayes, Woodlawn, M/28
11:30p 7500 S Normal, Grand Crossing, M/40
Don’t Demonize Monday
12:00a 7400 S Racine, Englewood, M/36
12:40a 6700 N Sheridan, Rogers Park, M/51
3:15a 6500 S Wolcott, Englewood, F/20

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Thursday afternoon will mark two full years of Brandon with only two more to go. Lucky us. We’ll likely do a little something for the small day, but in the meantime check out our newest tees on ShopJackass!

Guacamole-Free Weekend

No guacamoleHey! Hey! Ho! Ho! Guacamole gots to go!

Final Demonized Tally: 6 killed, 12 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 8 killed, 30 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 6 killed, 19 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 6 killed, 26 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 4 killed, 21 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 7 killed, 16 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 9 killed, 17 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 25 wounded
Average tally: 6 killed, 22 wounded

Friday 5/2
Don’t call it a school shooting – 3 Bulls College Prep students shot after leaving school Friday afternoon
2:45p 200 S Hoyne, Near West Side, F/15
2:45p 200 S Hoyne, Near West Side, M/15
2:45p 200 S Hoyne, Near West Side, M/16

Saturday 5/3
12:50a 1200 N Massasoit, Austin, M/35
1:00a 5000 W Quincy, Austin, M/24

1:15a 300 W Marquette, Englewood, M/15
1:40a 1100 E 91st, Burnside, M/21
4:20a 1400 S Kenneth, North Lawndale, F/22
9:00a 2700 N Hoyne, Lincoln Park, M/19
10:30a 3500 S Rhodes, Douglas, M/39
11:40p 3800 W Chicago, Humboldt Park, F/33
No Guacamole Sunday
7:50a 3800 W 14th, North Lawndale, M/40
5:25p 1500 S Laflin, Near West Side, F/?
Don’t Demonize Monday
12:15a 6300 S California, Chicago Lawn, M/21
Officers fatally shot man who advanced toward them with a knife
2:50a 1400 E 75th, South Shore, M/47
2:50a 1400 E 75th, South Shore, M/58
BB #43 – 65-year-old man found shot on West Side street, but nobody called 911 to report gunfire
3:05a 100 S Hamlin, Garfield Park, M/65

3:05a 10600 S La Salle, Roseland, M/?

Key:
shooting
homicide
police involved
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


This month will mark two full years of Brandon with only two more to go. We’ll likely do a little something for the small day, but in the meantime check out our newest tees on ShopJackass!

Mostly Quiet Weekend

Shut it.With the lack of the first all 70° weekend along with subsequent summer-like previews, this weekend will put a bow on what will be a very quiet, maybe eerily quiet April with the fewest homicides since the 2013 campaign.

Final Demonized Tally: 1 killed, 10 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 2 killed, 18 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 6 killed, 27 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 10 killed, 26 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 8 killed, 42 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 7 killed, 42 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 6 killed, 28 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 6 killed, 35 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 6 killed, 27 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 9 killed, 43 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 25 wounded
Average tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded

Friday 4/25
8:50p 300 S Whipple, Garfield Park, M/24
Saturday 4/26
1:10a 3500 W Madison, Garfield Park, M/50
3:20a 7400 S Calumet, Grand Crossing, M/29
10:55a 1600 S Spaulding, North Lawndale, M/?
4:05p 7800 S Coles, South Shore, F/47
11:25p 2500 S Hillock, Bridgeport, M/36
Sunday 4/27
1:15a 600 E 92nd, Chatham, M/31
1:30a 5400 S Damen, New City, M/20
4:45a 5700 N Pulaski, North Park, M/16
Gunmen opens fire on CTA bus in Portage Park,
injuring 2 passengers
11:45p 4800 W Belmont, Portage Park, M/40
11:45p 4800 W Belmont, Portage Park, M/22

Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled due to no available demonization

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


If the current trend stays our friend, we’ll finally be able to switch gears and retool this site into a cooking blog where we promise to have at least 37 paragraphs of irrelevent content and hundreds of ads before you get to our ice cube recipe. Until then, check out our two new designs, a Safe Spaces tee that’s more effective than a parade barricade and a self-promotional take on a vintage Chicago park district sign.

Mostly Hol(e)y Weekend

dead easter bunnyYears ago some had called for and tried “Thou Shalt Not Murder” Easter Sunday which unsurprisingly didn’t work out as planned. This Easter, the apparent plan is to let the rain do its thing.

Final Hol(e)y Tally: 4 killed, 13 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 6 killed, 11 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 5 killed, 21 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 8 killed, 41 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 5 killed, 25 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 3 killed, 18 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 7 killed, 24 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 20 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 4 killed, 19 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 5 killed, 28 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 5 killed, 31 wounded
Average tally: 5 killed, 24 wounded

Good Friday
Man found murdered in West Side alley; response delayed by lack of 911 calls, ShotSpotter deactivation
5:30p 5600 W North, Austin, M/53
10:45p 4500 S Wood, New City, M/35
11:30p 5000 W West End, Austin, F/17
11:30p 5000 W West End, Austin, F/18
11:30p 5000 W West End, Austin, M/19
Hol(e)y Saturday
12:30a 1400 W Division, West Town, M/37
Woman shot near busy Logan Square intersection, gunman runs from scene
1:20a 2400 N Milwaukee, Logan Square, F/21

1:25a 500 N Leavitt, Near West Side, M/21
6:20a 100 N Central, Austin, M/24
5:50p 4200 W 21st, North Lawndale, M/46
7:45p 1300 W Hastings, Near West Side, M/48
Easter Sunday
Cops found a 16-year-old boy murdered within a ‘large group’ overnight, but nobody called 911 to report the gunfire that killed him
1:40a 7200 S Green, Englewood, M/16
2:40a 7200 S Paxton, South Shore, M/31
2:40a 7200 S Paxton, South Shore, M/37

2:40a 7200 S Paxton, South Shore, M/24
11:05a 5600 S Justine, Englewood, M/27
Police investigate another shooting
on the CTA Blue Line
9:15p 400 S Racine, Near West Side, M/32

Don’t Demonize Easter Monday
Cancelled due to unfavorable conditions

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Ahead of the upcoming Summer of Silly Decisions we have two new designs, a Safe Spaces tee that’s more effective than a parade barricade and a self-promotional take on a vintage Chicago park district sign.

Gone Fishin’

Gone Fishin'Minimal updates for the next week or so unless the silly decisions become over-demonized and unacceptable. Grab the mail and water the plants. The emergency numbers are by the phone. No silly decisions or demonizing while we’re away.


We’re in the process of pulling together some new designs and product offerings ahead of the upcoming Summer of Silly Decisions to assist in making your summer just that much sillier. Our Safe Spaces tee is just the first one.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

Lori Lightfoot v2.0This weekend marks the two year anniversary of Brandon’s election victory. We’re still 5 weeks away from the official two years in office millstone, as such Brandon has time to work on getting that 6% approval rating below 5%. On the bright side, we only have two more years to find someone worse.

Final Demonized Tally: 1 killed, 18 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 2 killed, 21 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 6 killed, 24 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 4 killed, 29 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 4 killed, 19 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 5 killed, 18 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 2 killed, 10 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 2 killed, 44 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 33 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 6 killed, 31 wounded
Average tally: 4 killed, 25 wounded

Friday 4/4
4:20p 2400 E 72nd, South Shore, M/34
4:35p 11500 S Halsted, West Pullman, M/46
5:40p 6700 S Oakley, Chicago Lawn, M/31
10:20p 6800 S Kenwood, South Shore, M/57
Saturday 4/5
12:05a 7200 S Green, Englewood, M/17
12:05a 7200 S Green, Englewood, M/20
1:55a 800 N Keystone, Humboldt Park, M/29
3:00a 4000 W Grenshaw, North Lawndale, M/33
3:30a 8400 S Stony Island, Avalon Park, F/?
10:10a 600 E 71st, Grand Crossing, M/38
5:45p 7700 S May, Auburn Gresham, M/18
7:55p 7900 S Maryland, Chatham, M/41
8:00p 1300 W 76th, Auburn Gresham, M/29
Sunday 4/6
1:40a 1800 S Blue Island, Lower West Side, M/20
4:20a 3700 W Armitage, Logan Square, M/22
5:00a 6900 S Crandon, South Shore, M/38
7:35a 2200 W Monroe, Near West Side, F/40
2:35p 5400 W Madison, Austin, M/45
Don’t Demonize Monday
1:15a 4800 W Polk, Austin, F/26

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday
Classic image by @purplehip312


Not-so-breaking news – We posted the first of many new designs ahead of the upcoming Summer of Silly Decisions. Our plan is to (hopefully) post as many as possible well ahead of Memorial Day weekend.

March Wrap-up

Carnac the MagnificentStrange patterns are forming where the number of shot is lower, but those that are shot are more likely to pass. More practice, better shot placement, slower and lesser quality emergency care, high tides, full moons, or whatever the reason(s) may be, higher fatality rates do not bode well for the upcoming Summer of Silly Decisions.

March 2025: 38 killed, 97 wounded
March 2024: 52 killed, 161 wounded
March 2023: 38 killed, 143 wounded
March 2022: 41 killed, 193 wounded
March 2021: 51 killed, 255 wounded
March 2020: 32 killed, 161 wounded
March 2019: 35 killed, 136 wounded
March 2018: 31 killed, 143 wounded
March 2017: 40 killed, 175 wounded
March 2016: 50 killed, 281 wounded
March 2015: 35 killed, 179 wounded
Avg March: 41 killed, 183 wounded

A breakdown of the month’s non-demonizable, silly decisions because root causes shows:

  • 33 shot & killed
  • 3 stabbed
  • 2 beaten
  • 1 shot by police, fatal
  • 1 CCL shooting, non fatal
  • 7 homicide-linked arrests
  • A person shot every 5 hrs 10 mins
  • A homicide every 17 hrs 41 mins
  • 1 mass shootings – 5 shot, 0 killed
  • 25.4% fatally rate
  • 10 homicide-free days
  • 34 males killed vs 4 females
  • 29 Blacks, 8 Hispanics, 1 White/Other
  • 3 children 12 and younger shot, 1 fatal
  • 20 teenagers shot, 7 fatally
  • Homicide age range: 8-68
  • Team Austin led w/ 15 shot, 6 fatal
  • 11th District led w/ 14 shot, 3 fatal
  • Expressway shootings: 0 shot
  • 7 grazed
  • 3 selfies
  • 3 #ShotInTheAss

Our March forecast of 35-40 homicides with another 150 shot and wounded was dead on for homicides but way off for the non-fatals. The lower wounded number is both good and concerning at the same time as mean reversion would entail an above average shooting total is incoming. As for this month, last April recorded 40 homicides with 194 wounded. As the shooting conditions finally improve and the usual arrival of the first all 70°s weekend, the total for the month will likely be 40-45 killed plus with another 175 shot and wounded.


Head over to our Substack and read about how Mayor Johnson’s new Rap Sheet Rewards will help drastically lower the crime rate. No report, no crime = crime is down, y’all.


Check out our fashionable lineup of tees and gear up before the Summer of Silly Decisions arrives. They’re the real deal, unlike our Substack post.

Mostly Raggedy Weekend

Chicago Mayor Brandon JohnsonHow does one know summer will be here soon in Chicago – everything goes to shit downtown thanks to the usual swarm of raggedy, Capone-ish, yet non-demonizable silly decision-makers because Nixon-Confederacy-colonizer reasons.

Final Demonized Tally: 1 killed, 6 wounded
2024 weekend tally: 8 killed, 27 wounded
2023 weekend tally: 6 killed, 19 wounded
2022 weekend tally: 4 killed, 25 wounded
2021 weekend tally: 8 killed, 33 wounded
2020 weekend tally: 6 killed, 19 wounded
2019 weekend tally: 8 killed, 26 wounded
2018 weekend tally: 3 killed, 24 wounded
2017 weekend tally: 8 killed, 33 wounded
2016 weekend tally: 3 killed, 13 wounded
2015 weekend tally: 3 killed, 26 wounded
Average tally: 6 killed, 25 wounded

Friday 3/28
3:40p 8100 S Kolmar, Ashburn, M/16
5:10p 2800 S Komensky, Little Village, M/15
Don’t Demonize: 1 shot, 1 stabbed, at least 15 arrested as teen mob swarms downtown Chicago again
9:40p 400 N Cityfront Plaza, Near North Side, M/15
Saturday 3/29
12:55a 1500 N Monitor, Austin, M/36
1:20a 200 E 103rd, Roseland, M/18
Sunday 3/30
1:40a 9700 S Emerald, Washington Heights, M/22
3:00p 7900 S Exchange, South Chicago, M/36
Don’t Demonize Monday
Cancelled because it’s too cold, again.

Key:
shooting
homicide
Weekend = 12p Friday – 6a Monday


Whenever the mercury breaks 70°, the wheels come off in a non-demonizable fashion that illicits the usual excuses for silly decisions. Partake in your own silly decisions by picking up some fresh gear ahead of the Summer of Silly Decisions.


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