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Bricks in the Wall

Another Brick in Allah's wall

Daddys gone across the ocean,
To live in at Gitmo, in luxury
He eats, sleeps and dreams of 72 virgins all hairy.
Daddy, what else did you leave for me?
Daddy, whatcha leave behind for me !?!
All in all it was just an excuse for jihad to call.
All in all, it was just an excuse for jihad to call...

When we grew up and went to mosques
There were certain mullahs who would
Hurt the boys any way they could
By pouring their gay derision
Upon anything we did
And exposing every weakness
However carefully hidden by the kids...
But in the town it was well known
When they got home at night, their fat and
Psycopathic wives would thrash them
Within inches of their lives...

We don't need no Islamification!
We dont need no thought control!
No dark, smelly feet in the mosque-rooms.
Mullah, leave them kids alone.
Hey, Mullah!!!, leave those kids alone!
All in all it's just another pig in the stall.
All in all it's just- another pig in the stall.

I dont need no burka 'round me.
And I dont need no beating to calm me.
I have seen the Q'ruran's writing on the wall
Dont think I need Allah at all.
No. dont think I want Allah at all.
All in all it was just another gay man with no balls.
All in all Allah was just a gay man with no balls.

:)>>>
Bite me Allah. See me run.

Dry hot sweaty heat.

But I thought it was dry heat.

Heh. A pool full of sweat.

New York(Reuters) - Phoenix on Wednesday was named the sweatiest city in the United States, but Miami topped the list as the most uncomfortable American city due to its mix of humidity and heat.

It means that in under three hours, Phoenix residents collectively produced enough sweat to fill an Olympic-sized swimming pool, said Jay Gooch, sweat expert at Old Spice, a Procter & Gamble Co. antiperspirant brand.
Ahh hah!! Trying to sell deeeodorant. Gotcha. 3 hours??? To fill a pool??
That's pretty damn Hot and Humid sounding to me.

"In Phoenix you sweat much more than in Miami, but it evaporates quickly as it is such dry air so you don't notice as much. In Miami the sweat stays on your skin," said Gooch.

I like sweat that sticks around.

Bush: Convert To Islam To Redeem Yerself

A reputed leader of the al-Qaida-linked terror group blamed for deadly bombings across Indonesia on Thursday accused President Bush and Australian Prime Minister John Howard of waging wars against Muslims in Iraq and Afghanistan.

...

Militant cleric Abu Bakar Bashir also called on Bush and Howard to convert to Islam, saying it was "the only way to save their souls," adding that families still grieving after the 2002 Bali blasts that killed many foreigners should also become Muslim to find "salvation and peace."

wouldn't THAT be nice? Get the leaders of the free world to convert to Islam.

In his wildest dreams. The freakO.

Though the United States and Australia said they were disappointed at Bashir's release, Indonesian President Susilo Bambang Yudhoyono noted Thursday that it did not mean his government was soft on Islamic militants.
Noooo....An Islamist is never soft on another Islamist. Never.
Nuke them. The sooooner the better.

Latino Suicide Rates

Aww now we reason to be sympathetic towards the pathetic.

ATLANTA (AP) - Hispanic high school students use drugs and attempt suicide at far higher rates than their white and black classmates, says a new federal survey that has the experts somewhat perplexed.

More than 11 percent of all Latino students - and 15 percent of Latino girls - said they had attempted suicide, according to the report issued Thursday by the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. The white and black rates were about 7.5 percent.

Latinos also reported much higher rates of using cocaine, heroin, ecstasy and methamphetamines; their use of condoms was at lower rates than the other population groups.

"We really don't understand this phenomenon as well as we should," said Dr. Glenn Flores of the Medical College of Wisconsin, who spoke at a CDC news conference.

The CDC survey of nearly 14,000 U.S. high school students has been conducted every other year, since 1991. Results reported Thursday were from last year's survey.

Uhh maybe this is happening because these kids don't really fit in, because they're parents are illegal criminals? Criminals tend to breed criminals and it shows here. Duh!

Al ZarqueerY

So Mr. Al ZarqueerY is dead. The world reacts.

And so do certain liberal lushsluts and asstwats...

Washington (AP)-- Rep. Murtha was seen signing a book of condolences to Mr. Al ZarqueerY's family today. Next to him stood Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton, who were holding each other up. Sobbing, Mrs. Clinton was overheard telling her husband how much she will miss her lover, Al ZarqueerY.
John F. Kerry was also present and consoled the former President, who was appearently quite displeased that his wife wrote love notes in the condolence book.
Kerry held Mrs. Clinton and told her HE would be her new lover. Therasa Kerry then threw her pocketbook at her husband, who grabbed Mr. Murtha's arm and said-"Lets cut and run!!" and they both sprinted out of the room.