Harvey, over at the Alliance HQ was wondering the other day; just what would one find if one sifted through Evil Glenn�s garbage?
By purest happenstance, I had in my possession a sample of said trash. (The law states that once trash hits the curb, it is public domain� besides, you wouldn�t believe the stuff you can sell on e-bay.) This sample hadn�t yet been put up for auction, so I will share the contents with you.
Evil Glenn Trash Bag Inventory1 carton eggs, empty
12 ziplock bags containing egg yolks
12 ziplock bags containing egg whites
4 boxes instant cake mix, empty (with the words �separate 3 eggs and fold into batter� highlighted)
- I wonder if he used the shells�
4 Sammy Sosa bobblehead dolls, broken, and covered in eggshell fragments
- I guess he did.15 cartons Pall Mall cigarettes, unopened yet singed
1 letter, �R� (a 6 inch cardboard cutout, colored blue)
1 legal flier with �If you have smoked Pall Mall cigarettes, please send us a letter so that we may represent you in a class action lawsuit.� Highlighted
1 scrap of paper with �Oops, I think I may have misinterpreted this� have to check with the boys at the law firm.� stapled to the legal flier1 computer mouse, crushed in a rat-trap
- I guess the Insta-Wife is trying to cut down on his computer time
1 computer keyboard, broken, with what looks like hair and blood imbedded in the keys
- I guess he didn�t take the hint�
That�s all that was in that bag. All of the other ones from that trash pickup were already sorted and put on e-bay. So if you want to see more, you�ll have to bid. :-)
(That is all)