The traditional �gift� for naughty boys and girls is coal. Perhaps to represent their evil, black little hearts. Along this line of reasoning, I came up with a few �gift� ideas for terrorists.
A lump of lead, (preferably traveling at more than the speed of sound) to represent their dense little brains.
A lump of uranium, (nicely wrapped in an implosive, shaped charge, with the optional altitude detonator attached). Again, representing their dense, little brains. And if Santa is a little busy, we can drop that one out of a B-2 for him. After this present, the lumps of coal will be former terrorists�
A lump of chocolate, representing their sweet goodness� oh wait, that one is for Susie.
Aw heck, when you think about it, any chunk of fossil fuel will do. Provided that you cram it down their throats hard enough! A 5-gallon can of gasoline would be more than enough to drown a dozen terrorists, as long as you took your time, drowned them one at a time and stood on the back of their heads until the kicking stopped.
OK, that was a little bitter. So I guess I should stop there.
Merry Christmas, Everyone!