"Alarm Will Sound"

I guess there's no real alarm. Thanks Stephanie.

"Now Serving"

Something is happening with something that resembles pizza. Couldn't say what. Thanks Mark.

Don't "Pluck"

Lisa spotted this in a flower shop in Dubai. I wonder what kind of behavior they were really trying to curb here.

Special Promotion "All Day"

Promotion may be void at specific times of day, without notice. Thanks Jack.

Trustworthy

I definitely would "trust" these fireworks to go off at the right time and "not" maim me! Thanks Matt.

Sorry for the unexpected haitus. Life got busy, I had to let something slide.

Sanitized for "You"

I guess they aren't sanitizing it for you in particular. Thanks Alan.

"training"

My friend Kristy explains, "I've been really excited to try this new lunch spot near my house, but now I'm nervous that the customer service will be sub-par since they've settled for 'training' their employees."

Is that like the song about the luftballons?

Or maybe this is some oblique reference. To something. Thanks April.

"Only" "one"

Submitter Ken says he saw this at a Burger King drive through, but that still doesn't explain what is going on at all. Whatever it is, it is part of a complicated code, targeted at Jean.

Good ol' "Savory"

Submitter Luned writes, "This is about this guy they know, his real name is Medford Crackers, but everyone calls him Savory."

"Onions"

I don't know. Those look like real onions to me. Thanks Josh.

Clearance "Furniture"

Maybe this is some of that hipster upcycled furniture made out of trash? Thanks Jimmy.

"12 Beers"

I guess they really have 6 beers on tap, and then some "light" versions. Thanks Alan.