The best response to getting caught picking your nose.... In the world
So Jay has some truly good lines, but I just have to share this recent one. We were sitting enjoy the Holiday laziness and I looked over to see Jay really digging for gold, way up there, like second knuckle deep up there, sorry for the vivid detail. "Jay, be careful buddy, you're gonna get a bloody nose, stop picking bud" silence as he realizes he was caught, slowly turns to his parents in dead pan side glance. "Don't worry guys, I put it back where I found it" Nice comeback little buddy, nice comeback