Thursday, January 22, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Who is clever? Teacher or student ?
In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone out to a wedding last night and on their return the tyre of their car burst and they had to push the car all the way back and that they were in no condition to appear for the test.
So the Dean said they can have the re-test after 3 days. They thanked him and said they will be ready by that time. On the third day they appeared before the Dean. The Dean said that as this was a Special Condition Test, All four were required to sit in separate classrooms for the test.
They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days. The Test consisted of 2 questions with the total of 100 Marks.
Q.1. Your Name.........................( 2 MARKS )
Q.2. Which tyre burst ?...............( 98 MARKS )
a) Front Left
b) Front Right
c) Back Left
d) Back Right .....!!!
xD LOL
Friday, January 16, 2009
Charity: (Ovum) donor get RM3,500 ?
Note: Please proceed only if you are a NON-MUSLIM.
This program is only for NON-MUSLIM due to religious reason.
There is an organization looking for young ladies of any race to help childless couples by becoming an egg (Ovum) donor.
To be qualified, you must be:
1) Non-muslim
2) Non-virgin
3) Age: 18-29
4) Healthy
5) Regular period (menstruation)
6) Not afraid of injection
You will get RM 3500 for your time + FREE medical check ups.
(For guys, you can help the childless couples by sharing this great opportunity with your female friends)
It's SAFE and EASY. It's done by well known clinics in Damansara, KL and Johor. As we all know, ladies eggs are produced and dropped every month, so it's better to donate and give hope and joy to the loving couples. USA and UK guidelines are strictly followed by the clinics - you can donate many times and still can get pregnant after that.
If you are interested to know more, here is the procedure:
THE PROCEDURE
1) 30 minutes consultation with doctor
2) Sign agreement form and safety form to protect your interest.
3) Medical check up (it's free) to know your health condition.
4) Will get report in few days time.
5) If your health condition is acceptable, your profile will be shown to childless couples.
6) If you are selected (normally you will be selected not more than three month). Doctor will give you medication (very very small injections) to be taken at home everyday for about 10-15 days.
7) Medicines are taken to make your eggs become many and healthy. No harm.
8) Discuss when to transfer eggs.
9) Will get cash immediately after the eggs have been taken. No operation/surgery and no pain. Doctor only sucks from your vagina using very small and long tube. No side effect.
Please feel free to contact us for any other enquiries.
We are contactable at 012-374 2008.
If you are interested to help, kindly fill up the form here (http://www.modelgalaxies.com/edregister.php) and click 'submit'.
Then you will be informed for medical check up if you are selected.
Thank you for your kindness.
Best regards,
Charmaine
Ovum Donation Program
Model Galaxies
(001703444-U)
42B, Jalan SS21/58,
Damansara Utama (Uptown),
47400 Petaling Jaya.
Selangor. Malaysia.
For the contact detail and for more information please visit here : http://modelgalaxies.com/edIntro.php
Surprise??
I also surprise. RM3,500 u can get if you just donor your Ovum?!
That's mean girls can earn RM3,500 every month without working?! OMG~
**Update: My friend said donate second time can get RM5,000. =.=|||
and after read this, now i understand why we guy sperm donor cant get this price figure. LOL
If can i think the most rich gender in the world with be Guy then.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Show Off
so i also "show off" a little bit of my Facebook la.. hahaha
And others than that,
i wanna show off my blog counter already over 30,000 !!! Congrat me please =p
Anyway, that all for my today update. Mou liu update =p
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Cristiano Ronaldo - FIFA Player of the Year for 2008
Ronaldo, who also won FIFA’s Club World Cup with United in 2008, faced competition from fellow nominees Xavi Hernandez, Fernando Torres, Lionel Messi and Kaka.
Ronaldo becomes the fist player from the Premier League to win the coveted title, which has so far only been awarded to players based at clubs in Italy or Spain.
The Portugal international, who also picked up the European Player of the Year crown in December and the FifPro World Footballer of the Year honour in October, paid special tribute to United boss Sir Alex Ferguson.
In the women’s category, Brazilian sensation Marta was victorious, winning for the third year in succession.
The FIFA Fair Play Awards went jointly to the Armenia and Turkey Football Federations for the work they did in helping bring the two countries together politically, socially and football-wise.
The FIFA Presidential Award was presented to the United States Women’s National Team.
Monday, January 12, 2009
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such asNBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.
Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR Desperate
First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend Cooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support
LOL
Thursday, January 08, 2009
WTF
What the fuck with these people?
why cant we live harmony and happily together?
Anyway, I love my malay friends!
Tuesday, January 06, 2009
2009 Resolution
i still remember the last last year new year eve celeb at the curve with friends to welcome the coming of 2008.
Now, another brand new year 2009 already.
Look back, as what i can remember what i did for 2008...
1st came into my mind is, i cant graduate together with all my friends. T_T
2nd, middle of the year began my internship at CARI Internet Sdn Bhd after that work as permanent staff until now.
3rd, i have a relationship more than 1 year! feel proud! haha
4th, fulfill 2/3 of my 2008 wishlist. PSP and Laptop.
5th, move from Cyberjaya to SS2 then move to Kelana Puteri Condo then move to Company rental house.
6th, Before end of year, i able to have a primary school-mate reunion gathering.
7th, Began my online advertising career on December and found out that earning money is so hard. @_@
8th, 2 of my friends went to US and one still at Aus.
9th, I quit smoke and i did it!
10th the last one, I knew a bunch of crazy playful blogger friends!!!
Ok, that's all i can think for 2008, now is the resolution for the brand new 2009!
1.Health
2.Convocation
3.Career
4.Vacation
1st, Health.
Of course this is the most important not because i got sick right now. Is just i need to keep my body as healthy as i can so that the sick virus wont come and visit me, so that i can live more longer in this world. More healthy food needed, less KFC and McD and this year no matter how i must go GYM!
2nd, Convocation.
I must graduate this year no matter how! FYI, due to my laziness last 2 years ago and it turned up i get extended 1 more year. I did thought to quit my degree last time but NOT NOW! I still got 2 more subject to go. It's mean, i gonna score well for that last 2 subjects and going on stage with the square hat!
3rd, Career.
As i mention above in December 2008 i have started my online advertising career in CARI. My position now is Digital Media Specialist and my job is to bring more sales ( $$$ ) to my company. I wanted to learn online advertising since 2 years ago. So the lucky me got the chance to learn that in CARI so i gonna appreciate it and learn + work hard on this.
4th, Vacation.
This is one of the wishlist for 2008 which i cant make it. I cant save more extra money to afford me to go for any vacation since i already spend on others things. ( PSP and Laptop) haha. So, this year i wanna to earn more money to have more extra money that afford me to go for a vacation. I don't really mind where is the location as long as is relaxing enough can already. Beach will be the best. ^^
I think these 4 are the main resolution for my 2009.
Of course there are still a lot of things i want to do in this years. Human are greedy right? haha
That's all. Hope i can achieve all of these resolution in 2009.
I will read back this one by the end of the 2009 later. haha
Happy New Year =)
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Nobody is reading your blog?
That's where BlogExplosion comes in. Imagine joining a blogging community where people can find and read your blog, get your blog reviewed or even chat with other bloggers all around the world!
Whether you like to talk about politics, business, your wedding, family or simply enjoy sharing your life experiences on your blog with other people BlogExplosion is a great way to expand the number of people that read your blog!
How It Works?
You must visit others blogs in the program, then others will visit your blog. It is fair, isn’t it?
Is It Counted As Actual Traffic For Nuffnang etc?
They are real visitors, they actually see your contents, they can comment on your site and click the links. So, yes - they are counted as your traffic eventhough members surf through BlogExplosion’s portal. The indication where traffics are coming from them is, you can see them as ‘referrals’ in Nuffnang and Statcounter.
I’d say this is a good tool to get some traffics. But for long term sake, content and quality of blog is still very important.
found from thesuzette.com
Friday, January 02, 2009
Be careful Chinese New Year oranges round the corner ???
The Chinese government had in fact made effort to destroy hundreds of tons of these oranges and compensate the farmers for these. But however some culprit may still sell it illegally. That's why we need to be careful.
Whether the worms is harmful to the human body or not is still questionable. But generally if few numbers are consumed it should not make any harm according to doctors. It is advisable to be careful about it.
Thursday, January 01, 2009
Happy 2009!!!
Welcome 2009!