Dog Poet Transmitting.......
The Trumpathon continues. Now he
wants to punch protesters in the face. He laments the days of old
when this practice was in place. The irony here is that this practice
never went away. Violence against people who are vocal about their
oppositional perspective is still alive and well.
I keep waiting for the public to wake
up, not only to the disparity between what politicians say and what
politicians do but the whole Circus Cloaca Maxima. They are sitting
on the banks of the River of Shit, feeding the rats that scamper
about, with the processed food in their pockets and with themselves,
once death has claimed them. In between their births and deaths comes
the dream, poisoned by the redolent fumes of the coursing River of
Shit. Flow on big river, flow on. Once cannot tell when night falls
or day breaks in a place like that but there are moments and periods
where the shine of romance glimmers off of the waters of The River of
Shit, as if some hidden moon, as by osmosis penetrated the rebarred
concrete ceiling of the cloaca with its light and brings an ambergris
like luminescence to the surface of the clotted waters. It's not
butter or tofu that is the product of the churning waves. Portions of
it ride up on the moss slick, tiny beach at their feet and are washed
up beyond the lapping excrescence where they form feeding mounds for
Lilliputians so disposed..
The atmosphere produces vivid
hallucinations of elephants and clowns in kayaks; hippos and
crocodiles in wet suits swim by. On the further bank is a replicating
bandstand that seems to extend for the length of the channel and sad
lugubrious music wafts across the water. It's the kind of music that
would cause Mahler to commit suicide. Chopin would say, “Ah... now
that is melancholy. I used to write as if rivers and streams were
flowing from my mind into my fingers and thence upon the keys but I
never imagined a river or stream such as this.”
Is the music really sad? Of course not.
It is rousing and anything but enervating. It is a strange
combination of Sousa and Hendricks but that is simply the result of
the quality of the air. It is, in reality, as I first said it is but
it sounds to the intoxicated like the latter and you can see them
rise here and there and go marching into the sewage as if Hannibal
were calling them from the alps that are spray painted on the walls
behind the bandstand. Carthage is burning somewhere out of sight
while Asian entrepreneurs talk about all the soy sauce that can be
made from the salted landscape, once the festival of fire ends.
Tamari may be the desire of some but it won't be coming to a Chinese
restaurant near you soon.
The track of the Cloaca Maxima is a
sinuous and torturous one and the quality of the contents of this
particular river of darkness changes according to the quality of the
effluvia that comes into the waters at different points. One might
imagine that there would be particular differences in the South Bronx
than in Chinatown and also a variations in texture, odor and taste
once one finds themselves under Trump Towers or the Upper East Side.
This is not to say that, on the whole, all of the contents do not
stink and taste bad... initially anyway but coprophagia is an
acquired taste and can even be considered both daring and acceptable
cuisine if it happens to be served warm and over toast. They don't
call it shit on a shingle for nothing.
Eventually the Cloaca comes into a main
cavern and more resembles a lake than a river or stream. At that
point there are green highway signs that appear overheard and assist
the traveler in terms of their chosen disembarkation points. There is
a current in this lake and so, if one does nothing more but remain
there they will be eventually taken to a bottle neck area and
transported through a raised portcullis into some new and fascinating
environment that we will talk about further on.
Other signs will indicate going left or
right to the showers or in the other direction to Party Land. There
is a certain difficulty in going to the showers and then intending to
go to Party Land when one has to enter the waters again to do so.
Since Party Land is always pretty crowded, it seems likely that
various sojourners have figured this out.
In the land beyond the portcullis, the
contents of the river are transformed into something else that they
once were previously... a little while ago or a long time ago. It is
at this point that those who observed the sign that said, “onward
bound passengers please remain standing, floating or on your heads
and you will be carried to the next port of call” are also
transformed, recycled or 'insert applicable term here'. There are
showers in this location as well and one can experience that which
was butchered of meaning in whatever scriptures might have been
formerly read, concerning being washed white as snow, given the
amount of bleach that is a given part of the process of change which
takes place here, it is certainly no misnomer. In other places the
waters catch fire and another kind of cleansing process takes place.
One might imagine that all that has
been described here is simply a segment in the grand concourse of
endlessly circling existence. One should also keep in mind that
rivers of shit run in most aspects of existence and it is not simply
for the purpose provided by Mighty Nitrogen. All hail Mighty Nitrogen
and we expect, we hope that all are genuflecting accordingly at this
precise moment. As a Hellbound Israeli once said, “Nits make
Yahoos”... or it might have been something else but... point taken
in any case.
Every time a politician opens their mouth they make a large contribution to the rivers of shit. It is not
just politicians but everyone who lies as a matter of routine who
adds to the volume of the rivers of shit. In these times it is not
unusual for the rivers to overflow their banks on a regular basis,
given the extreme generosity of so much of the public contributing in
some way to that great river which is all the same river but which
might seem like different rivers that, in any case, all run to the
sea. In this case they all run right back into the river; cue Neil
Young or Bruce Springsteen, I don't care.
I have had the opportunity in recent
times to see Materialism in action in a way I never thought would
demonstrate itself to me. I've been so good at walking around the
block and taking other routes that I had accorded myself almost a
professional status in terms of avoiding such dramas and
presentations but no... I was either fooling myself or was mostly
lucky, or... could it be that the whole process got ratcheted up
without my being informed of it? Perhaps the river of shit with it's
large chorus of shit gollum sirens that serenade one from the islands
in the stream, had drawn my attention away from what was happening
around me. I do not know and perhaps I never shall but... it will be
alright. I know that regardless of the unimaginable reach of time and
the unimaginable difference in degree between time and eternity; not
to mention length of reach, I know that it all comes right at some
point. From what I understand it comes right over and over and over
again and then it starts the same cycle it had concluded
previously... all over again. I don't know how many times this has
happened by now but I am led to believe that no human mind could
comprehend the size of it.
Roll on big river... roll on.
Every four years an enormous barge
floats down the Cloaca Maxima and the biggest contributors of toxic
shit the world will ever know are present on that barge and it sails
the length of Shit River. The politicians and their financiers and
all the members of their massive support structure are on that barge.
That barge is probably ten times larger than the Queen Mary 2 but
I've never measured it nor seen its dimensions in The Shit River
Times. I should add that representatives of The Shit River Times are
also on the barge and that seriously swells the number of occupants.
The Shit River Times has many other names, depending on the location
where it gets printed ...but all of the issues are under the umbrella
of The Shit River Times and to say they need an umbrella is pretty
much something that can be established through observation. There is
also The Shit River radio and television complexes and The Shit River
Entertainment Cabal and all the people that work in all those places
are proud of the job they do and especially proud that all of their
products are composed of 100% USDA Grade A Shit.
There used to be a Shinola industry but
that got converted into shit as well, so there is no longer a reason
for anyone to be able to tell the difference between the two and that
is probably because there was never much effort put into that in the
first place.
We're pleased that you took a few
moments to travel with us on Shit River in the Cloaca Maxima. Usually
it doesn't look anything like the way it has been portrayed here
today. We sort of lifted the filters just for a short while but no
one needs to be overly disturbed by this because it will go right
back to looking like what it pretends to be real soon; Lights!
Action! Camera!
End Transmission.......
There will be a radio show this weekend.