Monthly Archives: March 2006

Three Things

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1) I woke up this morning to hear Simeon yelling, “Look out the window!” which can only mean one thing: SNOW! Yippeee!! Too bad there wasn’t enough to keep me from going to work today. Oh well, another time.

2) Lindsay is just about the cutest thing in the world. Heather mentioned a few things this morning, but I have to add a conversation she and I had during dinner last night:

Lindsay: Auntie Carrie can I have a nap please?
Me: Can you eat one more bite of your dinner first?
Lindsay: How about…one more blue M&M?

Needless to say, she only stayed up a little while longer before taking a “nap” in the guest bedroom.

3) Since Lost wasn’t new last night and it would be a crime to waste the great company and fabulous accommodations, we watched the TiVoed Natalie Portman SNL rap several times. Once we were all laughing so hard we couldn’t contain ourselves and “I never said I was a role model” had been quoted numerous times, I hit the “Live TV” button on my TiVo remote. What popped up was an unexpected blessing and a curse at the same time: America’s Next Top Model. The first episode in a new season. Megan, Kerry, and I tortured the boys, making them watch the silly poses, the snide judge commentary, the gay one-liners, and even the boob grabs (thought that part didn’t seem to bother them). And now, sadly I am hooked once again! Oh Tyra! How could you do this to me?! But to commemorate the occasion, I dedicate this to Megan and Kerry.
Shirt courtesy of CafePress!


Thanks for the laughs ladies! Shall we make this a regular thing?

Conversations overheard during the Oscars

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“Woah! Big Asian boobs! Come quick!”
“Where? Huh? Wha…”
“Ha! Did you see how fast he got in here?”

“Wow. She is drunk.”
“How can you tell?”
“Did you just hear her say ‘I spy…’?”
“Oh. That.”

“Check out that carrot. I dare you to eat it.”
“Ok.”
“Quick take a picture.”
….
“Ewwww! Not like that! Off to the side like. More Bugs Bunny.”

“Do you guys watch The Bachelor?”
“No. I don’t like reality shows like that. Do you really think you are going to find true love on a TV show?”
“Ummm. What about the Flava Flav show? Come on now. Those girls are SO in love with him.”

*Sigh*
“Woah. Did all of us girls sigh at the same time?”
“I didn’t. I was too busy listening to him talk in that accent. Ahhhhh.”

“Shhhhh.”
“Are you shushing me? Are YOU shushing ME?!”
“Sorry, it’s just instict.”

“Wow.”
“Yeaaaaah.”
“It’s things like that that make me wish I had a blog.”
“And now you understand.”

Things actually said over dinner last night

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“You can have our ham piles.”

“I’m already in the club. I don’t need to study.”

“We weren’t typing. We were trying to kill the spiders on our keyboards.”

“Did you get special Ass Wednesday powers?”

“I’ve had enough sausage.”
“Yeah. So have I. So. Have. I.”

“You know what I am giving up for Lent? Religion.”

“You have the right to arm bears.”

“Just because I am a teacher doesn’t mean I know the stuff.”

“You are the only guy I know who can make ‘Hi. How are you?’ perverted!”

“The ninja turtles handshake? Awesome!”

“Can you imagine if that’s how wars worked; with colored pencils and paper.”

“Is dat Harry Pott’r?”
“No.”
“Is dat Harry Pott’r?”
“No.”
“Is dat Harry Pott’r?”
“Yes. Yes, it is.”